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(Gawker)   Anthony Weiner loses with less than 5% of the vote, his wife ditches him, he then gets chased through a McDonald's by Sydney Leathers, and he flips-off reporters as his car speeds away. That all just actually happened   (gawker.com) divider line 297
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2013-09-11 12:39:05 AM
I love that Sydney Leathers showed up and chased him through a McDonald's. It's so trash that it's awesome. FTA, she said "she felt like she belonged there." Wowsers.
 
2013-09-11 12:45:49 AM
Wow.

Soooo.... that.....

Wow.

I'll say this: it takes some guts to go through a day like that and not kill your self.
 
2013-09-11 12:46:49 AM
Like a boss.
 
2013-09-11 12:49:36 AM

doglover: Like a boss.


Yeah, THAT'S how you go down in flames. He's set a new standard.

Dude could have been PRESIDENT. And I actually liked the guy before all of the unsolicited sexting shiat came out.
 
2013-09-11 12:58:50 AM
I love that he's apparently texting furiously while he makes his escape.  Or Instagramming his junk, maybe, I don't know.

This is the political Aristocrats!
 
2013-09-11 01:00:43 AM
He's jackin' it right now.
 
2013-09-11 01:00:48 AM
I'm still trying to figure out what would be the best use of his name as a business.

Wiener's Insurance?
Wiener's Plumbing?
Wiener's Landscaping?
Wiener's Pest Control?
Wiener's Gadgets?

Surely you a-holes can think of something ...
 
2013-09-11 01:05:12 AM
How long before the divorce is announced? The wife not being there, and him not mentioning her in his speech, says that him NOT becoming mayor of NYC was the last indignity she was willing to put up with.
 
2013-09-11 01:12:54 AM

shower_in_my_socks: How long before the divorce is announced? The wife not being there, and him not mentioning her in his speech, says that him NOT becoming mayor of NYC was the last indignity she was willing to put up with.


They've probably been doneso for a while now, and holding the public image together for the sake of the campaign.
 
2013-09-11 01:19:54 AM
The Daily Show tomorrow might be epic.
 
2013-09-11 01:20:20 AM
I really would like to stick my fingers into his wife's vagina
 
2013-09-11 01:21:36 AM

HawgWild: I'm still trying to figure out what would be the best use of his name as a business.

Wiener's Insurance?
Wiener's Plumbing?
Wiener's Landscaping?
Wiener's Pest Control?
Wiener's Gadgets?

Surely you a-holes can think of something ...


A hot dog stand franchise. Wiener's wieners.

/Low hanging fruit.
 
2013-09-11 01:21:57 AM
so....what's the next thing he could possibly run for, and how do we somehow nudge this trainwreck into continued motion?
 
2013-09-11 01:22:00 AM

shower_in_my_socks: Dude could have been PRESIDENT


Of the PTA.

Maybe.
 
2013-09-11 01:22:17 AM
God DAMN. He doesn't need a political career but I think he needs a TV show.
 
2013-09-11 01:23:25 AM

cman: I really would like to stick my fingers into his wife's vagina


For some strange reason I find that image disturbing.
 
2013-09-11 01:23:51 AM
....and no further sightings of the stubborn prick, with any luck.
 
2013-09-11 01:24:58 AM
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2013-09-11 01:25:01 AM

shower_in_my_socks: I love that Sydney Leathers showed up and chased him through a McDonald's. It's so trash that it's awesome. FTA, she said "she felt like she belonged there." Wowsers.


I'm sorry all I saw were boobs.
 
2013-09-11 01:25:09 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: God DAMN. He doesn't need a political career but I think he needs a TV show.


With Spitzer? He lost the Comptroller's race. Man, it's weird that NY politics is trending sane recently.
 
2013-09-11 01:26:03 AM

shower_in_my_socks: I love that Sydney Leathers showed up and chased him through a McDonald's. It's so trash that it's awesome. FTA, she said "she felt like she belonged there." Wowsers.


He might as well have sex with her now, well, as soon as it's confirmed she didn't catch HIV from her porn shoot.  I think both his marriage and his political career have sailed.
 
2013-09-11 01:26:53 AM
hahahaha oh my god. It's like an episode of Jerry Springer.
 
2013-09-11 01:32:48 AM

cameroncrazy1984: A Dark Evil Omen: God DAMN. He doesn't need a political career but I think he needs a TV show.

With Spitzer? He lost the Comptroller's race. Man, it's weird that NY politics is trending sane recently.


I would watch the shiat out of The Weiner And Spitzer Show.
 
2013-09-11 01:33:59 AM
Suddenly, I feel a lot better about that class reunion coming up, because there is no way in 10,000 Hells that my stories can compete with this sad sack. Thanks, man, you set a new low bar for folks to compare their woes to...
 
2013-09-11 01:34:47 AM

shower_in_my_socks: doglover: Like a boss.

Yeah, THAT'S how you go down in flames. He's set a new standard.


Here's Weiner as the car drives away

i1277.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-11 01:36:04 AM

Marcus Aurelius: shower_in_my_socks: Dude could have been PRESIDENT

Of the PTA.

Maybe.


People may forget that his career was on fire just a few years ago. By 2010 he had gained a pretty big following, gave great no-nonsense speeches, Bill Clinton had just officiated his wedding, and people were starting to talk about a possible presidential run in 2016. That's what makes this whole thing all the more insane. He gave all that up because he couldn't resist texting d!ck picks to people.
 
2013-09-11 01:40:29 AM
Weiner is too liberal to have ever had a shot at the White House. Even before his overwhelming grossness came out.

The funniest thing about today's results, though, is that Weiner got more votes than the winning Republican candidate.
 
2013-09-11 01:41:36 AM

Pimparoo: Weiner is too liberal to have ever had a shot at the White House. Even before his overwhelming grossness came out.

The funniest thing about today's results, though, is that Weiner got more votes than the winning Republican candidate.


Well, at least there's that, and Di Blasio actually seems to have a decent track record.
 
2013-09-11 01:45:25 AM
The Weiner's post in this thread was funny. :-)
 
2013-09-11 01:46:32 AM
Wee Tony Weiner runs through the town,
Upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown,
Tapping at the windows and crying through the locks,
"Are all the children in their beds? Wanna see my cock?"
 
2013-09-11 01:46:51 AM
Don't go away angry. Just go away,
 
2013-09-11 01:48:19 AM

shower_in_my_socks: People may forget that his career was on fire just a few years ago. By 2010 he had gained a pretty big following, gave great no-nonsense speeches, Bill Clinton had just officiated his wedding, and people were starting to talk about a possible presidential run in 2016. That's what makes this whole thing all the more insane. He gave all that up because he couldn't resist texting d!ck picks to people.


Yeah, the reason a lot of liberals didn't believe the whole dick-pic thing when it first broke wasn't because of partisan blindness but because it was unthinkable that a rising star would sink his career over something so stupid. It'd have been like Obama doing the same in '05, back when everyone was realizing he had a shot at the big time.
 
2013-09-11 01:50:40 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

His career ended in sleaze the same way it began.

There's no future for Stillson.
 
2013-09-11 01:50:51 AM

Marcus Aurelius: cman: I really would like to stick my fingers into his wife's vagina

For some strange reason I find that image disturbing.


She's a bit skinny for me, but I have to concur with cman.
 
2013-09-11 01:51:35 AM
So that's what it looks like when you fark up your second chance.
 
2013-09-11 01:53:21 AM
LordJiro: A hot dog stand franchise. Wiener's wieners.

Beat me to it.

/Low hanging fruit.

Oh, that's why.

Anyway, this story is hilarious, so I'm not too disappointed.
 
2013-09-11 01:55:58 AM

Gunther: Yeah, the reason a lot of liberals didn't believe the whole dick-pic thing when it first broke wasn't because of partisan blindness but because it was unthinkable that a rising star would sink his career over something so stupid. It'd have been like Obama doing the same in '05, back when everyone was realizing he had a shot at the big time.


Nope. Partisan blinders. The justifications they used were entirely focused on ad hominems. A rational look at the statements he made and the info available made it quite clear there was something there. The most fervent ones were the most partisan posters.
 
2013-09-11 01:59:01 AM
Democrats send their perverted disgraces down in flames.

Republicans put them in Congress.
 
2013-09-11 02:00:31 AM

Cozret: So that's what it looks like when you fark up your second chance.


the lib took his second chance too fast and he's outta here for at least 5 years
 
2013-09-11 02:02:55 AM

cman: I really would like to stick my fingers into his wife's vagina



You'll have to fight with Hillary for that privilege.

Do you really think you're up to the challenge?
 
2013-09-11 02:03:02 AM

falcon176: Cozret: So that's what it looks like when you fark up your second chance.

the lib took his second chance too fast and he's outta here for at least 5 years


I think he actually had a shot until the Leathers thing happened, and people realized he had sexted again AFTER resigning for sexting the first time.
 
2013-09-11 02:03:41 AM
A victim of his own hubris. I guess he really thought he could win after all his scandalous actions. Big baby, sore loser, all around piece of shiat.
 
2013-09-11 02:03:55 AM
This guy reminds me of a 12 year old in an adult's body.
 
2013-09-11 02:05:37 AM

Mrbogey: Gunther: Yeah, the reason a lot of liberals didn't believe the whole dick-pic thing when it first broke wasn't because of partisan blindness but because it was unthinkable that a rising star would sink his career over something so stupid. It'd have been like Obama doing the same in '05, back when everyone was realizing he had a shot at the big time.

Nope. Partisan blinders. The justifications they used were entirely focused on ad hominems. A rational look at the statements he made and the info available made it quite clear there was something there. The most fervent ones were the most partisan posters.


Nah, it's not that liberals disbelieved it, it's just that they didn't care right up until the stupid farking lies and stories to cover it up. I don't judge a person's political abilities by their sex lives. If I did that, I'd have to take issue with most great leaders of the last 5000 years. But as soon as they start lying I have an issue.

If he had come out and said "Yeah that was me, and if you had a hog like this you'd be tweeting pics of it too!" his career probably would have taken a hit but recovered. His marriage? Not so much.
 
2013-09-11 02:07:20 AM
He needs to team up with Lindsay Lohan.

Those two really seem made for each other.
 
2013-09-11 02:08:32 AM
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
 
2013-09-11 02:09:19 AM

shower_in_my_socks: I love that Sydney Leathers showed up and chased him through a McDonald's. It's so trash that it's awesome. FTA, she said "she felt like she belonged there." Wowsers.


Also I believe her recent porn stint involved farking a dude who later tested positive for HIV, so maybe she was just trying to tell Weiner to get tested. That would be the real cherry on his shiat sundae.
 
2013-09-11 02:10:48 AM

4tehsnowflakes: shower_in_my_socks: doglover: Like a boss.

Yeah, THAT'S how you go down in flames. He's set a new standard.

Here's Weiner as the car drives away

[i1277.photobucket.com image 765x1024]


Notice how he's aiming that finger...

Back...and to the left...
 
2013-09-11 02:11:53 AM
I hope to god he drifts into obscurity and stays out of the public spotlight from here on out. Not because I have anything personal against him.

I'm just tired of the Weiner joke headlines on Fark and he'd be doing me a great public service by not giving people cause to write them.
 
2013-09-11 02:12:50 AM

RatMaster999: Notice how he's aiming that finger...

Back...and to the left...


Someone who's career was ended by showing his wang to people probably shouldn't go around flipping people off.
 
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