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(Daily Mail)   Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that we don't work, we don't drive a car, we don't farking ride in a car, we don't handle money, we don't turn on the oven, and we sure as shiat don't farking sell heroin and oxycodone   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 36
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2013-09-10 08:33:20 PM
They shoulda known better.  This coming Shabbat, the Holiest of all, they won't be able to, thank the Good Lord & His faithful ally Ceiling Cat (mrrowr!)
 
2013-09-10 08:50:17 PM
That rug really tied the room together
 
2013-09-10 09:22:11 PM
What a Mensch.
 
2013-09-10 09:43:00 PM
"eightballs, dude"
 
2013-09-10 10:19:00 PM
Smokey this is not 'Nam, this is dealing. There are rules.
 
2013-09-10 10:20:03 PM
So the other gangs don't roll on shabbos?
 
2013-09-10 10:22:57 PM
Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs
 
2013-09-10 10:26:30 PM
Jack Zibak, 28; Jack Zaibak, 24;

When these guys met each other, it was just a vowel between them.
 
2013-09-10 10:28:52 PM
Five men - Jack Zibak, 28; Jack Zaibak, 24; Eduard Sorin, 38; David Gerowitz, 37; and Philip Mandel, 25 - have been charged with selling drugs from an apartment at 4190 Bedford Ave. in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn, authorities said.

Jack 1:  i.dailymail.co.uk

Jack 2
i.dailymail.co.uk

Begun the drug dealing clone wars have.
 
2013-09-10 10:30:41 PM
I'm pretty sure Leviticus says it's OK to sell drugs on the Sabbath - as long as your buyers snort it through a ram's horn.
 
2013-09-10 10:31:03 PM
But let me ask you this: if i fart in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it smell?
 
2013-09-10 10:34:28 PM
Am I going to hell because I read that with an old man Jewish New Yorker voice in my head?
 
2013-09-10 10:36:01 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: But let me ask you this: if i fart in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it smell?


Did your fart wipe out all life in the forest??
 
2013-09-10 10:36:08 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: But let me ask you this: if i fart in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it smell?


The fart of the soul smelleth to Heaven, my son.
 
2013-09-10 10:36:09 PM
Dealing on the day of rest? That's over the line.
 
2013-09-10 10:43:20 PM
www.nobodygoeshere.com
/Obligatory
 
2013-09-10 10:44:18 PM
What? They couldn't find a non-Jew to sell for them? Or they couldn't set up an automatic dispensing machine?

You're slipping, guys.
 
2013-09-10 10:46:11 PM

Danger Avoid Death: The more you eat the more you fart: But let me ask you this: if i fart in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it smell?

Did your fart wipe out all life in the forest??


No. Bit i ate smokehouse almonds so it smells like a camp fire.
 
2013-09-10 10:46:13 PM
images3.cinema.de

/obscure?
 
2013-09-10 10:47:58 PM
Shut the Fark up Donnie, you're out of your element.
 
2013-09-10 10:50:34 PM
Farkin' Brooklyn cops are a bunch of anti-Semites.
 
2013-09-10 11:13:17 PM
Those are Roxy pills in the picture, I am guessing 30mg IR's.
 
2013-09-10 11:25:37 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: What? They couldn't find a non-Jew to sell for them? Or they couldn't set up an automatic dispensing machine?


Using Shabbos goys is cheating. And vending from a machine is still handling money if it's your machine. So says my favorite Jewish sect, the Karaites. Of course the Karaites (used to?) say that on Shabbos you sit in the dark and freeze. And they're the ones that  allow cheeseburgers.

By the way, will a Christian out there please show me where in the Gospels Jesus says to forget the Sabbath and worship on Sunday?
 
2013-09-10 11:38:17 PM
The One True TheDavid:

By the way, will a Christian out there please show me where in the Gospels Jesus says to forget the Sabbath and worship on Sunday?

Jesus said to party down every day.like it was resurrection day, like you was havin' an erection-day, can I get a AMEN here brother??!!
(AMEN!) Thank you, brother.
Praise the Lord.
 
2013-09-10 11:53:24 PM
Hell that stuff sells itself.... no party foul.
 
2013-09-11 12:08:07 AM

The One True TheDavid: AverageAmericanGuy: What? They couldn't find a non-Jew to sell for them? Or they couldn't set up an automatic dispensing machine?

Using Shabbos goys is cheating. And vending from a machine is still handling money if it's your machine. So says my favorite Jewish sect, the Karaites. Of course the Karaites (used to?) say that on Shabbos you sit in the dark and freeze. And they're the ones that  allow cheeseburgers.

By the way, will a Christian out there please show me where in the Gospels Jesus says to forget the Sabbath and worship on Sunday?




www.thetorahinhaiku.com
I wonder if Jesus approves.
 
2013-09-11 12:17:13 AM
I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you do not- Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, Asian-american, please.
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2013-09-11 12:28:07 AM
I don't get why this is news.

The One True TheDavid: By the way, will a Christian out there please show me where in the Gospels Jesus says to forget the Sabbath and worship on Sunday?


He didn't say anything about Sunday, but largely ignored/broke laws concerning the Sabbath. The Sunday thing came later, but is not considered the Sabbath.
 
2013-09-11 03:04:36 AM
Oy, they may keep the Sabbath, but they never call, they never write!

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2013-09-11 05:17:56 AM

The One True TheDavid: AverageAmericanGuy: What? They couldn't find a non-Jew to sell for them? Or they couldn't set up an automatic dispensing machine?

Using Shabbos goys is cheating. And vending from a machine is still handling money if it's your machine. So says my favorite Jewish sect, the Karaites. Of course the Karaites (used to?) say that on Shabbos you sit in the dark and freeze. And they're the ones that  allow cheeseburgers.


Had no clue about Karaites - go figure.
 
2013-09-11 06:02:24 AM

nucal: The One True TheDavid: AverageAmericanGuy: What? They couldn't find a non-Jew to sell for them? Or they couldn't set up an automatic dispensing machine?

Using Shabbos goys is cheating. And vending from a machine is still handling money if it's your machine. So says my favorite Jewish sect, the Karaites. Of course the Karaites (used to?) say that on Shabbos you sit in the dark and freeze. And they're the ones that  allow cheeseburgers.

Had no clue about Karaites - go figure.


I just learned about them myself a week or so ago. I submitted a story about how they are having trouble fitting in in Israel due to their rejection of the rabbinical order.
 
2013-09-11 07:02:01 AM
You don't farking TAKE perks if you're a jew either.  They aren't kosher
 
2013-09-11 09:08:45 AM
I just want to know why the hell there needs to be so many separate words/spellings for the same damn concept: shabbos, shabbat, shobos, sabbath, etc... I never know which one to go with... It's like trying to spell Gaddafi!
 
2013-09-11 10:55:08 AM

RobSeace: I just want to know why the hell there needs to be so many separate words/spellings for the same damn concept: shabbos, shabbat, shobos, sabbath, etc... I never know which one to go with... It's like trying to spell Gaddafi!


For the exact same reason... totally different alphabet, so you come up with something that sounds the same and spell it out however.  Sorta like threw and through - although in this case it is to show 2 different meanings...
 
2013-09-11 01:58:20 PM

DubtodaIll: Dealing on the day of rest? That's over the line.


MARK IT ZERO!
 
2013-09-11 05:46:37 PM
Samos Shabbas or Erb Shabbas?
 
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