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(Daily Mail)   Fat, drunk and humping your Range Rover is no way to go through life, Dad   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 32
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2013-09-11 12:03:51 PM
talk about auto-erotica
 
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2013-09-11 12:59:57 PM
"Cooper has changed his name to 'Daniel Hotc**k Cooper' on his Facebook page since
being arrested "


Also, Daniel "Mini" Cooper, if he wanted to be humble about it.

One of his pals said: 'Daniel will never live this down - everyone is saying he was tyred and exhausted afterwards.

So we have a comedian in the bunch, eh?
 
2013-09-11 01:11:14 PM
He then left the shop and gyrated against a Land Rover Discovery that was parked nearby

Let's be clear; he was humping *a* Land Rover not *his* Land Rover. You do not hump another man's ride.
 
2013-09-11 01:13:43 PM

Sybarite: He then left the shop and gyrated against a Land Rover Discovery that was parked nearby

Let's be clear; he was humping *a* Land Rover not *his* Land Rover. You do not hump another man's ride.


Much like the code of the desert, you don't ride a man's hump.
 
2013-09-11 01:43:42 PM
24? 24 what?
 
2013-09-11 01:45:20 PM
Why would anyone hump a Range Rover???

Those little mini-Coopers look much cuter.
 
2013-09-11 01:45:47 PM
Is he french?
 
2013-09-11 01:47:25 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
Approves.
 
2013-09-11 01:48:17 PM
Why did I figure humping a vehicle either involved the gas filler tube or the exhaust pipe?

Sick your dick in the gas filler tube you will sober up real quickly I imagine.
 
2013-09-11 01:48:31 PM
Tiger Lillies 'motor car' nsfw image The whole album 'farmyard filth' is pretty funny.
Link
 
2013-09-11 01:49:03 PM
Oh, Danny Boy.
 
2013-09-11 01:49:51 PM
My google fu fails me (or safesearch is blocking it).

I need to find the SNL car mistress commercial thing.
 
2013-09-11 01:52:31 PM
i253.photobucket.com
Sometimes the stuff in my bukket both astounds and shames me.
 
2013-09-11 01:53:09 PM
I'm still trying to decipher this sentence.

Married Cooper, described as being a 'caring family man',then dropped to the floor and began doing the same.
 
2013-09-11 01:56:00 PM
Owning a land rover is punishment enough for this douche.
 
2013-09-11 02:03:52 PM
At least they pixelated the plate on the pic of the Land Rover. Would be wrong to identify the victim.
 
2013-09-11 02:04:30 PM
Whoa, talk about an expensive date!
 
2013-09-11 02:19:05 PM

brap: [i253.photobucket.com image 209x192]Sometimes the stuff in my bukket both astounds and shames me.


That reminds me, what ever happened to gorgor?
 
2013-09-11 02:21:28 PM
The story would have been perfect if the vehicle were a Hummer.
 
2013-09-11 02:24:11 PM
"He told officers he was not used to drinking and had gone out with only £13 in his pocket."

Yeah, that is the face of a man not used to drinking.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-09-11 02:26:07 PM

Wrongo: "He told officers he was not used to drinking and had gone out with only £13 in his pocket."

Yeah, that is the face of a man not used to drinking.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]


To get that kind of face ham at 24 requires serious effort. I'd consider suicide if I looked like that at 42, never mind 24. Jowly fatass.
 
2013-09-11 02:28:42 PM

uber humper: brap: [i253.photobucket.com image 209x192]Sometimes the stuff in my bukket both astounds and shames me.

That reminds me, what ever happened to gorgor?


Not sure but I think he had repeated problems following basic instructions.
 
2013-09-11 02:30:15 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

biatch had it coming. Just look at those rims.
 
2013-09-11 02:32:16 PM
I love how the Land Rover licence plate is pixelated to protect the victim's identity.
 
2013-09-11 02:34:03 PM
"Respect a man's car, a man respects you."
 
2013-09-11 02:35:55 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-11 02:51:18 PM
fat white people's problems.
 
2013-09-11 02:55:43 PM
He walked into the kabob shop and accidentally the counter, then accidentally the floor.  He then went outside and accidentally the Range Rover, the whole thing.
 
2013-09-11 03:03:15 PM

Maud Dib: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x393]

biatch had it coming. Just look at those rims.


Looks like Adele on wheels
 
2013-09-11 03:05:07 PM

Wrongo: "He told officers he was not used to drinking and had gone out with only £13 in his pocket."

Yeah, that is the face of a man not used to drinking.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]


13 squids isn't a lot in London, that'll buy about 3 pints. In Wales, he could get a whole lot more.

GoldDude: I love how the Land Rover licence plate is pixelated to protect the victim's identity.


That's not even the actual Rover, it's a library image...
 
2013-09-11 03:15:57 PM
Love how they blurred the tag. I'm guessing MailOnline has a policy to not reveal the victim of sexual assault.
img.fark.net

/not to reveal?
//Split that infinitive.
 
2013-09-11 03:39:00 PM
"...jobless Cooper..."

I found a new name.

/since i assume everyone will be all over Hotcock
 
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