Mugato: All lewd activity needs to be moved inside the church. Preferably in the rectory.
roadkillontheweb: Were they pissed because he didn't drop anything in the collection basket?
untaken_name: No, it happened on Sunday.
CptnSpldng: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x300]
DarkSoulNoHope: untaken_name: No, it happened on Sunday.Dammit, I was going to point this out!/Shabbos is on Saturday people!//Christians are doing it on the start of the week, not the end of it :)
untaken_name: Anti-semites are now changing calendars to start the week on Monday, just to support this heresy. Not sure if you've seen that yet, but the old 'hey, look at a calendar - Saturday is the last day of the week?' doesn't always work anymore.
Mugato: untaken_name: Anti-semites are now changing calendars to start the week on Monday, just to support this heresy. Not sure if you've seen that yet, but the old 'hey, look at a calendar - Saturday is the last day of the week?' doesn't always work anymore.Seinfeld: "he's one of these guys that anything goes wrong in life, he blames it on anti-Semitism. You know what I mean, the spaghetti's not al dente? Cook's an anti-Semite. Loses a bet on a horse. Secretariat? Anti-Semitic. Doesn't get a good seat at the temple. Rabbi? Anti-Semite."
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