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(Think Progress)   In today's George Zimmerman thread we learn that he did have his gun on him when he confronted his wife and he smashed an iPad that had a video of the altercation   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 50
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2013-09-10 05:05:11 PM
17 votes:
JUSTICE 4 iPAD
2013-09-10 04:51:07 PM
12 votes:
His father in law was coming at him.

Typical thug. He's lucky Zimmerman didn't protect himself. Father in law probably has pictures on Facebook doing gang signs and I BET he smoked weed sometime in his past.
2013-09-10 07:58:36 PM
10 votes:
Justice for iPad
kec8irlufurlhy5n.zippykid.netdna-cdn.com
2013-09-10 04:44:25 PM
6 votes:
Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.
2013-09-10 07:56:01 PM
3 votes:
If we can't live in a world where a guy can kill a kid for being black in a white neighborhood and then pistol-whip his wife when she wants to divorce him, then what kind of world can we have?
2013-09-10 07:47:00 PM
3 votes:
freak7: Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.

I happen to know, based on thousands of Zimmerman threads, that 911 is not only no authority but it is perfectly legal to ignore them outright. I can then feel secure in knowing that lying to them means nothing.
2013-09-10 05:06:26 PM
3 votes:
We have SWAT teams that kill civilians every day for no reason whatsoever, and we can't get one to take this guy out?

Really?
2013-09-10 10:27:06 PM
2 votes:
Domestic dispute or not, Zim is a hero.  He saw a black kid walking around and said 'not on my watch'.
2013-09-10 08:42:19 PM
2 votes:

freak7: Uranus Is Huge!: [img189.imageshack.us image 247x333]

OMFG that's gruesome.


knightnews.com
img.fark.net
2013-09-10 08:25:05 PM
2 votes:

gimmegimme: WARNING!  PIC AS GRAPHIC AS ZIMMERMAN'S PHOTOS.  EWWWWW!


Looks like he was Hit By, he was Struck By - A George Zimmerman

*bass line*
2013-09-10 08:20:58 PM
2 votes:

freak7: Just like the Trayvon case, you can't stand the facts getting in the way of your wild ass speculation.


So, you think it actually is true that Zimmerman will sleep with you? Because that's the only thing I made a comment on, which makes your reply say quite a bit. Still, as much as you might think it is true, I still say Zimmerman, as odd as he is, has higher standards and isn't going to sleep with you.
2013-09-10 07:59:50 PM
2 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-09-10 07:58:59 PM
2 votes:
was it a black iPad?

/not my joke
2013-09-10 07:52:45 PM
2 votes:
Lets all start spreading a rumor that Shellie was banging Trayvon and that George killed him when he found out.
2013-09-10 07:41:23 PM
2 votes:

freak7: 1. Shellie claimed that George punched her father in the face and that he had a "mark" and that it looked like his nose was broken. The police found no indication that the father had been struck. The father also declined in pressing charges for this phantom assault.

2. Shellie was on the phone with 911 when the police arrived on scene. She told the operator that the police were there and that George was in his car. The police say that George was standing on the lawn when they arrived.

3. Shellie claimed in the 911 call that George had his hand on his gun and was patting it, daring her to come closer. No gun was found on George. She then changed her story to say that she never saw a gun.

Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.


Give it up dude. Zimmerman is never going to sleep with you.
2013-09-10 07:35:43 PM
2 votes:

mediablitz: Smashed an iPad? THERE WILL BE BLOOD


But look what it was wearing

www.carbonfibergear.com
2013-09-10 07:33:53 PM
2 votes:
You guys are jerks.  Have you ever considered the possibility that Zimmerman was just defending himself against the iPad?
2013-09-10 07:27:57 PM
2 votes:
ANOTHER Zimmerman thread?

I'll get the liquor ready
i.imgur.com

And the oil
i.imgur.com
2013-09-10 07:10:14 PM
2 votes:
The ironing will be delicious when he's convicted of a felony and no longer allowed to own a penis, I mean gun.
2013-09-10 06:42:23 PM
2 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.

IIRC, you said you had him favorited as "terrified white man" a while back.  That might have something to do with it.


The joke's on you. I met him. He's actually a 6'5" black hermaphrodite.

Ask him about his time in prison. It'll curl your hair.
2013-09-10 05:09:09 PM
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.

You're right, the evidence totally pointed to Trayvon starting the fight. Right? Hey, where are you going?


i1214.photobucket.com
2013-09-10 04:57:02 PM
2 votes:
If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.
2013-09-10 04:56:05 PM
2 votes:

ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.


Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his
2013-09-10 10:02:49 PM
1 votes:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Can anybody give me directions to the gangbang?


You don't know where your mom lives?
2013-09-10 09:42:00 PM
1 votes:
I bet it was a black iPad
2013-09-10 09:14:02 PM
1 votes:
Obama said "If I had an iPad it would look like that one."
2013-09-10 08:49:04 PM
1 votes:
A friend of mine tried to force one out one time...and i kid you not....he unloaded at LEAST 2 lbs.

That's not a shart...that was full-on "oops i thought it was a fart but i had to poo instead".

Made him ride in the bed of the truck on the way home. He threw his shorts in the sewer and had to hose himself off.

He said that the truck was bumpy in the back and just made it squish.
2013-09-10 08:43:22 PM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-09-10 08:40:24 PM
1 votes:

Kit Fister: Uranus Is Huge!:

I've had worse shaving


I bet. But why the hell are you shaving the bridge of your nose in the first place?
2013-09-10 08:34:12 PM
1 votes:

HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!

eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.

Thats a great idea.

Since the smokehouse almonds made my farts smell like a campfire, a little apple and cinnamon will add a nice seasonal twang to the hang time.

wait... better idea... apples and cinnamon oatmeal, and put some real maple syrup in it... that will make it not only thick but sweet on the hang.

Yes! And the oatmeal will add some bass...it'll go from the "rrrRRRIIIP!" kind to one of those "POP! POP! POP!" types too.

aaah another commonsewer like myself...

Indeed. My favorites are the ones i call the rumbling zippers. They start off deep and full of bass...put pick up velocity as they go and end with a nice up-swept note followed by a squeak.

My worst was absolutely silent, but cleared the apartment.
My funniest was one that started as a pop,pop,pop, then led into a rubble, and finally a high pitched squeek.. twice (the squeek).


The popping ones are usually when seated on a hard surface.

The finishing high squeak is definitely hilarious...but i prefer a finishing squeak with just a momentary loud POP right at the end.

My worst was in the shower. It easily and completely over powered the shower gel, and even the CAT kinda looked at me with an odd look and trotted out the room and sneezed.
2013-09-10 08:23:38 PM
1 votes:

Kit Fister: DoctorCal: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?

I got this.

Good taste


Doc has great taste ;)
2013-09-10 08:23:31 PM
1 votes:

freak7: George Zimmerman's wife is asking that he pay for a permanent life insurance policy with her named as the beneficiary, according to a divorce petition made public Friday.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Link


Why aren't you using your old account? Land on too many ignore lists?
2013-09-10 08:13:36 PM
1 votes:
ihoodie.net
2013-09-10 08:05:42 PM
1 votes:
Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!
2013-09-10 08:03:48 PM
1 votes:

God-is-a-Taco: MFAWG:
No, I just think you should be able to walk down the street without worrying about some guy chasing you and shooting you.

That's all I want, really.

[Location: Seattle ]

Do the daily murders between people, often black, in the poorer regions of the US offend you that much? Or is there just not enough of an emotional investment since you can't feel empowered by taking The Man down a few pegs?

Which dangerous area do you live in, anyway?
Location: Seattle

Oh, one of those people.  Don't worry, I respect your crusade of anti-racism from your white neighborhood with the occasional Asian.


"No!  No!  I live on that one street with all the people of color because I can't stand the sterile, safe neighborhoods full of racist white people and I love the vim and vigor and life that only the poor, crime-ridden ghettos can provide!  Also, I don't even own a TV!"
2013-09-10 08:00:50 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: skylabdown: Oh yeah, the dude who is was found not guilty is actually guilty according to Fark.  Sorry, I forgot about the change to our jurisprudence laws.

OJ was found not guilty.


OJ was innocent.  He and I have been looking for the real killers every weekend.  Well, mostly just me since the man locked him up again.
2013-09-10 07:59:59 PM
1 votes:
No seriously. I ate some of those smokehouse almonds and now I cant stop farting.

Smells like a campfire in here.
2013-09-10 07:55:40 PM
1 votes:

MFAWG: God-is-a-Taco: Only soccer moms and chronic sufferers of white guilt (so strong that Zimmerman is white) care about this non-story.
Trayvon is dead. Zimmerman is not guilty of murdering him.

You're not after #justice, you're after vengeance.

No, I just think you should be able to walk down the street without worrying about some guy chasing you and shooting you.

That's all I want, really.


ZIMMERMAN BROKE NO LAWS! WHARRGRRRRBL!

SAINT ZIMMERMAN IS AKIN TO A RAPE VICTIM WHARRGRRRRBL!
2013-09-10 07:47:52 PM
1 votes:

mediablitz: His father in law was coming at him.

Typical thug. He's lucky Zimmerman didn't protect himself. Father in law probably has pictures on Facebook doing gang signs and I BET he smoked weed sometime in his past.


I bet it was the weed that caused all of this. Who cares about some unarmed kid getting shot if there is some chance of the weed. You hit it on the head and all these dopes should be shotgunned straight to the joint.
2013-09-10 07:42:37 PM
1 votes:
I don't care about GZ. I don't care about Trayvon. I do enjoy a nice trainwreck.


All Aboard!
2013-09-10 07:37:01 PM
1 votes:
Whar Purple Drank, WHAR??????
2013-09-10 07:36:42 PM
1 votes:
i7.photobucket.com
too early to troll?
2013-09-10 07:26:50 PM
1 votes:

ginandbacon: nekom: My poor, poor liver.

I know hon.

gilgigamesh: Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.

IIRC, you said you had him favorited as "terrified white man" a while back.  That might have something to do with it.

The joke's on you. I met him. He's actually a 6'5" black hermaphrodite.

Ask him about his time in prison. It'll curl your hair.

Now I am intrigued. I honestly have no idea why I ignored him. Knowing me it was because my sarcasm meter was broken.


Wait a while and he'll probably remind you
2013-09-10 06:31:30 PM
1 votes:
My poor, poor liver.
2013-09-10 05:35:24 PM
1 votes:

ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.

IIRC, you said you had him favorited as "terrified white man" a while back.  That might have something to do with it.

HAHAHA must have been a rape or divorce thread ;)

I should make notes though. I have a like three people farkied. You are Pillow Fight.

We had a virtual pillow fight?

YOU DON'T REMEMBER??????? *sobs*

I'm gin you ignorant slut.


Oh.  Yes - gin.  Of course.  How are you these days?  We sure had alot of fun, didn't we?  You know, I kept meaning to call you, but I lost your number and we never seem to cross paths.  You look good, though.  Really good.
2013-09-10 05:30:03 PM
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.

IIRC, you said you had him favorited as "terrified white man" a while back.  That might have something to do with it.

HAHAHA must have been a rape or divorce thread ;)

I should make notes though. I have a like three people farkied. You are Pillow Fight.

We had a virtual pillow fight?


YOU DON'T REMEMBER??????? *sobs*

I'm gin you ignorant slut.
2013-09-10 05:10:46 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Benevolent Misanthrope: cameroncrazy1984: Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.

You're right, the evidence totally pointed to Trayvon starting the fight. Right? Hey, where are you going?

[i1214.photobucket.com image 238x179]

I just like lighting matches.


I have butter and salt.
i943.photobucket.com
2013-09-10 05:09:01 PM
1 votes:
Killed a thug kid carrying skittles and tea? No problem

Punched his father in law and threatened his wife? Okay

Smashed an iPad? THERE WILL BE BLOOD
2013-09-10 05:04:32 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.

You're right, the evidence totally pointed to Trayvon starting the fight. Right? Hey, where are you going?


To get some popcorn for this thread.

/they were both assholes who could have easily avoided the situation to begin with
2013-09-10 05:03:02 PM
1 votes:

Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.


You're right, the evidence totally pointed to Trayvon starting the fight. Right? Hey, where are you going?
 
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