FrancoFile: She only uses non-GMO organic jicama oil, and she fries panko-breaded artisinal free-range carrots.
Rip Dashrock: Gwyneth Paltrow was born on third base and thinks she hit a triple.
monoski: People who exercise and are not identically prone to be fat can eat fried foods from time to time and be just fine.
Trik: for some reason I don't think she's going to age well
johnny queso: Trik: for some reason I don't think she's going to age wellShe's 40 and gorgeous. Barring an accident with her fryer she's probably going to do just fine.
oldfarthenry: She's 'merikun for Christ's sake!Asking a yank to live without one is like asking them to live without lungs!
Buttknuckle: johnny queso: Trik: for some reason I don't think she's going to age wellShe's 40 and gorgeous. Barring an accident with her fryer she's probably going to do just fine.Chris Martin got a Fark account at the speed of sound.
talkertopc: I wish I had a deep frier but then I'd probably die within a month or two from eating french fries with mayo all day long.
Crewmannumber6: Every time I see her name, a want to go all this[i52.photobucket.com image 850x1221]
CygnusDarius: Crewmannumber6: Every time I see her name, a want to go all this[i52.photobucket.com image 850x1221]I'm amazed there was no cries of outrage over this movie.
ZeroCorpse: [cdn.crushable.com image 483x500]NSFW
Cyno01: Frying things, if done properly, isnt as bad as people think. Your 'healthy' oven baked potato wedges tossed with half a cup of olive oil so they actually get a little crispy probably soaked up most of that oil vs some fries that were fried at/for a proper temperature/time so the steam pressure kept any oil from being absorbed and drained well. If something if fried skillfully it wont be greasy. If fried food soaked up as much oil as everybody thinks, restaurants would have to keep constantly topping off the deep fryer throughout service, which i can assure you is not the case.
Sin_City_Superhero: talkertopc: I wish I had a deep frier but then I'd probably die within a month or two from eating french fries with mayo all day long.Meh. A buddy at work had one that he had used twice. Didn't need it, so he gave it to me. I made fried chicken in it ONCE. It's been sitting -untouched- in the cupboard ever since. I thought I'd be deep frying everything except the dog...Also...Gwenneth has never done it for me. Not sure why...probably the sharpness of her knees, or something.
Riche: Anybody notice her abs in Iron Man 3?[img3.allvoices.com image 609x480]She was soooooo hawt in that movie./Hot -- get it?
Jizz Master Zero: This woman makes me torn between the desire to see her shot into the sun and the desire to savagely fark her in ways that rival Olympic events in difficulty and skill. The kind of farkery that manifests superpowers. I'd love the chance to goop in Goop, is what I'm saying. I'd just get the fark out of there before she started telling me about the joys of her "super inexpensive" $30,000 back yard artisanal pizza oven.
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