Felgraf: The latter half of that sentence is implied by the first half.
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theorellior: It's like, we should join forces with the megaminds from Zeta Reticuli to force Putin's government (backed by the greys) to divulge the secret of transwarp, which they got from the lizard people during Project Blue Book.
Soup4Bonnie: I only know who this guy is from Fark. Does he have an audience?
ManateeGag: you lost me at Alex Jones - anyone care to summarize?
Almost Everybody Poops: This guy gets crazier by the day. There's no way he believes all that shiat and he's just doing it for the money.
HypnozombieX: And to think, there is a large number of people who hang on every word that comes out of this dudes mouth, and are armed to the teeth.Sleep tight.
Satanic_Hamster: Almost Everybody Poops: This guy gets crazier by the day. There's no way he believes all that shiat and he's just doing it for the money.I don't understand how anyone can listen to that crap, even as a joke.
enderthexenocide: i confess that i don't know who alex jones is, but i honestly have a hard time believing that is real. are you trying to tell me that there is a man out there who is paid to have his own national radio show and people actually listen to him, and he spouts lunatic nonsense like that? how can anyone think this guy is sane? i mean that cyborg stuff is about as looney as saying that aliens are reading his mind and his wife is actually a clone.
scottydoesntknow: I want some of what he's smoking. Unless it's crack. And it kinda sounds like crack.
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Well, that was an interesting tour through Crazytown.
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: ManateeGag: you lost me at Alex Jones - anyone care to summarize?The Syrian conflict is part of the world wide conspiracy to turn the elites into cyborgs.
harleyquinnical: I swear I killed more brain cells reading Alex Jones' claptrap than I did drinking 4 beers this past Sunday. I don't get how people can believe such a blatherskite. I only know of Jones because my half-brother fancies himself as a subversive. The worst part is Jones gets paid to be a troll.Don't feed the troll!
Jake Havechek: And Obama and the globalists and the robber barons, they're going to fly around in their jetcopters and their Air Forces Ones and their red carpets, like gods above us. And they're going to get the life-extension technologies."Holy shiat. He's nuttier than squirrel shiat.
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