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(The Smoking Gun)   The husband, in the kitchen, with the chicken wings   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 27
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4761 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Sep 2013 at 7:21 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-10 06:28:46 PM  
Chicken wing trifecta in play.

"I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.  I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.  I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.  I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings....."

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2013-09-10 06:30:30 PM  
Clear evidence of fowl play.
 
2013-09-10 06:33:13 PM  
If you're going to batter women, try to keep it simple

/flour and water, some salt and pepper
//dip to coat
 
2013-09-10 07:13:13 PM  
Wait, so, was she battered at the same time as the chicken wings, or were the chicken wings the batter?
 
2013-09-10 07:23:14 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: If you're going to batter women, try to keep it simple

/flour and water, some salt and pepper
//dip to coat


Do you give her an egg wash first?
 
2013-09-10 07:25:31 PM  
What were the charges brought against the husband? The Bird is the word.
 
2013-09-10 07:26:41 PM  
I'm going to guess it was a BEER batter, in this case.
 
2013-09-10 07:33:10 PM  
+1 internets for subby. Excellent headline

/DNRFA
/1+2+1+1
 
2013-09-10 07:34:19 PM  
Here in Georgia that's considered foreplay.
 
2013-09-10 07:34:51 PM  
I'm sure Col. Mustard was involved somehow.
 
2013-09-10 07:35:36 PM  
Florida man, Florida man
Does whatever a Florida man can.
 
2013-09-10 07:35:49 PM  
"Hey, leave me out of this!"
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2013-09-10 07:36:08 PM  
Another chicken wing thread!?
Can we all agree that $1.00/wing is way too much?
 
2013-09-10 07:40:55 PM  
"he was tired of the marriage and all the fighting so he tried to leave only to be stopped by Darlene."

My ex was like that, whenever she got in the mood for a good fight, I would simply leave the house to let her cool off. Mother of GOD that would piss her off! After me leaving a couple times, she started blocking my path so I couldn't. There was a few times I had to give it all I had to shove her out of the doorway so I could get out. (she was a tough little bugger) Some women seem to love drama.

That being said, I find it odd that the cop arrested this guy, had the shoe been on the other foot and the woman was prevented from leaving the house, bowl of chicken wings or not the guy would go to jail on false imprisonment charges.
 
2013-09-10 07:50:15 PM  
Real chicken wings arn't battered. And always blue cheese on the side, never ranch dressing.
From Buffalo.
 
2013-09-10 07:53:05 PM  
Was this altercation scripted?

No, they was just wingin it.
 
2013-09-10 08:00:53 PM  
Don't get me wrong. I'm all for a little S&M once in a while, but there's just too much violence in the kitchen nowadays. Y'all got yer: battered fish; smothered chicken; beaten eggs; whipped cream; blackened sole...
 
2013-09-10 08:01:23 PM  

billybobtoo: Real chicken wings arn't battered. And always blue cheese on the side, never ranch dressing.
From Buffalo.


I grew up near Buffalo, always had blue cheese on them but since moving to Texas I have to say, ranch dressing has grown on me and I prefer it to blue cheese.
 
2013-09-10 08:46:20 PM  

Kygz: Another chicken wing thread!?
Can we all agree that $1.00/wing is way too much?


Used to pay $3.00 for 5 lbs of frozen wings at Peters Supermarket - I swear it was Love Canal Chicken.  ALL mis-shapen and weird colors.
Cook 'em and eat 'em - just . . . not too many of 'em or for too many times.  I meal per week.  Let the toxins flow and the rad's dissipate.
 
2013-09-10 08:53:02 PM  

I want your skull: MaudlinMutantMollusk: If you're going to batter women, try to keep it simple

/flour and water, some salt and pepper
//dip to coat

Do you give her an egg wash first?


I washed her eggs, alright

/nudge, nudge, wink, wink
 
2013-09-10 09:33:01 PM  
Those poor wings
 
2013-09-10 11:07:13 PM  
I volunteer at Tempura House, it's a group home for lightly battered women.
 
2013-09-11 12:37:04 AM  
Brine with just a bit of ire.

Dip in a bit of disdain for your fellow man.

Roll in a bit of anger.

Dip and roll again.

Use whatever sauce you want.  The wings are embodied with awesome taste with just a bit of hatred.  Fun watching people eat my chicken.

Not exactly the greatest example, but google "Final Boss Chicken" and find the youtube video.

/I never seem to get enough victims, I mean people to try them
 
2013-09-11 12:59:56 AM  
On a side note, FARK seems to be going hardcore with trying to push its ads.

Pages are timing out because they cannot display the ads.

Really Drew?  I see the trash on the side and have no care for the other crap you try to foist upon us in the name of profit.  And what is sad is that I am not even using a script or ad blocker.

Your squirrel can die in the farthest reaches of hell.  Perhaps you need to find another stream of revenue other than sponsored ads (which I really don't mind - strange how they do not show up on my home machines) and the forced crap advertisements.

I see everything in the side bar.  I just am not getting whatever other crap you are trying to push.  Some of the stuff in the sidebar is amusing.  (talking about the products, not the way I can add $1000 to my social security check with on simple whatever the hell it is).

/end rant
 
2013-09-11 07:55:16 AM  
www.nashvillescene.com
 
2013-09-11 12:51:20 PM  

ReapTheChaos: billybobtoo: Real chicken wings arn't battered. And always blue cheese on the side, never ranch dressing.
From Buffalo.

I grew up near Buffalo, always had blue cheese on them but since moving to Texas I have to say, ranch dressing has grown on me and I prefer it to blue cheese.


In Abilene, all delicacies are served with a vat of Ranch dressing on the side.

/fellow Abilenian
//in fact I am bored
///more churches please!!
 
2013-09-11 10:35:04 PM  
If only George Zimmerman had tried chicken wings instead of beating up his father in law and threatening his ex with his handgun.
 
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