Gee Madge, my hands feel so supple and soft but your manicure shop smells like CRAP!I know, you're soaking in it. And the sh is silent.
spman: GOJO, the company that invented Purell hand sanitizer, has launched a public awareness campaign called Gojo.com/NoMoreBulkSoapYep, sounds about as good as all those studies by the tobacco companies that proved that second hand smoke wasn't dangerous, or the ones put out by the oil companies proving the evils of alternate energy.
brap: [i253.photobucket.com image 104x78]Gee Madge, my hands feel so supple and soft but your manicure shop smells like CRAP![i253.photobucket.com image 224x205]I know, you're soaking in it. And the sh is silent.[i253.photobucket.com image 476x360]
I want your skull: This article reads like an ad for Gojo.
SomeCallMeTim: I don't touch anything in a public restroom if I can avoid it. My junk is clean, and I won't crap in a public restroom unless its a real emergency.
MBooda: Makes sense, since I always crap on the soap dispenser./anyone have their hands blown off by those airblades yet?
Hector Remarkable: Not 'poopier' - 'more poopy'.
PC LOAD LETTER: SomeCallMeTim: I don't touch anything in a public restroom if I can avoid it. My junk is clean, and I won't crap in a public restroom unless its a real emergency.You know your junk isn't clean unless you just stepped out of the shower, yeah?
RoyBatty: Sometimes I crap in the soap dispensers, but it's because I luv you guys and don't want you to get Alzheimer's.
jigger: Ugh, at work we have motion sensor ones that squirt white foam into your hand that somehow never washes off completely.
lostcat: Someday, when Purell has become the global norm for sanitizing everything, we'll invade another world. Then, after an apparent conquest, we'll fall victim to their simplest bacteria.
Walker: Yeah, I always just use water then people shoot me evil looks like "YOU DIRTY DIRTY MAN". Little do they know they are now the ones with poop on their hands, not me. Suck it soapers!
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