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(Daily Kos)   Hey, did you hear about the thousands of Teabagger patriots who were going to take over Washington DC today? Take a look at the photo documentation of their effort to TAKE AMERICA BACK   (dailykos.com) divider line 251
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2013-09-10 06:07:12 PM
LOL
 
2013-09-10 06:11:41 PM
I hope they played Eli the Barrow Boy!
 
2013-09-10 06:11:49 PM
The Tea-Party rally and pro-gay-conversion rally should team up.

They could double their attendance to 20, maybe 30 people!
 
2013-09-10 06:25:34 PM
Their batteries ran out before they got to the Mall?
 
2013-09-10 06:27:53 PM
"They were planning on using tractor-trailers to block the roads into and out of the city. The trailers would also serve as temporary jail facilities in which to hold members of Congress and other officials who didn't comply with their demands. They were not going to be armed themselves, but planned to have an armed citizen's militia waiting in the wings in Virginia to come and save them if authorities in DC became violent "

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-10 06:29:43 PM
So, they gave a revolution and nobody came?

/need to start putting RSVP on those invites, guys
 
2013-09-10 06:30:55 PM
That's amazing. I wish they had had thousands, even tens of thousands show up, and then only managed to capture and imprison one politician in their makeshift jail. Maybe it'd spark a huge domestic crisis but wow would that be hilarious. Especially if it was a Republican they caught.

If they got Obama I wonder what the security services would do. I wonder what the racist, paranoid and delusional mob would do to him.

These are the thoughts that I must sleep on.
 
2013-09-10 06:33:30 PM
hahahahaha!


Hey, everybody show up on September 9 and protest...something! Everybody: *crickets*
 
2013-09-10 06:35:05 PM
filmbalaya.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-10 06:38:08 PM
www.mastermousepatrol.com
 
2013-09-10 06:40:42 PM
Their echo-chamber is so dense and so prolific that they believe there must be MILLIONS of people out there like them.
 
2013-09-10 06:42:22 PM
Were they just expecting the tractor-trailers to show up like in a Simpson's cartoon?
 
2013-09-10 06:42:57 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-10 06:43:46 PM
But to be fair, you can't tell from that wide shot how many people showed up to this thing. I mean, what were they really expecting?
 
2013-09-10 06:44:43 PM
graphics8.nytimes.com
I sense a trend
 
2013-09-10 06:45:43 PM

spongeboob: Were they just expecting the tractor-trailers to show up like in a Simpson's cartoon?


25.media.tumblr.com

"It's a party Marge. It doesn't have to make sense!"
 
IP
2013-09-10 06:45:49 PM
Their (his?) Facebook page is a children's treasury of derp.  And of FB commenters making fun of them.  Go have a peek.
 
2013-09-10 06:47:12 PM
 
2013-09-10 06:48:32 PM

Confabulat: [www.mastermousepatrol.com image 650x568]


just Googled that picture after years of seeing it on Fark and supposedly there are 10-15 people behind the camera eye roll Yes 13-19 people are going to eat off that cake and 3 and a half subs, and the majority of people would be hiding behind the camera.
 
2013-09-10 06:50:02 PM
Oh I get it. They are all wearing Mossy Oak's new camo pattern, Nasty&Neglected Park Grass®.
 
2013-09-10 06:51:28 PM

spongeboob: Confabulat: [www.mastermousepatrol.com image 650x568]

just Googled that picture after years of seeing it on Fark and supposedly there are 10-15 people behind the camera eye roll Yes 13-19 people are going to eat off that cake and 3 and a half subs, and the majority of people would be hiding behind the camera.


I've always found the woman in the doorway to be fascinating. Like, what's going on in her head? The eyes, the sagging cheeks, the face that hasn't seen a smile in decades, the way she just slouches against the doorway. What's her deal?
 
2013-09-10 06:53:15 PM

Cake Hunter: I hope they played Eli the Barrow Boy!


Or We Both Go Down Together as the two homophobes that attended gave into their forbidden desire and sucked each other off
 
2013-09-10 06:54:55 PM
Damnit!  They killed half the grass!
 
2013-09-10 06:56:01 PM
Well duh. You think those folks are going to revolt and miss out on Taco Tuesday?
 
2013-09-10 06:56:40 PM

IP: Their (his?) Facebook page is a children's treasury of derp.  And of FB commenters making fun of them.  Go have a peek.


Sigh I had to it was like you triple dog dared me, Anyways some highlights
From day two The Senate must by end of Day pass by a 3/4th vote for OUR Anti-Bribery Amendment (not a bill to be later forgotten) so neither politicians nor political parties will be paid or get campaign contributions to change our laws.
c. The Senate must pass by a 3/4th vote on OUR American Equality Amendment to insure ALL Politicians hereafter obey ALL our own laws without any retirements except towards current public programs open to all United States citizens.


Day 4   Once these actions are done to our satisfaction by Congress, Congress will hear from each and every one of us, and address our complaints with the high regard and dignity due us. They will work through the weekend, and every day thereafter until we are all heard. If Congress had permitted us our Redress of Grievances, maybe then they wouldn't need to hear so many of us!!!

Since our politicians will NOT want to do these things without the threat of dire consequences, we MUST do this ourselves. That is YOUR JOB. -To come to DC and do what Congress will not. (If you cannot make it due to a job or health, then it is YOUR DUTY to send someone in your place and insure they arrive.) We CAN do it with BIG NUMBERS, which means we need YOU to be there for a common goal. Boots on the ground people!!!
Everyone shall bring chairs, water, medical supplies, old fashioned cameras w/o memory cards, earplugs, and fire extinguishers to include dealing with the LRAD, tear gas, drones, and other 'peaceful' military weapons used by our local police to stop our Right to Peacefully Assemble. We ask all people with Handicap Parking Passes to bring their passes and 'adopt-a-truck' to ensure the trucks don't get tickets while bringing us our necessary supplies for a long Assembly.
 
2013-09-10 06:56:58 PM
s3.amazonaws.com

Not even Photoshop can save you now!
 
2013-09-10 06:57:56 PM
I told you we should have booked The Decemberists!
 
2013-09-10 06:59:09 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

"I'm from the Tea Party and I'm here to help... C'mon, Stop laughing! This is serious. I'm taking back my country, dammit!! Aw fark it, where's the nearest Cheesecake Factory? I'll go liberate that instead."
 
2013-09-10 06:59:16 PM
We are NOT going to ask congress to Impeach Obama And HIS Administration,
We ARE going to DEMAND it!


Impeach him for what? Being black?
 
2013-09-10 06:59:32 PM
lol the pic at the end is priceless
 
2013-09-10 07:01:17 PM
Maybe they perfected stealth Hoverounds.
 
2013-09-10 07:01:21 PM

keylock71: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 470x616]

"I'm from the Tea Party and I'm here to help... C'mon, Stop laughing! This is serious. I'm taking back my country, dammit!! Aw fark it, where's the nearest Cheesecake Factory? I'll go liberate that instead."


You mock him, but he's got over four thousand confirmed kills. Damned liberal commies.
 
2013-09-10 07:01:27 PM
Well, I did have more trouble than usual finding parking up near DuPont.

Maybe they're all up here, taking in the "local culture".
 
2013-09-10 07:01:38 PM

Hideously Gigantic Smurf: [s3.amazonaws.com image 484x503]

Not even Photoshop can save you now!


they are there, you just can't see 'em.
what self respecting Teatard wouldn't show up to a lynching without wearing camouflage?
 
2013-09-10 07:02:19 PM

scottydoesntknow: spongeboob: Confabulat: [www.mastermousepatrol.com image 650x568]

just Googled that picture after years of seeing it on Fark and supposedly there are 10-15 people behind the camera eye roll Yes 13-19 people are going to eat off that cake and 3 and a half subs, and the majority of people would be hiding behind the camera.

I've always found the woman in the doorway to be fascinating. Like, what's going on in her head? The eyes, the sagging cheeks, the face that hasn't seen a smile in decades, the way she just slouches against the doorway. What's her deal?


Looks like she would rather be anywhere else.
 
2013-09-10 07:02:58 PM

spongeboob: IP: Their (his?) Facebook page is a children's treasury of derp.  And of FB commenters making fun of them.  Go have a peek.

Sigh I had to it was like you triple dog dared me, Anyways some highlights
From day two The Senate must by end of Day pass by a 3/4th vote for OUR Anti-Bribery Amendment (not a bill to be later forgotten) so neither politicians nor political parties will be paid or get campaign contributions to change our laws.
c. The Senate must pass by a 3/4th vote on OUR American Equality Amendment to insure ALL Politicians hereafter obey ALL our own laws without any retirements except towards current public programs open to all United States citizens.

Day 4   Once these actions are done to our satisfaction by Congress, Congress will hear from each and every one of us, and address our complaints with the high regard and dignity due us. They will work through the weekend, and every day thereafter until we are all heard. If Congress had permitted us our Redress of Grievances, maybe then they wouldn't need to hear so many of us!!!

Since our politicians will NOT want to do these things without the threat of dire consequences, we MUST do this ourselves. That is YOUR JOB. -To come to DC and do what Congress will not. (If you cannot make it due to a job or health, then it is YOUR DUTY to send someone in your place and insure they arrive.) We CAN do it with BIG NUMBERS, which means we need YOU to be there for a common goal. Boots on the ground people!!!
Everyone shall bring chairs, water, medical supplies, old fashioned cameras w/o memory cards, earplugs, and fire extinguishers to include dealing with the LRAD, tear gas, drones, and other 'peaceful' military weapons used by our local police to stop our Right to Peacefully Assemble. We ask all people with Handicap Parking Passes to bring their passes and 'adopt-a-truck' to ensure the trucks don't get tickets while bringing us our necessary supplies for a long Assembly.


Also on that page:
Teabagger: Where are the patriots!?
Reply: in New England.
 
2013-09-10 07:05:00 PM

propasaurus: Sad Trombone


Fail horn
 
2013-09-10 07:05:42 PM
Nope, never heard of it.

Apparently neither has google

You're at the point of making stuff up to be outraged about subby? OK.
 
2013-09-10 07:06:08 PM

keylock71: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 470x616]

"I'm from the Tea Party and I'm here to help... C'mon, Stop laughing! This is serious. I'm taking back my country, dammit!! Aw fark it, where's the nearest Cheesecake Factory? I'll go liberate that instead."


The lapel pin completes the outfit
 
2013-09-10 07:06:41 PM

SenorBenedict: keylock71: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 470x616]

"I'm from the Tea Party and I'm here to help... C'mon, Stop laughing! This is serious. I'm taking back my country, dammit!! Aw fark it, where's the nearest Cheesecake Factory? I'll go liberate that instead."

You mock him, but he's got over four thousand confirmed kills. Damned liberal commies.


well eating four thousand cheesecakes is a kind of an accomplishment
 
2013-09-10 07:06:43 PM

feckingmorons: Nope, never heard of it.

Apparently neither has google

You're at the point of making stuff up to be outraged about subby? OK.


Cmon now, delusional retards of any persuasion are always worth some mocking. This is Fark after all.
 
2013-09-10 07:07:20 PM
I'll bet they had full clips in their guns, too.
 
2013-09-10 07:07:24 PM

keylock71: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 470x616]

"I'm from the Tea Party and I'm here to help... C'mon, Stop laughing! This is serious. I'm taking back my country, dammit!! Aw fark it, where's the nearest Cheesecake Factory? I'll go liberate that instead."


He needs a new chins strap.
 
2013-09-10 07:08:00 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-10 07:08:22 PM

SenorBenedict: ou mock him, but he's got over four thousand confirmed kills.


Well yeah, you got to get 4 thousand kills to unlock the extended mag. Or maybe it's the acog scope. i can never remember.
 
2013-09-10 07:09:15 PM

feckingmorons: Nope, never heard of it.

Apparently neither has google

You're at the point of making stuff up to be outraged about subby? OK.


I think you fail at telling the difference between mockery and outrage.
 
2013-09-10 07:10:26 PM
Damn had to leave some all-caps troll-bait on that FB page. Sorry, just home from work and cracked a beer.
 
2013-09-10 07:11:03 PM

feckingmorons: Nope, never heard of it.

Apparently neither has google

You're at the point of making stuff up to be outraged about subby? OK.


Really? This search works

/do you have to lie about something as simple as a google search?
 
2013-09-10 07:12:06 PM

cameroncrazy1984: I think you fail at telling the difference between mockery and outrage.


It's hard to comprehend mockery when you are filled 24/7 with outrage.
 
2013-09-10 07:12:37 PM
I think I found the Wikipedia article about this.
 
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