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(Deadspin)   Wrestler takes a 36 second ride on the Tilt-A-Whirl   (deadspin.com) divider line 68
    More: Amusing, Antonio Cesaro, Santino Marella, wrestlers  
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2013-09-11 08:31:29 AM  
 
2013-09-11 08:54:44 AM  

Principal Clarinet: Now, with even more spins:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBqsXLflTRo


That seems like a teeny tiny wrestling ring, like they are wresting in a toy or something.
 
2013-09-11 10:09:30 AM  

Principal Clarinet: Now, with even more spins:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBqsXLflTRo


My work here is done.

Three Crooked Squirrels: Principal Clarinet: Now, with even more spins:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBqsXLflTRo

That seems like a teeny tiny wrestling ring, like they are wresting in a toy or something.


CHIKARA!
 
2013-09-11 10:16:17 AM  
BAH GAWD KING! THE TILT A WHIRL HAS NO HEART. IT HAS NO CONSCIENSE. IT HAS NO SOUL
 
2013-09-11 10:19:20 AM  
Paging the FWC. FWC, to the Entertainment Tab

...Where we BELONG!

/Oh yeah, #heelmodeengaged
 
2013-09-11 10:29:02 AM  
Have wrestlers gone natural recently? This guy doesn't look like your '80s homoerotic roid doll.
 
2013-09-11 10:30:22 AM  
Why is this on the entertainment tab?
 
2013-09-11 10:33:12 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Why is this on the entertainment tab?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-11 10:35:03 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Have wrestlers gone natural recently? This guy doesn't look like your '80s homoerotic roid doll.


For the most part guys are smaller.
 
2013-09-11 10:39:06 AM  
"Santino took more turns than..."

"The guys that used to visit your mom's house on the 30th of every month?"

"WILL YOU STOP?!"

"Hey the mortgage needed to be paid."
 
2013-09-11 10:45:45 AM  

Gunny Highway: Quantum Apostrophe: Have wrestlers gone natural recently? This guy doesn't look like your '80s homoerotic roid doll.

For the most part guys are smaller.


2 of the most popular guys on the show:

Daniel Bryan, 5' 10"

upload.wikimedia.org

And CM Punk at 6' 2" and barely over 215 lbs:

1.bp.blogspot.com


There are still some BIG dudes, for sure. That being said, it's not nearly like it was in the 80's or 90's for that matter.
 
2013-09-11 10:50:56 AM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Principal Clarinet: Now, with even more spins:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBqsXLflTRo

That seems like a teeny tiny wrestling ring, like they are wresting in a toy or something.


It looks like its 10 x 10,

I don't know how big WWE's rings are, exactly, but I know they are much bigger than anyone elses. Maybe 20x20

12 x 12 is the one I saw most often.
 
KoC
2013-09-11 10:54:11 AM  
Daniel Bryan is nowhere near 5'10'". He listed himself as 5'8" the night after SummerSlam and in wrestling, you take listed heights and lop off 3-4' to get to the real number.
 
2013-09-11 10:55:17 AM  

Madbassist1: Three Crooked Squirrels: Principal Clarinet: Now, with even more spins:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBqsXLflTRo

That seems like a teeny tiny wrestling ring, like they are wresting in a toy or something.

It looks like its 10 x 10,

I don't know how big WWE's rings are, exactly, but I know they are much bigger than anyone elses. Maybe 20x20

12 x 12 is the one I saw most often.


And I think they bill them as 30x30. Or at least they used to back when I was a kid.
 
2013-09-11 11:01:26 AM  

Principal Clarinet: Now, with even more spins:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBqsXLflTRo


Marella looks a lot bigger than the guy he got to 100-ish (the crowd was counting pretty fast).  That's a lot of weight to keep up in the air for 30+ seconds.
 
2013-09-11 11:03:30 AM  

KoC: Daniel Bryan is nowhere near 5'10'". He listed himself as 5'8" the night after SummerSlam and in wrestling, you take listed heights and lop off 3-4' to get to the real number.


www.cosmicgrunn.nl
 
2013-09-11 11:08:58 AM  
one of my favorite songs by the galactic cowboys.

/am probably the only one that's ever heard of it/them
 
2013-09-11 11:18:33 AM  
Did the guy getting spun hold toy pinwheels and yell "WHEE!"?
 
2013-09-11 11:20:21 AM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Principal Clarinet: Now, with even more spins:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBqsXLflTRo

That seems like a teeny tiny wrestling ring, like they are wresting in a toy or something.


WWE's ring sizes are a lot larger than those typically used.. That's why everything that isn't WWE looks small by comparison. Most everyone (with a few exceptions) use an 18x18 ring where as WWE uses 20x20
 
2013-09-11 11:21:48 AM  
That looks like a lot of fun.  He's just a pony ride and tossing him to the ceiling away from being best dad ever.
 
2013-09-11 11:26:34 AM  
Still might be hard to beat this performance  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xIYVw3ZPJk
/(not spin related, but entertainment nevertheless)
//for the eleven farkers that may not have seen it yet.
 
2013-09-11 11:29:47 AM  

bigmoneygrip: Still might be hard to beat this performance  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xIYVw3ZPJk
/(not spin related, but entertainment nevertheless)
//for the eleven farkers that may not have seen it yet.


Funky Pharaoh!
 
2013-09-11 11:30:25 AM  

bigmoneygrip: Still might be hard to beat this performance  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xIYVw3ZPJk
/(not spin related, but entertainment nevertheless)
//for the eleven farkers that may not have seen it yet.


A CHALLENGER APPEARS.
 
2013-09-11 11:35:24 AM  
That giant swing actually earned a "holy shiat" chant.
 
2013-09-11 11:38:17 AM  
Coco Savage?
 
2013-09-11 11:42:58 AM  

WippitGuud: That giant swing actually earned a "holy shiat" chant.


Canadian fans get it.
 
2013-09-11 11:43:12 AM  

bigmoneygrip: Still might be hard to beat this performance  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xIYVw3ZPJk
/(not spin related, but entertainment nevertheless)
//for the eleven farkers that may not have seen it yet.


Came for this.

Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-09-11 11:43:33 AM  

Gunny Highway: WippitGuud: That giant swing actually earned a "holy shiat" chant.

Canadian fans get it.


Even though that crowd proceeded to act like dicks for most of the night.
 
2013-09-11 12:00:17 PM  

Gunny Highway: Gunny Highway: WippitGuud: That giant swing actually earned a "holy shiat" chant.

Canadian fans get it.

Even though that crowd proceeded to act like dicks for most of the night.


Toronto has always been Bizarro Land.
And Santino is Canadian, so they'd be hot for the match.
 
2013-09-11 12:02:02 PM  

WippitGuud: Gunny Highway: Gunny Highway: WippitGuud: That giant swing actually earned a "holy shiat" chant.

Canadian fans get it.

Even though that crowd proceeded to act like dicks for most of the night.

Toronto has always been Bizarro Land.
And Santino is Canadian, so they'd be hot for the match.


Well, they acted like any "smarky" crowd in big cities.  I was hopeful because they started out well and then proceeded to shiat all over stuff.  I understand Rel Rio is boring and nobody cares but the in ring was pretty good.  They just didnt want to give it a chance.  Gah!
 
2013-09-11 12:03:19 PM  

Gunny Highway: WippitGuud: Gunny Highway: Gunny Highway: WippitGuud: That giant swing actually earned a "holy shiat" chant.

Canadian fans get it.

Even though that crowd proceeded to act like dicks for most of the night.

Toronto has always been Bizarro Land.
And Santino is Canadian, so they'd be hot for the match.

Well, they acted like any "smarky" crowd in big cities.  I was hopeful because they started out well and then proceeded to shiat all over stuff.  I understand Rel Rio is boring and nobody cares but the in ring was pretty good.  They just didnt want to give it a chance.  Gah!


You're talking about the fans who forced Hogan to turn face and Rock to turn heel on the same night, in the same match.
 
2013-09-11 12:14:04 PM  

WippitGuud: Gunny Highway: WippitGuud: Gunny Highway: Gunny Highway: WippitGuud: That giant swing actually earned a "holy shiat" chant.

Canadian fans get it.

Even though that crowd proceeded to act like dicks for most of the night.

Toronto has always been Bizarro Land.
And Santino is Canadian, so they'd be hot for the match.

Well, they acted like any "smarky" crowd in big cities.  I was hopeful because they started out well and then proceeded to shiat all over stuff.  I understand Rel Rio is boring and nobody cares but the in ring was pretty good.  They just didnt want to give it a chance.  Gah!

You're talking about the fans who forced Hogan to turn face and Rock to turn heel on the same night, in the same match.


Forced?
 
2013-09-11 12:20:26 PM  

WippitGuud: You're talking about the fans who forced Hogan to turn face and Rock to turn heel on the same night, in the same match.


I watched that match recently.  It was awesome.
 
2013-09-11 12:21:19 PM  
Someone finally put a wrestling thread in the correct tab? Where am I, bizarro fark?
 
2013-09-11 12:23:21 PM  

abhorrent1: Someone finally put a wrestling thread in the correct tab? Where am I, bizarro fark?


The show was in Canada aka Bizarro Land so the bizzaro thread makes sense.
 
2013-09-11 12:26:33 PM  

Nurglitch: WippitGuud: Gunny Highway: WippitGuud: Gunny Highway: Gunny Highway: WippitGuud: That giant swing actually earned a "holy shiat" chant.

Canadian fans get it.

Even though that crowd proceeded to act like dicks for most of the night.

Toronto has always been Bizarro Land.
And Santino is Canadian, so they'd be hot for the match.

Well, they acted like any "smarky" crowd in big cities.  I was hopeful because they started out well and then proceeded to shiat all over stuff.  I understand Rel Rio is boring and nobody cares but the in ring was pretty good.  They just didnt want to give it a chance.  Gah!

You're talking about the fans who forced Hogan to turn face and Rock to turn heel on the same night, in the same match.

Forced?


You should watch the match. You can see Hogan shocked that, no matter what he did, the crowd was cheering for him. When the previous week he was one of the most hated people on the roster.
 
2013-09-11 12:33:19 PM  
www.allwrestlingsuperstars.com

www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com

Cesaro in hats.
 
2013-09-11 12:34:36 PM  
Endless meat spin?
 
2013-09-11 12:36:56 PM  

WippitGuud: You should watch the match. You can see Hogan shocked that, no matter what he did, the crowd was cheering for him. When the previous week he was one of the most hated people on the roster.


The smark crowd was tired of boring Rock shiat.  Hogan plays it up with the crowd and farking hams it up.  They had to double switch or else the match, which was bad without the crowds help, would have been a disaster.
 
2013-09-11 12:44:57 PM  
 
2013-09-11 01:11:29 PM  

WippitGuud: Gunny Highway: WippitGuud: Gunny Highway: Gunny Highway: WippitGuud: That giant swing actually earned a "holy shiat" chant.

Canadian fans get it.

Even though that crowd proceeded to act like dicks for most of the night.

Toronto has always been Bizarro Land.
And Santino is Canadian, so they'd be hot for the match.

Well, they acted like any "smarky" crowd in big cities.  I was hopeful because they started out well and then proceeded to shiat all over stuff.  I understand Rel Rio is boring and nobody cares but the in ring was pretty good.  They just didnt want to give it a chance.  Gah!

You're talking about the fans who forced Hogan to turn face and Rock to turn heel on the same night, in the same match.


Which worked awesome.

So maybe they are smarter then we are.
 
2013-09-11 01:21:26 PM  
 
2013-09-11 01:34:45 PM  
I liked how a few seconds into it, the guy being spun starts to flail around like, "OK, this isn't funny anymore, stop!," but Cesaro keeps going anyway.
 
2013-09-11 01:42:19 PM  
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
 
2013-09-11 02:13:26 PM  
Re: Rock/Hogan Wrestlemania Match.

One of my favorite moments of wrestling, all time, is that Hogan has turned, he's starting the Hulk-up histrionics, Lawler is OUT OF HIS MIND, Hogan goes for the "YOU!" point, and JR simply deadpans, almost disgusted, "Oh my God."

Not his usual "MAH GAWD!" hyperbole, not Joey Styles "OH MY GOD!", just a quiet recognition that he could not believe what was happening.
 
2013-09-11 02:13:54 PM  
HOLY SHIAT!
 
2013-09-11 02:17:27 PM  
You know, this is one of those rare times where something on Raw was entertaining enough to count for this tab.

Claudio is a great worker.
 
2013-09-11 02:18:33 PM  

TheManofPA: Claudio is a great worker.


Good hand, great hand!
 
2013-09-11 02:22:05 PM  
OH MY GOD!
 
2013-09-11 03:56:17 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Why is this on the entertainment tab?


Because fark us. That's why.
 
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