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(Huffington Post)   Giant inflatable colon comes to New York City, because it's used to being near assholes   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 33
    More: Amusing, New York City, New York, colon cancers, Dr. Oz, Crohn's disease, colonoscopy, consciousness  
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2013-09-10 11:39:40 PM  
Keep Anthony Weiner away from that thing.
 
2013-09-10 11:45:43 PM  
And it was just elected mayor.
 
2013-09-11 01:06:41 AM  
"I don't want anything up inside my d*ck," one of the boys shouted to the group, after a quick lesson in colon cancer that apparently didn't sink in.

Journalism.
 
2013-09-11 05:19:54 AM  
media.nj.com

Heh. Ain't that the truth.

Wait, say that first part again.
 
2013-09-11 06:23:54 AM  
Here's the thing. Even if you are into anal sex, you aren't going to be able to identify malignant polyps because unless your partner's pulled open his anus like the goatse man and you've got a flashlight and a tongue depressor, you aren't going to be able to see the farking things.

Go see your doctor. He'll have the tools to look all up in your guts and find your polyps. Your sexual partner, not so much. Unless your sexual partner is also a proctologist, in which case, hey, free colonoscopy.
 
2013-09-11 06:32:22 AM  
12most.com
 
2013-09-11 06:35:06 AM  
img.photobucket.com

Is so there.
 
2013-09-11 06:52:37 AM  
I was expecting this to be an article about Bartolo Colon being in New York.
 
2013-09-11 06:56:03 AM  
A giant shiat-hole. Just like New York.
 
2013-09-11 07:14:55 AM  
I've got a manager who's nose would be right at home in there.
 
2013-09-11 07:17:03 AM  
i26.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-11 07:21:52 AM  
assets.natgeotv.com
 
2013-09-11 07:30:05 AM  
Let's get something straight: New Yorkers are not a$$holes, they may act that way but are not by nature.

What many people don't know is that NYC is an ongoing experiment, dating back to the early 1800's, as the worlds first and largest open-air, free-range, Insane Asylum.

The more you know.
 
2013-09-11 07:39:31 AM  
If it has to be near assholes, they'd set the damn thing up by Yankee Stadium.
 
2013-09-11 07:40:54 AM  
Calling New Yorkers a bunch of assholes on 9/11, Subby? Maximum trolling, asshole.
 
2013-09-11 07:52:29 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: If it has to be near assholes, they'd set the damn thing up by Yankee Stadium.


That or the Mayor's office.
 
2013-09-11 07:53:08 AM  

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Calling New Yorkers a bunch of assholes on 9/11, Subby? Maximum trolling, asshole.


Came for this, etc
 
2013-09-11 07:55:00 AM  
Well, didn't Cristóbal Colón discover New York or America or somethin?
 
2013-09-11 07:56:32 AM  
By "near assholes" you must mean right across the state line from them.
 
2013-09-11 07:56:56 AM  

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Calling New Yorkers a bunch of assholes on 9/11, Subby? Maximum trolling, asshole.


9/11 card is in play.
 
2013-09-11 07:58:35 AM  

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Calling New Yorkers a bunch of assholes on 9/11, Subby? Maximum trolling, asshole.


We found Giuliani's Fark account.
 
2013-09-11 08:00:07 AM  
I hate when the amusing tag is used in reference to the headline and not the story.
 
2013-09-11 08:14:20 AM  

Molavian: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Calling New Yorkers a bunch of assholes on 9/11, Subby? Maximum trolling, asshole.

We found Giuliani's Fark account.


Naaah. I still hate those asshole Yankees.
 
2013-09-11 08:14:29 AM  

sethen320: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Calling New Yorkers a bunch of assholes on 9/11, Subby? Maximum trolling, asshole.

9/11 card is in play.


I think he means that your assholes for still believing the official explanation for 9/11
 
2013-09-11 08:23:32 AM  

Deep Contact: sethen320: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Calling New Yorkers a bunch of assholes on 9/11, Subby? Maximum trolling, asshole.

9/11 card is in play.

I think he means that your assholes for still believing the official explanation for 9/11


My asshole believes what?
 
2013-09-11 08:42:46 AM  
Did they stuff with intestine and baste it in it's own fat?
 
2013-09-11 09:02:23 AM  

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Deep Contact: sethen320: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Calling New Yorkers a bunch of assholes on 9/11, Subby? Maximum trolling, asshole.

9/11 card is in play.

I think he means that your assholes for still believing the official explanation for 9/11

My asshole believes what?


That 19 Saudi Arabian kids with red bandannas defeated a trillion dollar defense system.
 
2013-09-11 09:28:38 AM  

Deep Contact: sethen320: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Calling New Yorkers a bunch of assholes on 9/11, Subby? Maximum trolling, asshole.

9/11 card is in play.

I think he means that your assholes for still believing the official explanation for 9/11


No. I think he was trying to say he believes NYers are excused for acting like dickbags because of 9/11.

Not all NYers are dickbags, but the ones who are dont get excuses.
 
2013-09-11 09:43:57 AM  
I blame the jejunums.
 
2013-09-11 09:56:39 AM  
img.youtube.com
 
2013-09-11 09:58:47 AM  
yankeesmagazine.files.wordpress.com

Again?
 
2013-09-11 10:22:42 AM  
I don't understand, Rudy never left N.Y.
 
2013-09-11 10:30:00 AM  

lilbjorn: [yankeesmagazine.files.wordpress.com image 488x517]

Again?


Gabriel Iglesias plays for the Yankees? Who knew?!
 
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