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(CNN)   CNN going after the hard-hitting news of today: A brief history of cock washing (SFW)   (eatocracy.cnn.com) divider line 60
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2013-09-11 12:06:15 PM
I've heard so many stories about how raw chicken will kill you that I now soak chicken breasts in bleach before scrubbing with 409 and Ajax. It loses something in presentation, but at least I know I'm safe.

/No one comes to dinner anymore.
//So lonely.
 
2013-09-11 12:35:43 PM
www.stkstudios.com
 
2013-09-11 12:38:06 PM
Shut up. I rinse my chicken to get the slime off, then I cut it up on my  wooden cutting board.
 
2013-09-11 12:42:25 PM

Bslim: I do this every day. How come Im not making news?


Fark needs a [Sick] button in the comments as well.

/Hey Drew --  add a [Sick] button to the comments and I'll pony up my $60 for TotalFark.
 
2013-09-11 12:43:30 PM

bentley57: Shut up. I rinse my chicken to get the slime off, then I cut it up on my  wooden cutting board.


omg everybody on facebook knows you don't wash your chicken anymore duh.

You eat it raw. sheesh.
 
2013-09-11 01:24:52 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

/Ready to be washed
 
2013-09-11 02:58:47 PM

EdgeRunner: trappedspirit: We allow the incorrect substitution of cock for chicken when chik-fil-a is involved.  But you shouldn't just run around with that all the time.

So if you go to Chic-Fil-A and ask for a chicken sandwich, but instead you get two pantsless guys pressing their junk against either side of your head, you're cool with that? Hey, whatever pops your cork, dude. At least two on one makes for a balanced diet, and unlike the normal fast food menu, the ingredients are all natural.

/and au naturale


You make sandwiches weird.  Remind me to never go to your place for lunch.
 
2013-09-11 04:19:34 PM

CleanAndPure: You don't normally eat cocks.


You don't know me!

CleanAndPure: Hens don't get to have sex.

No one wants to crack open their hard boiled egg and find Ming-ming inside.


Well, sure, it'd be kind of surprising to find a Chinese panda inside your egg!
 
2013-09-11 04:22:50 PM

Kanemano: vudukungfu: I guess when it's the anniversary of the day you tossed responsible journalism in the toilet and began the long slow spiral down to what CNN is today, you would have to run with a story like the one about the chicken you have been farking.
At lease it's a clean chicken.

You rent the chicken you have been farking?


If it floats flys or farks rent it

/good advice is good
 
2013-09-12 06:30:04 AM
Chickens are not cocks, roosters are.
 
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