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(Motor Authority)   What does a $500,000 truck look like? It looks like FARKING AWESOME, that's what (w/pics)   (motorauthority.com) divider line 162
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2013-09-10 10:08:03 PM
About as practical as the Hannibal Twin 8
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2013-09-10 10:09:32 PM
Penis enlargement surgery would be cheaper.
 
2013-09-10 10:12:34 PM
Didn't see a cup holder.
 
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2013-09-10 10:17:14 PM
The only think I've ever seen uglier than that is the Chevy Avalanche.


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2013-09-10 10:20:49 PM
My whelm. It was undered.
 
2013-09-10 10:25:09 PM
Fugly doesn't cover how fugly that truck is.
 
2013-09-10 10:29:24 PM
What's their market? Warlords and Drug Kingpins?
 
2013-09-10 10:33:41 PM
Is Brabus the new Mansory?   I didn't think it was possible to f*ck a "truck" up that poorly...
 
2013-09-10 10:40:11 PM
That truck is uglier than a stomped on 'possum.
 
2013-09-10 10:43:20 PM
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For 500,000 you'd think they'd hire a color consultant that didn't get their degree from Xbox U.
 
2013-09-10 10:47:19 PM

optikeye: For 500,000 you'd think they'd hire a color consultant that didn't get their degree from Xbox U.


Wanted for questioning:

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2013-09-10 11:04:34 PM
It looks like an aborted hummer (if trucks had abortions).
 
2013-09-10 11:07:03 PM
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Seriously. How small would your dick have to be.
 
2013-09-10 11:19:43 PM

vartian: Seriously. How small would your dick have to be.


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2013-09-10 11:58:49 PM
I'm sorry subby but that looks absolutely hideous. And if I ever buy a 6-wheeled vehicle it will cost a tenth that, actually be useful, and called a dually.
 
2013-09-11 12:07:18 AM
A $500,000 truck?

Firetruck?
 
2013-09-11 01:07:21 AM
Ahem.
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2013-09-11 01:16:05 AM

vartian: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 645x349]

Seriously. How small would your dick have to be.


Not only small, but seriously ugly as well.
 
2013-09-11 02:21:01 AM
No wonder Ford conquered the market for pickup trucks....
 
2013-09-11 02:25:47 AM
Did that company hire Lucius Fox as a consultant?

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2013-09-11 02:26:35 AM

NewportBarGuy: What's their market? Warlords and Drug Kingpins?


Honestly, yes. It is.
 
2013-09-11 02:30:04 AM
Meh. I prefer my 2004 Dodge Neon.
 
2013-09-11 02:33:25 AM
I know English is a living language, but since when is "farking awesome" synonymous with "farking ugly"?
 
2013-09-11 02:39:22 AM
Worst slideshow evar
 
2013-09-11 02:41:39 AM
Put a couple pallets of cement in the bed and see how/if it drives.

/Douchemobile
 
2013-09-11 02:45:21 AM
My hammer actually shrank just looking at that picture.
 
2013-09-11 02:45:37 AM
Canyonero? Maibatsu Monstrosity? Dil-Dozer?
 
2013-09-11 02:47:02 AM
Parking that would be a nightmare. You'd be getting dents everywhere you tried to go in the city.
 
2013-09-11 02:48:07 AM
I'm a doomsday prepper with a large wallet and a tiny penis, and I want one so bad, but I'll wait for a V-12. Meh.
 
2013-09-11 02:49:01 AM

vartian: Seriously. How small would your dick have to be.


At this point the dick actually becomes concave, a veritable 'proto-vagina'. This guy's dick is to masculinity what Chyna's clitoris is to femininity. A topographical map of this guy's crotch would only consist of 2-3 blobby concentric circles. This is, in effect, what happens when a dick is divided by zero.
 
2013-09-11 02:50:22 AM
I'd rather have this. Rear mounted F1 engine. 0-100 in like 3 sec.

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2013-09-11 02:52:39 AM
Did they take enough pictures of the wheels?
There are so many more vehicles I would rather own at that price.

It's only worth $500k until you take the sticker off the window.

After that, it's more like $120,000.
 
2013-09-11 02:55:29 AM
Yawn. I are unimpressed.
 
2013-09-11 02:55:44 AM
By farking awesome subby, I assume you mean farking lame. Just like the terrible slideshow. I mean seriously it doesn't even look good.
 
2013-09-11 02:56:33 AM

NFA: The only think I've ever seen uglier than that is the Chevy Avalanche.


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Ahh but look at that sweet bed, you could damn near haul some 8' lumber in that! And holy shiat, is that plastic I see? Nothing says classy ruggedness like large amounts of plastic.
 
2013-09-11 03:03:32 AM
Where have I seen this color scheme before....

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Oh right!

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2013-09-11 03:03:56 AM
For that kind of money it better come with a rather slender redhead who has memorized the Kama Sutra and spotted all the mistakes.
 
2013-09-11 03:05:05 AM
Pictured: what is probably a quite awesome off-road vehicle that will never, ever go off road.

If I somehow had a bajillion bucks and wanted to buy a truck-like thing, I'd go for something more.... expeditionary.
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2013-09-11 03:05:36 AM
It looks ugly as hell.
 
2013-09-11 03:06:09 AM

NFA: The only think I've ever seen uglier than that is the Chevy Avalanche.

[www.instablogsimages.com image 400x300]


Cthulhu would scream like a little girl if confronted by a Chevy Avalanche.  It's geometry is all wrong.
 
2013-09-11 03:06:11 AM
farm8.staticflickr.com
Saw this for only $8900 on Craig's List:    This trucks cummins 8.3 C6TA turbo diesel runs like a swiss watch with no blowby or mechanical issues. It has the bullet proof 12 valve all mechanical engine and the all mechanical automatic Allison transmission that works great as well. Recent Govt. repaint and full service. Oil just changed last week. No mechanical issues. Truck is basically brand new. Tires have less than 1000 miles on them. I have clear Government title. I paid 7k plus auction fees and tax for this truck in addition to recent maintenance. An absolute steal at this price. Unlike others you will see for sale, this one has been recently driven and is good to go. Auction trucks are always a gamble, this one is not. Will NOT sell for less.
 
2013-09-11 03:06:33 AM
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2013-09-11 03:11:32 AM

Gayzilla: Meh. I prefer my 2004 Dodge Neon.


I was about to.... Then read your name.
 
2013-09-11 03:13:04 AM

Zizzowop: Saw this for only $8900 on Craig's List:    This trucks cummins 8.3 C6TA turbo diesel runs like a swiss watch with no blowby or mechanical issues. It has the bullet proof 12 valve all mechanical engine and the all mechanical automatic Allison transmission that works great as well. Recent Govt. repaint and full service. Oil just changed last week. No mechanical issues. Truck is basically brand new. Tires have less than 1000 miles on them. I have clear Government title. I paid 7k plus auction fees and tax for this truck in addition to recent maintenance. An absolute steal at this price. Unlike others you will see for sale, this one has been recently driven and is good to go. Auction trucks are always a gamble, this one is not. Will NOT sell for less.


It's pretty cool that the engine is bullet proof (which is bullshiat), but what about the tires?
 
2013-09-11 03:22:54 AM
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2013-09-11 03:30:50 AM
Does "horrifyingly ugly piece of shiat" get pronounced that way in your native country, subs?

Because that truck is truly ugly.
 
2013-09-11 03:32:17 AM

Zizzowop: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 500x375]
Saw this for only $8900 on Craig's List:    This trucks cummins 8.3 C6TA turbo diesel runs like a swiss watch with no blowby or mechanical issues. It has the bullet proof 12 valve all mechanical engine and the all mechanical automatic Allison transmission that works great as well. Recent Govt. repaint and full service. Oil just changed last week. No mechanical issues. Truck is basically brand new. Tires have less than 1000 miles on them. I have clear Government title. I paid 7k plus auction fees and tax for this truck in addition to recent maintenance. An absolute steal at this price. Unlike others you will see for sale, this one has been recently driven and is good to go. Auction trucks are always a gamble, this one is not. Will NOT sell for less.


lol, I used to drive trucks like that one in the desert.
 
2013-09-11 03:35:27 AM
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2013-09-11 04:02:45 AM
I'll just drive a small car and be SMUG in the fact that my penis still works.
 
2013-09-11 04:04:21 AM

Deathfrogg: [cdn.mos.totalfilm.com image 475x316]


Lookout for the killer cockroaches!
 
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