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(Think Progress)   In today's George Zimmerman thread we learn that he did have his gun on him when he confronted his wife and he smashed an iPad that had a video of the altercation   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 371
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2013-09-10 04:44:25 PM  
Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.
 
2013-09-10 04:51:07 PM  
His father in law was coming at him.

Typical thug. He's lucky Zimmerman didn't protect himself. Father in law probably has pictures on Facebook doing gang signs and I BET he smoked weed sometime in his past.
 
2013-09-10 04:56:05 PM  
WTF does this guy have on the local yokels that the cops keep farking up investigations in his favor?
 
2013-09-10 04:56:05 PM  

ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.


Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his
 
2013-09-10 04:57:02 PM  
If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.
 
2013-09-10 05:03:02 PM  

Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.


You're right, the evidence totally pointed to Trayvon starting the fight. Right? Hey, where are you going?
 
2013-09-10 05:04:32 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.

You're right, the evidence totally pointed to Trayvon starting the fight. Right? Hey, where are you going?


To get some popcorn for this thread.

/they were both assholes who could have easily avoided the situation to begin with
 
2013-09-10 05:05:11 PM  
JUSTICE 4 iPAD
 
2013-09-10 05:06:26 PM  
We have SWAT teams that kill civilians every day for no reason whatsoever, and we can't get one to take this guy out?

Really?
 
2013-09-10 05:08:13 PM  

Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD


LULZ
 
2013-09-10 05:09:01 PM  
Killed a thug kid carrying skittles and tea? No problem

Punched his father in law and threatened his wife? Okay

Smashed an iPad? THERE WILL BE BLOOD
 
2013-09-10 05:09:09 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.

You're right, the evidence totally pointed to Trayvon starting the fight. Right? Hey, where are you going?


i1214.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-10 05:09:46 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: cameroncrazy1984: Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.

You're right, the evidence totally pointed to Trayvon starting the fight. Right? Hey, where are you going?

[i1214.photobucket.com image 238x179]


I just like lighting matches.
 
2013-09-10 05:09:49 PM  

Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD


goddamnitall! I just had to scroll down a LITTLE BIT.

*sulks in corner*
 
2013-09-10 05:10:46 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Benevolent Misanthrope: cameroncrazy1984: Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.

You're right, the evidence totally pointed to Trayvon starting the fight. Right? Hey, where are you going?

[i1214.photobucket.com image 238x179]

I just like lighting matches.


I have butter and salt.
i943.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-10 05:12:12 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Benevolent Misanthrope: cameroncrazy1984: Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.

You're right, the evidence totally pointed to Trayvon starting the fight. Right? Hey, where are you going?

[i1214.photobucket.com image 238x179]

I just like lighting matches.


You little pyro.
 
2013-09-10 05:16:46 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: cameroncrazy1984: Benevolent Misanthrope: cameroncrazy1984: Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.

You're right, the evidence totally pointed to Trayvon starting the fight. Right? Hey, where are you going?

[i1214.photobucket.com image 238x179]

I just like lighting matches.

You little pyro.


It's 5:16, i'm off in 14 minutes and I don't come back to work until next Monday. I need something fun for when I get home.
 
2013-09-10 05:18:37 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his


Hold me.
 
2013-09-10 05:20:54 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ


I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.
 
2013-09-10 05:25:44 PM  

ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.


IIRC, you said you had him favorited as "terrified white man" a while back.  That might have something to do with it.
 
2013-09-10 05:27:39 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.

IIRC, you said you had him favorited as "terrified white man" a while back.  That might have something to do with it.


HAHAHA must have been a rape or divorce thread ;)

I should make notes though. I have a like three people farkied. You are Pillow Fight.
 
2013-09-10 05:28:54 PM  

ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.

IIRC, you said you had him favorited as "terrified white man" a while back.  That might have something to do with it.

HAHAHA must have been a rape or divorce thread ;)

I should make notes though. I have a like three people farkied. You are Pillow Fight.


We had a virtual pillow fight?
 
2013-09-10 05:30:03 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.

IIRC, you said you had him favorited as "terrified white man" a while back.  That might have something to do with it.

HAHAHA must have been a rape or divorce thread ;)

I should make notes though. I have a like three people farkied. You are Pillow Fight.

We had a virtual pillow fight?


YOU DON'T REMEMBER??????? *sobs*

I'm gin you ignorant slut.
 
2013-09-10 05:35:24 PM  

ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.

IIRC, you said you had him favorited as "terrified white man" a while back.  That might have something to do with it.

HAHAHA must have been a rape or divorce thread ;)

I should make notes though. I have a like three people farkied. You are Pillow Fight.

We had a virtual pillow fight?

YOU DON'T REMEMBER??????? *sobs*

I'm gin you ignorant slut.


Oh.  Yes - gin.  Of course.  How are you these days?  We sure had alot of fun, didn't we?  You know, I kept meaning to call you, but I lost your number and we never seem to cross paths.  You look good, though.  Really good.
 
2013-09-10 05:47:03 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.

IIRC, you said you had him favorited as "terrified white man" a while back.  That might have something to do with it.

HAHAHA must have been a rape or divorce thread ;)

I should make notes though. I have a like three people farkied. You are Pillow Fight.

We had a virtual pillow fight?

YOU DON'T REMEMBER??????? *sobs*

I'm gin you ignorant slut.

Oh.  Yes - gin.  Of course.  How are you these days?  We sure had alot of fun, didn't we?  You know, I kept meaning to call you, but I lost your number and we never seem to cross paths.  You look good, though.  Really good.


I'm okay  but so ready to transition into sweater weather. I have had it up to my eyeballs with 99 degree days and 88 degree nights. How YOU doin????
 
2013-09-10 05:52:20 PM  

ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.


He's a really smart guy who says what I can only assume is intentionally dumb stuff. A lot.
 
2013-09-10 05:58:15 PM  

kxs401: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.

He's a really smart guy who says what I can only assume is intentionally dumb stuff. A lot.


I put a whole bunch of people on ignore during the last election and in various threads that brought out the MRAs in droves and I've been revisiting my list these days. Nabb1 is farking hilarious though so he's back in my fold. 

(I'm quite sure he couldn't care less, but there it is.)
 
2013-09-10 06:22:57 PM  
Lucky for me I just purchased a five pound bag of pistachios.
 
2013-09-10 06:31:30 PM  
My poor, poor liver.
 
2013-09-10 06:38:58 PM  
His lawyer is trying to atone for his guilty conscience.
 
2013-09-10 06:40:55 PM  
Weeeeeeeeeee!
 
2013-09-10 06:42:23 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.

IIRC, you said you had him favorited as "terrified white man" a while back.  That might have something to do with it.


The joke's on you. I met him. He's actually a 6'5" black hermaphrodite.

Ask him about his time in prison. It'll curl your hair.
 
2013-09-10 07:10:14 PM  
The ironing will be delicious when he's convicted of a felony and no longer allowed to own a penis, I mean gun.
 
2013-09-10 07:16:32 PM  

nekom: My poor, poor liver.


I know hon.

gilgigamesh: Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.

IIRC, you said you had him favorited as "terrified white man" a while back.  That might have something to do with it.

The joke's on you. I met him. He's actually a 6'5" black hermaphrodite.

Ask him about his time in prison. It'll curl your hair.


Now I am intrigued. I honestly have no idea why I ignored him. Knowing me it was because my sarcasm meter was broken.
 
2013-09-10 07:26:50 PM  

ginandbacon: nekom: My poor, poor liver.

I know hon.

gilgigamesh: Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.

IIRC, you said you had him favorited as "terrified white man" a while back.  That might have something to do with it.

The joke's on you. I met him. He's actually a 6'5" black hermaphrodite.

Ask him about his time in prison. It'll curl your hair.

Now I am intrigued. I honestly have no idea why I ignored him. Knowing me it was because my sarcasm meter was broken.


Wait a while and he'll probably remind you
 
2013-09-10 07:27:57 PM  
ANOTHER Zimmerman thread?

I'll get the liquor ready
i.imgur.com

And the oil
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-10 07:31:54 PM  

Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.


So someone being dead at the hands of this guy is which one of those exactly?
 
2013-09-10 07:33:23 PM  
Why do you guys care about this?
 
2013-09-10 07:33:53 PM  
You guys are jerks.  Have you ever considered the possibility that Zimmerman was just defending himself against the iPad?
 
2013-09-10 07:34:06 PM  
That biatch is such a liar, she's even got GZ's lawyer admitting that GZ was stroking his gun during the incident. You know, so it "didn't move."
 
2013-09-10 07:34:33 PM  
They let Zimmerman go to balance out for OJ.
 
2013-09-10 07:34:41 PM  
1. Shellie claimed that George punched her father in the face and that he had a "mark" and that it looked like his nose was broken. The police found no indication that the father had been struck. The father also declined in pressing charges for this phantom assault.

2. Shellie was on the phone with 911 when the police arrived on scene. She told the operator that the police were there and that George was in his car. The police say that George was standing on the lawn when they arrived.

3. Shellie claimed in the 911 call that George had his hand on his gun and was patting it, daring her to come closer. No gun was found on George. She then changed her story to say that she never saw a gun.

Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.
 
2013-09-10 07:34:42 PM  
Good thing he destroyed the iPad.  As we all learned in movies, if you destroy the display mechanism of an computer box it deletes all data and stops functioning.  It doesn't stay in some sort of internal SD storage that can then be recovered pretty easily.
 
2013-09-10 07:34:46 PM  

Disgruntled Goat: Why do you guys care about this?


Wh... Who guys? People on Fark?

People here kind of... talk about the news?
 
2013-09-10 07:35:03 PM  
If I never saw another George Zimmerman's name again that would be just fine.
 
2013-09-10 07:35:05 PM  
The article is all supposition. So, pretty much as trumped up as the wife's claims.
 
2013-09-10 07:35:09 PM  
I have no idea if he's innocent on this or not. As a guy who's butt was saved more than once by a recording when my ex tried the same kind of thing in a divorce I'm really looking forward to finding out what was on it.

If he did what he was accused of than he should face charges. If she made it up she should face charges. Either way whoever is lying should face charges. As a security person I am greatly amused about the idea of smashing the ipad to destroy the evidence.

/I love evidence :)
 
2013-09-10 07:35:34 PM  
Zimmerman is just MISUNDERSTOOD!
 
2013-09-10 07:35:43 PM  

mediablitz: Smashed an iPad? THERE WILL BE BLOOD


But look what it was wearing

www.carbonfibergear.com
 
2013-09-10 07:36:01 PM  

freak7: 1. Shellie claimed that George punched her father in the face and that he had a "mark" and that it looked like his nose was broken. The police found no indication that the father had been struck. The father also declined in pressing charges for this phantom assault.

2. Shellie was on the phone with 911 when the police arrived on scene. She told the operator that the police were there and that George was in his car. The police say that George was standing on the lawn when they arrived.

3. Shellie claimed in the 911 call that George had his hand on his gun and was patting it, daring her to come closer. No gun was found on George. She then changed her story to say that she never saw a gun.

Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.


Have you seen the pictures of the father-in-law?  He looks just like Zimmerman did on Martin Night.  Like he went ten rounds with a mountain lion.
 
2013-09-10 07:36:09 PM  

Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.


Nah, even in those circumstances, the Florida prosecutor still couldn't have gotten a conviction.
 
2013-09-10 07:36:42 PM  
i7.photobucket.com
too early to troll?
 
2013-09-10 07:37:01 PM  
Whar Purple Drank, WHAR??????
 
2013-09-10 07:39:04 PM  
Only soccer moms and chronic sufferers of white guilt (so strong that Zimmerman is white) care about this non-story.
Trayvon is dead. Zimmerman is not guilty of murdering him.

You're not after #justice, you're after vengeance.
 
2013-09-10 07:39:27 PM  
Zimmerman gives people a bad name.
 
2013-09-10 07:39:36 PM  

ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.


*cuddles*
 
2013-09-10 07:40:16 PM  

Oh shiat, Taffy is back on HLN.

Even better, Nancy Grace is taking George's side.

Now, #Zimmerman's wife is reportedly changing her story & will not press charges. Why?

- Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) September 10, 2013
 
2013-09-10 07:41:23 PM  

freak7: 1. Shellie claimed that George punched her father in the face and that he had a "mark" and that it looked like his nose was broken. The police found no indication that the father had been struck. The father also declined in pressing charges for this phantom assault.

2. Shellie was on the phone with 911 when the police arrived on scene. She told the operator that the police were there and that George was in his car. The police say that George was standing on the lawn when they arrived.

3. Shellie claimed in the 911 call that George had his hand on his gun and was patting it, daring her to come closer. No gun was found on George. She then changed her story to say that she never saw a gun.

Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.


Give it up dude. Zimmerman is never going to sleep with you.
 
2013-09-10 07:42:37 PM  
I don't care about GZ. I don't care about Trayvon. I do enjoy a nice trainwreck.


All Aboard!
 
2013-09-10 07:42:42 PM  
Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.

CameronCrazy: You're right, the evidence totally pointed to Trayvon starting the fight. Right? Hey, where are you going?


Weather Kiss: To get some popcorn for this thread.

/they were both assholes who could have easily avoided the situation to begin with


Yeah - you know that whole theory - if you consistently have run-ins with (various) people the asshole might be you?
That
 
2013-09-10 07:43:07 PM  

EngineerAU: Give it up dude. Zimmerman is never going to sleep with you.


Just like the Trayvon case, you can't stand the facts getting in the way of your wild ass speculation.
 
2013-09-10 07:43:44 PM  

LasersHurt: Disgruntled Goat: Why do you guys care about this?

Wh... Who guys? People on Fark?

People here kind of... talk about the news?


This is a local domestic matter. Were it anyone else, it would barely make the local paper. Again, why do you care? And why do you consider this newsworthy? How does it affect your lives in any way?
 
2013-09-10 07:43:59 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Wait a while and he'll probably remind you


Ahahaha!
 
2013-09-10 07:44:52 PM  

freak7: EngineerAU: Give it up dude. Zimmerman is never going to sleep with you.

Just like the Trayvon case, you can't stand the facts getting in the way of your wild ass speculation.


Just out of curiosity, do you think it's normal for someone to be arrested as many times as Zimmerman has been?
 
2013-09-10 07:45:01 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: Only soccer moms and chronic sufferers of white guilt (so strong that Zimmerman is white) care about this non-story.
Trayvon is dead. Zimmerman is not guilty of murdering him.

You're not after #justice, you're after vengeance.


No, I just think you should be able to walk down the street without worrying about some guy chasing you and shooting you.

That's all I want, really.
 
2013-09-10 07:46:13 PM  

Disgruntled Goat: LasersHurt: Disgruntled Goat: Why do you guys care about this?

Wh... Who guys? People on Fark?

People here kind of... talk about the news?

This is a local domestic matter. Were it anyone else, it would barely make the local paper. Again, why do you care? And why do you consider this newsworthy? How does it affect your lives in any way?


There isn't a single story on this website that is directly effecting me. It newsworthy because George Zimmerman is notorious. It's not news, it's fark.com.

Why does the public's fascination with this person bother you?
 
2013-09-10 07:46:23 PM  

Disgruntled Goat: LasersHurt: Disgruntled Goat: Why do you guys care about this?

Wh... Who guys? People on Fark?

People here kind of... talk about the news?

This is a local domestic matter. Were it anyone else, it would barely make the local paper. Again, why do you care? And why do you consider this newsworthy? How does it affect your lives in any way?


Are you new to Fark?
 
2013-09-10 07:46:58 PM  

Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*


*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?
 
2013-09-10 07:47:00 PM  
freak7: Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.

I happen to know, based on thousands of Zimmerman threads, that 911 is not only no authority but it is perfectly legal to ignore them outright. I can then feel secure in knowing that lying to them means nothing.
 
2013-09-10 07:47:37 PM  

gimmegimme: Just out of curiosity, do you think it's normal for someone to be arrested as many times as Zimmerman has been?


He was arrested recently?
 
2013-09-10 07:47:43 PM  

Disgruntled Goat: LasersHurt: Disgruntled Goat: Why do you guys care about this?

Wh... Who guys? People on Fark?

People here kind of... talk about the news?

This is a local domestic matter. Were it anyone else, it would barely make the local paper. Again, why do you care? And why do you consider this newsworthy? How does it affect your lives in any way?


When you have your surrogates mount a concentrated PR campaign and solicit donations for your defense you become a public figure.
 
2013-09-10 07:47:52 PM  

mediablitz: His father in law was coming at him.

Typical thug. He's lucky Zimmerman didn't protect himself. Father in law probably has pictures on Facebook doing gang signs and I BET he smoked weed sometime in his past.


I bet it was the weed that caused all of this. Who cares about some unarmed kid getting shot if there is some chance of the weed. You hit it on the head and all these dopes should be shotgunned straight to the joint.
 
2013-09-10 07:48:51 PM  
Oh yeah, the dude who is was found not guilty is actually guilty according to Fark.  Sorry, I forgot about the change to our jurisprudence laws.
 
2013-09-10 07:50:04 PM  

Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD


You laugh, but had Obama been an iPad, Jorge would have knifed him.
 
2013-09-10 07:51:00 PM  

skylabdown: Oh yeah, the dude who is was found not guilty is actually guilty according to Fark.  Sorry, I forgot about the change to our jurisprudence laws.


He's probably guilty of destruction of property for breaking the iPad. Unless it was his. And assuming he did it.
 
2013-09-10 07:52:20 PM  

SmittyBGKY: mediablitz: His father in law was coming at him.

Typical thug. He's lucky Zimmerman didn't protect himself. Father in law probably has pictures on Facebook doing gang signs and I BET he smoked weed sometime in his past.

I bet it was the weed that caused all of this. Who cares about some unarmed kid getting shot if there is some chance of the weed. You hit it on the head and all these dopes should be shotgunned straight to the joint.


I see that!
 
2013-09-10 07:52:45 PM  
Lets all start spreading a rumor that Shellie was banging Trayvon and that George killed him when he found out.
 
2013-09-10 07:54:03 PM  

LasersHurt: skylabdown: Oh yeah, the dude who is was found not guilty is actually guilty according to Fark.  Sorry, I forgot about the change to our jurisprudence laws.

He's probably guilty of destruction of property for breaking the iPad. Unless it was his. And assuming he did it.


I'm guessing he got it for her to help keep track of that 6 figure fund they both lied about having.
 
2013-09-10 07:54:10 PM  
In other news, i just farted.
 
2013-09-10 07:55:40 PM  

MFAWG: God-is-a-Taco: Only soccer moms and chronic sufferers of white guilt (so strong that Zimmerman is white) care about this non-story.
Trayvon is dead. Zimmerman is not guilty of murdering him.

You're not after #justice, you're after vengeance.

No, I just think you should be able to walk down the street without worrying about some guy chasing you and shooting you.

That's all I want, really.


ZIMMERMAN BROKE NO LAWS! WHARRGRRRRBL!

SAINT ZIMMERMAN IS AKIN TO A RAPE VICTIM WHARRGRRRRBL!
 
2013-09-10 07:55:44 PM  
skylbdown: Oh yeah, the dude who is was found not guilty is actually guilty according to Fark.  Sorry, I forgot about the change to our jurisprudence laws.

No, the dude who was found not guilty was found not guilty by a jury largely due to a lack of evidence to support an alternate theory of the events. And, do recall, it wasn't a "given" verdict at the outset, either.

Our "jurisprudence laws" have been written to ensure the idea that it is better for one guilty person to walk than to jail one who is innocent.

I am okay with this concept - it does not mean I have to change my adult mind that Mr Zimmerman bears some culpability for his actions - and that he seems not to have gotten that message.
 
2013-09-10 07:55:54 PM  

ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?


Sure whatcha want?
 
2013-09-10 07:56:01 PM  
If we can't live in a world where a guy can kill a kid for being black in a white neighborhood and then pistol-whip his wife when she wants to divorce him, then what kind of world can we have?
 
2013-09-10 07:56:14 PM  

freak7: gimmegimme: Just out of curiosity, do you think it's normal for someone to be arrested as many times as Zimmerman has been?

He was arrested recently?


Zimmerman has been caught up in the system a hell of a lot more than Martin was.

Aren't you sick of paying for all of the police to deal with his multiple domestic violence incidents?  The doctor bills for the cop he assaulted?  Fiscal conservatives have to point out what a waste this guy has been.
 
2013-09-10 07:57:05 PM  

skylabdown: Oh yeah, the dude who is was found not guilty is actually guilty according to Fark.  Sorry, I forgot about the change to our jurisprudence laws.


OJ was found not guilty.
 
2013-09-10 07:57:11 PM  
Aside from all the known lies in the 911 call, the most telling comment is Shellie's last comment.....

SZ: There is this women in there...Oh my God.

Nothing to see here, just a spiteful jealous fatty.
 
2013-09-10 07:57:59 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: WTF does this guy have on the local yokels that the cops keep farking up investigations in his favor?


Well I heard that he lined up like 10 black guys and shot them all in the head execution-style just to threaten his wife.
 
2013-09-10 07:58:36 PM  
Justice for iPad
kec8irlufurlhy5n.zippykid.netdna-cdn.com
 
2013-09-10 07:58:58 PM  

freak7: Aside from all the known lies in the 911 call, the most telling comment is Shellie's last comment.....

SZ: There is this women in there...Oh my God.

Nothing to see here, just a spiteful jealous fatty.


Have you seen the Georgie-breaks-the-iPad video?  The major structural damage Georgie did to his father-in-law's face?
 
2013-09-10 07:58:59 PM  
was it a black iPad?

/not my joke
 
2013-09-10 07:59:12 PM  

skylabdown: Oh yeah, the dude who is was found not guilty is actually guilty according to Fark.  Sorry, I forgot about the change to our jurisprudence laws.


26 words that convey no information.

Are you trying to state that being found 'not guilty' in a court of law means that the accused is innocent? Weird. I wonder why juries don't find people 'innocent'.

Also,

philly.barstoolsports.com

and

a.abcnews.com

appreciate your faith in them.
 
2013-09-10 07:59:50 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-09-10 07:59:59 PM  
MFAWG:
No, I just think you should be able to walk down the street without worrying about some guy chasing you and shooting you.

That's all I want, really.


[Location: Seattle ]

Do the daily murders between people, often black, in the poorer regions of the US offend you that much? Or is there just not enough of an emotional investment since you can't feel empowered by taking The Man down a few pegs?

Which dangerous area do you live in, anyway?
Location: Seattle

Oh, one of those people.  Don't worry, I respect your crusade of anti-racism from your white neighborhood with the occasional Asian.
 
2013-09-10 07:59:59 PM  
No seriously. I ate some of those smokehouse almonds and now I cant stop farting.

Smells like a campfire in here.
 
2013-09-10 08:00:18 PM  

gimmegimme: Aren't you sick of paying for all of the police to deal with his multiple domestic violence incidents?  The doctor bills for the cop he assaulted?


What domestic violence incidents? Oh, you must be talking about his ex-fiance claiming domestic violence in a request for a restraining order. Convenient that you leave out that George also requested a restraining order, that both were granted, and George was never actually charged with domestic violence.

Relying on the media for the truth will burn you almost every time.
 
2013-09-10 08:00:50 PM  

Mugato: skylabdown: Oh yeah, the dude who is was found not guilty is actually guilty according to Fark.  Sorry, I forgot about the change to our jurisprudence laws.

OJ was found not guilty.


OJ was innocent.  He and I have been looking for the real killers every weekend.  Well, mostly just me since the man locked him up again.
 
2013-09-10 08:01:21 PM  
You know, I was willing to give the guy a benefit of the doubt on shooting (trayvon HAD pinned the guy, after all) - but this reaks of either letting the publicity go to the guy's ego (Ala, susan boyle) or actually being a nutter. OTOH, divorce is a pretty messy thing for most people, and not exactly a calm one usually.
 
2013-09-10 08:01:37 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: MFAWG:
No, I just think you should be able to walk down the street without worrying about some guy chasing you and shooting you.

That's all I want, really.

[Location: Seattle ]

Do the daily murders between people, often black, in the poorer regions of the US offend you that much? Or is there just not enough of an emotional investment since you can't feel empowered by taking The Man down a few pegs?

Which dangerous area do you live in, anyway?
Location: Seattle

Oh, one of those people.  Don't worry, I respect your crusade of anti-racism from your white neighborhood with the occasional Asian.


What part of "people should be able to walk safely" somehow implied to you a double standard?

Ah, yes, your butthurt.
 
2013-09-10 08:01:42 PM  

gimmegimme: The major structural damage Georgie did to his father-in-law's face?


Are you aware that the police released a statement that they observed no signs of an injury to the father's face? Again, step out of the thread, learn the facts, and then resume comments.
 
2013-09-10 08:01:48 PM  

freak7: 1. Shellie claimed that George punched her father in the face and that he had a "mark" and that it looked like his nose was broken. The police found no indication that the father had been struck. The father also declined in pressing charges for this phantom assault.

2. Shellie was on the phone with 911 when the police arrived on scene. She told the operator that the police were there and that George was in his car. The police say that George was standing on the lawn when they arrived.

3. Shellie claimed in the 911 call that George had his hand on his gun and was patting it, daring her to come closer. No gun was found on George. She then changed her story to say that she never saw a gun.

Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.



Want to know how I know you didn't RTFA?
 
2013-09-10 08:02:50 PM  

Fibro: Want to know how I know you didn't RTFA?


He's one of those "loud, ignorant, and proud" types. He doesn't need to know what he's talking about to know he's right.
 
2013-09-10 08:03:23 PM  
That Chris Rock video, "How not to get beaten by the police" has an essential lesson about this incident: "If a woman is mad at you, there's nothing she'd like to see more than you getting your ass kicked."
 
2013-09-10 08:03:48 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: MFAWG:
No, I just think you should be able to walk down the street without worrying about some guy chasing you and shooting you.

That's all I want, really.

[Location: Seattle ]

Do the daily murders between people, often black, in the poorer regions of the US offend you that much? Or is there just not enough of an emotional investment since you can't feel empowered by taking The Man down a few pegs?

Which dangerous area do you live in, anyway?
Location: Seattle

Oh, one of those people.  Don't worry, I respect your crusade of anti-racism from your white neighborhood with the occasional Asian.


"No!  No!  I live on that one street with all the people of color because I can't stand the sterile, safe neighborhoods full of racist white people and I love the vim and vigor and life that only the poor, crime-ridden ghettos can provide!  Also, I don't even own a TV!"
 
2013-09-10 08:04:19 PM  

Fibro: Want to know how I know you didn't RTFA?


I've read plenty of articles that give the facts of the incident. Do the same and get back with me.

Start with this one
 
2013-09-10 08:04:21 PM  
As an outsider this Zimmerman/Trayvon case is mystifying.

On one side you have someone who looks like a Zeta cartel member. On the other you have someone of African origin.

But somehow white people are to blame?
 
2013-09-10 08:04:33 PM  

freak7: gimmegimme: Aren't you sick of paying for all of the police to deal with his multiple domestic violence incidents?  The doctor bills for the cop he assaulted?

What domestic violence incidents? Oh, you must be talking about his ex-fiance claiming domestic violence in a request for a restraining order. Convenient that you leave out that George also requested a restraining order, that both were granted, and George was never actually charged with domestic violence.

Relying on the media for the truth will burn you almost every time.


I guess you're right.  He's just been in the wrong place at the wrong time for the past decade.  Will you at least admit that Zimmy's father-in-law is going to need the same reconstructive surgery and nose physical therapy that Zimmy did?  The picture is just as damning.
 
2013-09-10 08:05:30 PM  
Guy should be in jail.

That said, if he has met all the requirments then I don't care if he is carrying.

I don't agree with it. I think they guy has a rambo complex but his mother in law changing her story makes me think that maybe she is just trying to get the guy in trouble because of his past.

Again I do not like this guy but that is no reason to deny him his rights.

If you had to use your weapon (jury said you were right) do you think you should lose that right?

I still think he murdered that kid. However the right wing has taught alot of believers that getting a good ol' fashion ass kicking = self preservation and justifies using deadly force.

Dude got his ass kicked for sticking his nose where it didn't belong because he thinks he is a tough guy.

I love my guns but using them does not make me John Wayne. If you cannot handle an ass kicking then don't go looking for one. If you are leagally armed AVOID any conflicts and by all means do not start one.

This guy got away with murder and should not be allowed to carry. But the law is the law and we must all respect it.

/sad
 
2013-09-10 08:05:42 PM  
Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!
 
2013-09-10 08:06:46 PM  

Kit Fister: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?

Sure whatcha want?


A BUCKET OF GIN!
 
2013-09-10 08:07:29 PM  

ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?

Sure whatcha want?

A BUCKET OF GIN!


I have Hendrick's.
 
2013-09-10 08:07:35 PM  
tripleseven:
ZIMMERMAN BROKE NO LAWS! WHARRGRRRRBL!


I... do you even know what you're saying here?
I don't even have a response to this "insult", so have a 4chan picture

oi39.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-10 08:07:55 PM  

freak7: gimmegimme: The major structural damage Georgie did to his father-in-law's face?

Are you aware that the police released a statement that they observed no signs of an injury to the father's face? Again, step out of the thread, learn the facts, and then resume comments.


You are now farkied as "Will he acknowledge the pictures of the damage to GZ's F-I-L's face?"
 
2013-09-10 08:08:18 PM  

ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?


www.mediabistro.com

I got this.
 
2013-09-10 08:08:34 PM  

Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.


Yeah the fact she lied numerous times and she even states on the phone he had his hands raised as they patted him and his bodyguard down. And the site cut off the lawyers statement, what he said was he assumed he had his gun but was not on the scene.

I find it amazing how people are rushing to convict him of anything, if it wasn't a man the left hated the media wouldn't even report on the incident. But they have such a hard on to make him look as bad as possible when if you listen to the 911 call its obvious his soon to be ex wife is the instigator. She doesn't show real emotion until his new squeeze shows up at the end of the call.
 
2013-09-10 08:09:28 PM  

gimmegimme: Will you at least admit that Zimmy's father-in-law is going to need the same reconstructive surgery and nose physical therapy that Zimmy did?  The picture is just as damning.


Is this really the best you have? I would post pictures showing Zim's bloodied and broken nose, but I suspect you're just a troll with nothing better to do. USA vs Mexico just started, does that do anything for you?
 
2013-09-10 08:09:35 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: MFAWG:
No, I just think you should be able to walk down the street without worrying about some guy chasing you and shooting you.

That's all I want, really.

[Location: Seattle ]

Do the daily murders between people, often black, in the poorer regions of the US offend you that much? Or is there just not enough of an emotional investment since you can't feel empowered by taking The Man down a few pegs?

Which dangerous area do you live in, anyway?
Location: Seattle

Oh, one of those people.  Don't worry, I respect your crusade of anti-racism from your white neighborhood with the occasional Asian.


I'll give you my zip code: 98168.

Now you do the research and you tell me if I live in as 'nice' a neighborhood as Mr Zimmerman patrols.

Hint: it ain't Rainier Beach, but it's not Mercer Island either.
 
2013-09-10 08:09:50 PM  

gimmegimme: freak7: 1. Shellie claimed that George punched her father in the face and that he had a "mark" and that it looked like his nose was broken. The police found no indication that the father had been struck. The father also declined in pressing charges for this phantom assault.

2. Shellie was on the phone with 911 when the police arrived on scene. She told the operator that the police were there and that George was in his car. The police say that George was standing on the lawn when they arrived.

3. Shellie claimed in the 911 call that George had his hand on his gun and was patting it, daring her to come closer. No gun was found on George. She then changed her story to say that she never saw a gun.

Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.

Have you seen the pictures of the father-in-law?  He looks just like Zimmerman did on Martin Night.  Like he went ten rounds with a mountain lion.


Funny those photos aren't anywhere to be found, link to a picture or quit posting bullshiat like you did in the other threads.
 
2013-09-10 08:10:58 PM  

freak7: gimmegimme: Will you at least admit that Zimmy's father-in-law is going to need the same reconstructive surgery and nose physical therapy that Zimmy did?  The picture is just as damning.

Is this really the best you have? I would post pictures showing Zim's bloodied and broken nose, but I suspect you're just a troll with nothing better to do. USA vs Mexico just started, does that do anything for you?


I guess I shouldn't be surprised to see a racially and/or ethnically insensitive comment from a Zimfan.
 
2013-09-10 08:11:01 PM  

ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?

Sure whatcha want?

A BUCKET OF GIN!


And a bottle of Bombay sapphire with it
 
2013-09-10 08:11:02 PM  
You can't take the trailer out of the trash.

They are living proof.
 
2013-09-10 08:11:09 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!

eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.


Thats a great idea.

Since the smokehouse almonds made my farts smell like a campfire, a little apple and cinnamon will add a nice seasonal twang to the hang time.
 
2013-09-10 08:11:38 PM  
To be fair, when I see people taking video with an iPad, I get a little annoyed as well. Especially if they are filming in portriat mode.
 
2013-09-10 08:11:58 PM  

DoctorCal: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?



I got this.


Good taste
 
2013-09-10 08:12:36 PM  

Kit Fister: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?

Sure whatcha want?

A BUCKET OF GIN!

And a bottle of Bombay sapphire with it


Bombay is alright. Try Hendrick's. You'll never go back.
 
2013-09-10 08:13:01 PM  
LasersHurt:
What part of "people should be able to walk safely" somehow implied to you a double standard?

Ah, yes, your butthurt.


No, I deeply respect his campaign. Real change happens through tumblr updates.
Once he gets 1,000 likes I think it will be safe for him to walk through the streets of Seattle without being gunned down. His genuine concern for the people in other areas is palpable and I fear for the enemies he will make as he ushers in true reform through guest spots on Nancy Grace.
 
2013-09-10 08:13:36 PM  
ihoodie.net
 
2013-09-10 08:14:53 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: To be fair, when I see people taking video with an iPad, I get a little annoyed as well. Especially if they are filming in portriat portrit mode.


uDTFY
 
2013-09-10 08:15:36 PM  

steamingpile: gimmegimme: freak7: 1. Shellie claimed that George punched her father in the face and that he had a "mark" and that it looked like his nose was broken. The police found no indication that the father had been struck. The father also declined in pressing charges for this phantom assault.

2. Shellie was on the phone with 911 when the police arrived on scene. She told the operator that the police were there and that George was in his car. The police say that George was standing on the lawn when they arrived.

3. Shellie claimed in the 911 call that George had his hand on his gun and was patting it, daring her to come closer. No gun was found on George. She then changed her story to say that she never saw a gun.

Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.

Have you seen the pictures of the father-in-law?  He looks just like Zimmerman did on Martin Night.  Like he went ten rounds with a mountain lion.

Funny those photos aren't anywhere to be found, link to a picture or quit posting bullshiat like you did in the other threads.


What?  Did Zimmerman break your fingers with a thrown iPad?

WARNING!  PIC AS GRAPHIC AS ZIMMERMAN'S PHOTOS.  EWWWWW!
 
2013-09-10 08:15:42 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!

eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.

Thats a great idea.

Since the smokehouse almonds made my farts smell like a campfire, a little apple and cinnamon will add a nice seasonal twang to the hang time.

wait... better idea... apples and cinnamon oatmeal, and put some real maple syrup in it... that will make it not only thick but sweet on the hang.


Yes! And the oatmeal will add some bass...it'll go from the "rrrRRRIIIP!" kind to one of those "POP! POP! POP!" types too.
 
2013-09-10 08:16:03 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?

Sure whatcha want?

A BUCKET OF GIN!

I have Hendrick's.


HAHA! I just got called a douche for knocking Hendricks in a gin thread.

DoctorCal: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?

[www.mediabistro.com image 300x363]

I got this.


I love you mang. When are you coming back?

Am I threadjacking?
 
2013-09-10 08:17:01 PM  
uncrate.com
 
2013-09-10 08:17:06 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: gimmegimme: freak7: gimmegimme: Will you at least admit that Zimmy's father-in-law is going to need the same reconstructive surgery and nose physical therapy that Zimmy did?  The picture is just as damning.

Is this really the best you have? I would post pictures showing Zim's bloodied and broken nose, but I suspect you're just a troll with nothing better to do. USA vs Mexico just started, does that do anything for you?

I guess I shouldn't be surprised to see a racially and/or ethnically insensitive comment from a Zimfan.

so, where is that pic located?


Way to gloss over your racist comment.  I linked the video above.
 
2013-09-10 08:17:16 PM  

zzrhardy: As an outsider this Zimmerman/Trayvon case is mystifying.

On one side you have someone who looks like a Zeta cartel member. On the other you have someone of African origin.

But somehow white people are to blame?


We don't have hispanic people in the United States.  We have black/hispanic and white/hispanic.

/ Just raises even more questions
 
2013-09-10 08:19:03 PM  
I give zero farks what George Zimmerman does, why do people consider this interesting? mouthbreathers.
 
2013-09-10 08:19:22 PM  

gimmegimme: freak7: gimmegimme: Just out of curiosity, do you think it's normal for someone to be arrested as many times as Zimmerman has been?

He was arrested recently?

Zimmerman has been caught up in the system a hell of a lot more than Martin was.

Aren't you sick of paying for all of the police to deal with his multiple domestic violence incidents?  The doctor bills for the cop he assaulted?  Fiscal conservatives have to point out what a waste this guy has been.


I guess we should house and feed him in a prison to save money.
 
2013-09-10 08:19:32 PM  

gimmegimme: I guess I shouldn't be surprised to see a racially and/or ethnically insensitive comment from a Zimfan.


i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-10 08:19:45 PM  
POP! POP! POP! POP Pop pop pop pop pop pppp...*squeeeeeak* pop.
 
2013-09-10 08:20:58 PM  

freak7: Just like the Trayvon case, you can't stand the facts getting in the way of your wild ass speculation.


So, you think it actually is true that Zimmerman will sleep with you? Because that's the only thing I made a comment on, which makes your reply say quite a bit. Still, as much as you might think it is true, I still say Zimmerman, as odd as he is, has higher standards and isn't going to sleep with you.
 
2013-09-10 08:21:07 PM  
George Zimmerman's wife is asking that he pay for a permanent life insurance policy with her named as the beneficiary, according to a divorce petition made public Friday.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Link
 
2013-09-10 08:21:08 PM  
MFAWG:
I'll give you my zip code: 98168.

Now you do the research and you tell me if I live in as 'nice' a neighborhood as Mr Zimmerman patrols.

Hint: it ain't Rainier Beach, but it's not Mercer Island either.


Okay, I take it back. Your demographics are only 50% white and 20% or so Asian. You're not the hypocritical person I thought you were. Sorry.

Also, how cool is it that I can put in a zip code and get so much information in a matter of seconds?
 
2013-09-10 08:23:31 PM  

freak7: George Zimmerman's wife is asking that he pay for a permanent life insurance policy with her named as the beneficiary, according to a divorce petition made public Friday.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Link


Why aren't you using your old account? Land on too many ignore lists?
 
2013-09-10 08:23:38 PM  

Kit Fister: DoctorCal: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?

I got this.

Good taste


Doc has great taste ;)
 
2013-09-10 08:23:42 PM  

freak7: George Zimmerman's wife is asking that he pay for a permanent life insurance policy with her named as the beneficiary, according to a divorce petition made public Friday.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Link


Look, if you're so mad at your ex, and you're so close to Zim, why don't you just introduce them to each other.  BAM!  Problem solved.
 
2013-09-10 08:24:09 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!

eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.

Thats a great idea.

Since the smokehouse almonds made my farts smell like a campfire, a little apple and cinnamon will add a nice seasonal twang to the hang time.

wait... better idea... apples and cinnamon oatmeal, and put some real maple syrup in it... that will make it not only thick but sweet on the hang.

Yes! And the oatmeal will add some bass...it'll go from the "rrrRRRIIIP!" kind to one of those "POP! POP! POP!" types too.

aaah another commonsewer like myself...


Indeed. My favorites are the ones i call the rumbling zippers. They start off deep and full of bass...put pick up velocity as they go and end with a nice up-swept note followed by a squeak.
 
2013-09-10 08:25:05 PM  

gimmegimme: WARNING!  PIC AS GRAPHIC AS ZIMMERMAN'S PHOTOS.  EWWWWW!


Looks like he was Hit By, he was Struck By - A George Zimmerman

*bass line*
 
2013-09-10 08:25:47 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!

eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.

Thats a great idea.

Since the smokehouse almonds made my farts smell like a campfire, a little apple and cinnamon will add a nice seasonal twang to the hang time.

wait... better idea... apples and cinnamon oatmeal, and put some real maple syrup in it... that will make it not only thick but sweet on the hang.

Yes! And the oatmeal will add some bass...it'll go from the "rrrRRRIIIP!" kind to one of those "POP! POP! POP!" types too.

aaah another commonsewer like myself...

Indeed. My favorites are the ones i call the rumbling zippers. They start off deep and full of bass...put pick up velocity as they go and end with a nice up-swept note followed by a squeak.


I prefer the ones that feel like you emptied an entire torso full of air in one quick burst.  The kind that threaten the threadcount on your pants.
 
2013-09-10 08:26:33 PM  
i64.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-10 08:27:25 PM  

ginandbacon: The more you eat the more you fart: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?

Sure whatcha want?

A BUCKET OF GIN!

I have Hendrick's.

HAHA! I just got called a douche for knocking Hendricks in a gin thread.

DoctorCal: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?

[www.mediabistro.com image 300x363]

I got this.

I love you mang. When are you coming back?


I've been pondering that very question
 
2013-09-10 08:27:45 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: tripleseven:
ZIMMERMAN BROKE NO LAWS! WHARRGRRRRBL!


I... do you even know what you're saying here?
I don't even have a response to this "insult", so have a 4chan picture

[oi39.tinypic.com image 719x539]


Quite simply, mocking the Zimmerman cheerleaders here who kept repeating 'following someone down the street in a car and on foot in the dark is not breaking any laws!"

and they also alluded that he was akin to a rape victim, because he was "attacked for no reason"

That's the insult, sorry if you missed it.
 
2013-09-10 08:28:02 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: skylabdown: Oh yeah, the dude who is was found not guilty is actually guilty according to Fark.  Sorry, I forgot about the change to our jurisprudence laws.

26 words that convey no information.

Are you trying to state that being found 'not guilty' in a court of law means that the accused is innocent? Weird. I wonder why juries don't find people 'innocent'.


Weirder is how you interpreted his saying "the dude who is was found not guilty is actually guilty according to Fark" as possibly "the dude who is was found innocent is actually guilty according to Fark", given that he specifically said "not guilty" and not "innocent" as you reiterated is the determination by a jury.

Also,

img.fark.net

The case against her was flimsier than wet tissue paper. The prosecution tried to go balls deep before they'd even unzipped their fly. So, no, I am not going to presume her guilty at all, since my only knowledge of the case is what the prosecution brought to light. Which was bubkes and character assassination.
 
2013-09-10 08:28:09 PM  
So, how do we reconcile the police not finding any weapons with the lawyer's statement that he had one? Did Zimmerman teleport his gun back home or something?
 
2013-09-10 08:28:34 PM  
OK people..... Someone just needs to dump some black printer on zimmermans head, (the can't wash this shiat off kind) and the next time he goes apeshiat, cops execute him for being black and having a concealed gun.

/Well, for being black.
 
2013-09-10 08:28:39 PM  

lordjupiter: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!

eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.

Thats a great idea.

Since the smokehouse almonds made my farts smell like a campfire, a little apple and cinnamon will add a nice seasonal twang to the hang time.

wait... better idea... apples and cinnamon oatmeal, and put some real maple syrup in it... that will make it not only thick but sweet on the hang.

Yes! And the oatmeal will add some bass...it'll go from the "rrrRRRIIIP!" kind to one of those "POP! POP! POP!" types too.

aaah another commonsewer like myself...

Indeed. My favorites are the ones i call the rumbling zippers. They start off deep and full of bass...put pick up velocity as they go and end with a nice up-swept note followed by a squeak.

I prefer the ones that feel like you emptied an entire torso full of air in one quick burst.  The kind that threaten the threadcount on your pants.


Oh those big gushers that just go "WOOOOOSH!pop!"

Yeah those are good too.

Right now its just your basiccheek-flappers, campfire scent with just a touch of mocha.
 
2013-09-10 08:29:07 PM  

DoctorCal: I've been pondering that very question


YAYAY!!!
 
2013-09-10 08:29:32 PM  

Millennium: So, how do we reconcile the police not finding any weapons with the lawyer's statement that he had one? Did Zimmerman teleport his gun back home or something?


Bad cops or Bad Lawyer. Or some combo of the two, really.
 
2013-09-10 08:30:27 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Also,


The only way this story could get any better is if Casey Anthony is the mystery woman in Zim's vehicle.
 
2013-09-10 08:30:34 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: gimmegimme: HindiDiscoMonster: gimmegimme: freak7: gimmegimme: Will you at least admit that Zimmy's father-in-law is going to need the same reconstructive surgery and nose physical therapy that Zimmy did?  The picture is just as damning.

Is this really the best you have? I would post pictures showing Zim's bloodied and broken nose, but I suspect you're just a troll with nothing better to do. USA vs Mexico just started, does that do anything for you?

I guess I shouldn't be surprised to see a racially and/or ethnically insensitive comment from a Zimfan.

so, where is that pic located?

Way to gloss over your racist comment.  I linked the video above.

you mean the link you posted after I posted my question? that link?


My sincere apologies.  I dunno why, but I thought I was responding to   freak7.  I didn't mean to imply you had addressed me with a racist comment.  That was freak7 who brought in the racism, not you.
 
2013-09-10 08:32:24 PM  

gimmegimme: That was freak7 who brought in the racism


Wait, what the fark are you talking about?
 
2013-09-10 08:32:45 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: lordjupiter: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!

eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.

Thats a great idea.

Since the smokehouse almonds made my farts smell like a campfire, a little apple and cinnamon will add a nice seasonal twang to the hang time.

wait... better idea... apples and cinnamon oatmeal, and put some real maple syrup in it... that will make it not only thick but sweet on the hang.

Yes! And the oatmeal will add some bass...it'll go from the "rrrRRRIIIP!" kind to one of those "POP! POP! POP!" types too.

aaah another commonsewer like myself...

Indeed. My favorites are the ones i call the rumbling zippers. They start off deep and full of bass...put pick up velocity as they go and end with a nice up-swept note followed by a squeak.

I prefer the ones that feel like you emptied an entire torso full of air in one quick burst.  The kind that threaten the threadcount on your pants.

Oh those big gushers that just go "WOOOOOSH!pop!"

Yeah those are good too.

Right now its just your basiccheek-flappers, campfire scent with just a touch of mocha.



I generally like throwing caution to the wind, so to speak, and letting it rip.  But there's something perverse about that squeaker you force into a booming rattler.  You feel like you got away with something.

Face the shart head-on and come out on top.  Win a few, poop a few.  That's how I live.
 
2013-09-10 08:34:12 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!

eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.

Thats a great idea.

Since the smokehouse almonds made my farts smell like a campfire, a little apple and cinnamon will add a nice seasonal twang to the hang time.

wait... better idea... apples and cinnamon oatmeal, and put some real maple syrup in it... that will make it not only thick but sweet on the hang.

Yes! And the oatmeal will add some bass...it'll go from the "rrrRRRIIIP!" kind to one of those "POP! POP! POP!" types too.

aaah another commonsewer like myself...

Indeed. My favorites are the ones i call the rumbling zippers. They start off deep and full of bass...put pick up velocity as they go and end with a nice up-swept note followed by a squeak.

My worst was absolutely silent, but cleared the apartment.
My funniest was one that started as a pop,pop,pop, then led into a rubble, and finally a high pitched squeek.. twice (the squeek).


The popping ones are usually when seated on a hard surface.

The finishing high squeak is definitely hilarious...but i prefer a finishing squeak with just a momentary loud POP right at the end.

My worst was in the shower. It easily and completely over powered the shower gel, and even the CAT kinda looked at me with an odd look and trotted out the room and sneezed.
 
2013-09-10 08:34:58 PM  
/threadsharted
 
2013-09-10 08:35:03 PM  

steamingpile: gimmegimme: freak7: 1. Shellie claimed that George punched her father in the face and that he had a "mark" and that it looked like his nose was broken. The police found no indication that the father had been struck. The father also declined in pressing charges for this phantom assault.

2. Shellie was on the phone with 911 when the police arrived on scene. She told the operator that the police were there and that George was in his car. The police say that George was standing on the lawn when they arrived.

3. Shellie claimed in the 911 call that George had his hand on his gun and was patting it, daring her to come closer. No gun was found on George. She then changed her story to say that she never saw a gun.

Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.

Have you seen the pictures of the father-in-law?  He looks just like Zimmerman did on Martin Night.  Like he went ten rounds with a mountain lion.

Funny those photos aren't anywhere to be found, link to a picture or quit posting bullshiat like you did in the other threads.


newsfromthisworld.com
 
2013-09-10 08:35:22 PM  
img189.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-10 08:36:08 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: [img189.imageshack.us image 247x333]


OMFG that's gruesome.
 
2013-09-10 08:36:30 PM  

lordjupiter: The more you eat the more you fart: lordjupiter: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!

eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.

Thats a great idea.

Since the smokehouse almonds made my farts smell like a campfire, a little apple and cinnamon will add a nice seasonal twang to the hang time.

wait... better idea... apples and cinnamon oatmeal, and put some real maple syrup in it... that will make it not only thick but sweet on the hang.

Yes! And the oatmeal will add some bass...it'll go from the "rrrRRRIIIP!" kind to one of those "POP! POP! POP!" types too.

aaah another commonsewer like myself...

Indeed. My favorites are the ones i call the rumbling zippers. They start off deep and full of bass...put pick up velocity as they go and end with a nice up-swept note followed by a squeak.

I prefer the ones that feel like you emptied an entire torso full of air in one quick burst.  The kind that threaten the threadcount on your pants.

Oh those big gushers that just go "WOOOOOSH!pop!"

Yeah those are good too.

Right now its just your basiccheek-flappers, campfire scent with just a touch of mocha.


I generally like throwing caution to the wind, so to speak, and letting it rip.  But there's something perverse about that squeaker you force into a booming rattler.  You feel like you got away with something.

Face the shart head-on and come out on top.  Win a few, poop a few.  That's how I live.


Ah yes..FACE the shart and prevail!!
 
2013-09-10 08:36:36 PM  

Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.


Hell, even "Judge Judy" works better than that.
 
2013-09-10 08:37:06 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: The popping ones are usually when seated on a hard surface.

The finishing high squeak is definitely hilarious...but i prefer a finishing squeak with just a momentary loud POP right at the end.

My worst was in the shower. It easily and completely over powered the shower gel, and even the CAT kinda looked at me with an odd look and trotted out the room and sneezed.

Impressive... I have yet to see anyone make a cat vomit though... if I met anyone like that, I would have to call them master.


A buddy of mine made someone puke on the Metro.  So far nobody has topped that.
 
2013-09-10 08:37:20 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!:


I've had worse shaving
 
2013-09-10 08:38:06 PM  

Mugato: skylabdown: Oh yeah, the dude who is was found not guilty is actually guilty according to Fark.  Sorry, I forgot about the change to our jurisprudence laws.

OJ was found not guilty.


Yep... it's a biatch.  If you are going to convict someone in your own mind regardless of the court proceedings, why do we even engage the legal system anyway?  You seem to be a better abattoir of right and wrong yourself, right?

Wash, rinse, repeat.  The same folks who are crying about GZ being found not guilty are by and large the same ones who thought it was fantastic that OJ got off scot-free.. and visa-versa.  What's your point?
 
2013-09-10 08:39:16 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: The popping ones are usually when seated on a hard surface.

The finishing high squeak is definitely hilarious...but i prefer a finishing squeak with just a momentary loud POP right at the end.

My worst was in the shower. It easily and completely over powered the shower gel, and even the CAT kinda looked at me with an odd look and trotted out the room and sneezed.

Impressive... I have yet to see anyone make a cat vomit though... if I met anyone like that, I would have to call them master.


No one beats a cat dude.

They are like the Bruce Lee of farts.

I gotta admit though...im kinda enjoying the festive campfire scent....hope the cinnamon kicks in soon though, it'll make it really feel like autumn.
 
2013-09-10 08:40:07 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: lordjupiter: The more you eat the more you fart: lordjupiter: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!

eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.

Thats a great idea.

Since the smokehouse almonds made my farts smell like a campfire, a little apple and cinnamon will add a nice seasonal twang to the hang time.

wait... better idea... apples and cinnamon oatmeal, and put some real maple syrup in it... that will make it not only thick but sweet on the hang.

Yes! And the oatmeal will add some bass...it'll go from the "rrrRRRIIIP!" kind to one of those "POP! POP! POP!" types too.

aaah another commonsewer like myself...

Indeed. My favorites are the ones i call the rumbling zippers. They start off deep and full of bass...put pick up velocity as they go and end with a nice up-swept note followed by a squeak.

I prefer the ones that feel like you emptied an entire torso full of air in one quick burst.  The kind that threaten the threadcount on your pants.

Oh those big gushers that just go "WOOOOOSH!pop!"

Yeah those are good too.

Right now its just your basiccheek-flappers, campfire scent with just a touch of mocha.


I generally like throwing caution to the wind, so to speak, and letting it rip.  But there's something perverse about that squeaker you force into a booming rattler.  You feel like you got away with something.

Face the shart head-on and come out on top.  Win a few, poop a few.  That's how I live.

Ah yes..FACE the shart and prevail!!


numbertwoguide.com
 
2013-09-10 08:40:24 PM  

Kit Fister: Uranus Is Huge!:

I've had worse shaving


I bet. But why the hell are you shaving the bridge of your nose in the first place?
 
2013-09-10 08:40:30 PM  

Kit Fister: Uranus Is Huge!:

I've had worse shaving


I said that about zimmermans wounds, and the cheerleaders response was "you need to have daddy show you how to shave!"

Yes, because I need my "daddy" to show me things, unlike a person with a quarter inch knick on the back of their head.
 
2013-09-10 08:40:49 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: If we can't live in a world where a guy can kill a kid for being black in a white neighborhood and then pistol-whip his wife when she wants to divorce him, then what kind of world can we have?


Obamaville, duuuuh.
 
2013-09-10 08:41:02 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!:


That looks plenty serious for some ground-standing. Plus, Zimmerman was seen walking in the neighborhood. Er, I mean, casing houses. And he has a history of violent altercations. I'll bet an autopsy would show organ damage that could easily be attributable to drug abuse, as long as you don't know jack about medicine. He certainly shows early signs of substance abuse, if the substance is lard.
 
2013-09-10 08:41:43 PM  
Today we are all that iPad's user.

/Please don't look at the purchased app history
 
2013-09-10 08:42:19 PM  

freak7: Uranus Is Huge!: [img189.imageshack.us image 247x333]

OMFG that's gruesome.


knightnews.com
img.fark.net
 
2013-09-10 08:43:22 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-10 08:44:57 PM  
POP! PSSSHHHhhhhhh.
 
2013-09-10 08:46:41 PM  
skylabdown: Yep... it's a biatch.  If you are going to convict someone in your own mind regardless of the court proceedings, why do we even engage the legal system anyway?  You seem to be a better abattoir of right and wrong yourself, right?

So, what you are saying is any individual's opinion about the outcome of a trial might as well replace the judicial system that requires legal representation, evidence, a selected jury and an impartial judge.

Why do I feel like you might not be an attorney?
 
2013-09-10 08:47:12 PM  
It's obvious that GZ is an out of control wannabe mall cop who is going to wind up in a Texas watchtower shooting at random people if we don't put him away now. It's only a matter of time.
 
2013-09-10 08:48:07 PM  

parasol: skylabdown: Yep... it's a biatch.  If you are going to convict someone in your own mind regardless of the court proceedings, why do we even engage the legal system anyway?  You seem to be a better abattoir of right and wrong yourself, right?

So, what you are saying is any individual's opinion about the outcome of a trial might as well replace the judicial system that requires legal representation, evidence, a selected jury and an impartial judge.

Why do I feel like you might not be an attorney?


I'm going to guess he or she meant "arbiter," not "abattoir."  Zimmerman may indeed be a crummy person, but he is indeed a human being.
 
2013-09-10 08:49:04 PM  
A friend of mine tried to force one out one time...and i kid you not....he unloaded at LEAST 2 lbs.

That's not a shart...that was full-on "oops i thought it was a fart but i had to poo instead".

Made him ride in the bed of the truck on the way home. He threw his shorts in the sewer and had to hose himself off.

He said that the truck was bumpy in the back and just made it squish.
 
2013-09-10 08:49:18 PM  

gimmegimme: freak7: Uranus Is Huge!: [img189.imageshack.us image 247x333]

OMFG that's gruesome.

[knightnews.com image 300x199]
[img.fark.net image 247x333]


statelymcdanielmanor.files.wordpress.com

And I'm still waiting for you to point out my racist comment.
 
2013-09-10 08:50:04 PM  

Astorix: It's obvious that GZ is an out of control wannabe mall cop who is going to wind up in a Texas watchtower shooting at random people if we don't put him away now. It's only a matter of time.


Only if the tower has an elevator.
 
2013-09-10 08:50:50 PM  
I only posted that pic to end the speculation. Doesn't look serious, but any time someone else leaves a mark on your face during a confrontation, it's hard not to call it battery.

I imagine soon we'll hear something along the lines of, "He was coming at me and I put up my hands because I wasn't sure what he was going to do and I may have accidentally made contact with his nose."

And unless there's a video, he'll be cleared.
 
2013-09-10 08:52:38 PM  

lordjupiter: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: The popping ones are usually when seated on a hard surface.

The finishing high squeak is definitely hilarious...but i prefer a finishing squeak with just a momentary loud POP right at the end.

My worst was in the shower. It easily and completely over powered the shower gel, and even the CAT kinda looked at me with an odd look and trotted out the room and sneezed.

Impressive... I have yet to see anyone make a cat vomit though... if I met anyone like that, I would have to call them master.

A buddy of mine made someone puke on the Metro.  So far nobody has topped that.


I knocked out a cop on the side of the road.  My Shar Pei and I were coming back from a trip in the mountains.  Breakfast had been a log of salami, a brick of cheese and a couple of beers.  Got in the car and discovered that the fuses for the power windows and the blower fan were both gone.  Twenty minutes in, I couldn't take the reek any longer and hit the gas, hoping to get to the nearest rest stop as fast as I could to air out the car.

The cop pulled me over about 5 miles from the rest stop.

I opened the door to hand him my license and registration and that stench reached over and knocked his ass out.  It was a gaseous fist of Ali slamming into the nose of Frazier.  I must have looked a sight dragging him along the shoulder of the road and loading him into his car.

Personally, I'd love to see what the SSD on the iPad shows.
 
2013-09-10 08:53:16 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: Kit Fister: Uranus Is Huge!:

I've had worse shaving

I bet. But why the hell are you shaving the bridge of your nose in the first place?


Fair enough. But I did get a similar wound ripping the breatheright strip off my nose. Tore a chunk out of the skin, hurt like a biatch.
 
2013-09-10 08:53:19 PM  

Fibro: freak7: 1. Shellie claimed that George punched her father in the face and that he had a "mark" and that it looked like his nose was broken. The police found no indication that the father had been struck. The father also declined in pressing charges for this phantom assault.

2. Shellie was on the phone with 911 when the police arrived on scene. She told the operator that the police were there and that George was in his car. The police say that George was standing on the lawn when they arrived.

3. Shellie claimed in the 911 call that George had his hand on his gun and was patting it, daring her to come closer. No gun was found on George. She then changed her story to say that she never saw a gun.

Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.


Want to know how I know you didn't RTFA?


The same article that, every two sentences, exclaimed "Yet the police didn't confiscate his guN!!"  I'm sure it's not biased.
 
2013-09-10 08:54:17 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: I only posted that pic to end the speculation. Doesn't look serious, but any time someone else leaves a mark on your face during a confrontation, it's hard not to call it battery.


So tell me, if that mark was caused by George, and the other things Shellie said are true, why did both decline in pressing charges? Why did Shellie change her story about George having a gun?
 
2013-09-10 08:55:41 PM  
gimmegimme: I'm going to guess he or she meant "arbiter," not "abattoir."  Zimmerman may indeed be a crummy person, but he is indeed a human being.

I saw that, but decided it was oddly apt
 
2013-09-10 08:56:07 PM  
Smokehouse almonds. Never knew they make you fart so much.

At least 2-3 per minute...and they smell like a camp fire.

If i woulda known this, i would have been eating them for years.
 
2013-09-10 08:56:33 PM  

freak7: Uranus Is Huge!: I only posted that pic to end the speculation. Doesn't look serious, but any time someone else leaves a mark on your face during a confrontation, it's hard not to call it battery.

So tell me, if that mark was caused by George, and the other things Shellie said are true, why did both decline in pressing charges? Why did Shellie change her story about George having a gun?


I don't know. I wasn't there. I'm trying to stick with facts. Maybe GZ isn't the one that hit him.

So tell me, have you ever logged into Fark.com using a different username?
 
2013-09-10 08:56:43 PM  

freak7: Oh shiat, Taffy is back on HLN.

Even better, Nancy Grace is taking George's side.

Now, #Zimmerman's wife is reportedly changing her story & will not press charges. Why?- Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) September 10, 2013


Nancy Grace is a statist (partially defined here as: A person who believes that anyone who is accused of a crime is automatically guilty of that crime, because the state couldn't be wrong).  My automatic knee-jerk reaction before finding out other facts is to assume that anything that Nancy Grace says is wrong and any policy she supports is incorrect.

So I'm officially changing my decision from "George Zimmerman was able to show a (well beyond) reasonable doubt that his situation met the 3-pronged test of self-defense (Ability, Opportunity, and an Immediate Threat of Serious Bodily Harm to themselves or a 3rd person from an aggressor.  Check, Check, Check... Bang) and was therefore supposed to be found innocent of murdering the thug Trayvon Martin" to "Death to the racist child murderer George Zimmerman".

/Tactically, Zimmerman may have screwed up, but legally he was entirely in the right once Trayvon was smashing his head into the concrete.  And legally is all he needed.
 
2013-09-10 08:57:38 PM  
Since Zimmerman has Wolverine like healing powers, his savage beating shouldn't have phased him.

bsmith101.files.wordpress.com


skylabdown: Wash, rinse, repeat.  The same folks who are crying about GZ being found not guilty are by and large the same ones who thought it was fantastic that OJ got off scot-free.. and visa-versa.  What's your point?


I don't agree at all with your first statement but as to my point, our justice system allows many guilty people to go free due to technicalities or reasonable doubt, even though they may be clearly guilty. And that's the way it should be. That doesn't mean people can't have opinions on someone's guilt or innocence that may conflict with the official ruling.
 
2013-09-10 08:57:40 PM  

freak7: gimmegimme: freak7: Uranus Is Huge!: [img189.imageshack.us image 247x333]

OMFG that's gruesome.

[knightnews.com image 300x199]
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And I'm still waiting for you to point out my racist comment.


I don't know why I'm still responding to a troll, but you told me:

Is this really the best you have? I would post pictures showing Zim's bloodied and broken nose, but I suspect you're just a troll with nothing better to do. USA vs Mexico just started, does that do anything for you?

Soccer?  Mexico?  Why would you assume I'm a minority?  Do you really see this as a racial case?  I see a man who has a history of violence that extends through the whole of his adult life, who simply can't stop himself from getting involved in violent and dangerous situations.

And it's totally disingenuous to post Zim's boo boo pre-wipe wipe.  After five seconds with a wet paper towel, the two men have the same life-changing facial injuries, right?  Why didn't the father-in-law defend himself, right?

Here's hoping they can pull the video from that iPad.  The evidence should be fascinating.
 
2013-09-10 08:57:48 PM  

freak7: Uranus Is Huge!: I only posted that pic to end the speculation. Doesn't look serious, but any time someone else leaves a mark on your face during a confrontation, it's hard not to call it battery.

So tell me, if that mark was caused by George, and the other things Shellie said are true, why did both decline in pressing charges? Why did Shellie change her story about George having a gun?


Does someone speculating as to their possible reasons make it any more or less true?
 
2013-09-10 08:57:58 PM  

skylabdown: Mugato: skylabdown: Oh yeah, the dude who is was found not guilty is actually guilty according to Fark.  Sorry, I forgot about the change to our jurisprudence laws.

OJ was found not guilty.

Yep... it's a biatch.  If you are going to convict someone in your own mind regardless of the court proceedings, why do we even engage the legal system anyway?  You seem to be a better abattoir of right and wrong yourself, right?

Wash, rinse, repeat.  The same folks who are crying about GZ being found not guilty are by and large the same ones who thought it was fantastic that OJ got off scot-free.. and visa-versa.  What's your point?


Really? That's what I thought? Huh. I forgot. I guess.
 
2013-09-10 08:59:07 PM  

Shirley Ujest: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: If we can't live in a world where a guy can kill a kid for being black in a white neighborhood and then pistol-whip his wife when she wants to divorce him, then what kind of world can we have?

Obamaville, duuuuh.


Actually, according to this mornings thread: 'Post Clinton America'.

No shiat.
 
2013-09-10 08:59:44 PM  

freak7: Uranus Is Huge!: I only posted that pic to end the speculation. Doesn't look serious, but any time someone else leaves a mark on your face during a confrontation, it's hard not to call it battery.

So tell me, if that mark was caused by George, and the other things Shellie said are true, why did both decline in pressing charges? Why did Shellie change her story about George having a gun?


1. They wanted to avoid another media circus like the LAST time ol' Georgie was in trouble with the law.
2. Because that always happens in domestic violence cases; what are you, some kind of idiot?
 
2013-09-10 08:59:58 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: So tell me, have you ever logged into Fark.com using a different username?


Nope
 
2013-09-10 09:00:39 PM  
I wonder if you can get hypoxia from farting so much..
 
2013-09-10 09:01:25 PM  

Gyrfalcon: freak7: Uranus Is Huge!: I only posted that pic to end the speculation. Doesn't look serious, but any time someone else leaves a mark on your face during a confrontation, it's hard not to call it battery.

So tell me, if that mark was caused by George, and the other things Shellie said are true, why did both decline in pressing charges? Why did Shellie change her story about George having a gun?

1. They wanted to avoid another media circus like the LAST time ol' Georgie was in trouble with the law.
2. Because that always happens in domestic violence cases; what are you, some kind of idiot?


He can't earn in jail, and she is going to take his ass to the cleaners. She is playing the long game.
 
2013-09-10 09:01:47 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: I wonder if you can get hypoxia from farting so much..


If a leper farts, does his asshole fall off?
 
2013-09-10 09:02:14 PM  
Nabb1 [TotalFark]
2013-09-10 05:05:11 PM


JUSTICE 4 iPAD

lol
 
2013-09-10 09:02:52 PM  

lordjupiter: The more you eat the more you fart: I wonder if you can get hypoxia from farting so much..

If a leper farts, does his asshole fall off?


I dunno..but ever fart so much your asshole got sore?
 
2013-09-10 09:03:34 PM  
You libs aren't gonna stop until this use eats a bullet, are ya
 
2013-09-10 09:04:00 PM  

MFAWG: Gyrfalcon: freak7: Uranus Is Huge!: I only posted that pic to end the speculation. Doesn't look serious, but any time someone else leaves a mark on your face during a confrontation, it's hard not to call it battery.

So tell me, if that mark was caused by George, and the other things Shellie said are true, why did both decline in pressing charges? Why did Shellie change her story about George having a gun?

1. They wanted to avoid another media circus like the LAST time ol' Georgie was in trouble with the law.
2. Because that always happens in domestic violence cases; what are you, some kind of idiot?

He can't earn in jail, and she is going to take his ass to the cleaners. She is playing the long game.


I wouldn't give her that much evil-genius cred.  It's more likely the typical human nature of calling the cops in the heat of the moment when you're scared and then cooling down later when you realize the threat is over and you just don't want to deal with all the technical bullshiat.  People call 911 over shiatty fast food service, for crissakes.
 
2013-09-10 09:04:10 PM  

freak7: Uranus Is Huge!: So tell me, have you ever logged into Fark.com using a different username?

Nope


In that case:

LURK MOAR!!!!

Also, I don't believe you.
 
2013-09-10 09:04:42 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: lordjupiter: The more you eat the more you fart: I wonder if you can get hypoxia from farting so much..

If a leper farts, does his asshole fall off?

I dunno..but ever fart so much your asshole got sore?


Once.  At band camp.
 
2013-09-10 09:05:18 PM  

skylabdown: Yep... it's a biatch. If you are going to convict someone in your own mind regardless of the court proceedings, why do we even engage the legal system anyway? You seem to be a better abattoir of right and wrong yourself, right?

Wash, rinse, repeat. The same folks who are crying about GZ being found not guilty are by and large the same ones who thought it was fantastic that OJ got off scot-free.. and visa-versa. What's your point?


The two groups aren't so different. OJ's supporters ignored evidence and decided based on emotion, just like Zimmerman's detractors. Flip this around, and you get both OJ's detractors and Zimmerman's supporters, deciding on evidence rather than truthiness. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
 
2013-09-10 09:05:24 PM  

Kit Fister: Uranus Is Huge!: Kit Fister: Uranus Is Huge!:

I've had worse shaving

I bet. But why the hell are you shaving the bridge of your nose in the first place?

Fair enough. But I did get a similar wound ripping the breatheright strip off my nose. Tore a chunk out of the skin, hurt like a biatch.


Dude, eat something other than potatoes if your skin is that weak.
 
2013-09-10 09:05:30 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: You libs aren't gonna stop until this use eats a bullet, are ya


Suppository is fine, too
 
2013-09-10 09:06:36 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: Kit Fister: Uranus Is Huge!: Kit Fister: Uranus Is Huge!:

I've had worse shaving

I bet. But why the hell are you shaving the bridge of your nose in the first place?

Fair enough. But I did get a similar wound ripping the breatheright strip off my nose. Tore a chunk out of the skin, hurt like a biatch.

Dude, eat something other than potatoes if your skin is that weak.


Yeah I know right? More iron and protein.
 
2013-09-10 09:08:53 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: You libs aren't gonna stop until this use eats a bullet, are ya


If Zimmerman catches sight of himself walking in his neighborhood, he'll have no choice but to stand his ground.

"Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy!"
 
2013-09-10 09:10:34 PM  

lordjupiter: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: You libs aren't gonna stop until this use eats a bullet, are ya

Suppository is fine, too


Typical "progressive" always thinking about taking it up the ass
 
2013-09-10 09:12:13 PM  

gimmegimme: steamingpile: gimmegimme: freak7: 1. Shellie claimed that George punched her father in the face and that he had a "mark" and that it looked like his nose was broken. The police found no indication that the father had been struck. The father also declined in pressing charges for this phantom assault.

2. Shellie was on the phone with 911 when the police arrived on scene. She told the operator that the police were there and that George was in his car. The police say that George was standing on the lawn when they arrived.

3. Shellie claimed in the 911 call that George had his hand on his gun and was patting it, daring her to come closer. No gun was found on George. She then changed her story to say that she never saw a gun.

Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.

Have you seen the pictures of the father-in-law?  He looks just like Zimmerman did on Martin Night.  Like he went ten rounds with a mountain lion.

Funny those photos aren't anywhere to be found, link to a picture or quit posting bullshiat like you did in the other threads.

What?  Did Zimmerman break your fingers with a thrown iPad?

WARNING!  PIC AS GRAPHIC AS ZIMMERMAN'S PHOTOS.  EWWWWW!


Yeah he has a fat nose already and what appears to be a scratch, Zimmerman nose was swollen so its not even close to the same.
 
2013-09-10 09:12:53 PM  
Was the iPad wearing a hoodie?

Stand your ground? There's an app for that!
 
2013-09-10 09:12:58 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: lordjupiter: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: You libs aren't gonna stop until this use eats a bullet, are ya

Suppository is fine, too

Typical "progressive" always thinking about taking it up the ass


My condolences on your vanilla sex life.
 
2013-09-10 09:13:17 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: You libs aren't gonna stop until this use eats a bullet, are ya


southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com

He'll make corn harvest bountiful this year.
 
2013-09-10 09:14:02 PM  
Obama said "If I had an iPad it would look like that one."
 
2013-09-10 09:17:31 PM  

someonelse: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: You libs aren't gonna stop until this use eats a bullet, are ya

If Zimmerman catches sight of himself walking in his neighborhood, he'll have no choice but to stand his ground.

"Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy!"


Stop it.  Stand your ground DOES NOT APPLY.

From:  https://larrycorreia.wordpress.com/2013/07/22/on-profiling-and-stand- y our-ground/

I've had people demand how come Stand Your Ground didn't protect Trayvon! (seriously, I've seen this like 50 times on Twitter. It is like everybody works off the same narrative talking points). SYG doesn't apply in this case because apply the checklist of Ability, Opportunity, and Immediacy to Zimmerman. Somebody following you through a neighborhood doesn't mean that you can go and beat the hell out of them. And if you attack somebody before they reasonably present a threat of Serious Bodily Harm, then it isn't lawful self-defense, so SYG doesn't apply.

Prosecution's witness, Rachel Janteel, (Trayvon's girlfriend) was on Piers Morgan and said that the reason Trayvon Martin attacked George Zimmerman was because he thought Zimmerman was a "gay rapist". And also that Martin didn't mean to kill Zimmerman, that was just a misunderstanding on Zimmerman's part, and really Travyon just wanted to give him the "whoop ass" (her words, not mine) which was a cultural thing and how they took care of people like that... Despite MSNBC's narrative to the contrary SYG doesn't allow you to give the "whoop ass" to somebody just because you think they're gay
.
 
2013-09-10 09:19:23 PM  

freak7: George Zimmerman's wife is asking that he pay for a permanent life insurance policy with her named as the beneficiary, according to a divorce petition made public Friday.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Link


Proves the biatch is just wanting cash, fark this whore and fark her parents.
 
2013-09-10 09:19:28 PM  
To think the American right see this guy as some kind of folk hero.
 
2013-09-10 09:20:04 PM  
Can anybody give me directions to the gangbang?
 
2013-09-10 09:20:41 PM  

HypnozombieX: To think the American right see this guy as some kind of folk hero.


No one sees this guy as a folk hero.
 
2013-09-10 09:21:41 PM  
Well, if nothing else this is proving my supposition that if Zimmerman was actually at fault in the Martin case, he would end up back on the news and eventually in jail ala OJ.

Maybe his ex is crazy, but the Z man sure has a lot of drama around him. Either he has horrible luck or he's got problems. Time will tell.
 
2013-09-10 09:26:27 PM  

HypnozombieX: To think the American right see this guy as some kind of folk hero.


Shooting a young black man and getting no jail time PLUS threatening his wife after she files for divorce? Damn right they see him as a hero.
 
2013-09-10 09:26:40 PM  

meyerkev: someonelse: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: You libs aren't gonna stop until this use eats a bullet, are ya

If Zimmerman catches sight of himself walking in his neighborhood, he'll have no choice but to stand his ground.

"Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy!"

Stop it.  Stand your ground DOES NOT APPLY.

From:  https://larrycorreia.wordpress.com/2013/07/22/on-profiling-and-stand- y our-ground/

I've had people demand how come Stand Your Ground didn't protect Trayvon! (seriously, I've seen this like 50 times on Twitter. It is like everybody works off the same narrative talking points). SYG doesn't apply in this case because apply the checklist of Ability, Opportunity, and Immediacy to Zimmerman. Somebody following you through a neighborhood doesn't mean that you can go and beat the hell out of them. And if you attack somebody before they reasonably present a threat of Serious Bodily Harm, then it isn't lawful self-defense, so SYG doesn't apply.

Prosecution's witness, Rachel Janteel, (Trayvon's girlfriend) was on Piers Morgan and said that the reason Trayvon Martin attacked George Zimmerman was because he thought Zimmerman was a "gay rapist". And also that Martin didn't mean to kill Zimmerman, that was just a misunderstanding on Zimmerman's part, and really Travyon just wanted to give him the "whoop ass" (her words, not mine) which was a cultural thing and how they took care of people like that... Despite MSNBC's narrative to the contrary SYG doesn't allow you to give the "whoop ass" to somebody just because you think they're gay.


Um...your blog sucks.
 
2013-09-10 09:27:43 PM  

Weatherkiss: /they were both assholes who could have easily avoided the situation to begin with


Except that one was walking home and minding his own business, while the other was driving around the streets in his truck with a loaded gun, and purposely got out of that truck to approach and confront the other one.
One could also say that one of the people in this conflict was a minor (with a minor's mental patterns, emotions and experience), while the other was a 28 year old man, and that the grown man should have been the one who controlled the situation.
Instead, we have one 28 year old man who somehow felt it was his responsibility to do what he did, even though the local cops (you know, the ones who are trained and sworn to handle such situations) explicitly tell their local neighborhood watch NOT to do what he did.

Children can be assholes, but that can be dismissed as they are still children. What was Zimmerman's excuse?
 
2013-09-10 09:29:25 PM  

rewind2846: Except that one was walking home and minding his own business


Casing houses after meeting some guys at 7-11 to sell some weed, but I get your point.
 
2013-09-10 09:31:08 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: HypnozombieX: To think the American right see this guy as some kind of folk hero.

No one sees this guy as a folk hero.


blog.zap2it.com
 
2013-09-10 09:32:12 PM  

gimmegimme: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: HypnozombieX: To think the American right see this guy as some kind of folk hero.

No one sees this guy as a folk hero.


Man, when that goofball is the guy you use as your example... Yeesh
 
2013-09-10 09:32:35 PM  

freak7: rewind2846: Except that one was walking home and minding his own business

Casing houses after meeting some guys at 7-11 to sell some weed, but I get your point.


Surely you have some proof of this.

(And I love how you're assuming the worst of the 17-year-old kid with no criminal record and the best of the guy who has a history of violence his whole adult life.)
 
2013-09-10 09:33:22 PM  
Once again, George is being framed by nefarious outsiders bent on destroying a responsible gun owner.  Even that woman of his is in on it.

Don't you people get it?  The movement cannot fail.  The movement can only be betrayed.
 
2013-09-10 09:33:55 PM  
Well..i thought it was over..but the farts came back with a vendetta against me.

The campfire fizzled and now its more burnt hair.
 
2013-09-10 09:33:55 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: gimmegimme: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: HypnozombieX: To think the American right see this guy as some kind of folk hero.

No one sees this guy as a folk hero.

Man, when that goofball is the guy you use as your example... Yeesh


Well, come on.  I'm not wrong!
 
2013-09-10 09:34:50 PM  

gimmegimme: Surely you have some proof of this.


I'm done responding to you until you point out my "racist statement" in this thread. You have the balls to call me a racist, back it up with some facts.
 
2013-09-10 09:35:03 PM  
someonelse:Um...your blog sucks.

It's not mine.  And yeah, that first 5th or so of the article does make Clint Eastwood's empty chair look sane.  It gets better once you get past the first 5th and he actually starts talking about self-defense.

The key point is this:

It doesn't mean you can just shoot brown people who make you nervous. That's propaganda bullshiat. Even in the most lenient use of force law states (one of which I live in and taught this stuff for a decade) that's not how it works at all. Let me condense down a couple of hours of legal lecture into a few points to see if any given shoot is justified or not. Most states operate on the following criteria:

Would a Reasonable Person (like a jury) make the following assumptions in your circumstances?

Were you in fear of receiving Serious Bodily Harm from an attacker? (some states use the term Grievous Bodily Harm instead, but either way it means were you in fear for your life, or of getting a bad life threatening or potentially life altering injury? Also, in some states it is you, or a third person, meaning that you can get involved not just to save your life, but someone else's life as well)

If so, would a Reasonable Person come to the conclusion that your assailant(s) met the following three criteria:

* Did they have the Ability to cause you Serious Bodily Harm? (basically meaning can they actually hurt you?)
* Did they have the Opportunity to cause you Serious Bodily Harm? (basically meaning can they reach you with their ability?)
* Were they acting in a manner that suggested they were an Immediate Threat? (basically meaning are they actually acting like they're going to do all this stuff to you now? Some states refer to this as Jeopardy)

Check. Check. Check... Bang. That's fundamentally how the law works. Keep in mind in a class I would spend an hour going over examples of shoot and no shoot situations based on those things, but that's basically all there is to it.

So let's look at Trayvon Martin getting shot by George Zimmerman. Go through the criteria. The stuff leading up to it is basically irrelevant for this portion. Serious Bodily Harm? In most cases there aren't even any physical injuries to show, and you're still justified just by the reasonable belief of potential threat, but in this case there are actual injuries. Slamming your head into pavement meets the legal threshold. In fact, any blow to the head sufficient to render you unconscious is sufficient to kill you, and also if somebody renders you unconscious a reasonable man can say that you can assume they're not going to stop there. So good to go.

Ability? Yep. Physically Martin was dominating Zimmerman. Opportunity. Yep, it's happening right now. Jeopardy? Already in play.

Right there, within a couple of days of the shooting most of the self-defense instructors in the nation looked at this case and said, yep, he's getting off. Not because of race, because for us you could flip the races and it was the 1/8th black Peruvian that got shot after committing battery against a black guy, and the answer remains the same, because that's how the law is structured.
 
2013-09-10 09:35:15 PM  

gimmegimme: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: gimmegimme: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: HypnozombieX: To think the American right see this guy as some kind of folk hero.

No one sees this guy as a folk hero.

Man, when that goofball is the guy you use as your example... Yeesh

Well, come on.  I'm not wrong!


Haha no, no you're not, unfortunately
 
2013-09-10 09:36:32 PM  

freak7: Casing houses after meeting some guys at 7-11 to sell some weed, but I get your point.


I'm guessing frep's alt. Has to be, he's the only one that's been farking that chicken for months.
 
2013-09-10 09:37:13 PM  

mediablitz: His father in law was coming at him.

Typical thug. He's lucky Zimmerman didn't protect himself. Father in law probably has pictures on Facebook doing gang signs and I BET he smoked weed sometime in his past.


"BET"? Hell they will have a special on this. Probably won't care about the weed angle.
 
2013-09-10 09:39:27 PM  

gimmegimme: freak7: gimmegimme: freak7: Uranus Is Huge!: [img189.imageshack.us image 247x333]

OMFG that's gruesome.

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And I'm still waiting for you to point out my racist comment.

I don't know why I'm still responding to a troll, but you told me:

Is this really the best you have? I would post pictures showing Zim's bloodied and broken nose, but I suspect you're just a troll with nothing better to do. USA vs Mexico just started, does that do anything for you?

Soccer?  Mexico?  Why would you assume I'm a minority?  Do you really see this as a racial case?  I see a man who has a history of violence that extends through the whole of his adult life, who simply can't stop himself from getting involved in violent and dangerous situations.

And it's totally disingenuous to post Zim's boo boo pre-wipe wipe.  After five seconds with a wet paper towel, the two men have the same life-changing facial injuries, right?  Why didn't the father-in-law defend himself, right?

Here's hoping they can pull the video from that iPad.  The evidence should be fascinating.


freak7: gimmegimme: Surely you have some proof of this.

I'm done responding to you until you point out my "racist statement" in this thread. You have the balls to call me a racist, back it up with some facts.


Here was my Weeners to you on the matter.
 
2013-09-10 09:42:00 PM  
I bet it was a black iPad
 
2013-09-10 09:42:42 PM  

Millennium: skylabdown: Yep... it's a biatch. If you are going to convict someone in your own mind regardless of the court proceedings, why do we even engage the legal system anyway? You seem to be a better abattoir of right and wrong yourself, right?

Wash, rinse, repeat. The same folks who are crying about GZ being found not guilty are by and large the same ones who thought it was fantastic that OJ got off scot-free.. and visa-versa. What's your point?

The two groups aren't so different. OJ's supporters ignored evidence and decided based on emotion, just like Zimmerman's detractors. Flip this around, and you get both OJ's detractors and Zimmerman's supporters, deciding on evidence rather than truthiness. The more things change, the more they stay the same.


I call BS. Most of these Zimmerman fanboys here (trolls, Nabb1, Dow Jones, etc.) have made so many excuses for this piece of shiat, that they can't dis-invest themselves of him. They staked their political beliefs in a loser, and now they have to go down on the ship. Now tell me this, it's been about two months since his acquittal and he's been in trouble with the police three times and been in the news at least 6 times. Does this sound like some average Joe Citizen, or some braying asshole looking for a confrontation?

BTW, at least most OJ defenders cut bait with him when he proved to be an attention whore. Did I think he was guilty? Yeah, but if you're going to assume that the Zimmerman jury was impartial, then do the same for OJ. Hell Casey Anthony had the decency to stay out of the public eye after her trial. But keep on defending him - he'll be in prison in two years at this rate.
 
2013-09-10 09:44:23 PM  

NightOwl2255: freak7: Casing houses after meeting some guys at 7-11 to sell some weed, but I get your point.

I'm guessing frep's alt. Has to be, he's the only one that's been farking that chicken for months.


Well, I heard that Zimmerman broke the iPad because his wife was going to release Zimmerman's special recipe for Purple Drank Meth.  Whether or not you realize it, Zimmerman has spent the past couple months teaming with Chik-Fil-A to distribute the purest meth in the South.  Where do you think all of this money came from?  Zimmerman was out of work for several months and now he owns cars and a house and iPads and a massive bank account he might lose in the divorce.  It's not like he got a 9-to-5 at Home Depot, dudes.

LOL:

i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-09-10 09:46:28 PM  
Q: When is the only time a republican gives a crap about a hispanic?

A: When he looks white and guns down a black kid.

And just like them he promptly shiat his pants when the fight he provoked turned against him.

Unable to beat 'em? Shoot 'em.

farking cowards. Guns are not equalizers in a fist fight you started. They are a last resort.
 
2013-09-10 09:46:53 PM  
No! George Zimmerman is the reincarnation of Jesus and being persecuted by evil doers! Like his former concubine Shellie who is now a painted Jezebel shilling for ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS and probably even the Food Channel.
 
2013-09-10 09:47:33 PM  

JAGChem82: Now tell me this, it's been about two months since his acquittal and he's been in trouble with the police three times and been in the news at least 6 times. Does this sound like some average Joe Citizen, or some braying asshole looking for a confrontation?


Don't you understand, just like all the accusers before the shooting, they are all liars! Liars I tell you! People have been maligning poor St. Zimmerman for years. He's as pure as the driven snow, and don't you forget it.
 
2013-09-10 09:47:41 PM  

JAGChem82: Millennium: skylabdown: Yep... it's a biatch. If you are going to convict someone in your own mind regardless of the court proceedings, why do we even engage the legal system anyway? You seem to be a better abattoir of right and wrong yourself, right?

Wash, rinse, repeat. The same folks who are crying about GZ being found not guilty are by and large the same ones who thought it was fantastic that OJ got off scot-free.. and visa-versa. What's your point?

The two groups aren't so different. OJ's supporters ignored evidence and decided based on emotion, just like Zimmerman's detractors. Flip this around, and you get both OJ's detractors and Zimmerman's supporters, deciding on evidence rather than truthiness. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

I call BS. Most of these Zimmerman fanboys here (trolls, Nabb1, Dow Jones, etc.) have made so many excuses for this piece of shiat, that they can't dis-invest themselves of him. They staked their political beliefs in a loser, and now they have to go down on the ship. Now tell me this, it's been about two months since his acquittal and he's been in trouble with the police three times and been in the news at least 6 times. Does this sound like some average Joe Citizen, or some braying asshole looking for a confrontation?

BTW, at least most OJ defenders cut bait with him when he proved to be an attention whore. Did I think he was guilty? Yeah, but if you're going to assume that the Zimmerman jury was impartial, then do the same for OJ. Hell Casey Anthony had the decency to stay out of the public eye after her trial. But keep on defending him - he'll be in prison in two years at this rate.


Spot on.  It's the same thing with W and Sarah Palin and Karl Rove and Rumsfeld and Cheney and Mitt Romney.  Even right-wingers know that they were wrong about everything and were merely greedy opportunist with a talent for exploiting people, but no one can admit it because they still have six cases of "Going Rogue" in their garage that they're trying to sell at Tea Party rallies.
 
2013-09-10 09:48:33 PM  

gimmegimme: Here was my Weeners to you on the matter.


I'm a racist for suggesting that you watch the USA vs Mexico soccer game rather than wasting your time trolling this thread?

Are
you
being
serious
right
now
?
 
2013-09-10 09:51:21 PM  
meyerkev: Stop it.  Stand your ground DOES NOT APPLY.

Please.

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/07/stand-your-ground-george -z immerman-trayvon-martin

Just because Zimmerman's defense team didn't bring up Stand Your Ground in the trial (more on that below), that doesn't mean the law was irrelevant to the jury's decision. To the contrary, Judge Debra Nelson made clear in the jury instructions (PDF) that they should consider the law:

"If George Zimmerman was not engaged in an unlawful activity and was attacked in any place where he had a right to be, he had no duty to retreat and had the right to stand his ground and meet force with force, including deadly force if he reasonably believed that it was necessary to do so to prevent death or great bodily harm to himself or another or to prevent the commission of a forcible felony.
"

And consider it they did. According to the most outspoken juror, known only as Juror B-37, Stand Your Ground was key to reaching their verdict. She told CNN's Anderson Cooper in an interview that neither second-degree murder nor manslaughter applied in Zimmerman's case "because of the heat of the moment and the 'stand your ground.' He had a right to defend himself. If he felt threatened that his life was going to be taken away from him or he was going to have bodily harm, he had a right."

 http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/07/16/3502481/juror-we-talked-stand -yo ur-ground.html

Stand Your Ground allows a law-abiding citizen to "meet force with force, including deadly force" if he reasonably feels threatened in a confrontation. The NRA-drafted law, passed by the Florida Legislature in 2005, made two major changes to homicide cases:

• It changed standard jury instructions, which previously held that a person had a duty to retreat by using "every reasonable means," and,

• It gave prospective defendants the right to immunity from prosecution. To make the immunity determination, the courts established pre-trial Stand Your Ground hearings.


Zimmerman didn't take the opportunity to have immunity form prosecution, but the jury instructions were still changed. If Zimmerman had been held to the previous "every reasonable means" standard, the trial would have looked very different.
 
2013-09-10 09:51:52 PM  

NightOwl2255: JAGChem82: Now tell me this, it's been about two months since his acquittal and he's been in trouble with the police three times and been in the news at least 6 times. Does this sound like some average Joe Citizen, or some braying asshole looking for a confrontation?

Don't you understand, just like all the accusers before the shooting, they are all liars! Liars I tell you! People have been maligning poor St. Zimmerman for years. He's as pure as the driven snow, and don't you forget it.


Meh.

To be fair after that media circus the guy would get press if he stopped to ask a cop for directions.

I think he got away with murder but then again the system spoke. You have to believe in the system
 
2013-09-10 09:54:25 PM  

fiddlehead: HypnozombieX: To think the American right see this guy as some kind of folk hero.

Shooting a young black man and getting no jail time PLUS threatening his wife after she files for divorce? Damn right they see him as a hero.


Yet the left want to find something to convict him of while ignoring all the black on black crime, what did Chicago have in terms of shootings/murders all the outrage of the week of his not guilty verdict? Wasn't it like 70 or 80?

Selective amnesia, get outraged about shiat that matters, this case was at best on the edge of guilty. He's more guilty of being a pussy than anything else, he just shot the kid because he's a softy doughy mess and there's just no excuse for that if he really wanted to be in law enforcement.
 
2013-09-10 09:57:42 PM  

adamatari: Maybe his ex is crazy, but the Z man sure has a lot of drama around him. Either he has horrible luck or he's got problems. Time will tell.


I think it's him being an idiot. The night that Martin died it was caused two idiots met and decided to fight. Not saying Zimmerman was right in shooting Martin but neither was Martin in hitting Zimmerman. They were both at fault and it all could have been prevented had they never met.
 
2013-09-10 09:57:53 PM  
Curious that none of the GZ defenders from the nearless endless GZ trial are here right now.  They've no answer for this latest GZ behaviour.  So the guy basically uses his gun in any and all situations when he is merely "threatened" if you can call it that.  So I guess the iPad had it coming because it was a deadly weapon that could inflict grievous bodily injury or death.

I'm shocked and appalled by their absence.
 
2013-09-10 09:59:39 PM  

Mi-5: Curious that none of the GZ defenders from the nearless endless GZ trial are here right now.  They've no answer for this latest GZ behaviour.  So the guy basically uses his gun in any and all situations when he is merely "threatened" if you can call it that.  So I guess the iPad had it coming because it was a deadly weapon that could inflict grievous bodily injury or death.

I'm shocked and appalled by their absence.


Are you sure they're not here...?
 
2013-09-10 10:01:26 PM  

erikarcher: I bet it was a black iPad


Comment of the thread, last one out turn off the lights we're done here.
 
2013-09-10 10:02:03 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: HypnozombieX: To think the American right see this guy as some kind of folk hero.

No one sees this guy as a folk hero.


Read the comments on any local news sites. There's your teabagger base.
 
2013-09-10 10:02:49 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Can anybody give me directions to the gangbang?


You don't know where your mom lives?
 
2013-09-10 10:04:15 PM  
The guy sure stands his ground a lot.
 
2013-09-10 10:04:59 PM  
If he hadn't been completely victimized by the system, he wouldn't be falling apart like this now. The poor man.

/I was being sarcastic. Don't agree with me.
 
2013-09-10 10:06:47 PM  

Mi-5: Curious that none of the GZ defenders from the nearless endless GZ trial are here right now.  They've no answer for this latest GZ behaviour.  So the guy basically uses his gun in any and all situations when he is merely "threatened" if you can call it that.  So I guess the iPad had it coming because it was a deadly weapon that could inflict grievous bodily injury or death.

I'm shocked and appalled by their absence.


Except he didn't and its only mentioned because the attention whore wife kept saying it over and over again.

And I said thread over, everybody out!!!!
 
2013-09-10 10:09:40 PM  

freak7: 1. Shellie claimed that George punched her father in the face and that he had a "mark" and that it looked like his nose was broken. The police found no indication that the father had been struck. The father also declined in pressing charges for this phantom assault.

2. Shellie was on the phone with 911 when the police arrived on scene. She told the operator that the police were there and that George was in his car. The police say that George was standing on the lawn when they arrived.

3. Shellie claimed in the 911 call that George had his hand on his gun and was patting it, daring her to come closer. No gun was found on George. She then changed her story to say that she never saw a gun.

Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.


actually Mark O'Mara said George had the gun on him and was holding his hand over it so "it didn't move"  and so the father in law couldn't grab it.

he said some reports said George didn't have a gun but they aren't factual.
 
2013-09-10 10:11:15 PM  

steamingpile: Mi-5: Curious that none of the GZ defenders from the nearless endless GZ trial are here right now.  They've no answer for this latest GZ behaviour.  So the guy basically uses his gun in any and all situations when he is merely "threatened" if you can call it that.  So I guess the iPad had it coming because it was a deadly weapon that could inflict grievous bodily injury or death.

I'm shocked and appalled by their absence.

Except he didn't and its only mentioned because the attention whore wife kept saying it over and over again.

And I said thread over, everybody out!!!!


actually the cops have the iPad and are going to to forensic data recovery on it if they can.
 
2013-09-10 10:11:55 PM  

gimmegimme: Mi-5: Curious that none of the GZ defenders from the nearless endless GZ trial are here right now.  They've no answer for this latest GZ behaviour.  So the guy basically uses his gun in any and all situations when he is merely "threatened" if you can call it that.  So I guess the iPad had it coming because it was a deadly weapon that could inflict grievous bodily injury or death.

I'm shocked and appalled by their absence.

Are you sure they're not here...?


They'll be here until he does something completely indefensible (though at this rate he could join Al Qaeda and they'll be making excuses for him). Once that happens, you won't get anyone to admit they supported him and they'll move on to the next conservative cause célèbre. Who that will be is anyone's guess.
 
2013-09-10 10:12:00 PM  

Hobodeluxe: freak7: 1. Shellie claimed that George punched her father in the face and that he had a "mark" and that it looked like his nose was broken. The police found no indication that the father had been struck. The father also declined in pressing charges for this phantom assault.

2. Shellie was on the phone with 911 when the police arrived on scene. She told the operator that the police were there and that George was in his car. The police say that George was standing on the lawn when they arrived.

3. Shellie claimed in the 911 call that George had his hand on his gun and was patting it, daring her to come closer. No gun was found on George. She then changed her story to say that she never saw a gun.

Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.

actually Mark O'Mara said George had the gun on him and was holding his hand over it so "it didn't move"  and so the father in law couldn't grab it.

he said some reports said George didn't have a gun but they aren't factual.


GZ supporter mindset:

Three months ago: MARK O'MARA IS A BRAVE HERO WHO IS PROTECTING ANOTHER HERO WHO RIDDED THE WORLD OF A THUG.  THE JURY SHOULD HANG ON HIS EVERY WORD.

Now: MARK O'MARA IS A LYING SOB WHO HAS IT OUT FOR GEORGE ZIMMERMAN.
 
2013-09-10 10:13:51 PM  

Hobodeluxe: steamingpile: Mi-5: Curious that none of the GZ defenders from the nearless endless GZ trial are here right now.  They've no answer for this latest GZ behaviour.  So the guy basically uses his gun in any and all situations when he is merely "threatened" if you can call it that.  So I guess the iPad had it coming because it was a deadly weapon that could inflict grievous bodily injury or death.

I'm shocked and appalled by their absence.

Except he didn't and its only mentioned because the attention whore wife kept saying it over and over again.

And I said thread over, everybody out!!!!

actually the cops have the iPad and are going to to forensic data recovery on it if they can.


He didn't use his gun and I'm guessing his coonty wife had the iPad in his face being coonty.
 
2013-09-10 10:15:22 PM  

steamingpile: Hobodeluxe: steamingpile: Mi-5: Curious that none of the GZ defenders from the nearless endless GZ trial are here right now.  They've no answer for this latest GZ behaviour.  So the guy basically uses his gun in any and all situations when he is merely "threatened" if you can call it that.  So I guess the iPad had it coming because it was a deadly weapon that could inflict grievous bodily injury or death.

I'm shocked and appalled by their absence.

Except he didn't and its only mentioned because the attention whore wife kept saying it over and over again.

And I said thread over, everybody out!!!!

actually the cops have the iPad and are going to to forensic data recovery on it if they can.

He didn't use his gun and I'm guessing his coonty wife had the iPad in his face being coonty.


So he did the right and moral thing, Broke her iPad and punched her dad.
 
2013-09-10 10:15:58 PM  

Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.


Criminal Just-us System.
 
2013-09-10 10:20:04 PM  

steamingpile: Yet the left want to find something to convict him of while ignoring all the black on black crime, what did Chicago have in terms of shootings/murders all the outrage of the week of his not guilty verdict? Wasn't it like 70 or 80?


Whenever I see a white person pull this out of their ass, I have to wonder... are they REALLY that concerned about black people being killed, or do they simply want any murders of black people (especially young black men) to be excused with the "well they do it" train of thought?

Then I realize that it's the latter, and click the circle with the line through it.

/technology is a wonderful thing
 
2013-09-10 10:22:39 PM  
 
2013-09-10 10:27:06 PM  
Domestic dispute or not, Zim is a hero.  He saw a black kid walking around and said 'not on my watch'.
 
2013-09-10 10:28:35 PM  

Hobodeluxe: actually Mark O'Mara said George had the gun on him and was holding his hand over it so "it didn't move"  and so the father in law couldn't grab it.

he said some reports said George didn't have a gun but they aren't factual.


O'Mara said he isn't representing George in this incident or his divorce and he wasn't at the scene. Police also said that Zim did not have a gun on him. Sounds like you're reading some bullshiat.
 
2013-09-10 10:34:15 PM  

rewind2846: steamingpile: Yet the left want to find something to convict him of while ignoring all the black on black crime, what did Chicago have in terms of shootings/murders all the outrage of the week of his not guilty verdict? Wasn't it like 70 or 80?

Whenever I see a white person pull this out of their ass, I have to wonder... are they REALLY that concerned about black people being killed, or do they simply want any murders of black people (especially young black men) to be excused with the "well they do it" train of thought?

Then I realize that it's the latter, and click the circle with the line through it.

/technology is a wonderful thing


I agree with everything Bill Cosby says on the subject, his opinion pieces are true words of wisdom but go ignored in the black community. I don't excuse anyone's murder but I find whoever wants to biatch about this one murder while ignoring the larger issue going on in the black community of violence that's part of daily life to sound hypocritical and basically just out to get their name in the paper.
 
2013-09-10 10:35:14 PM  

LasersHurt: steamingpile: Hobodeluxe: steamingpile: Mi-5: Curious that none of the GZ defenders from the nearless endless GZ trial are here right now.  They've no answer for this latest GZ behaviour.  So the guy basically uses his gun in any and all situations when he is merely "threatened" if you can call it that.  So I guess the iPad had it coming because it was a deadly weapon that could inflict grievous bodily injury or death.

I'm shocked and appalled by their absence.

Except he didn't and its only mentioned because the attention whore wife kept saying it over and over again.

And I said thread over, everybody out!!!!

actually the cops have the iPad and are going to to forensic data recovery on it if they can.

He didn't use his gun and I'm guessing his coonty wife had the iPad in his face being coonty.

So he did the right and moral thing, Broke her iPad and punched her dad.


Except he never punched her dad.
 
2013-09-10 10:39:03 PM  

steamingpile: Hobodeluxe: steamingpile: Mi-5: Curious that none of the GZ defenders from the nearless endless GZ trial are here right now.  They've no answer for this latest GZ behaviour.  So the guy basically uses his gun in any and all situations when he is merely "threatened" if you can call it that.  So I guess the iPad had it coming because it was a deadly weapon that could inflict grievous bodily injury or death.

I'm shocked and appalled by their absence.

Except he didn't and its only mentioned because the attention whore wife kept saying it over and over again.

And I said thread over, everybody out!!!!

actually the cops have the iPad and are going to to forensic data recovery on it if they can.

He didn't use his gun and I'm guessing his coonty wife had the iPad in his face being coonty.


he didn't pull his gun out. but he had it on him. for some reason the cops didn't search his truck after they arrived. (he was at the truck when they pulled up there's a video of him doing the backwards perp walk when he surrendered to them.

there's also a video of him breaking into the IPad with a knife and then smashing the iPad on the sidewalk.
 
2013-09-10 10:40:16 PM  

steamingpile: I agree with everything Bill Cosby says on the subject


And you totally have a black friend and thus are not racist, amirite?
 
2013-09-10 10:42:24 PM  

freak7: Hobodeluxe: actually Mark O'Mara said George had the gun on him and was holding his hand over it so "it didn't move"  and so the father in law couldn't grab it.

he said some reports said George didn't have a gun but they aren't factual.

O'Mara said he isn't representing George in this incident or his divorce and he wasn't at the scene. Police also said that Zim did not have a gun on him. Sounds like you're reading some bullshiat.


police didn't search his truck. and that's where he was when they drove up was by his truck. O'Mara stated very matter of factly and without any hedging that George had his gun on him at the time of the incident. but that he didn't pull it out.
 
2013-09-10 10:47:37 PM  

Sergeant Grumbles: steamingpile: I agree with everything Bill Cosby says on the subject

And you totally have a black friend and thus are not racist, amirite?


Nah I got no black friends anymore but I see this happens more and more as people get older.
 
2013-09-10 10:49:05 PM  

zzrhardy: As an outsider this Zimmerman/Trayvon case is mystifying.

On one side you have someone who looks like a Zeta cartel member. On the other you have someone of African origin.

But somehow white people are to blame?


Us white devils are to blame for everything.  We thought we'd passed the buck to the Hispanics on this Zimmerman thing, though...
 
2013-09-10 10:49:22 PM  

steamingpile: LasersHurt: steamingpile: Hobodeluxe: steamingpile: Mi-5: Curious that none of the GZ defenders from the nearless endless GZ trial are here right now.  They've no answer for this latest GZ behaviour.  So the guy basically uses his gun in any and all situations when he is merely "threatened" if you can call it that.  So I guess the iPad had it coming because it was a deadly weapon that could inflict grievous bodily injury or death.

I'm shocked and appalled by their absence.

Except he didn't and its only mentioned because the attention whore wife kept saying it over and over again.

And I said thread over, everybody out!!!!

actually the cops have the iPad and are going to to forensic data recovery on it if they can.

He didn't use his gun and I'm guessing his coonty wife had the iPad in his face being coonty.

So he did the right and moral thing, Broke her iPad and punched her dad.

Except he never punched her dad.


or they don't want to go to court over this and decided it wasn't in their interests to pursue charges? maybe they got paid off ? maybe they're afraid?

"We did not take a gun at all, because there was no reason to take a gun, because his gun was in his truck," Officer Bracknell said.
 
2013-09-10 10:51:18 PM  
George Zimmerman is a lib and since there's not a black person that we can pretend is Obama to get a symbolic victory over, he's on his own this time suck it libs
 
2013-09-10 10:59:20 PM  

Hobodeluxe: police didn't search his truck. and that's where he was when they drove up was by his truck.


George was standing on the lawn when the police arrived, they said so in a released statement. That's one of the many inconsistencies in Shellie's call to 911, she claimed that George was in his truck when police rolled up.
 
2013-09-10 11:00:28 PM  
Jeebus TF goes to shiat more and more each year...
 
2013-09-10 11:04:53 PM  

DittoToo: Jeebus TF goes to shiat more and more each year...


It's cheap.
 
2013-09-10 11:05:10 PM  

steamingpile: I don't excuse anyone's murder but I find whoever wants to biatch about this one murder while ignoring the larger issue going on in the black community of violence that's part of daily life to sound hypocritical and basically just out to get their name in the paper.


Your concern is noted, you crusader for justice. Really.
/Seriously.
 
2013-09-10 11:06:22 PM  
Smashing an iPod could hardly be considered suspicious. If anything, it would make him more sympathetic to a jury.
 
2013-09-10 11:06:44 PM  
I cant believe you guys can't smell this. It's epic.
 
2013-09-10 11:10:19 PM  

Gyrfalcon: DittoToo: Jeebus TF goes to shiat more and more each year...

It's cheap.


Buy me it? Ill tell ya a good joke
 
2013-09-10 11:19:26 PM  

mediablitz: His father in law was coming at him.

Typical thug. He's lucky Zimmerman didn't protect himself. Father in law probably has pictures on Facebook doing gang signs and I BET he smoked weed sometime in his past.


He's lucky he wasn't carrying a pack of Skittles with intent.
 
2013-09-10 11:19:55 PM  
arch.413chan.net
 
2013-09-10 11:20:12 PM  

Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.


Or maybe laws that weren't completely retarded.
 
2013-09-10 11:23:49 PM  
Picture of the father-in-law:

cdn.sheknows.com
 
2013-09-10 11:23:57 PM  

iheartscotch: The article is all supposition. So, pretty much as trumped up as the wife's claims.


Except the part where his attorney throws him under the bus
 
2013-09-10 11:26:51 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: Only soccer moms and chronic sufferers of white guilt (so strong that Zimmerman is white) care about this non-story.
Trayvon is dead. Zimmerman is not guilty of murdering him.

You're not after #justice, you're after vengeance.


Yeah sure, Fergie. And OJ isn't guilty of murdering his wife. He's totally innocent.
 
2013-09-10 11:28:53 PM  
Funny. I thought we learned that in the other articles about it.
 
2013-09-10 11:29:49 PM  

rewind2846: steamingpile: I don't excuse anyone's murder but I find whoever wants to biatch about this one murder while ignoring the larger issue going on in the black community of violence that's part of daily life to sound hypocritical and basically just out to get their name in the paper.

Your concern is noted, you crusader for justice. Really.
/Seriously.


I crusade for nothing but I wont hesitate to rat on my neighbors or family if they fark up.

I think my point usually is that worry about shiat in your own community before biatching about shiat others do to people from your community. It makes it easier to take you seriously.
 
2013-09-10 11:31:53 PM  

freak7: Hobodeluxe: police didn't search his truck. and that's where he was when they drove up was by his truck.

George was standing on the lawn when the police arrived, they said so in a released statement. That's one of the many inconsistencies in Shellie's call to 911, she claimed that George was in his truck when police rolled up.


there's a video linked in my earlier post. he's in the street,sees them coming and walks towards them they tell him to turn around and put his hands on his head and walk backwards.

cretinbob: iheartscotch: The article is all supposition. So, pretty much as trumped up as the wife's claims.

Except the part where his attorney throws him under the bus


and the surveillance video that shows him cutting up the iPad with a knife and smashing it like she described in her call.
 
2013-09-10 11:33:24 PM  

Funbags: Smashing an iPod could hardly be considered suspicious. If anything, it would make him more sympathetic to a jury.


depends on what they find on it. if he was destroying evidence then they might not like it very much
 
2013-09-10 11:34:35 PM  

steamingpile: I think my point usually is that worry about shiat in your own community before biatching about shiat others do to people from your community. It makes it easier to take you seriously.


So this black community you are endlessly biatching about - that must be yours, right?
 
2013-09-10 11:53:37 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: I cant believe you guys can't smell this. It's epic.


Smells like teen spirit, to me.
 
2013-09-10 11:55:41 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: WTF does this guy have on the local yokels that the cops keep farking up investigations in his favor?


Father is a judge, ie. on the side of law enforcement (even though technically they're supposed to be impartial). Professional courtesy.
 
2013-09-10 11:58:22 PM  

freak7: 1. Shellie claimed that George punched her father in the face and that he had a "mark" and that it looked like his nose was broken. The police found no indication that the father had been struck. The father also declined in pressing charges for this phantom assault.

2. Shellie was on the phone with 911 when the police arrived on scene. She told the operator that the police were there and that George was in his car. The police say that George was standing on the lawn when they arrived.

3. Shellie claimed in the 911 call that George had his hand on his gun and was patting it, daring her to come closer. No gun was found on George. She then changed her story to say that she never saw a gun.

Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.


And the fact that GZ's lawyer  admitted he had a gun on him is...
 
2013-09-10 11:59:32 PM  

jaytkay: steamingpile: I think my point usually is that worry about shiat in your own community before biatching about shiat others do to people from your community. It makes it easier to take you seriously.

So this black community you are endlessly biatching about - that must be yours, right?


He's from the North GA community, you know those upstanding "mountain denizens" that have given us meth, poor hygiene, obesity, and Honey Boo Boo.

But he'll go on and on about some stupid 16 year old black kids represent an entire race of people.
 
2013-09-11 12:03:27 AM  
Just so we have this straight. Shellie said in her 911 call that George was in his truck with his gun asking them to come closer.
This was after the iPad incident and the alleged attack on her dad and just before the cops rolled up.
this is the video of George surrendering to the cops when they pulled up. As you can see they've already instructed him to walk backwards towards them with his hands over his head.
he's coming from his truck. he's in the street not the yard.
also in this video you can see that George is taking pics of what she is putting in her truck. then he goes around and locks the door to the house. and exits from the garage. all the while Shellie is running around with the iPad recording him.  then at about 2:45 left in the video you see her dad I'm guessing backing away quickly very defensively almost stumbling out of the garage. (george is in there with a friend of his who is huge by the way) then George comes out acting very aggressively holding his hand up near his shirt where a shoulder holster would be and motioning for them in a very daring way to come closer while Shellie is on the phone. He has the iPad and then takes out a knife and cracks it open then flings it. and walks back to the truck.
 
2013-09-11 12:05:47 AM  
Lol... man, people are still pissy about George.

Some big pharma probably makes pills for that.
 
2013-09-11 12:12:15 AM  
You know, I'm starting to think this George Zimmerman may not be such a good guy.
 
2013-09-11 12:17:38 AM  

Uranus Is Huge!: There isn't a single story on this website that is directly effecting me. It newsworthy because George Zimmerman is notorious. It's not news, it's fark.com.

Why does the public's fascination with this person bother you?


If you don't effect a change in your grammer, Imma get GZ to neighborhood watch your ass.

// This is an attempt at humor and not actually a threat of physical violence.
 
2013-09-11 12:23:11 AM  

mofa: Uranus Is Huge!: There isn't a single story on this website that is directly effecting me. It newsworthy because George Zimmerman is notorious. It's not news, it's fark.com.

Why does the public's fascination with this person bother you?

If you don't effect a change in your grammer, Imma get GZ to neighborhood watch your ass.

// This is an attempt at humor and not actually a threat of physical violence.


Holy shiat! We found Louis CK's Fark handle.
 
2013-09-11 12:43:18 AM  

Hobodeluxe: Just so we have this straight. Shellie said in her 911 call that George was in his truck with his gun asking them to come closer.
This was after the iPad incident and the alleged attack on her dad and just before the cops rolled up.
this is the video of George surrendering to the cops when they pulled up. As you can see they've already instructed him to walk backwards towards them with his hands over his head.
he's coming from his truck. he's in the street not the yard.
also in this video you can see that George is taking pics of what she is putting in her truck. then he goes around and locks the door to the house. and exits from the garage. all the while Shellie is running around with the iPad recording him.  then at about 2:45 left in the video you see her dad I'm guessing backing away quickly very defensively almost stumbling out of the garage. (george is in there with a friend of his who is huge by the way) then George comes out acting very aggressively holding his hand up near his shirt where a shoulder holster would be and motioning for them in a very daring way to come closer while Shellie is on the phone. He has the iPad and then takes out a knife and cracks it open then flings it. and walks back to the truck.


Looks like he removed and pocketed the SD card from the iPad too. Whatever it was she got him on tape doing he sure doesn't want anyone to see it.
 
2013-09-11 12:46:30 AM  
Not to worry, people.  I've been assured by a number of people who know how the world really works that none of this is actually happening.
 
2013-09-11 12:50:13 AM  
steamingpile:
I think my point usually is that worry about shiat in your own community before biatching about shiat others do to people from your community. It makes it easier to take you seriously.

And this is why no one takes you seriously.

See, this isn't about any "community". It's about one cop-wannabe asshole who somehow got the idea that this boy was a suspect, and that he was the only one who could right the wrong of this obvious lawbreaker who had the nerve to walk down the street in the rain with his hood pulled up over his head.

The whole story is about people who not only exceed the bounds of their authority, but their mental capacity as well. Zimmerman was an idiot, an idiot who believed what he had been fed by the media about young black men, and who acted on that by leaving his truck and approaching Martin, thereby starting a chain of events which led to Martin's murder.

"Community" my ass. That's in your head.
 
2013-09-11 01:12:44 AM  
People look stupid taking video with an iPad.
 
2013-09-11 01:25:46 AM  
rewind2846:

The whole story is about people who not only exceed the bounds of their authority, but their mental capacity as well. Zimmerman was an idiot, an idiot who believed what he had been fed by the media about young black men, and who acted on that by leaving his truck and approaching Martin, thereby starting a chain of events which led to Martin's murder.

"Community" my ass. That's in your head.


Martin wasn't murdered. He was killed while committing a violent assault. World of difference.
Martin was the only person who committed a crime that night, and he got what he deserved.

Zimmerman had every right in the world to follow that clown around, regardless of why he thought he was a threat.
 
2013-09-11 01:30:27 AM  

Hobodeluxe: Just so we have this straight. Shellie said in her 911 call that George was in his truck with his gun asking them to come closer.
This was after the iPad incident and the alleged attack on her dad and just before the cops rolled up.
this is the video of George surrendering to the cops when they pulled up. As you can see they've already instructed him to walk backwards towards them with his hands over his head.
he's coming from his truck. he's in the street not the yard.
also in this video you can see that George is taking pics of what she is putting in her truck. then he goes around and locks the door to the house. and exits from the garage. all the while Shellie is running around with the iPad recording him.  then at about 2:45 left in the video you see her dad I'm guessing backing away quickly very defensively almost stumbling out of the garage. (george is in there with a friend of his who is huge by the way) then George comes out acting very aggressively holding his hand up near his shirt where a shoulder holster would be and motioning for them in a very daring way to come closer while Shellie is on the phone. He has the iPad and then takes out a knife and cracks it open then flings it. and walks back to the truck.


Jesus, George. Set a farking clock right.
 
2013-09-11 01:31:10 AM  

LavenderWolf: People look stupid taking video with an iPad.


And being fat in yoga pants.
 
2013-09-11 02:08:06 AM  

Ziabatsu: Good thing he destroyed the iPad.  As we all learned in movies, if you destroy the display mechanism of an computer box it deletes all data and stops functioning.  It doesn't stay in some sort of internal SD storage that can then be recovered pretty easily.


Sounds like destruction of evidence to me.
 
2013-09-11 02:23:34 AM  
Was somebody operating that security camera or do they have smart security cameras now that automatically follow detected movement?

Security footage and Zimmerman's own lawyer's statements seem to back up Zimmerman's wife's 911 call.
 
2013-09-11 02:28:19 AM  

Dwindle: rewind2846:

The whole story is about people who not only exceed the bounds of their authority, but their mental capacity as well. Zimmerman was an idiot, an idiot who believed what he had been fed by the media about young black men, and who acted on that by leaving his truck and approaching Martin, thereby starting a chain of events which led to Martin's murder.

"Community" my ass. That's in your head.

Martin wasn't murdered. He was killed while committing a violent assault. World of difference.
Martin was the only person who committed a crime that night, and he got what he deserved.

Zimmerman had every right in the world to follow that clown around, regardless of why he thought he was a threat.


So you're cool then with armed men following your kids around their own neighbourhood, confronting them and then shooting them when your kid tries to defend him or herself?
 
2013-09-11 02:48:42 AM  

Ghastly: Was somebody operating that security camera or do they have smart security cameras now that automatically follow detected movement?

Security footage and Zimmerman's own lawyer's statements seem to back up Zimmerman's wife's 911 call.


I'm thinking the actual camera was static, and somebody was using a camera to take a video of it playing from a monitor. Thats why you see the WMP progress bar at the bottom from time to time.
 
2013-09-11 02:51:03 AM  

Yes this is dog: Ghastly: Was somebody operating that security camera or do they have smart security cameras now that automatically follow detected movement?

Security footage and Zimmerman's own lawyer's statements seem to back up Zimmerman's wife's 911 call.

I'm thinking the actual camera was static, and somebody was using a camera to take a video of it playing from a monitor. Thats why you see the WMP progress bar at the bottom from time to time.


That would certainly explain the shiatty video quality.
 
2013-09-11 03:06:26 AM  

Ghastly: Looks like he removed and pocketed the SD card from the iPad too.


What magic iPad is this?!
 
2013-09-11 03:18:23 AM  

vrax: Ghastly: Looks like he removed and pocketed the SD card from the iPad too.

What magic iPad is this?!


Sorry.... I'm an android user. I have a Toshiba Thrive so even my SD cards have SD card slots.
 
2013-09-11 03:23:24 AM  

Ghastly: vrax: Ghastly: Looks like he removed and pocketed the SD card from the iPad too.

What magic iPad is this?!

Sorry.... I'm an android user. I have a Toshiba Thrive so even my SD cards have SD card slots.


As it should be.  Carry on!
 
2013-09-11 03:30:48 AM  

freak7: gimmegimme: Surely you have some proof of this.

I'm done responding to you until you point out my "racist statement" in this thread. You have the balls to call me a racist, back it up with some facts.


And don't call him Shirley.

/TLDR Too much butt hurt and pout rage gives me a painful headache.

i1190.photobucket.com

Why I posted this. Fark you that's why. It's now time for my meds.
 
2013-09-11 03:38:17 AM  

vrax: Ghastly: Looks like he removed and pocketed the SD card from the iPad too.

What magic iPad is this?!

 
2013-09-11 03:39:10 AM  

vrax: Ghastly: vrax: Ghastly: Looks like he removed and pocketed the SD card from the iPad too.

What magic iPad is this?!

Sorry.... I'm an android user. I have a Toshiba Thrive so even my SD cards have SD card slots.

As it should be.  Carry on!


31.media.tumblr.com

I literally cannot look at one of these without hearing, "Yo dawg..."
 
2013-09-11 04:39:16 AM  

Ghastly: vrax: Ghastly: vrax: Ghastly: Looks like he removed and pocketed the SD card from the iPad too.

What magic iPad is this?!

Sorry.... I'm an android user. I have a Toshiba Thrive so even my SD cards have SD card slots.

As it should be.  Carry on!

[31.media.tumblr.com image 500x299]

I literally cannot look at one of these without hearing, "Yo dawg..."


That's an odd feature!
 
2013-09-11 04:56:51 AM  

Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence,

dead children and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.

Completed the list for you.
 
2013-09-11 06:53:58 AM  

Ziabatsu: Good thing he destroyed the iPad.  As we all learned in movies, if you destroy the display mechanism of an computer box it deletes all data and stops functioning.  It doesn't stay in some sort of internal SD storage that can then be recovered pretty easily.


You have too much faith in that police department.
 
2013-09-11 07:23:25 AM  

PsiChick: And the fact that GZ's lawyer  admitted he had a gun on him is...


O'Mara is not representing George in any of this, he said so yesterday. The police said that George was not wearing his gun and that a gun is not a part of this incident.

How many times do the facts need to be reported before some of you listen to them?
 
2013-09-11 07:36:18 AM  
The police have released their dash cam footage and it shows George being ordered out of his truck, so that's one discrepancy between accounts that can be cleared up.

I really hate having to call a Honda Ridgeline a "truck".
 
2013-09-11 07:41:43 AM  

freak7: PsiChick: And the fact that GZ's lawyer  admitted he had a gun on him is...

O'Mara is not representing George in any of this, he said so yesterday. The police said that George was not wearing his gun and that a gun is not a part of this incident.

How many times do the facts need to be reported before some of you listen to them?


How many people need to tell you that GZ will never sleep with you before you listen to them?
 
2013-09-11 07:44:09 AM  

Ghastly: Hobodeluxe: Just so we have this straight. Shellie said in her 911 call that George was in his truck with his gun asking them to come closer.
This was after the iPad incident and the alleged attack on her dad and just before the cops rolled up.
this is the video of George surrendering to the cops when they pulled up. As you can see they've already instructed him to walk backwards towards them with his hands over his head.
he's coming from his truck. he's in the street not the yard.
also in this video you can see that George is taking pics of what she is putting in her truck. then he goes around and locks the door to the house. and exits from the garage. all the while Shellie is running around with the iPad recording him.  then at about 2:45 left in the video you see her dad I'm guessing backing away quickly very defensively almost stumbling out of the garage. (george is in there with a friend of his who is huge by the way) then George comes out acting very aggressively holding his hand up near his shirt where a shoulder holster would be and motioning for them in a very daring way to come closer while Shellie is on the phone. He has the iPad and then takes out a knife and cracks it open then flings it. and walks back to the truck.

Looks like he removed and pocketed the SD card from the iPad too. Whatever it was she got him on tape doing he sure doesn't want anyone to see it.


You think iPads are advanced enough to have SD slots?
 
2013-09-11 07:47:36 AM  

Via Infinito: How many people need to tell you that GZ will never sleep with you before you listen to them?


When you can't bring facts, bring insults. That's the Fark way.
 
2013-09-11 08:26:48 AM  

freak7: PsiChick: And the fact that GZ's lawyer  admitted he had a gun on him is...

O'Mara is not representing George in any of this, he said so yesterday. The police said that George was not wearing his gun and that a gun is not a part of this incident.

How many times do the facts need to be reported before some of you listen to them?


I think that the actual statement from the police was something like "a gun was not recovered from the suspect", as long as we're adhering to the facts.  That's not the same thing as saying defintively that he didn't have one.
 
2013-09-11 08:32:01 AM  

Dwindle: Zimmerman had every right in the world to follow that clown around, regardless of why he thought he was a threat.


So in your world something a person has the "right" to do is equivalent to something which is "smart" to do?
You have the "right" to jump off a cliff... but is that the smart thing to do?
Here's a clue: just because something can be done doesn't mean that it should be done.
You might want to write that last one down.

There's good reason why the local cops tell neighborhood watch people to watch, but do not follow, do not approach, do not confront, and do not try to apprehend. Just watch and call the cops. Says so in the booklet he got from them. Zimmerman was too stupid to even follow those simple instructions, and murdered a kid.

You're as much a moron as he is, and I am thankful you're not in my neighborhood.
 
2013-09-11 09:11:04 AM  
The files are IN the computer iPad.
 
2013-09-11 09:21:05 AM  

Uranus Is Huge!: That biatch is such a liar, she's even got GZ's lawyer admitting that GZ was stroking his gun during the incident. You know, so it "didn't move."


It's early, and I probably shouldn't have read that the way I did.

/Sounds dirty.
 
2013-09-11 09:23:52 AM  

you have pee hands: The files are IN the computer iPad.


HA
 
2013-09-11 09:38:30 AM  

Mi-5: Curious that none of the GZ defenders from the nearless endless GZ trial are here right now.  They've no answer for this latest GZ behaviour.  So the guy basically uses his gun in any and all situations when he is merely "threatened" if you can call it that.  So I guess the iPad had it coming because it was a deadly weapon that could inflict grievous bodily injury or death.

I'm shocked and appalled by their absence.


Hi. No gun was used. Feel better? I'd guess he bought that iPad since Shellie is allergic to work. Biatch was baiting him into a confrontation. Fark her disloyal ass.
 
2013-09-11 09:39:46 AM  

freak7: gimmegimme: The major structural damage Georgie did to his father-in-law's face?

Are you aware that the police released a statement that they observed no signs of an injury to the father's face? Again, step out of the thread, learn the facts, and then resume comments.


Are you aware that the police have released conflicting statements on the exact same incidents that happened just two days ago?

That said... If there's anything I've learned on Fark, it's that law enforcement officers are flawless when it comes to upholding their duties to society. They are always thorough so that they can get the details right all the time, and they never ever try to cover for their buddies. (They're also doctors and able to sign off on a medical opinion, too!) The fact that police officers are always so detail-oriented is why you never hear stories of them arriving at the wrong house with or without a warrant and hassling a completely innocent family.
 
2013-09-11 09:52:22 AM  

supayoda: That said... If there's anything I've learned on Fark, it's that law enforcement officers are flawless when it comes to upholding their duties to society.


So trust a lawyer that wasn't even there, because it fits your preferred narrative?
 
2013-09-11 09:59:20 AM  

abiigdog: I give zero farks what George Zimmerman does, why do people consider this interesting? mouthbreathers.


Because Georgie is the Darling of the Rightwing and gun fanatics. And it's entertaining to point and laugh.
 
2013-09-11 09:59:35 AM  

Ghastly: Dwindle: rewind2846:

The whole story is about people who not only exceed the bounds of their authority, but their mental capacity as well. Zimmerman was an idiot, an idiot who believed what he had been fed by the media about young black men, and who acted on that by leaving his truck and approaching Martin, thereby starting a chain of events which led to Martin's murder.

"Community" my ass. That's in your head.

Martin wasn't murdered. He was killed while committing a violent assault. World of difference.
Martin was the only person who committed a crime that night, and he got what he deserved.

Zimmerman had every right in the world to follow that clown around, regardless of why he thought he was a threat.

So you're cool then with armed men following your kids around their own neighbourhood, confronting them and then shooting them when your kid tries to defend him or herself?


And with that, Dwindle will be gone from this thread forever.  Except maybe in alt form.
 
2013-09-11 09:59:49 AM  

Millennium: So, how do we reconcile the police not finding any weapons with the lawyer's statement that he had one? Did Zimmerman teleport his gun back home or something?


You might want to take into consideration that the police chief actually did say that he had a gun but that it was in his truck.

Here: "'We did not take a gun at all, because there was no reason to take a gun, because his gun was in his truck,' Bracknell said."
 
2013-09-11 10:04:22 AM  

Dwindle: rewind2846:

The whole story is about people who not only exceed the bounds of their authority, but their mental capacity as well. Zimmerman was an idiot, an idiot who believed what he had been fed by the media about young black men, and who acted on that by leaving his truck and approaching Martin, thereby starting a chain of events which led to Martin's murder.

"Community" my ass. That's in your head.

Martin wasn't murdered. He was killed while committing a violent assault. World of difference.
Martin was the only person who committed a crime that night, and he got what he deserved.

Zimmerman had every right in the world to follow that clown around, regardless of why he thought he was a threat.


And there it is.

WHARRGRRRBLE!
 
2013-09-11 10:29:05 AM  

supayoda: Millennium: So, how do we reconcile the police not finding any weapons with the lawyer's statement that he had one? Did Zimmerman teleport his gun back home or something?

You might want to take into consideration that the police chief actually did say that he had a gun but that it was in his truck.

Here: "'We did not take a gun at all, because there was no reason to take a gun, because his gun was in his truck,' Bracknell said."


Finally, a definitive statement about the gun from the police.  Certainly this fact will be ignored by many for hundreds of posts to come...
 
2013-09-11 11:03:07 AM  

Mistymtnhop: abiigdog: I give zero farks what George Zimmerman does, why do people consider this interesting? mouthbreathers.

Because Georgie is the Darling of the Rightwing and gun fanatics. And it's entertaining to point and laugh.


More like "because we tried and failed to railroad him over Trayvon, and are going to 'Michelle Bachmann in the bushes at the gay rally' until he really farks up."
 
2013-09-11 11:04:58 AM  

LasersHurt: Disgruntled Goat: LasersHurt: Disgruntled Goat: Why do you guys care about this?

Wh... Who guys? People on Fark?

People here kind of... talk about the news?

This is a local domestic matter. Were it anyone else, it would barely make the local paper. Again, why do you care? And why do you consider this newsworthy? How does it affect your lives in any way?

Are you new to Fark?


Are you too stupid to check my profile?
 
2013-09-11 11:07:27 AM  

Disgruntled Goat: Are you too stupid to check my profile?


Yeah, not like "are you new to fark" isn't an easily recognizable meme, meaning "you know what we do here is goof on shiat, right?"

Ease up, buttercup.
 
2013-09-11 11:11:55 AM  

s2s2s2: Disgruntled Goat: Are you too stupid to check my profile?

Yeah, not like "are you new to fark" isn't an easily recognizable meme, meaning "you know what we do here is goof on shiat, right?"

Ease up, buttercup.


I'm not a doctor, but I gotta say - he mad.
 
2013-09-11 12:11:34 PM  

freak7: Lets all start spreading a rumor that Shellie was banging Trayvon and that George killed him when he found out.


Account created: 2013-08-19 21:33:14

How nice, you created a new alt so you can continue to kiss GZ's ass.
Couldn't settle for just shaking his hand?
 
2013-09-11 12:18:18 PM  

skylabdown: Mugato: skylabdown: Oh yeah, the dude who is was found not guilty is actually guilty according to Fark.  Sorry, I forgot about the change to our jurisprudence laws.

OJ was found not guilty.

Yep... it's a biatch.  If you are going to convict someone in your own mind regardless of the court proceedings, why do we even engage the legal system anyway?  You seem to be a better abattoir of right and wrong yourself, right?

Wash, rinse, repeat.  The same folks who are crying about GZ being found not guilty are by and large the same ones who thought it was fantastic that OJ got off scot-free.. and visa-versa.  What's your point?


And you can prove that or are you just assuming?
 
2013-09-11 12:22:40 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: HypnozombieX: To think the American right see this guy as some kind of folk hero.

No one sees this guy as a folk hero.


Saying that if you saw the guy, you'd walk up to him and shake his hand for what he had done would imply that you think he's a hero, as someone had said in the previous GZ thread.
 
2013-09-11 12:25:57 PM  

NightOwl2255: freak7: Casing houses after meeting some guys at 7-11 to sell some weed, but I get your point.

I'm guessing frep's alt. Has to be, he's the only one that's been farking that chicken for months.


I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking that.  In comment in that last thread, "if I saw him I would walk up to him to shake his hand".  A hero in his eyes for shooting a black teenager.
 
2013-09-11 01:59:50 PM  

freak7: PsiChick: And the fact that GZ's lawyer  admitted he had a gun on him is...

O'Mara is not representing George in any of this, he said so yesterday. The police said that George was not wearing his gun and that a gun is not a part of this incident.

How many times do the facts need to be reported before some of you listen to them?


Oh, so O'Mara's either a witness to the crime scene or was given a confession by GZ? Yeah, that  really makes GZ look less guilty.

/If someone goes on CNN and can definitively say 'X had a gun',  it ain't good even if they're just Joe the Plumber.
 
2013-09-11 02:43:06 PM  
It would be funny if there was a video of George waddling up the driveway with his gun drawn. I'm good with whatever it takes to keep him in the news, these threads rock!
 
2013-09-11 03:44:36 PM  
The iPad was wearing a smart case.  Zimmerman feared for his life.
 
2013-09-11 05:03:45 PM  

steamingpile: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Can anybody give me directions to the gangbang?

You don't know where your mom lives?


I usually put down "your mother" comebacks, but I admit that was a good one.
 
2013-09-11 05:08:14 PM  

freak7: Hobodeluxe: police didn't search his truck. and that's where he was when they drove up was by his truck.

George was standing on the lawn when the police arrived, they said so in a released statement. That's one of the many inconsistencies in Shellie's call to 911, she claimed that George was in his truck when police rolled up.


Maybe the last time she saw him he was walking to his truck to hide the gun before the cops arrived and assumed he was still there.  Remember all you GZ fans insist he should still be allowed to carry a firearm whenever he feels like it so why are you so sure that he could not have been carry one at that time?
 
2013-09-11 05:09:24 PM  

Funbags: Smashing an iPod could hardly be considered suspicious. If anything, it would make him more sympathetic to a jury.


Unless that jury was consisted entirely of iFans.
 
2013-09-11 05:14:18 PM  

steamingpile: rewind2846: steamingpile: I don't excuse anyone's murder but I find whoever wants to biatch about this one murder while ignoring the larger issue going on in the black community of violence that's part of daily life to sound hypocritical and basically just out to get their name in the paper.

Your concern is noted, you crusader for justice. Really.
/Seriously.

I crusade for nothing but I wont hesitate to rat on my neighbors or family if they fark up.

I think my point usually is that worry about shiat in your own community before biatching about shiat others do to people from your community. It makes it easier to take you seriously.


So under that criteria white people should be concerned when a black person kills a white person because they still have white people killing other white people.  Actually they should stop complaining about OJ getting away with killing that white lady since that was almost 2 decades ago.
 
2013-09-11 05:20:29 PM  

Latinwolf: Maybe the last time she saw him he was walking to his truck to hide the gun before the cops arrived and assumed he was still there.


The anti-Zim crowd sure does like the word "maybe".
 
2013-09-11 05:33:28 PM  

Ghastly: Hobodeluxe: Just so we have this straight. Shellie said in her 911 call that George was in his truck with his gun asking them to come closer.
This was after the iPad incident and the alleged attack on her dad and just before the cops rolled up.
this is the video of George surrendering to the cops when they pulled up. As you can see they've already instructed him to walk backwards towards them with his hands over his head.
he's coming from his truck. he's in the street not the yard.
also in this video you can see that George is taking pics of what she is putting in her truck. then he goes around and locks the door to the house. and exits from the garage. all the while Shellie is running around with the iPad recording him.  then at about 2:45 left in the video you see her dad I'm guessing backing away quickly very defensively almost stumbling out of the garage. (george is in there with a friend of his who is huge by the way) then George comes out acting very aggressively holding his hand up near his shirt where a shoulder holster would be and motioning for them in a very daring way to come closer while Shellie is on the phone. He has the iPad and then takes out a knife and cracks it open then flings it. and walks back to the truck.

Looks like he removed and pocketed the SD card from the iPad too. Whatever it was she got him on tape doing he sure doesn't want anyone to see it.


iPad's don't come with a slot for an SD card, anything recorded would be on the iPad itself.  Unless it's a tablet other than an iPad.
 
2013-09-11 05:44:52 PM  

freak7: Latinwolf: Maybe the last time she saw him he was walking to his truck to hide the gun before the cops arrived and assumed he was still there.

The anti-Zim crowd sure does like the word "maybe".


Better than claiming something as fact while not offering anything to back it up as you've done with your various alts. The police chief involved confirms that the gun was in the truck so my theory is closer to being true than anything you've offered.
 
2013-09-11 06:03:31 PM  

Latinwolf: Better than claiming something as fact while not offering anything to back it up as you've done with your various alts. The police chief involved confirms that the gun was in the truck so my theory is closer to being true than anything you've offered.


He's the same idiot that claimed that Martin was casing houses. I've found it's much more productive if you don't actually talk to a ZAC'er.
 
2013-09-11 08:12:48 PM  

Latinwolf: Better than claiming something as fact while not offering anything to back it up as you've done with your various alts. The police chief involved confirms that the gun was in the truck so my theory is closer to being true than anything you've offered.


Fact: Zimmerman has not been charged with a crime in this incident and was found not guilty in the death of Trayvon Martin.
 
2013-09-11 09:04:04 PM  
Latinwolf:
iPad's don't come with a slot for an SD card, anything recorded would be on the iPad itself.  Unless it's a tablet other than an iPad.

If nothing else this thread has made me appreciate my choice in tablet purchase even more.

Full sized SD card slot.
Full sized HDMI
Full sized USB

No adaptors, not fuss. Gotta love it.
 
2013-09-12 01:58:17 AM  

steamingpile: but go ignored in the black community


Anyone who uses this phrase is looking for a way to not appear racist. What is the "black community"? Is that like the "white community"?

It's a bullshiat excuse to not point out that poverty is a much greater indicator than race. Congrats on being an idiot.
 
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