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2013-09-11 10:12:01 AM  
very true. and very awesome.
 
2013-09-11 10:18:22 AM  
Yeah but when does Alison Haislip get naked.
 
2013-09-11 10:22:02 AM  
Ok...that was pretty funny.
 
2013-09-11 10:25:44 AM  
That was so wonderful.
 
2013-09-11 10:27:38 AM  
I was expecting absolute crap, but that was actually pretty well done. And dripping with truth, as is the best satire. Kudos.
 
2013-09-11 10:30:16 AM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Yeah but when does Alison Haislip get naked.


I want more  Emilia Clarke personally.
 
2013-09-11 11:47:03 AM  
Hey a funny internet video that's actually funny! Time to gin up the ol' FW:FW:FW:
 
2013-09-11 12:17:47 PM  
Brilliant.
 
2013-09-11 12:32:21 PM  
Funnier than I thought it'd be
 
2013-09-11 12:48:59 PM  
More arousing than I thought it'd be
 
2013-09-11 12:58:32 PM  
Any farker who's not working today want to mash up all the scene references? Now that would be epic. I know one of them is from GoT.
 
2013-09-11 01:01:40 PM  
Jesus, I'm old. I remember when "porn" on HBO meant the occasional titty shot in episodes of "Dream On" and "The Hitcher."
 
2013-09-11 01:07:24 PM  

Cymbal: Any farker who's not working today want to mash up all the scene references? Now that would be epic. I know one of them is from GoT.


The mention of the 30s I assume means one is from Boardwalk Empire.  I am sure at least one is from True Blood.
 
2013-09-11 01:19:13 PM  

dletter: Cymbal: Any farker who's not working today want to mash up all the scene references? Now that would be epic. I know one of them is from GoT.

The mention of the 30s I assume means one is from Boardwalk Empire.  I am sure at least one is from True Blood.


Re-listening to it a bit more closely... the black-eyed people orgy scene was from season (2?) of True Blood.  I assume the midget one is GoT?   I don't know what the first girls show is.
 
2013-09-11 01:30:48 PM  
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2013-09-11 01:31:00 PM  

dletter: dletter: Cymbal: Any farker who's not working today want to mash up all the scene references? Now that would be epic. I know one of them is from GoT.

The mention of the 30s I assume means one is from Boardwalk Empire.  I am sure at least one is from True Blood.

Re-listening to it a bit more closely... the black-eyed people orgy scene was from season (2?) of True Blood.  I assume the midget one is GoT?   I don't know what the first girls show is.


The midget one is the scene in season 1 of GoT where the King has arrived at the Stark's castle and the midget dude is having sex with a hooker, and his brother Jamie brings in more so he'll be satisfied enough to come to dinner.

The 1930's thing is definitely Boardwalk Empire. I don't know the crawling around the bedroom reference though that the first woman is talking about.
 
2013-09-11 01:41:57 PM  

dletter: dletter: Cymbal: Any farker who's not working today want to mash up all the scene references? Now that would be epic. I know one of them is from GoT.

The mention of the 30s I assume means one is from Boardwalk Empire.  I am sure at least one is from True Blood.

Re-listening to it a bit more closely... the black-eyed people orgy scene was from season (2?) of True Blood.  I assume the midget one is GoT?   I don't know what the first girls show is.


Pocket Ninja: dletter: dletter: Cymbal: Any farker who's not working today want to mash up all the scene references? Now that would be epic. I know one of them is from GoT.

The mention of the 30s I assume means one is from Boardwalk Empire.  I am sure at least one is from True Blood.

Re-listening to it a bit more closely... the black-eyed people orgy scene was from season (2?) of True Blood.  I assume the midget one is GoT?   I don't know what the first girls show is.

The midget one is the scene in season 1 of GoT where the King has arrived at the Stark's castle and the midget dude is having sex with a hooker, and his brother Jamie brings in more so he'll be satisfied enough to come to dinner.

The 1930's thing is definitely Boardwalk Empire. I don't know the crawling around the bedroom reference though that the first woman is talking about.


The first girl is talking about Shiri Appleby's sex scene in Girls. NSFW. There was even a money shot in that scene.
 
2013-09-11 01:49:53 PM  

lasercannon: The first girl is talking about Shiri Appleby's sex scene in Girls. NSFW. There was even a money shot in that scene.


Forgot about Girls, don't watch that one.    Was there any good scenes from Big Love?   Didn't watch that either, but, seems like a guy with 3 wives should have had some scenes that could have been referenced.
 
2013-09-11 02:27:01 PM  
That was unexpectedly hilarious.

I didn't stick around long enough to learn who made it and why...
 
2013-09-11 02:29:09 PM  

Uzzah: Jesus, I'm old. I remember when "porn" on HBO meant the occasional titty shot in episodes of "Dream On" and "The Hitcher."


You're not alone. I remember scanning the movie descriptions to figure out when I should sneak down and risk watching TV in the family room.

Got caught during the bathroom scene in Night of the Comet.

It was never mentioned again.
 
2013-09-11 02:30:01 PM  
Hey, HuffPo and subby, thanks for ruining the joke by PUTTING THE PUNCHLINE IN THE TITLE!
 
2013-09-11 02:42:45 PM  

dletter: lasercannon: The first girl is talking about Shiri Appleby's sex scene in Girls. NSFW. There was even a money shot in that scene.

Forgot about Girls, don't watch that one.    Was there any good scenes from Big Love?   Didn't watch that either, but, seems like a guy with 3 wives should have had some scenes that could have been referenced.


Not really, Big Love didn't have that many sex scenes that I can remember.
 
2013-09-11 02:58:29 PM  

lasercannon: The first girl is talking about Shiri Appleby's sex scene in Girls. NSFW. There was even a money shot in that scene.


It should be noted the semen in that shot was no more real than the semen you saw in There's Something About Mary or American Pie
 
2013-09-11 03:11:04 PM  

devilEther: lasercannon: The first girl is talking about Shiri Appleby's sex scene in Girls. NSFW. There was even a money shot in that scene.

It should be noted the semen in that shot was no more real than the semen you saw in There's Something About Mary or American Pie


Well, as much as some people want to say that these HBO scenes are "porn".... obviously they have never really watched real porn.  They are pretty much 30-60 segments that are slightly less titillating than a 10 minute Skinamax scene, and don't show any "action" really happening.
 
2013-09-11 03:19:08 PM  
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HBO porn when I was a kid...I think you can see a nipple
 
2013-09-11 04:14:13 PM  

devilEther: lasercannon: The first girl is talking about Shiri Appleby's sex scene in Girls. NSFW. There was even a money shot in that scene.

It should be noted the semen in that shot was no more real than the semen you saw in There's Something About Mary or American Pie


Really, it wasn't; I'm so confused. Next you'll be telling me that they don't use real bullets in the cop shows on tv and that people don't actually die as a result.
 
2013-09-11 04:26:44 PM  

lasercannon: devilEther: lasercannon: The first girl is talking about Shiri Appleby's sex scene in Girls. NSFW. There was even a money shot in that scene.

It should be noted the semen in that shot was no more real than the semen you saw in There's Something About Mary or American Pie

Really, it wasn't; I'm so confused. Next you'll be telling me that they don't use real bullets in the cop shows on tv and that people don't actually die as a result.


Here's something else that might help, the semen you see in porn is real.
 
2013-09-11 04:46:39 PM  

dennysgod: HBO porn when I was a kid...I think you can see a nipple


Oh shiat my 13 year old self just came.
 
2013-09-11 05:03:59 PM  

dennysgod: [vortexstreet.com image 512x384]

HBO porn when I was a kid...I think you can see a nipple


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I came
 
2013-09-11 05:27:04 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: dennysgod: [vortexstreet.com image 512x384]

HBO porn when I was a kid...I think you can see a nipple

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I came


<a target="_blank" data-cke-saved-href="<a href=" href="<a href=" http:="" www.fark.com="" users="" devilether"="">devilEther ..... I can't tell, is that real semen or not?
 
2013-09-11 05:56:53 PM  

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Never let it be said they don't know their audience.
 
2013-09-11 06:25:51 PM  
dletter: I can't tell, is that real semen or not?

it passed the taste test
 
2013-09-11 07:01:07 PM  
1) "Possibly"??

2)
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Always felt that was a weak counterargument. The pot also being black doesn't change the fact that the kettle is black, as called.

Also, "possibly"???
 
2013-09-11 07:19:45 PM  
Obviously all the sex in HBO dramas and comedies is simulated, but they also have their "documentaries" where there is actual sex happening but the action is generally out of frame or blurred in case it might technically violate obscenity law.
 
2013-09-11 07:47:31 PM  
Another Storm link?
 
2013-09-11 07:56:40 PM  
Funny, but it's sad that so many people pretend to feel that way. Ugh, who wants to see real life stuff like actual words people use, naked people, and violence? Instead, let's watch a whacky neighbor say "golly gosh"!

ArcadianRefugee: 1) "Possibly"??

2)
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Always felt that was a weak counterargument. The pot also being black doesn't change the fact that the kettle is black, as called.

Also, "possibly"???



It is the strongest counter argument. i.e. STFU you hypocrite.
 
2013-09-11 08:02:05 PM  
Unless you get to see penetration, ejaculation, and/or a goat, it isn't porn.
 
2013-09-11 08:02:23 PM  

dennysgod: [vortexstreet.com image 512x384]

HBO porn when I was a kid...I think you can see a nipple


Hey! NSFW, you dolt!
 
2013-09-11 08:51:59 PM  

nocturnal001: ArcadianRefugee: 2)
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Always felt that was a weak counterargument. The pot also being black doesn't change the fact that the kettle is black, as called.

It is the strongest counter argument. i.e. STFU you hypocrite.


How is that a counter-argument? "People who do [x] should be treated [y], except for me because I am special" is hypocrisy. "People who do [x] should be treated [y]" without any claim to special treatment is not.

Pointing out -- and even laughing at -- someone else's foibles, even if you suffer from the same foibles, is not hypocrisy. It's only hypocrisy if you feel you are above such lampooning.

Pointing out that Party 1 does the same thing as you ("Party 2") is merely an attempt to redirect things.
 
2013-09-11 10:13:48 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: nocturnal001: ArcadianRefugee: 2)
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Always felt that was a weak counterargument. The pot also being black doesn't change the fact that the kettle is black, as called.

It is the strongest counter argument. i.e. STFU you hypocrite.

How is that a counter-argument? "People who do [x] should be treated [y], except for me because I am special" is hypocrisy. "People who do [x] should be treated [y]" without any claim to special treatment is not.

Pointing out -- and even laughing at -- someone else's foibles, even if you suffer from the same foibles, is not hypocrisy. It's only hypocrisy if you feel you are above such lampooning.

Pointing out that Party 1 does the same thing as you ("Party 2") is merely an attempt to redirect things.


It's not very common that people who are being accused of the whole pot/kettle black thing are just casually "pointing out foibles".
 
2013-09-11 11:16:05 PM  

lostcat: Uzzah: Jesus, I'm old. I remember when "porn" on HBO meant the occasional titty shot in episodes of "Dream On" and "The Hitcher."

You're not alone. I remember scanning the movie descriptions to figure out when I should sneak down and risk watching TV in the family room.

Got caught during the bathroom scene in Night of the Comet.

It was never mentioned again.


 I wonder what happened when you got caught  when  Real Sex came on?
 
2013-09-11 11:20:50 PM  
I hadn't seen a Skinamax late night flick in over decade and I just recently watched one and is it just me but have those movies gotten more explicit?
 
2013-09-11 11:21:16 PM  

Nem Wan: Obviously all the sex in HBO dramas and comedies is simulated, but they also have their "documentaries" where there is actual sex happening but the action is generally out of frame or blurred in case it might technically violate obscenity law.


 Yes,  the real sex series.  served me well  after  being grounded  when,  caught borrowing my dad's porn stash
 
2013-09-11 11:37:05 PM  

Pentaxian: I hadn't seen a Skinamax late night flick in over decade and I just recently watched one and is it just me but have those movies gotten more explicit?


I think they might show more muff than they used to, but, they are still what I'd call "soft core" (since there is never any visible penis, and the women still basically put their hand over the sexual activity if there isn't some other prop or body part in the way).
 
2013-09-12 02:51:08 AM  
Considering we're told the punchline in advance, that was still funnier than I expected.
 
2013-09-12 02:31:44 PM  
Possibly not safe for work?  Really?  The phrase "he eats my ass" is in the first 30 seconds.  I'd say it qualifies as NSFW, dumbmitter
 
2013-09-12 04:11:38 PM  

Go Fornicate Without a Partner: Possibly not safe for work?  Really?  The phrase "he eats my ass" is in the first 30 seconds.  I'd say it qualifies as NSFW, dumbmitter


Sorry you don't get to talk about eating ass at work.

/not subby
 
2013-09-12 08:33:10 PM  
i really just want to hear the first girl's scene description uninterrupted.

/for research purposes
//girl uninterrupted
 
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