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(Daily Mail)   Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that we don't work, we don't drive a car, we don't farking ride in a car, we don't handle money, we don't turn on the oven, and we sure as shiat don't farking sell heroin and oxycodone   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Shabbos, Jewish, Jack Zaibak, Eduard Sorin, Montefiore Medical Center, David Gerowitz, Suboxone, sawed-off shotguns  
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2013-09-10 09:43:00 PM  
3 votes:
"eightballs, dude"
2013-09-10 08:50:17 PM  
2 votes:
That rug really tied the room together
2013-09-10 11:38:17 PM  
1 vote:
The One True TheDavid:

By the way, will a Christian out there please show me where in the Gospels Jesus says to forget the Sabbath and worship on Sunday?

Jesus said to party down every it was resurrection day, like you was havin' an erection-day, can I get a AMEN here brother??!!
(AMEN!) Thank you, brother.
Praise the Lord.
2013-09-10 10:50:34 PM  
1 vote:
Farkin' Brooklyn cops are a bunch of anti-Semites.
2013-09-10 10:46:13 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-09-10 10:36:09 PM  
1 vote:
Dealing on the day of rest? That's over the line.
2013-09-10 10:30:41 PM  
1 vote:
I'm pretty sure Leviticus says it's OK to sell drugs on the Sabbath - as long as your buyers snort it through a ram's horn.
2013-09-10 10:19:00 PM  
1 vote:
Smokey this is not 'Nam, this is dealing. There are rules.
2013-09-10 09:22:11 PM  
1 vote:
What a Mensch.
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