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(Opposing Views)   Investigators determine that the dead guy whose shotgun wound matches the hole in his wall didn't actually commit suicide. That's some mighty fine police work, Lou   (opposingviews.com) divider line 26
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2013-09-11 09:43:10 AM
Wouldn't you have to find a shotgun next to the guy's body for it to even be close to a possible suicide? How do you make that mistake?
 
2013-09-11 09:49:58 AM

scottydoesntknow: Wouldn't you have to find a shotgun next to the guy's body for it to even be close to a possible suicide? How do you make that mistake?


The victim was black.
 
2013-09-11 10:54:56 AM
mojoimage.com

/knows about suicide investigations
 
2013-09-11 11:19:17 AM

scottydoesntknow: Wouldn't you have to find a shotgun next to the guy's body for it to even be close to a possible suicide? How do you make that mistake?


Pigs.
 
2013-09-11 11:20:40 AM
I still think it could have been a suicide.

/gut feelling
 
2013-09-11 11:26:48 AM

gopher321: [mojoimage.com image 402x615]

/knows about suicide investigations


"...Fell down an elevator shaft...onto some bullets."
 
2013-09-11 11:27:43 AM

Tom_Slick: scottydoesntknow: Wouldn't you have to find a shotgun next to the guy's body for it to even be close to a possible suicide? How do you make that mistake?

The victim was black.


The same thing happens when a suspect gets shot in the head while handcuffed in the back of a squad car, "It was suicide."
 
2013-09-11 11:27:53 AM
Duck
 
2013-09-11 11:33:47 AM
Someones security deposit is going up.
 
2013-09-11 11:33:54 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: Tom_Slick: scottydoesntknow: Wouldn't you have to find a shotgun next to the guy's body for it to even be close to a possible suicide? How do you make that mistake?

The victim was black.

The same thing happens when a suspect gets shot in the head while handcuffed in the back of a squad car, "It was suicide."


I'm gonna need a citation on that one.
 
2013-09-11 11:35:47 AM

Tom_Slick: scottydoesntknow: Wouldn't you have to find a shotgun next to the guy's body for it to even be close to a possible suicide? How do you make that mistake?

The victim was black.


[√ ] Smart [√ ] Funny  - Because there is no sad but probably true button
 
2013-09-11 11:37:30 AM

flak attack: DarkSoulNoHope: Tom_Slick: scottydoesntknow: Wouldn't you have to find a shotgun next to the guy's body for it to even be close to a possible suicide? How do you make that mistake?

The victim was black.

The same thing happens when a suspect gets shot in the head while handcuffed in the back of a squad car, "It was suicide."

I'm gonna need a citation on that one.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chavis_Carter">https://en.wikipedia.or g/wiki/Chavis_Carter
 
2013-09-11 11:38:28 AM

flak attack: DarkSoulNoHope: Tom_Slick: scottydoesntknow: Wouldn't you have to find a shotgun next to the guy's body for it to even be close to a possible suicide? How do you make that mistake?

The victim was black.

The same thing happens when a suspect gets shot in the head while handcuffed in the back of a squad car, "It was suicide."

I'm gonna need a citation on that one.


Arkansas Medical Examiner Rules Death of Handcuffed Suspect a Suicide
 
2013-09-11 11:44:41 AM
Well, it's no the first time someone commited "suicide" with a shotgun.

Right, Courtney Love?.
 
2013-09-11 11:45:42 AM

Uisce Beatha: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chavis_Carter">https://en.wikipedia.or g/wiki/Chavis_Carter


Wow. Just wow. I'm not surprised this happened (saddened, but not surprised). I'm surprised I've never seen that story before.
 
2013-09-11 11:47:31 AM
Fark you Opposingviews and your farking pop up candy crush ad.

/anyone know a good android app to stop that shiat.
 
2013-09-11 11:51:24 AM
I cannot imagine a scenario that more explicitly says "We absolutely do not give a fark about you or your kind."
So sad.
 
2013-09-11 11:53:22 AM
20 some years ago in Missouri, there was a guy they found dead with 20-some hammer blows to the head and neck area. You guessed it... they ruled it a suicide. Oh, and the hammer he "killed himself" with was found in another room in the house.

So basically, they figured it went something like:

(thunk!) "Ow!!!!" (thunk!)  "Owwww!!! Jesus Christ that hurts!" (thunk!)  "Gah!!!!" (thunk!) "Aahhhhh!!!!" (thunk!) "Sonofabiatch!!!" (thunk!) "My eye!!!"  (thunk!) "Holy Mary mother of God make it stop!" (thunk!) "Yahhhhh!!!!" (thunk!) "Ugh, the blood..." (thunk!) "Feeling a little woozy..." (thunk!) "blarrrrgh..." (thunk!)  Imma just go put this hammer in the other room now. *staggers back* (THUD)

Um... yeah.
 
2013-09-11 12:02:06 PM
I am pretty sure it was a suicide. He probably got tired of hearing his neighbors fight through the paper thin walls.
 
2013-09-11 12:07:10 PM
Was he spooning a shotgun, because if he was I can see where the cops came to that conclusion.
/never lovingly spoon your shotgun while loaded
 
2013-09-11 12:11:21 PM
Can't the cops just sprinkle some crack around and make this a non-story?
 
2013-09-11 12:11:53 PM
unimpressed:
 
2013-09-11 12:12:51 PM
unimpressed: me because I fail at image linking.

i194.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-11 01:01:52 PM
Detectives first suspected his wound was self-inflicted, but then they noticed a bullet hole in the wall near the bed, Col. John Fortunato of the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office said.

What the heck does this mean? Did the conversation go like this?

Detective 1: Looks like it might be suicide. Let's look for the gun.

Detective 2: There's a bullet hole in the wall next to the bed.

Detective 1: And no gun here. The shot must have come from next door.

Media: "Stupid cops first thought it was a suicide."

Fark: "Ha ha. Stupid cops."
 
2013-09-11 02:52:56 PM

StrandedInAZ: Uisce Beatha: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chavis_Carter">https://en.wikipedia.or g/wiki/Chavis_Carter

Wow. Just wow. I'm not surprised this happened (saddened, but not surprised). I'm surprised I've never seen that story before.


To be fair, the theory is actually that he discharged the weapon while trying to hide it, which is implausible but not impossible.
 
2013-09-11 02:55:30 PM

MFAWG: StrandedInAZ: Uisce Beatha: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chavis_Carter">https://en.wikipedia.or g/wiki/Chavis_Carter

Wow. Just wow. I'm not surprised this happened (saddened, but not surprised). I'm surprised I've never seen that story before.

To be fair, the theory is actually that he discharged the weapon while trying to hide it, which is implausible but not impossible.


I smell a Mythbusters special!!
 
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