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2013-09-11 10:34:58 AM
Disappointed this isn't about genital hygiene through the years.
 
2013-09-11 10:35:25 AM
They need to quit dicking around like that.
 
2013-09-11 10:36:28 AM
Who washes raw meat before you cook it?  Isn't cooking's purpose is to kill bacteria and microbes in the food?
 
2013-09-11 10:37:03 AM
It's a fact that a clean cock is a happy cock.
 
2013-09-11 10:37:28 AM
You always want to wash your cocks and hens before you bring them to the chicken sexer.
 
2013-09-11 10:37:45 AM
What about cork soaking?

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2013-09-11 10:38:03 AM
I'm assuming this is a soft porn piece for conservatives. Way to go salacious CNN.
 
2013-09-11 10:40:53 AM
Obligatory

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2013-09-11 10:43:53 AM
The 'Smell yo' d*ck' video seems appropriate for this thread.
 
2013-09-11 10:44:22 AM
I've dated a few cock washers before.

/good times
 
2013-09-11 10:46:23 AM
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2013-09-11 10:50:19 AM
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2013-09-11 10:50:57 AM
A chicken is not a cock.
 
2013-09-11 10:50:59 AM
I never washed it before I ate it.
 
2013-09-11 10:52:03 AM

stuhayes2010: Who washes raw meat before you cook it?  Isn't cooking's purpose is to kill bacteria and microbes in the food?


Among other things. I mean, there's also the Maillard reaction, which infuses the food with tasty, tasty flavor.
 
2013-09-11 10:52:31 AM
Don't forget to let it rest on the edge of the sink for a bit. It's quite soothing.
 
2013-09-11 10:54:21 AM
I had never heard of washing meat before. I don't touch meat at all while preparing it. A good fork, knife, and tongs that all get washed immediately after use is how I've always rolled.

This is about the chicken washing thing, right? DNRTFA
 
2013-09-11 10:54:46 AM

abhorrent1: A chicken is not a cock.


It's possible that it's not, but it could be. It depends on if it is a male or not. Which begs the question, why do guys refer to their penis by calling it a chicken?
 
2013-09-11 10:55:44 AM
We allow the incorrect substitution of cock for chicken when chik-fil-a is involved.  But you shouldn't just run around with that all the time.
 
2013-09-11 10:55:51 AM
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"...go on."
 
2013-09-11 10:56:28 AM
You don't normally eat cocks.
Cocks are male raised to breed.

Capons are the males raised for meat... but in order for meat to be tender they need to have their balls cut off when young.

Chickens are females raised for meat. Hens are females raised to lay eggs.
 
2013-09-11 10:56:33 AM
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2013-09-11 10:57:57 AM

Koodz: I had never heard of washing meat before. I don't touch meat at all while preparing it. A good fork, knife, and tongs that all get washed immediately after use is how I've always rolled.

This is about the chicken washing thing, right? DNRTFA


I wash meat, then dry it, when I am going to apply a rub or breading. Any meat juice you have will make it easier for those to come off when you cook. An egg wash, on the other hand, won't.
 
2013-09-11 10:59:14 AM
Do you want to wash wang? Or do you want to watch Wang wash wang?
 
2013-09-11 11:00:14 AM
SFW. Sorry, Silver Fox.


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2013-09-11 11:00:37 AM
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2013-09-11 11:01:37 AM
I guess when it's the anniversary of the day you tossed responsible journalism in the toilet and began the long slow spiral down to what CNN is today, you would have to run with a story like the one about the chicken you have been farking.
At lease it's a clean chicken.
 
2013-09-11 11:05:01 AM
balls first
 
2013-09-11 11:05:40 AM

vudukungfu: I guess when it's the anniversary of the day you tossed responsible journalism in the toilet and began the long slow spiral down to what CNN is today, you would have to run with a story like the one about the chicken you have been farking.
At lease it's a clean chicken.


You rent the chicken you have been farking?
 
2013-09-11 11:05:41 AM
i'll wash it as fast and as often as i want.
 
2013-09-11 11:08:03 AM

JohnCarter: Obligatory


She has the broad shoulders and forthright hussiness of a young and drunk Bea Arthur.
 
2013-09-11 11:08:38 AM
I do this every day. How come Im not making news?
 
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2013-09-11 11:10:34 AM

vudukungfu: I guess when it's the anniversary of the day you tossed responsible journalism in the toilet and began the long slow spiral down to what CNN is today, you would have to run with a story like the one about the chicken you have been farking.
At lease it's a clean chicken.


That was beautiful.
 
2013-09-11 11:12:33 AM

blatz514: What about cork soaking?


Who are those guys?

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2013-09-11 11:13:32 AM
I thought Gatorade must be used?

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2013-09-11 11:15:24 AM

CleanAndPure: You don't normally eat cocks.
Cocks are male raised to breed.

Capons are the males raised for meat... but in order for meat to be tender they need to have their balls cut off when young.

Chickens are females raised for meat. Hens are females raised to lay eggs.


cdn.bleacherreport.net

Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
 
2013-09-11 11:17:13 AM

Kanemano: vudukungfu: I guess when it's the anniversary of the day you tossed responsible journalism in the toilet and began the long slow spiral down to what CNN is today, you would have to run with a story like the one about the chicken you have been farking.
At lease it's a clean chicken.

You rent the chicken you have been farking?


http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/pennsylvania-couple-launches-chicken- r ental-site/story?id=20146185

Read the rental agreement.
 
2013-09-11 11:17:27 AM
My chicken has it's own loofah.
 
2013-09-11 11:20:34 AM

WelldeadLink: Read the rental agreement.


Why rent the chicken if you can get the eggs for free?

/ I little Faux told me that one.
 
2013-09-11 11:20:54 AM

trappedspirit: We allow the incorrect substitution of cock for chicken when chik-fil-a is involved.  But you shouldn't just run around with that all the time.


So if you go to Chic-Fil-A and ask for a chicken sandwich, but instead you get two pantsless guys pressing their junk against either side of your head, you're cool with that? Hey, whatever pops your cork, dude. At least two on one makes for a balanced diet, and unlike the normal fast food menu, the ingredients are all natural.

/and au naturale
 
2013-09-11 11:22:12 AM
I wash chicken to rinse out the juices that have accumulated in the cavity.  Otherwise, the proteins coagulate during cooking and form grey sludge that spills out of the cavity and onto the platter when I carve it.  Not pretty.  I rinse the cavity under cold water, place the chicken on a clean plate, wash the sink, then dry the chicken with paper (inside and out), place the paper on the plate under the chicken while I season it, place the chicken in the roasting pan, throw out the paper, wash the plate and wash the sink again.  All seasonings are measured ahead of time, and I never touch anything else after touching poultry, until I've washed my hands in hot, soapy water.

I think I'm pretty safe from cross-contamination.
 
2013-09-11 11:23:08 AM
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I suppose it could have been worse
 
2013-09-11 11:24:28 AM
Hens don't get to have sex.

No one wants to crack open their hard boiled egg and find Ming-ming inside.
 
2013-09-11 11:25:48 AM

JohnCarter: Obligatory


Impressive... you found a game-cocks fan who isn't butt-ugly. She's actually quite hot.

Amusingly even game cock cheerleaders are eye bleach material.
 
2013-09-11 11:31:45 AM

mcmnky: blatz514: What about cork soaking?

Who are those guys?

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Not sure if you were serious, so I'll post the skit here.  It's sorta NSFW.  Enjoy.
 
2013-09-11 11:34:27 AM
Where does the Mormon Soak fall on the historical timeline?
 
2013-09-11 11:36:46 AM

lockers: It's possible that it's not, but it could be. It depends on if it is a male or not. Which begs the question, why do guys refer to their penis by calling it a chicken?


Mine is usually scared and is doing the turtle head thing.

Fark you it's cold in here.
 
2013-09-11 11:37:12 AM
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2013-09-11 11:49:45 AM
I need some chickens.  You got need chickens?  I need a thousand chickens.
 
2013-09-11 11:54:10 AM

ravi105: [doubleviking.cachefly.net image 468x300]


Thank you.

KING SHIAT
 
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