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(Daily Mail)   Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that we don't work, we don't drive a car, we don't farking ride in a car, we don't handle money, we don't turn on the oven, and we sure as shiat don't farking sell heroin and oxycodone   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 7
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2013-09-11 12:08:07 AM
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The One True TheDavid: AverageAmericanGuy: What? They couldn't find a non-Jew to sell for them? Or they couldn't set up an automatic dispensing machine?

Using Shabbos goys is cheating. And vending from a machine is still handling money if it's your machine. So says my favorite Jewish sect, the Karaites. Of course the Karaites (used to?) say that on Shabbos you sit in the dark and freeze. And they're the ones that  allow cheeseburgers.

By the way, will a Christian out there please show me where in the Gospels Jesus says to forget the Sabbath and worship on Sunday?




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I wonder if Jesus approves.
2013-09-10 11:25:37 PM
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AverageAmericanGuy: What? They couldn't find a non-Jew to sell for them? Or they couldn't set up an automatic dispensing machine?


Using Shabbos goys is cheating. And vending from a machine is still handling money if it's your machine. So says my favorite Jewish sect, the Karaites. Of course the Karaites (used to?) say that on Shabbos you sit in the dark and freeze. And they're the ones that  allow cheeseburgers.

By the way, will a Christian out there please show me where in the Gospels Jesus says to forget the Sabbath and worship on Sunday?
2013-09-10 10:28:52 PM
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Five men - Jack Zibak, 28; Jack Zaibak, 24; Eduard Sorin, 38; David Gerowitz, 37; and Philip Mandel, 25 - have been charged with selling drugs from an apartment at 4190 Bedford Ave. in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn, authorities said.

Jack 1:  i.dailymail.co.uk

Jack 2
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Begun the drug dealing clone wars have.
2013-09-10 10:20:03 PM
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So the other gangs don't roll on shabbos?
2013-09-10 10:19:00 PM
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Smokey this is not 'Nam, this is dealing. There are rules.
2013-09-10 08:50:17 PM
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That rug really tied the room together
2013-09-10 08:33:20 PM
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They shoulda known better.  This coming Shabbat, the Holiest of all, they won't be able to, thank the Good Lord & His faithful ally Ceiling Cat (mrrowr!)
 
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