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(The Raw Story)   Alex Jones gives his viewpoint on the latest developments in Syria, which are devoid of any understanding of diplomacy, foreign affairs, or reality in general   (rawstory.com) divider line 153
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2013-09-11 01:05:53 PM  

ManateeGag: you lost me at Alex Jones - anyone care to summarize?


We lost you at Alex Jones.
 
2013-09-11 01:06:12 PM  
If a science-based, transhumanist global shadow government was really running the world, things would be in much better shape.

It's actually just a bunch of rich sociopaths bribing anyone who comes anywhere near the levers of power.  It's not a conspiracy.  It's called lobbying.
 
2013-09-11 01:09:19 PM  
You mean someone that makes, lets be conserative here, over 25Million a year peddling fear is talking out the side of his mouth?

youdontsay.jpg

/who knew quoting out of context could pay so well
//listens from time to time, gets upset when little details get repeated for hours like they are some major bomb shell
 
2013-09-11 01:09:28 PM  

theorellior: It's like, we should join forces with the megaminds from Zeta Reticuli


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Probably not the best idea in the world.
 
2013-09-11 01:09:34 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: harleyquinnical: I swear I killed more brain cells reading Alex Jones' claptrap than I did drinking 4 beers this past Sunday.  I don't get how people can believe such a blatherskite.  I only know of Jones because my half-brother fancies himself as a subversive.  The worst part is Jones gets paid to be a troll.

Don't feed the troll!

This, if for no other reason than for the word "blatherskite", which we all know to be blathering.


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You beckoned, citizen?
 
2013-09-11 01:13:12 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Apos: Alex J-


[forum.sportsmogul.com image 250x272]

Now now, there's also:
Alex J's Smokehouse
DJ Alex J.
Alex J. Mann
Alex J. Pollock
Alex J. Cavanaugh


Don't forget Alex J., the insane guy on the corner rambling about how Miley Cyrus ruined his business in 1974, and that the Soviet Union is really still around and just cloaking themselves. You know - the guy who makes more sense than Alex Jones.
 
2013-09-11 01:13:56 PM  
That can not possibly be what he . . .  (check article)....    wow.

He truly is a whackadoo.
 
2013-09-11 01:15:56 PM  
That's a pretty diabolical scheme.  A Bond villain scheme.

Fortunately, we'll all be OK because 0bozo is the most incompetent empty-suit Bond villain since Dominic Greene.

Max Zorin would have replaced all of humanity with cyborgs in his first term.
 
2013-09-11 01:17:12 PM  

enderthexenocide: i confess that i don't know who alex jones is, but i honestly have a hard time believing that is real.  are you trying to tell me that there is a man out there who is paid to have his own national radio show and people actually listen to him, and he spouts lunatic nonsense like that?  how can anyone think this guy is sane?  i mean that cyborg stuff is about as looney as saying that aliens are reading his mind and his wife is actually a clone.


www.cyclonefanatic.com
 
2013-09-11 01:17:20 PM  
Say what you will about the guy, but he knows how to fleece morons.
 
2013-09-11 01:19:38 PM  
Second Amendment champion Alex Jones.
 
2013-09-11 01:21:23 PM  

tbhouston: You mean someone that makes, lets be conserative here, over 25Million a year peddling fear is talking out the side of his mouth?

youdontsay.jpg

/who knew quoting out of context could pay so well
//listens from time to time, gets upset when little details get repeated for hours like they are some major bomb shell


How is that any better in "context"?
 
2013-09-11 01:24:37 PM  

Frozboz: Cyborgs?  Oh man I love this guy.


No way did he say cyborgs....*click*.......

Jeebuz, Marie & Jo-Jo on a blind horse.....he really did.
 
2013-09-11 01:24:43 PM  
People say Glenn Beck's show will end tragically, but I do think it's enough of an act for Beck that if his show did end, he'd just sort of retire to obscurity with all his money and he'd be at least somewhat happy.

Alex Jones, on the other hand, is headed for a Branch Davidian type situation.  He seems to truly be dangerously crazy.
 
2013-09-11 01:28:36 PM  
I don't know what everyone is writing about.  Alex Jones seems to be the most level headed, articulate and intelligent Teabagger in existence.  I'd wager his cranium has a flow through design.

I've seen the Terminator documentaries.  Cyborgs are scary.
 
2013-09-11 01:30:09 PM  
hah listen to his show yesterday...he sounds like a little kid that gets picked on "and they wanna make fun of me..i wanna see them make fun of me now with this all on record"

make fun of him?? lol how could you not
 
2013-09-11 01:31:15 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Second Amendment champion Alex Jones.


An instant classic
 
2013-09-11 01:38:07 PM  
Okay, seriously, is he a long con guy doing a schtick, or is he actually schizophrenic?
 
2013-09-11 01:38:42 PM  
In other news: Horns make honking sounds.
 
2013-09-11 01:41:53 PM  

Bloody William: Okay, seriously, is he a long con guy doing a schtick, or is he actually schizophrenic?


Why not both.PNG
 
2013-09-11 01:44:04 PM  
It's obvious that none of you have ever listened to Alex Jones for more than a few seconds.  The few seconds in question are probably the ones provided out of context by the MSM.

It's also obvious that none of you have ever read what the people he speaks of have written THEMSELVES.

Go watch the movie made about Ray Kurzweil and then come back and say that what Alex Jones was ranting about this time (A reminder for you, the subject was globalists who are bent on exclusive life-extension and integration with machines) was off base.

Oh, and look up some of the more recent Zbigniew Brzynski speeches.  Have fun with that.
 
2013-09-11 01:46:14 PM  
Cyborgs. far out man.
 
2013-09-11 01:49:14 PM  
Can I buy some pot from you?
 
2013-09-11 01:49:38 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: theorellior: It's like, we should join forces with the megaminds from Zeta Reticuli to force Putin's government (backed by the greys) to divulge the secret of transwarp, which they got from the lizard people during Project Blue Book.

Pfft! "The Lizard People". They've obviously gotten to you too!


Well, yes. Duh.
 
2013-09-11 01:51:04 PM  

dynomutt: It's obvious that none of you have ever listened to Alex Jones for more than a few seconds.  The few seconds in question are probably the ones provided out of context by the MSM.

It's also obvious that none of you have ever read what the people he speaks of have written THEMSELVES.

Go watch the movie made about Ray Kurzweil and then come back and say that what Alex Jones was ranting about this time (A reminder for you, the subject was globalists who are bent on exclusive life-extension and integration with machines) was off base.

Oh, and look up some of the more recent Zbigniew Brzynski speeches.  Have fun with that.


So what you're saying is ole Alex doesn't have the corner on the crazy market?

We knew that.  He's just today's loudest flavor.
 
2013-09-11 01:54:12 PM  
Anyone who seriously uses the phrase "MSM" should be locked up in a room with padded walls and nice men with syringes full of haloperidol.
 
2013-09-11 01:55:41 PM  

dynomutt: Go watch the movie made about Ray Kurzweil and then come back and say that what Alex Jones was ranting about this time (A reminder for you, the subject was globalists who are bent on exclusive life-extension and integration with machines) was off base.


I like it, you're defending Alex Jones' crazy ranting by countering with Ray Kurzweil's crazy ranting. Something like fighting fire with fire, right?
 
2013-09-11 01:56:22 PM  
Who?
 
2013-09-11 01:56:54 PM  
Cyborg - A human who has certain physiological processes aided or controlled by mechanical or electronic devices.

I wear eyeglasses, a mechanical device meant to aid/augment/correct my vision.  Vision is a physiological process.

Therefore, I am a cyborg.

//Really stretching that definition, I know.
 
2013-09-11 01:57:26 PM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: Well, yes. Duh.


Thank God you're here. I think you'll need to warm up the memory blasters on the mothership to deal with this thread. Everyone, keep your eyes on the screen.
 
2013-09-11 01:57:39 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: dynomutt: It's obvious that none of you have ever listened to Alex Jones for more than a few seconds.  The few seconds in question are probably the ones provided out of context by the MSM.

It's also obvious that none of you have ever read what the people he speaks of have written THEMSELVES.

Go watch the movie made about Ray Kurzweil and then come back and say that what Alex Jones was ranting about this time (A reminder for you, the subject was globalists who are bent on exclusive life-extension and integration with machines) was off base.

Oh, and look up some of the more recent Zbigniew Brzynski speeches.  Have fun with that.

So what you're saying is ole Alex doesn't have the corner on the crazy market?

We knew that.  He's just today's loudest flavor.


I have to admit Dynomutt seems like a pretty valid source of information when it comes to life-extension technologies and cyborgs. 

/They make a super pair, with a super show to share. Scooby Doo and Dynomutt, Dog wonder.
 
2013-09-11 01:58:35 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Well, that was an interesting tour through Crazytown.


And, it's chauffeured...

i1.ytimg.com


\not obscure
 
2013-09-11 02:01:25 PM  
Fringe conservative radio host?  This crazy farker is embarrassingly popular, particularly with the Paultard Libertarian types.
 
2013-09-11 02:01:30 PM  

dynomutt: It's obvious that none of you have ever listened to Alex Jones for more than a few seconds.  The few seconds in question are probably the ones provided out of context by the MSM.

It's also obvious that none of you have ever read what the people he speaks of have written THEMSELVES.

Go watch the movie made about Ray Kurzweil and then come back and say that what Alex Jones was ranting about this time (A reminder for you, the subject was globalists who are bent on exclusive life-extension and integration with machines) was off base.

Oh, and look up some of the more recent Zbigniew Brzynski speeches.  Have fun with that.


Are the Reptilians and Illuminati part of it too? I'm not buying it without those guys.
 
2013-09-11 02:03:00 PM  

theorellior: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Well, yes. Duh.

Thank God you're here. I think you'll need to warm up the memory blasters on the mothership to deal with this thread. Everyone, keep your eyes on the screen.


Eh. We've found it more effective just to let people marginalize themselves. Alex Jones is crazy and wrong, and everyone knows it. I mean, yes, space monsters exist and secretly control your world, but it's never as nefarious as he makes it sound. We simply offer a more competitive benefits package and present a strong case.

A good PowerPoint presentation is better than a railgun array on your intergalactic cruiser any day.

Also Tau Ceti has faboo corporate retreats. You think you'll just go in for a little probing and BAM! Full digestive cleanse.
 
2013-09-11 02:03:06 PM  

enderthexenocide: i confess that i don't know who alex jones is, but i honestly have a hard time believing that is real.  are you trying to tell me that there is a man out there who is paid to have his own national radio show and people actually listen to him, and he spouts lunatic nonsense like that?  how can anyone think this guy is sane?  i mean that cyborg stuff is about as looney as saying that aliens are reading his mind and his wife is actually a clone.


He's real....but he spent some time under one of Exeter's sunlamps.

i1168.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-11 02:05:07 PM  
tinderfitles:

/They make a super pair, with a super show to share. Scooby Doo and Dynomutt, Dog wonder.

This really, truly, made me LOL.

Nicely done!  Have an internet.
 
2013-09-11 02:06:28 PM  
They've already prepared the signs.

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Wake up, sheeple!
 
2013-09-11 02:06:47 PM  

Car_Ramrod: HypnozombieX: And to think, there is a large number of people who hang on every word that comes out of this dudes mouth, and are armed to the teeth.

Sleep tight.

Responsible gun owners.


With paranoid delusions about conspiracies around every corner.
 
2013-09-11 02:07:19 PM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: You think you'll just go in for a little probing and BAM! Full digestive cleanse.


I have a colonoscopy in a couple weeks.  This did not make me LOL.


/please be gentle
 
2013-09-11 02:15:07 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Obama's Reptiloid Master: You think you'll just go in for a little probing and BAM! Full digestive cleanse.

I have a colonoscopy in a couple weeks.  This did not make me LOL.


/please be gentle


I am told the traditional response is to "lie back and think of England."

Or just have fun with it. Moan as they insert the camera, and when they take it out, say "don't stop I'm so close."
 
2013-09-11 02:15:57 PM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: We simply offer a more competitive benefits package and present a strong case.


Indeed you do! Plus, I really like helping the first instars out of their egg sacs. They're so cute! Best part of the job.
 
2013-09-11 02:16:55 PM  
You can ignore him...
 
2013-09-11 02:22:21 PM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: Eh. We've found it more effective just to let people marginalize themselves. Alex Jones is crazy and wrong, and everyone knows it. I mean, yes, space monsters exist and secretly control your world, but it's never as nefarious as he makes it sound. We simply offer a more competitive benefits package and present a strong case.

A good PowerPoint presentation is better than a railgun array on your intergalactic cruiser any day.

Also Tau Ceti has faboo corporate retreats. You think you'll just go in for a little probing and BAM! Full digestive cleanse.


I would be proud- proud, I say- to be the host organism for your parasitic/cannibalistic larvae solely on the strength of the awesome in this post.
 
2013-09-11 02:22:43 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: I have a colonoscopy in a couple weeks. This did not make me LOL.


If they use Versed as a amnesiac, you won't remember much at all. At least, I didn't.
 
2013-09-11 02:24:11 PM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Obama's Reptiloid Master: You think you'll just go in for a little probing and BAM! Full digestive cleanse.

I have a colonoscopy in a couple weeks.  This did not make me LOL.


/please be gentle

I am told the traditional response is to "lie back and think of England."

Or just have fun with it. Moan as they insert the camera, and when they take it out, say "don't stop I'm so close."


I'm having a friend come over the day before and write "EXIT ONLY" in calligraphy on my ass with a sharpie.  I'll apparently be in "deep twilight" so I can't say I'll be able to interact with the staff.  I'm perfectly OK with that.
 
2013-09-11 02:25:58 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Obama's Reptiloid Master: You think you'll just go in for a little probing and BAM! Full digestive cleanse.

I have a colonoscopy in a couple weeks.  This did not make me LOL.


/please be gentle

I am told the traditional response is to "lie back and think of England."

Or just have fun with it. Moan as they insert the camera, and when they take it out, say "don't stop I'm so close."

I'm having a friend come over the day before and write "EXIT ONLY" in calligraphy on my ass with a sharpie.  I'll apparently be in "deep twilight" so I can't say I'll be able to interact with the staff.  I'm perfectly OK with that.


The twilight saga continues...
 
2013-09-11 02:31:33 PM  

theorellior: Satan's Bunny Slippers: I have a colonoscopy in a couple weeks. This did not make me LOL.

If they use Versed as a amnesiac, you won't remember much at all. At least, I didn't.


This seems to be what they're telling me.  I know I have to have a driver.

Fart_Machine:
The twilight saga continues...

FUNNIED!
 
2013-09-11 02:31:37 PM  

Fart_Machine: The twilight saga continues...


He'll definitely have a "New Moon".
 
2013-09-11 02:33:20 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: This seems to be what they're telling me. I know I have to have a driver.


Indeed you do. It sucks and all, but I'd much rather have a colonoscopy even without anaesthetic than deal with full-blown ass cancer.
 
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