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(Contact Music)   Miley Cyrus promises to put her lengthy appendage away for good   (contactmusic.com) divider line 40
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2013-09-11 12:40:37 PM  
Is her lady bud really very long?
 
2013-09-11 12:42:56 PM  
What about her dad's prehensile mullet?
 
2013-09-11 12:45:53 PM  
How soon until she's deep-throating corndogs?
 
2013-09-11 12:46:46 PM  
What a whore.
 
2013-09-11 12:47:32 PM  
I could put her tongue to good use for at least 30 seconds.

/that's all I need
//don't judge me
 
2013-09-11 12:50:45 PM  
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2013-09-11 12:53:27 PM  
First Holocaust and now tongue..
 
2013-09-11 01:00:01 PM  
So she finally realized that it doesn't make her look edgy and transgressive, just stupid.
 
2013-09-11 01:06:25 PM  
So the chickens finally stopped screaming?
 
2013-09-11 01:07:03 PM  

Jizz Master Zero: So she finally realized that it doesn't make her look edgy and transgressive, just stupid.


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2013-09-11 01:09:58 PM  
Someone needs to sneak up behind her with a shovel or a brick or a 2x4 and end the world's suffering.
 
2013-09-11 01:19:34 PM  
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2013-09-11 01:25:48 PM  
I was getting tired of Miley and her attention whoring ways. Then I saw her in her latest video. Now I'll put up with her for a little bit more. But only a little.

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2013-09-11 01:31:36 PM  
Hopefully someone informed her that u can't touch hammer with your tongue
 
2013-09-11 01:31:44 PM  

skinink: I was getting tired of Miley and her attention whoring ways. Then I saw her in her latest video. Now I'll put up with her for a little bit more. But only a little.

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2013-09-11 01:31:51 PM  
You know how you pick up chicks in this country?

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2013-09-11 01:36:15 PM  

skinink: I was getting tired of Miley and her attention whoring ways. Then I saw her in her latest video. Now I'll put up with her for a little bit more. But only a little.

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It's the best video to watch with the sound off since Britney and Christina.
 
2013-09-11 01:53:25 PM  
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Please let Miley be next, for the love of god, PLEASE!
 
2013-09-11 02:31:23 PM  
She could use it to lick my penis. If ya know what I mean.
 
2013-09-11 02:36:25 PM  
Can she do Madonna/Cher better than Gaga??


/But don't put the tongue away, I like tongue.
 
2013-09-11 02:38:28 PM  

rogue49: Can she do Madonna/Cher better than Gaga??


/But don't put the tongue away, I like tongue.


Can she culturally appropriate Italo-American culture?
 
2013-09-11 02:55:43 PM  
I don't know. I'd imagine she'll be swimming in girls for years after flapping that thing around.
 
2013-09-11 03:01:56 PM  

abhorrent1: She could use it to lick my penis. If ya know what I mean.


I'm uncertain as to what you mean, could you perhaps clarify?
 
2013-09-11 03:27:14 PM  

skinink: I was getting tired of Miley and her attention whoring ways. Then I saw her in her latest video. Now I'll put up with her for a little bit more. But only a little.

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She does have a grade A shiatter, doesn't she............
 
2013-09-11 03:41:12 PM  

shifter_: skinink: I was getting tired of Miley and her attention whoring ways. Then I saw her in her latest video. Now I'll put up with her for a little bit more. But only a little.

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She does have a grade A shiatter, doesn't she............


It's great to see a true gentleman on Fark for a change.
 
2013-09-11 03:41:32 PM  
I'm surprised that Gene Simmons hasn't weighed in on the tongue lashing...
 
2013-09-11 03:42:19 PM  

Jizz Master Zero: So she finally realized that it doesn't make her look edgy and transgressive, just stupid.


Yep - when I first saw that she just kept her tongue nearly constantly during that public masturba- I mean performance - I figured somebody must have told her it was sexy (or edgy, or some such nonsense).  Guess she read all those posts saying she looked like she had a mental problem.
 
2013-09-11 03:49:23 PM  
She is not attractive.  She was barely able to pull off cute even as a kid.  Go away, Miley.  You're not edgey.  You're skanky.
 
2013-09-11 03:50:32 PM  
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2013-09-11 04:02:20 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: She is not attractive.  She was barely able to pull off cute even as a kid.  Go away, Miley.  You're not edgey.  You're skanky.


Valid, but she can't hear you over the sound of her millions.

We're all to blame...

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2013-09-11 04:29:23 PM  
With that tongue hanging out the way it is, she looks like those 80's warning stickers for poison....
 
2013-09-11 04:35:45 PM  
Actually, more like the Green Goblin on the front of the rig from Maximum Overdrive....
 
2013-09-11 05:09:25 PM  
Her clenis?
 
2013-09-11 05:15:43 PM  
Can she tie a cherry stim into a knot with it? I can with mine. I am happy to know that this was a trade mark of hers, because before I did not know and thought why does she always have her tongue out.
 
2013-09-11 05:34:59 PM  

Profedius: Can she tie a cherry stim into a knot with it? I can with mine. I am happy to know that this was a trade mark of hers, because before I did not know and thought why does she always have her tongue out.


I can too. That was always a selling point on a date.
 
2013-09-11 05:41:41 PM  

abhorrent1: She could use it to lick my penis. If ya know what I mean.


My ass if you know what I mean.
 
2013-09-11 05:45:24 PM  
Miley is just a pop star with no discernible talent who suddenly decided she wants to be an "artist".  Her career so far has been at the mercy of handlers and producers since she can't sing, dance, write her own songs, or even really entertain.  Of course she's going to skank it up; it's the only way she can remain relevant.  At least Gaga can sing, writes her own songs, and is a proficient piano player.  There's genuine artistic talent behind her schtick.

The problem for Miley is, she is still a damn kid, and one that never really had a childhood, so her idea of sexuality is that of a little girl's: sticking her tongue out, fondling herself and shaking her ass, and she looks absolutely ridiculous.
 
2013-09-11 06:21:05 PM  
I like Camille Paglia's take on Miley in Time.

http://ideas.time.com/2013/08/27/pops-drop-from-madonna-to-miley/
 
2013-09-11 10:05:19 PM  

Zerochance: At least Gaga can sing, writes her own songs, and is a proficient piano player. There's genuine artistic talent behind her schtick.


There's something else behind her ...

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2013-09-12 12:13:53 AM  
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