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(WSBTV)   Police warn of cow named Kevin wandering around near I-675. With pic of what an I-675 might look like   (wsbtv.com) divider line 32
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2013-09-10 11:39:45 PM  
Police are asking interstate drivers to be on the lookout for a cow or a wandering bull.

I think the name "Kevin" would probably help in that determination.
 
2013-09-11 01:08:31 AM  
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/First thing that sprang to mind
//Great flick
 
2013-09-11 01:13:55 AM  
Or, as I call I-675, the road which stopped my then seven-month-old daughter's screaming as we traveled I-285.
 
2013-09-11 01:39:54 AM  
Where's the beef?
 
2013-09-11 01:40:07 AM  
I'm named Kevin and an ex called me a cow, can I sue for proceeds?
 
2013-09-11 01:40:26 AM  

phlegmmo: Police are asking interstate drivers to be on the lookout for a cow or a wandering bull.

I think the name "Kevin" would probably help in that determination.


What do you expect form a Atlanta reporter, they wouldn't know a cow from a bull, but if I had to guess I'd say it was a steer. Kevin seems like too nice a name for a bull.
 
2013-09-11 01:42:26 AM  
A picture of what a shocked resident might look like:

media.cmgdigital.com
 
2013-09-11 01:43:41 AM  
How now brown crunch?
 
2013-09-11 01:47:24 AM  
The crazy thing is that Indians worship these moronic animals.

Here's a video of a sheep trying to teach a cow how to fight. The cow just stands there like a dumb cow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D02F9HeSQbg
 
2013-09-11 01:48:14 AM  
Not a cow, not lost, not anywhere near l-675.
 
2013-09-11 01:49:09 AM  
"Kevin" used to be known around those parts as Kathy....   But she went and got tranny happy and now she parades her big thick "penis" around town for everyone to see.

Shameful what cows are allowed to do these days.  No wonder "Kevin" is wondering around on the highway drunk.
 
2013-09-11 01:50:23 AM  

SpdrJay: "Kevin" used to be known around those parts as Kathy....   But she went and got tranny happy and now she parades her big thick "penis" around town for everyone to see.


Great more artificial hormones in the meat supply.
 
2013-09-11 02:01:35 AM  
I've herd of this kind of cow.
 
2013-09-11 02:04:03 AM  
Did someone say Zombie Cow?
www.studiosystemnews.com
 
2013-09-11 02:28:10 AM  
I thought it was killer whales that were named "Kevin".

/all killer whales
 
2013-09-11 03:07:03 AM  
The bull crap Kevin leaves on the highway is still less crap than the driving ability of the DRIVERS on I-675.

/Fark Clayton County.
//Seen people do things behind the wheel there that makes me wonder how they still have licenses.
 
2013-09-11 03:08:01 AM  
Clerks was a good movie.
 
2013-09-11 03:13:35 AM  
Because I guess everyone knows what a "cow" looks like...
 
2013-09-11 03:19:32 AM  
Kevin?

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-11 05:02:29 AM  
That can't POSSIBLY be a picture of I-675...

I can still see pavement.
 
2013-09-11 05:13:01 AM  
I'd sort of hope that if people saw a cow wandering around on the interstate, they'd call the police and not stop to find out the cow's name first.

Caller: Hi, 14 people have crashed on I-675 to avoid a cow
911: Is the cow's name Kevin?
Caller: [hey, is your name Kevin?]
Cow: Moooo
Caller: I think he said Steve
911: No worries, thanks for calling
 
2013-09-11 06:49:04 AM  

EvilKatGurl: The bull crap Kevin leaves on the highway is still less crap than the driving ability of the DRIVERS on I-675.

/Fark Clayton County.
//Seen people do things behind the wheel there that makes me wonder how they still have licenses.


Ha

/yeah common'
 
2013-09-11 06:54:34 AM  
Maybe he can wander up here to I-575.
 
2013-09-11 07:15:21 AM  

EvilKatGurl: The bull crap Kevin leaves on the highway is still less crap than the driving ability of the DRIVERS on I-675.

/Fark Clayton County.
//Seen people do things behind the wheel there that makes me wonder how they still have licenses.


+1

I wonder what people are going to do when "Kevin" unfurls the "Eat Mor Chikin" banner during rush hour traffic?
 
2013-09-11 07:45:04 AM  
Whew.  Georgia's I-675, not Ohio's.
 
2013-09-11 07:55:17 AM  
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
 
2013-09-11 08:20:49 AM  
Was the cow any relation to Black and Gus?
 
2013-09-11 08:31:06 AM  

FrancoFile: Whew.  Georgia's I-675, not Ohio's.


Or Saginaw, MI's either.
 
2013-09-11 08:47:39 AM  
R.I.P. Kevin

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-11 09:01:32 AM  
My brain went weird, so I'll go with it.  Cowvin Klein

that's it, good day folks.
 
2013-09-11 09:57:35 AM  
That's the exit I get off to go home- never seen Kevin, though.  That's something that'd be hard to miss.

/maybe he is what caused the accident that made me late to work this morning
 
2013-09-11 06:10:35 PM  
Cow on interstate in Georgia = news.
Cow on interstate in Wisconsin = Tuesday.
 
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