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(ABC 27)   Firefighters rescue man stuck in chimney, "Stories range from 'hide and seek" to 'repairing the ceiling'. Nobody was able to get the straight story"   (abc27.com) divider line 17
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2013-09-11 09:47:36 AM  
I'll bet there's a claus in their homeowner's policy that disqualifies this from coverage.
 
2013-09-11 09:47:47 AM  
Tried getting into a residence at late at night thru a chimney. Kept changing his story. He was obviously a robber. That's some fine police work there Lou.
 
2013-09-11 09:47:55 AM  
www.empireonline.com

He was lucky
 
2013-09-11 10:00:34 AM  
I think I saw this porn flick before. Not to spoil the plotline, but he winds up needing to shower off the soot and she makes some comment about "covered in residue after using the wood".
 
2013-09-11 10:14:40 AM  
Christmas comes earlier each year.
 
2013-09-11 10:37:11 AM  
This brings to mind the winter night when I saw some guy trying to extinguish a chimney fire with his garden hose, after climbing a ladder to his roof.  In an urban residential area.  Rather than call the freakin' fire department.

/stupid is, as stupid does...
 
2013-09-11 10:50:03 AM  

SoupJohnB: This brings to mind the winter night when I saw some guy trying to extinguish a chimney fire with his garden hose, after climbing a ladder to his roof.  In an urban residential area.  Rather than call the freakin' fire department.

/stupid is, as stupid does...


He sounds like a gastroenterologist. A surgeon would try to put it out from the fireplace end.
 
2013-09-11 11:07:15 AM  

Yes please: SoupJohnB: This brings to mind the winter night when I saw some guy trying to extinguish a chimney fire with his garden hose, after climbing a ladder to his roof.  In an urban residential area.  Rather than call the freakin' fire department.

/stupid is, as stupid does...

He sounds like a gastroenterologist. A surgeon would try to put it out from the fireplace end.


How about the homeopathic remedy of setting a tiny fire in the living room?
 
2013-09-11 11:23:42 AM  
I'm on ur roof sweepin ur chimbley
 
2013-09-11 11:28:21 AM  
I discovered later that he was a chiropractor, trying to adjust the chimney bricks

/budda-boom-ching
 
2013-09-11 11:36:55 AM  
If he was playing hide and seek, he won.
 
2013-09-11 11:49:09 AM  

Walker: Tried getting into a residence at late at night thru a chimney. Kept changing his story. He was obviously a robber. That's some fine police work there Lou.


Or, he was one of 0bummer Fartbongos NSA gestapo goons installing bugs before selling the house to one of the town's fine, upstanding Republican patriots.
 
2013-09-11 11:54:34 AM  
Just a regular idiot bed intruder.

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2013-09-11 12:09:37 PM  
Motherfarking Santa Claus
 
2013-09-11 12:41:21 PM  

Prof. Frink: Yes please: SoupJohnB: This brings to mind the winter night when I saw some guy trying to extinguish a chimney fire with his garden hose, after climbing a ladder to his roof.  In an urban residential area.  Rather than call the freakin' fire department.

/stupid is, as stupid does...

He sounds like a gastroenterologist. A surgeon would try to put it out from the fireplace end.

How about the homeopathic remedy of setting a tiny fire in the living room?


You could always use faith and pray for the fire to go away through divine intervention.

Bonus is that if the fire doesn't have anything flammable left in its reach and does fizzle, you can claim it worked.
 
2013-09-11 12:48:46 PM  
I read that as: "Firefighter's rescue man stuck in chimney" and I wondered, 'the firefighters have a rescue man?  what is a rescue man? a toy for firefighters? Naw, it was stuck in a chimney, it must be a guy dedicated to rescuing firefighters and he got stuck in the chimney.'

Then I reread the headline.

/csb
 
2013-09-11 12:57:59 PM  

Eps05: Prof. Frink: Yes please: SoupJohnB: This brings to mind the winter night when I saw some guy trying to extinguish a chimney fire with his garden hose, after climbing a ladder to his roof.  In an urban residential area.  Rather than call the freakin' fire department.

/stupid is, as stupid does...

He sounds like a gastroenterologist. A surgeon would try to put it out from the fireplace end.

How about the homeopathic remedy of setting a tiny fire in the living room?

You could always use faith and pray for the fire to go away through divine intervention.

Bonus is that if the fire doesn't have anything flammable left in its reach and does fizzle, you can claim it worked.


The fire will go out eventually. Just like my EMT friends say, "any trauma victim's bleeding will stop by itself even if you do nothing".
 
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