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(Billings Gazette)   "The robber took cash, two glass pipes, a bottle of massage oil, a re-chargeable sex toy, a bondage chair and two laptop computers"   (billingsgazette.com) divider line 33
    More: Dumbass, adult bookstore, robbery  
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2013-09-10 07:59:13 PM
We call that "Wednesday".
 
2013-09-10 08:16:16 PM
Someone's going to have a fun night.
 
2013-09-10 08:18:49 PM
Shoot.. a feller could have a pretty good weekend in Las Vegas with all that stuff.
 
2013-09-10 08:45:46 PM

naughtyrev: Someone's going to have a fun night.


Somebody's going to chung his wang?

/If not, it's an expression now.
 
2013-09-10 08:52:10 PM
Someone's going to make a killing in the blackmail market.
 
2013-09-10 08:52:32 PM
oblig

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2013-09-10 08:53:31 PM
Oh, dang, Eddie Adams from Torrance was way ahead of me.
 
2013-09-10 08:54:50 PM

jaytkay: oblig

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DAMN YOU!
 
2013-09-10 08:55:48 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Shoot.. a feller could have a pretty good weekend in Las Vegas with all that stuff.


Hell, why go all the way to Vegas?
 
2013-09-10 09:04:23 PM
So, the party's at his house.
 
2013-09-10 09:12:24 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Shoot.. a feller could have a pretty good weekend in Las Vegas with all that stuff.


Great minds..........
 
2013-09-10 09:14:37 PM

Gyrfalcon: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Shoot.. a feller could have a pretty good weekend in Las Vegas with all that stuff.

Hell, why go all the way to Vegas?


Cus we're about to bomb the commies back to the stone age!
 
2013-09-10 09:20:17 PM
Well, my post has already been taken care of several times over.  Nice job.
 
2013-09-10 09:24:05 PM
Rechargeable?
 
2013-09-10 09:24:35 PM
Answer a survey question to continue reading this content

How 'bout you suck my balls?
 
2013-09-10 09:25:13 PM
I noticed a lot of the singular articles in that list. Pansy.
 
2013-09-10 09:26:21 PM
I can only dream of that woman.
 
2013-09-10 09:26:25 PM
Billings............who knew?!?!
 
2013-09-10 09:28:28 PM
Can't wait to see his Craigslist ad
 
2013-09-10 09:30:22 PM

jtown: Answer a survey question to continue reading this content

How 'bout you suck my balls?


No, dummy. In a survey, they ask YOU questions.

Jeez.
 
2013-09-10 09:31:27 PM
You in the bondage chair,
your friend in a regular one with the sex toy.
(Or switch that, who cares?)

Across from each other, or in separate rooms?

Doesn't matter.

Because you're skyping between the two of you even though you're in the same building/room with the laptops.

Why?

Because you have an insatiable desire to see all your sexual fantasies through a computer monitor.

And you get high as you do it with the glass pipe.

/this game reminds me of Clue
 
2013-09-10 10:22:23 PM
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2013-09-10 10:30:38 PM
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2013-09-10 10:57:20 PM
Sounds like he robbed S^3
 
2013-09-10 11:48:04 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Shoot.. a feller could have a pretty good weekend in Las Vegas with all that stuff.


FTFY
//Wouldn't matter where you are, a good time will be had.
 
2013-09-11 12:06:15 AM
Came for 'The Aristocrats!' .... Leaving completely dejected.

/fark has become disappoint.Complete disappoint.
 
2013-09-11 12:27:37 AM
What? No anal lube ...?
 
2013-09-11 01:40:08 AM
Just let it go man... You don't want to reclaim any of that shiat. Trust me.
 
2013-09-11 07:02:50 AM
<cough>  Aaand where's this store??
 
2013-09-11 09:51:43 AM
Someone has been a naughty boy.  Bring out the gimp!
 
2013-09-11 10:30:04 AM
DNRTF just guessing We-Vibe they are expensive and I think might be a game changer.
 
2013-09-11 12:38:41 PM
What, no butt plug?
 
2013-09-11 02:01:32 PM
Drew?
 
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