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(The Raw Story)   Alex Jones gives his viewpoint on the latest developments in Syria, which are devoid of any understanding of diplomacy, foreign affairs, or reality in general   (rawstory.com) divider line 153
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2013-09-11 12:26:19 PM  
The latter half of that sentence is implied by the first half.
 
2013-09-11 12:27:09 PM  
What else is new about the king of the tinfoilers?
 
2013-09-11 12:27:17 PM  

Felgraf: The latter half of that sentence is implied by the first half.


Done in one.
 
2013-09-11 12:27:20 PM  
He truly is a national treasure.
 
2013-09-11 12:27:28 PM  
9/11 was Bush's Benghazi, #neverforget
 
2013-09-11 12:28:15 PM  
I want some of what he's smoking. Unless it's crack. And it kinda sounds like crack.
 
2013-09-11 12:28:30 PM  
Alex J-


forum.sportsmogul.com
 
2013-09-11 12:28:52 PM  

Felgraf: The latter half of that sentence is implied by the first half.


Thread over.
 
2013-09-11 12:29:02 PM  
Well, that was an interesting tour through Crazytown.
 
2013-09-11 12:31:27 PM  
"...devoid of any understanding of diplomacy, foreign affairs, or reality in general"

So, Generic Republican. Got it.
 
2013-09-11 12:32:40 PM  
It's like, we should join forces with the megaminds from Zeta Reticuli to force Putin's government (backed by the greys) to divulge the secret of transwarp, which they got from the lizard people during Project Blue Book.
 
2013-09-11 12:32:44 PM  
Cyborgs?  Oh man I love this guy.
 
2013-09-11 12:32:52 PM  
The infowars "articles" on Syria are about as schizophrenic as it gets. They go all the way from "Syria ain't got no chemical weapons, and the honorable Assad would never use them anyway" (I kid ye not) to "ZOMG UN plot to take away Assads chemical weapons in order to give victory to AL-CIA-DUUUHHHHHH!!!"
  I mean damn if you wanna be crazy be crazy, but at least be consistent.
 
2013-09-11 12:33:03 PM  

Apos: Alex J-


[forum.sportsmogul.com image 250x272]


Now now, there's also:
Alex J's Smokehouse
DJ Alex J.
Alex J. Mann
Alex J. Pollock
Alex J. Cavanaugh
 
2013-09-11 12:33:34 PM  
If I wanted Alex Jones' opinion on Syria I would've gone down to the street corner on the bad side of town and listened to the homeless for awhile.
 
2013-09-11 12:34:02 PM  

theorellior: It's like, we should join forces with the megaminds from Zeta Reticuli to force Putin's government (backed by the greys) to divulge the secret of transwarp, which they got from the lizard people during Project Blue Book.


Pfft! "The Lizard People". They've obviously gotten to you too!
 
2013-09-11 12:36:22 PM  
I only know who this guy is from Fark.  Does he have an audience?
 
2013-09-11 12:36:32 PM  
This guy gets crazier by the day.  There's no way he believes all that shiat and he's just doing it for the money.
 
2013-09-11 12:37:20 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: I only know who this guy is from Fark.  Does he have an audience?


He's the founder of the conspiracy-theorist site http://www.infowars.com.
 
2013-09-11 12:37:25 PM  
Alex Jones said this week that an effort to avert a U.S. attack on Syria with diplomacy was actually a United Nations plot for the extinction of the human race, which would be replaced by "globalists" like President Barack Obama who would become cyborgs by using "life-extension technologies."

Seems legit
 
2013-09-11 12:37:40 PM  
you lost me at Alex Jones - anyone care to summarize?
 
2013-09-11 12:39:55 PM  

ManateeGag: you lost me at Alex Jones - anyone care to summarize?


The Syrian conflict is part of the world wide conspiracy to turn the elites into cyborgs.
 
2013-09-11 12:39:57 PM  
Cyborgs are Obama's Benghazighazi
 
2013-09-11 12:40:28 PM  

ManateeGag: you lost me at Alex Jones - anyone care to summarize?


www.computerclipart.com
 
2013-09-11 12:41:08 PM  

Almost Everybody Poops: This guy gets crazier by the day.  There's no way he believes all that shiat and he's just doing it for the money.


I don't understand how anyone can listen to that crap, even as a joke.
 
2013-09-11 12:41:43 PM  
 And to think, there is a large number of people who hang on every word that comes out of this dudes mouth, and are armed to the teeth.

Sleep tight.
 
2013-09-11 12:42:04 PM  
I'm not sure if some of what he said went over my head, but I think the idea is that us normal people all around the world need to train up as dentists, stock up on the pipes dentists use to clean peoples' mouths, and we can defeat this evil plot
 
2013-09-11 12:42:39 PM  
I didn't see the movie, but is Jones basically reading off the plot summary of Elysium?
 
2013-09-11 12:43:32 PM  
And Obama and the globalists and the robber barons, they're going to fly around in their jetcopters and their Air Forces Ones and their red carpets, like gods above us. And they're going to get the life-extension technologies."

Holy shiat.  He's nuttier than squirrel shiat.
 
2013-09-11 12:44:06 PM  
 "come into any country they want, that has any type of weapons systems - and call them WMDs, and then dismantle that country's infrastructure."

Enough about Bush
 
2013-09-11 12:44:52 PM  

HypnozombieX: And to think, there is a large number of people who hang on every word that comes out of this dudes mouth, and are armed to the teeth.

Sleep tight.


A bunch of dumb, gullible, armed idiots believing and following a crank, dumb idiot conspiracy theorist.

As God and the founding fathers intended.
 
2013-09-11 12:44:58 PM  
I saw an infowars.com sticker on a car recently.
I met someone who was all, "Alex Jones 2016 Obama Dictator."
So, yes, there is an audience.
 
2013-09-11 12:46:16 PM  
i confess that i don't know who alex jones is, but i honestly have a hard time believing that is real.  are you trying to tell me that there is a man out there who is paid to have his own national radio show and people actually listen to him, and he spouts lunatic nonsense like that?  how can anyone think this guy is sane?  i mean that cyborg stuff is about as looney as saying that aliens are reading his mind and his wife is actually a clone.
 
2013-09-11 12:46:57 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Almost Everybody Poops: This guy gets crazier by the day.  There's no way he believes all that shiat and he's just doing it for the money.

I don't understand how anyone can listen to that crap, even as a joke.


The one thing that's helpful about Jones is that you can immediately dismiss anything someone says about politics if they bring him up in a positive light. See an Infowars bumper sticker? A nice indicator that person is not to be asked for their opinion of anything important. I remember during the last class I took to get my bachelor's degree there was a hardcore Joneser ex-Marine. Okay enough guy, but when he started discussing 9/11 conspiracies as if they were true in class I've never wanted to mock someone more than him.
 
2013-09-11 12:48:13 PM  
I'm not saying saying "Resistance is futile!"  But "Resistance is futile!"
 
2013-09-11 12:48:17 PM  

enderthexenocide: i confess that i don't know who alex jones is, but i honestly have a hard time believing that is real.  are you trying to tell me that there is a man out there who is paid to have his own national radio show and people actually listen to him, and he spouts lunatic nonsense like that? how can anyone think this guy is sane?  i mean that cyborg stuff is about as looney as saying that aliens are reading his mind and his wife is actually a clone.


Yes, because this is America! We have a long proud history of crankery.
 
2013-09-11 12:49:52 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: I only know who this guy is from Fark.  Does he have an audience?


He actually has the largest audience in the conspiracy world.  Considering his youtube movies get tens of millions of views, I'd say it's pretty sizable.
 
2013-09-11 12:50:18 PM  
I didn't realize Alex Jones was a multichin fatty. That explains a lot.
 
2013-09-11 12:50:21 PM  
Shaka, when the walls fell.
 
2013-09-11 12:50:47 PM  
Given that Jones lives in an $850K house in a gated community, I kinda wish the globalists would run my life too.
 
2013-09-11 12:53:58 PM  
BILDERBURGER GROUP!!!!
byebyepie.typepad.com
 
2013-09-11 12:57:02 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I want some of what he's smoking. Unless it's crack. And it kinda sounds like crack.


The kids today are smoking bath salts, and 5 years ago it was meth. When making fun of those with obvious self-incurred brain damage it helps to stay up on current events ;)
 
2013-09-11 12:58:18 PM  
I remember playing that game.  At the end, it turns out their leader was a computer all along.
 
2013-09-11 12:58:48 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Well, that was an interesting tour through Crazytown.


It's better as viewed from the top of the double-decker bus zooming by with someone narrating than having to actually walk its streets.
 
2013-09-11 01:00:25 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: ManateeGag: you lost me at Alex Jones - anyone care to summarize?

The Syrian conflict is part of the world wide conspiracy to turn the elites into cyborgs.


The Hank Henshaw kind or the Victor Stone kind? I wouldn't mind getting on some 1980s era Starfire, Wonder Girl, and maybe after a few drinks Raven...
 
2013-09-11 01:01:02 PM  
I swear I killed more brain cells reading Alex Jones' claptrap than I did drinking 4 beers this past Sunday.  I don't get how people can believe such a blatherskite.  I only know of Jones because my half-brother fancies himself as a subversive.  The worst part is Jones gets paid to be a troll.

Don't feed the troll!
 
2013-09-11 01:02:01 PM  

HypnozombieX: And to think, there is a large number of people who hang on every word that comes out of this dudes mouth, and are armed to the teeth.

Sleep tight.


Responsible gun owners.
 
2013-09-11 01:02:55 PM  

harleyquinnical: I swear I killed more brain cells reading Alex Jones' claptrap than I did drinking 4 beers this past Sunday.  I don't get how people can believe such a blatherskite.  I only know of Jones because my half-brother fancies himself as a subversive.  The worst part is Jones gets paid to be a troll.

Don't feed the troll!


This, if for no other reason than for the word "blatherskite", which we all know to be blathering.
 
2013-09-11 01:05:28 PM  
a stone-age cyborg utopia, utterly deindustrialized except for life-extending technology?
 
2013-09-11 01:05:46 PM  

Jake Havechek: And Obama and the globalists and the robber barons, they're going to fly around in their jetcopters and their Air Forces Ones and their red carpets, like gods above us. And they're going to get the life-extension technologies."

Holy shiat.  He's nuttier than squirrel shiat.


"Jetcopters" was hilarious but while laughing at that I almost missed the "red carpets" mention.

What does he mean by this?  Are the globalist cyborgs flying around on magic carpets like Aladdin, only they're red?  Is it more like a long red carpet in the sky that they are walking on above us?  Do their jetcopters and Air Force Ones come equipped with red carpets?

So many questions unanswered.  WHAT DOES HE KNOW?!?  HOW DOES HE KNOW IT?!?
 
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