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(The Raw Story)   Alex Jones gives his viewpoint on the latest developments in Syria, which are devoid of any understanding of diplomacy, foreign affairs, or reality in general   (rawstory.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Obama, Air Forces Ones, diplomacy, elitists  
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2337 clicks; posted to Politics » on 11 Sep 2013 at 12:24 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-11 01:17:20 PM  
3 votes:
Say what you will about the guy, but he knows how to fleece morons.
2013-09-11 02:01:25 PM  
2 votes:
Fringe conservative radio host?  This crazy farker is embarrassingly popular, particularly with the Paultard Libertarian types.
2013-09-11 02:03:00 PM  
1 vote:

theorellior: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Well, yes. Duh.

Thank God you're here. I think you'll need to warm up the memory blasters on the mothership to deal with this thread. Everyone, keep your eyes on the screen.


Eh. We've found it more effective just to let people marginalize themselves. Alex Jones is crazy and wrong, and everyone knows it. I mean, yes, space monsters exist and secretly control your world, but it's never as nefarious as he makes it sound. We simply offer a more competitive benefits package and present a strong case.

A good PowerPoint presentation is better than a railgun array on your intergalactic cruiser any day.

Also Tau Ceti has faboo corporate retreats. You think you'll just go in for a little probing and BAM! Full digestive cleanse.
2013-09-11 01:58:35 PM  
1 vote:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Well, that was an interesting tour through Crazytown.


And, it's chauffeured...

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2013-09-11 01:54:12 PM  
1 vote:
Anyone who seriously uses the phrase "MSM" should be locked up in a room with padded walls and nice men with syringes full of haloperidol.
2013-09-11 01:09:19 PM  
1 vote:
You mean someone that makes, lets be conserative here, over 25Million a year peddling fear is talking out the side of his mouth?

youdontsay.jpg

/who knew quoting out of context could pay so well
//listens from time to time, gets upset when little details get repeated for hours like they are some major bomb shell
2013-09-11 01:01:02 PM  
1 vote:
I swear I killed more brain cells reading Alex Jones' claptrap than I did drinking 4 beers this past Sunday.  I don't get how people can believe such a blatherskite.  I only know of Jones because my half-brother fancies himself as a subversive.  The worst part is Jones gets paid to be a troll.

Don't feed the troll!
2013-09-11 12:50:18 PM  
1 vote:
I didn't realize Alex Jones was a multichin fatty. That explains a lot.
2013-09-11 12:46:57 PM  
1 vote:

Satanic_Hamster: Almost Everybody Poops: This guy gets crazier by the day.  There's no way he believes all that shiat and he's just doing it for the money.

I don't understand how anyone can listen to that crap, even as a joke.


The one thing that's helpful about Jones is that you can immediately dismiss anything someone says about politics if they bring him up in a positive light. See an Infowars bumper sticker? A nice indicator that person is not to be asked for their opinion of anything important. I remember during the last class I took to get my bachelor's degree there was a hardcore Joneser ex-Marine. Okay enough guy, but when he started discussing 9/11 conspiracies as if they were true in class I've never wanted to mock someone more than him.
2013-09-11 12:41:43 PM  
1 vote:
 And to think, there is a large number of people who hang on every word that comes out of this dudes mouth, and are armed to the teeth.

Sleep tight.
2013-09-11 12:41:08 PM  
1 vote:

Almost Everybody Poops: This guy gets crazier by the day.  There's no way he believes all that shiat and he's just doing it for the money.


I don't understand how anyone can listen to that crap, even as a joke.
2013-09-11 12:40:28 PM  
1 vote:

ManateeGag: you lost me at Alex Jones - anyone care to summarize?


www.computerclipart.com
2013-09-11 12:36:32 PM  
1 vote:
This guy gets crazier by the day.  There's no way he believes all that shiat and he's just doing it for the money.
2013-09-11 12:28:30 PM  
1 vote:
Alex J-


forum.sportsmogul.com
2013-09-11 12:26:19 PM  
1 vote:
The latter half of that sentence is implied by the first half.
 
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