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(The Raw Story)   Alex Jones gives his viewpoint on the latest developments in Syria, which are devoid of any understanding of diplomacy, foreign affairs, or reality in general   (rawstory.com) divider line 153
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2013-09-11 02:36:03 PM  

theorellior: Satan's Bunny Slippers: This seems to be what they're telling me. I know I have to have a driver.

Indeed you do. It sucks and all, but I'd much rather have a colonoscopy even without anaesthetic than deal with full-blown ass cancer.


Tell that to every uneducated hillbilly the Grays pick up and test for cancer. You'd think "Doctors without Planetary Systems" was doing that for fun. Nope. Zeta Reticuli pays off college loans if they spend four years zipping around the backwaters of the Milky Way making sure less-evolved species are healthy.
 
2013-09-11 02:37:59 PM  

theorellior: Satan's Bunny Slippers: This seems to be what they're telling me. I know I have to have a driver.

Indeed you do. It sucks and all, but I'd much rather have a colonoscopy even without anaesthetic than deal with full-blown ass cancer.


Yepper.  I didn't even hesitate when I got the "Hey, you're 50!  Time for a buttscope!" letter from my doc.

Being female, I've had 35+ years of pap smears and mammograms and other not so pleasant things.  At least I can sleep through this one.  The prep will be the worst...but at least I can have coffee, so I won't kill anyone 24 hours prior.
 
2013-09-11 02:39:54 PM  

dynomutt: It's obvious that none of you have ever listened to Alex Jones for more than a few seconds.  The few seconds in question are probably the ones provided out of context by the MSM.

It's also obvious that none of you have ever read what the people he speaks of have written THEMSELVES.

Go watch the movie made about Ray Kurzweil and then come back and say that what Alex Jones was ranting about this time (A reminder for you, the subject was globalists who are bent on exclusive life-extension and integration with machines) was off base.

Oh, and look up some of the more recent Zbigniew Brzynski speeches.  Have fun with that.


Okay now that we know what the consensus in the Blue Falcon Nest is (or whatever Blue Falcon called his Batcave knockoff) can we hear from Scoobie Doo what Mystery, Inc. has to say?
 
2013-09-11 02:46:10 PM  

dynomutt: Go watch the movie made about Ray Kurzweil and then come back


how am I going to come back here and talk about something if I'm sound asleep?
 
2013-09-11 02:48:46 PM  
How is Timecube involved here?
 
2013-09-11 02:51:34 PM  
fnord.
 
2013-09-11 02:52:16 PM  
I WANT TO BE A CYBORG!
 
2013-09-11 02:54:16 PM  

theorellior: Satan's Bunny Slippers: This seems to be what they're telling me. I know I have to have a driver.

Indeed you do. It sucks and all, but I'd much rather have a colonoscopy even without anaesthetic than deal with full-blown ass cancer.


I'm still kind of "on the fence" about that.

/53 years old
//doctor is getting impatient
///so I stopped going to the doctor
 
2013-09-11 02:55:12 PM  
His rants are still more entertaining than the egotistical snark that comes from this site. I just come here to see what all the hipster statists think. Works pretty well for that, and Alex does for what some crazy evangelicals are thinking.
 
2013-09-11 02:57:48 PM  

stpickrell: How is Timecube involved here?


Timecube is too rational for this.
 
2013-09-11 02:59:26 PM  

BMulligan: theorellior: Satan's Bunny Slippers: This seems to be what they're telling me. I know I have to have a driver.

Indeed you do. It sucks and all, but I'd much rather have a colonoscopy even without anaesthetic than deal with full-blown ass cancer.

I'm still kind of "on the fence" about that.

/53 years old
//doctor is getting impatient
///so I stopped going to the doctor


For me at least, a big factor in not putting it off is that now at 50, it's a "recommended diagnostic well test" and BCBS pays 100%, no deductible.  So why the hell not?  free nap, free chauffeur, a little pampering for a couple hours after.  :)  It's like a spa, caused by your butt!
 
2013-09-11 02:59:32 PM  

dynomutt: It's obvious that none of you have ever listened to Alex Jones for more than a few seconds.  The few seconds in question are probably the ones provided out of context by the MSM.

It's also obvious that none of you have ever read what the people he speaks of have written THEMSELVES.



Hey, guess what. I've actually done all of those things. When I was a teenager, I was actually a fan of Alex Jones, and really believed in some of his stuff. Then I grew up, and realized Alex Jones is a nucking fut who really only cares about getting your money.

Obama's Reptiloid Master:

Ahh, one of those threads you can truly shine. Well played, good sir/ma'am/lizard thingy.
 
2013-09-11 03:13:17 PM  

mmmk: His rants are still more entertaining than the egotistical snark that comes from this site. I just come here to see what all the hipster statists think. Works pretty well for that, and Alex does for what some crazy evangelicals are thinking.


Mmmmm-kay.
 
2013-09-11 03:16:14 PM  

mmmk: His rants are still more entertaining than the egotistical snark that comes from this site. I just come here to see what all the hipster statists think. Works pretty well for that, and Alex does for what some crazy evangelicals are thinking.


Which is funny as if I want to know what a useless narcissist with no understanding of the rule of law or history thinks, I'll go to a politics thread and search for posts with the word "statist" or "statism" in it.
 
2013-09-11 03:20:38 PM  
Alex Jones: same as that schizophrenic hobo screaming at people from an alleyway, but richer.
 
2013-09-11 03:20:52 PM  
Oh wow - that's disjointed and nonsensical, even by his usual standards. Holy crap.

Back on your meds, Alex, and step into the padded room please.
 
2013-09-11 03:26:04 PM  

Car_Ramrod: Crotchrocket Slim: harleyquinnical: I swear I killed more brain cells reading Alex Jones' claptrap than I did drinking 4 beers this past Sunday.  I don't get how people can believe such a blatherskite.  I only know of Jones because my half-brother fancies himself as a subversive.  The worst part is Jones gets paid to be a troll.

Don't feed the troll!

This, if for no other reason than for the word "blatherskite", which we all know to be blathering.

[img839.imageshack.us image 573x640]Y
You beckoned, citizen?


I was wondering why the word blatherskite was pinging on something in my brain. Totally forgot about that cartoon....
 
2013-09-11 03:26:29 PM  

mmmk: His rants are still more entertaining than the egotistical snark that comes from this site. I just come here to see what all the hipster statists think. Works pretty well for that, and Alex does for what some crazy evangelicals are thinking.


Yah, I guess we are just not ironic enough for you. You probably got your handle when FARK was still cool.
 
2013-09-11 03:26:32 PM  

HypnozombieX: And to think, there is a large number of people who hang on every word that comes out of this dudes mouth, and are armed to the teeth.


Cite for what you consider to be "Large Number of People"? (Also "Armed to the teeth")

And how do you factor for the number of people like us who end up elevating his status because we pay attention to him just to chuckle?
 
2013-09-11 03:38:26 PM  

Bloody William: Okay, seriously, is he a long con guy doing a schtick, or is he actually schizophrenic?


i301.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-11 03:41:20 PM  

ristst: enderthexenocide: i confess that i don't know who alex jones is, but i honestly have a hard time believing that is real.  are you trying to tell me that there is a man out there who is paid to have his own national radio show and people actually listen to him, and he spouts lunatic nonsense like that?  how can anyone think this guy is sane?  i mean that cyborg stuff is about as looney as saying that aliens are reading his mind and his wife is actually a clone.

He's real....but he spent some time under one of Exeter's sunlamps.

[i1168.photobucket.com image 337x305]


Mike:(as the landlady) Are you boys cooking up there?
Crow: No!
Mike:(as the landlady) Are you making an Interoceter?
Crow: No!!
 
2013-09-11 03:43:45 PM  

BMulligan: /53 years old
//doctor is getting impatient
///so I stopped going to the doctor


Shame on you!  You're in Seattle!  You are surrounded by some of the best treatment facilities should, god forbid!, you have something.  Early detection is key!

(I'm putting it off until I hit 50 which is just around the corner and to the right.)
 
2013-09-11 03:48:39 PM  
Are they going to be Robocop cyborgs?

whatculture.com

Or Cain?

robocoparchive.com

Or Barbeu Bot?

cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2013-09-11 03:57:33 PM  
Actually can we get Angelina Jolie in Cyborg 2?

www.cyberpunkreview.com
 
2013-09-11 04:21:27 PM  

vygramul: stpickrell: How is Timecube involved here?

Timecube is too rational for this.


This is unfortunately true.
 
2013-09-11 04:36:21 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: mmmk: His rants are still more entertaining than the egotistical snark that comes from this site. I just come here to see what all the hipster statists think. Works pretty well for that, and Alex does for what some crazy evangelicals are thinking.

Which is funny as if I want to know what a useless narcissist with no understanding of the rule of law or history thinks, I'll go to a politics thread and search for posts with the word "statist" or "statism" in it.


Uhmm yea. You sound narcissistic too there buddy. That sure wasn't a compassionate post, so go fark yourself or something.
 
2013-09-11 04:39:13 PM  

mmmk: Crotchrocket Slim: mmmk: His rants are still more entertaining than the egotistical snark that comes from this site. I just come here to see what all the hipster statists think. Works pretty well for that, and Alex does for what some crazy evangelicals are thinking.

Which is funny as if I want to know what a useless narcissist with no understanding of the rule of law or history thinks, I'll go to a politics thread and search for posts with the word "statist" or "statism" in it.

Uhmm yea. You sound narcissistic too there buddy. That sure wasn't a compassionate post, so go fark yourself or something.


Karl Rove would be so proud of you.
 
2013-09-11 04:48:51 PM  

mmmk: Crotchrocket Slim: mmmk: His rants are still more entertaining than the egotistical snark that comes from this site. I just come here to see what all the hipster statists think. Works pretty well for that, and Alex does for what some crazy evangelicals are thinking.

Which is funny as if I want to know what a useless narcissist with no understanding of the rule of law or history thinks, I'll go to a politics thread and search for posts with the word "statist" or "statism" in it.

Uhmm yea. You sound narcissistic too there buddy. That sure wasn't a compassionate post, so go fark yourself or something.


When you come into a thread all high and mighty and generally tossing around terms used by the poorly educated and generally misinformed, expect snarky dickishness to be the friendliest possible response, especially when your post is devoid of actual content relevant to the original discussion. If you are swinging in your initial post, expect to be swung back at.

My four year old niece understands this.
 
2013-09-11 05:00:43 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: mmmk: Crotchrocket Slim: mmmk: His rants are still more entertaining than the egotistical snark that comes from this site. I just come here to see what all the hipster statists think. Works pretty well for that, and Alex does for what some crazy evangelicals are thinking.

Which is funny as if I want to know what a useless narcissist with no understanding of the rule of law or history thinks, I'll go to a politics thread and search for posts with the word "statist" or "statism" in it.

Uhmm yea. You sound narcissistic too there buddy. That sure wasn't a compassionate post, so go fark yourself or something.

When you come into a thread all high and mighty and generally tossing around terms used by the poorly educated and generally misinformed, expect snarky dickishness to be the friendliest possible response, especially when your post is devoid of actual content relevant to the original discussion. If you are swinging in your initial post, expect to be swung back at.

My four year old niece understands this.


Yes, yes. Fight fire with fire. I think we all know that, so you are admitting that we all act like selfish little children. Great. Sounds like what AJ and farkers on this site do daily. Figured I'd just add to it. Couldn't hurt.
 
2013-09-11 05:04:28 PM  

anfrind: mmmk: Crotchrocket Slim: mmmk: His rants are still more entertaining than the egotistical snark that comes from this site. I just come here to see what all the hipster statists think. Works pretty well for that, and Alex does for what some crazy evangelicals are thinking.

Which is funny as if I want to know what a useless narcissist with no understanding of the rule of law or history thinks, I'll go to a politics thread and search for posts with the word "statist" or "statism" in it.

Uhmm yea. You sound narcissistic too there buddy. That sure wasn't a compassionate post, so go fark yourself or something.

Karl Rove would be so proud of you.


And Chomsky of you. Here's AJ and Chomsky if you haven't heard it already

http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=ql4WrUbIkx4

AJ still has better guests than most other talk shows.
 
2013-09-11 05:14:48 PM  
He sounds more like "Lazarus" the raving radio shock jock in the "Deus Ex" games. Only Lazarus is at least supposed to be a parody.
 
2013-09-11 05:17:49 PM  
mmmk: Yes, yes. Fight fire with fire. I think we all know that, so you are admitting that we all act like selfish little children. Great. Sounds like what AJ and farkers on this site do daily. Figured I'd just add to it. Couldn't hurt.

You're kind of a pussy to be coming in here and whining about it when you get back what you dish out, pussy. If you want to play the game don't biatch about others playing the game back.

Now about how everyone who complains about statism basically having no clue about how governance works... yeah you don't know a damn thing about how governance works in a democratic republic. Go eat a rope if you're going to argue chaos is more effective or efficient than something regulated or ordered. Go ahead princess we're waiting.
 
2013-09-11 05:28:03 PM  
They said Sarah Connor was crazy, too.
 
2013-09-11 05:40:33 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: mmmk: Yes, yes. Fight fire with fire. I think we all know that, so you are admitting that we all act like selfish little children. Great. Sounds like what AJ and farkers on this site do daily. Figured I'd just add to it. Couldn't hurt.

You're kind of a pussy to be coming in here and whining about it when you get back what you dish out, pussy. If you want to play the game don't biatch about others playing the game back.

Now about how everyone who complains about statism basically having no clue about how governance works... yeah you don't know a damn thing about how governance works in a democratic republic. Go eat a rope if you're going to argue chaos is more effective or efficient than something regulated or ordered. Go ahead princess we're waiting.


Hahah.. Thanks for feeding my troll. That was great. Passionate for sure. You sound like a psycho. You're probably racist too, and you are just as much of an egoist as those on the right - like AJ.

As for order, I'll take any I can get. I'm a fan of triarchy currently, but things change.
 
2013-09-11 05:48:46 PM  
www.bitlogic.com
 
2013-09-11 05:49:27 PM  
First off, the actual headline was truly Fark Ready:
Alex Jones: Syria diplomacy a plot to extinguish humans so Obama and elitists can be cyborgsHow can you improve on that?
 
2013-09-11 05:49:54 PM  

mmmk: Hahah.. Thanks for feeding my troll. That was great. Passionate for sure. You sound like a psycho. You're probably racist too, and you are just as much of an egoist as those on the right - like AJ.


Too lazy to dig out the "what a troll wants you to think" comic but yeah, it was created with people like you in mind. And you're the one using the racist dogwhistle ("what you mean that the government is here to stop me from discriminating against coloreds. THE GOVERNMENT HAS TOO MUCH AUTHORITY".

As for order, I'll take any I can get. I'm a fan of triarchy currently, but things change.

I don't give a shiat about some poorly defined and thought out power structure your little echo chambers cooked up.
 
2013-09-11 05:58:17 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: mmmk: Hahah.. Thanks for feeding my troll. That was great. Passionate for sure. You sound like a psycho. You're probably racist too, and you are just as much of an egoist as those on the right - like AJ.

Too lazy to dig out the "what a troll wants you to think" comic but yeah, it was created with people like you in mind. And you're the one using the racist dogwhistle ("what you mean that the government is here to stop me from discriminating against coloreds. THE GOVERNMENT HAS TOO MUCH AUTHORITY".

As for order, I'll take any I can get. I'm a fan of triarchy currently, but things change.

I don't give a shiat about some poorly defined and thought out power structure your little echo chambers cooked up.


The meds are missing
Alex Jones seems a wise man
The voices, they sing
 
2013-09-11 06:27:50 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: mmmk: Hahah.. Thanks for feeding my troll. That was great. Passionate for sure. You sound like a psycho. You're probably racist too, and you are just as much of an egoist as those on the right - like AJ.

Too lazy to dig out the "what a troll wants you to think" comic but yeah, it was created with people like you in mind. And you're the one using the racist dogwhistle ("what you mean that the government is here to stop me from discriminating against coloreds. THE GOVERNMENT HAS TOO MUCH AUTHORITY".

As for order, I'll take any I can get. I'm a fan of triarchy currently, but things change.

I don't give a shiat about some poorly defined and thought out power structure your little echo chambers cooked up.


You still sound closed minded and narcissistic. Such a great tone. It's entertaining like Alex Jones.  Keep being a dick, and I'll keep being a pussy.
 
2013-09-11 06:29:50 PM  

Maud Dib: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Well, that was an interesting tour through Crazytown.

And, it's chauffeured...

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


\not obscure


It's sad that Linklater has given Jones roles in some of his movies. The guy does not need any more support.
 
2013-09-11 06:47:29 PM  

DeArmondVI: Crotchrocket Slim: mmmk: Hahah.. Thanks for feeding my troll. That was great. Passionate for sure. You sound like a psycho. You're probably racist too, and you are just as much of an egoist as those on the right - like AJ.

Too lazy to dig out the "what a troll wants you to think" comic but yeah, it was created with people like you in mind. And you're the one using the racist dogwhistle ("what you mean that the government is here to stop me from discriminating against coloreds. THE GOVERNMENT HAS TOO MUCH AUTHORITY".

As for order, I'll take any I can get. I'm a fan of triarchy currently, but things change.

I don't give a shiat about some poorly defined and thought out power structure your little echo chambers cooked up.

The meds are missing
Alex Jones seems a wise man
The voices, they sing


Nice. Make fun of people on meds. All those soliders with PTSD - hilarious.
 
2013-09-11 07:29:36 PM  
What he says is not 'crazy', it is actually  plagarized from a Philip K Dick story.
 
2013-09-11 08:20:15 PM  

Boloxor the Insipid: What he says is not 'crazy', it is actually  plagarized from a Philip K Dick story.


....who was batshiat insane.

/a good writer
//but batshait insane.
///three slashies for luck
 
2013-09-11 09:28:52 PM  

mmmk: DeArmondVI: Crotchrocket Slim: mmmk: Hahah.. Thanks for feeding my troll. That was great. Passionate for sure. You sound like a psycho. You're probably racist too, and you are just as much of an egoist as those on the right - like AJ.

Too lazy to dig out the "what a troll wants you to think" comic but yeah, it was created with people like you in mind. And you're the one using the racist dogwhistle ("what you mean that the government is here to stop me from discriminating against coloreds. THE GOVERNMENT HAS TOO MUCH AUTHORITY".

As for order, I'll take any I can get. I'm a fan of triarchy currently, but things change.

I don't give a shiat about some poorly defined and thought out power structure your little echo chambers cooked up.

The meds are missing
Alex Jones seems a wise man
The voices, they sing

Nice. Make fun of people on meds. All those soliders with PTSD - hilarious.


Hipsters suffer too
When bands betray them for fame,
makes PTSD
 
2013-09-12 02:33:19 AM  

DeArmondVI: mmmk: DeArmondVI: Crotchrocket Slim: mmmk: Hahah.. Thanks for feeding my troll. That was great. Passionate for sure. You sound like a psycho. You're probably racist too, and you are just as much of an egoist as those on the right - like AJ.

Too lazy to dig out the "what a troll wants you to think" comic but yeah, it was created with people like you in mind. And you're the one using the racist dogwhistle ("what you mean that the government is here to stop me from discriminating against coloreds. THE GOVERNMENT HAS TOO MUCH AUTHORITY".

As for order, I'll take any I can get. I'm a fan of triarchy currently, but things change.

I don't give a shiat about some poorly defined and thought out power structure your little echo chambers cooked up.

The meds are missing
Alex Jones seems a wise man
The voices, they sing

Nice. Make fun of people on meds. All those soliders with PTSD - hilarious.

Hipsters suffer too
When bands betray them for fame,
makes PTSD


Aww, that was beautiful. Art is nice when it tries to unite. Wonder if you disagree with Juan Carlos' view on Catalonia even though I can't claim to know their true power and intentions. Seems like a nice guy though.  What's wrong with an autonomous zone if they prove to be responsible?
 
2013-09-12 03:21:14 AM  

Heliovdrake: Bloody William: Okay, seriously, is he a long con guy doing a schtick, or is he actually schizophrenic?

Why not both.PNG


Neither. He's a CIA plant designed to muddy the pool by associating real government conspiracies with wackiness, thereby discrediting them. You're welcome.
 
2013-09-12 05:16:20 AM  
I seriously can not believe people actually listen to this jackass. Worse of all, people actually listen and believe him. No sane person can do so, has to be mental illness involved here. Some of his stuff is even dumber than your typical Syfy movie plot
 
2013-09-12 07:32:37 AM  
So Vladimir Putin publishes an op-ed that castrates Obama, get this, in NYC! !!!

But it doesn't get greenlit on Fark.

Poor little baby Obama. He's getting bullied. I think Putin just stole his lunch money.
 
2013-09-12 08:21:26 AM  
Wow, that is weapon-grade crazy.  There can only be 3 types of people who listen to his show:

1 - Those who need a good chuckle laugh.

2 - Right Wing Watch, aka those who keep track of the crazies with a media outlet.

3 - The Crazies.
 
2013-09-12 09:34:56 AM  

jntaylor63: Wow, that is weapon-grade crazy.  There can only be 3 types of people who listen to his show:

1 - Those who need a good chuckle laugh.

2 - Right Wing Watch, aka those who keep track of the crazies with a media outlet.

3 - The Crazies.


Alex Jones is tough to listen to. His show is non-sequitur stream of conscious nonsense.
 
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