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(Think Progress)   In today's George Zimmerman thread we learn that he did have his gun on him when he confronted his wife and he smashed an iPad that had a video of the altercation   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 383
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2013-09-10 11:06:44 PM
I cant believe you guys can't smell this. It's epic.
 
2013-09-10 11:10:19 PM

Gyrfalcon: DittoToo: Jeebus TF goes to shiat more and more each year...

It's cheap.


Buy me it? Ill tell ya a good joke
 
2013-09-10 11:19:26 PM

mediablitz: His father in law was coming at him.

Typical thug. He's lucky Zimmerman didn't protect himself. Father in law probably has pictures on Facebook doing gang signs and I BET he smoked weed sometime in his past.


He's lucky he wasn't carrying a pack of Skittles with intent.
 
2013-09-10 11:19:55 PM
arch.413chan.net
 
2013-09-10 11:20:12 PM

Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.


Or maybe laws that weren't completely retarded.
 
2013-09-10 11:23:49 PM
Picture of the father-in-law:

cdn.sheknows.com
 
2013-09-10 11:23:57 PM

iheartscotch: The article is all supposition. So, pretty much as trumped up as the wife's claims.


Except the part where his attorney throws him under the bus
 
2013-09-10 11:26:51 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Only soccer moms and chronic sufferers of white guilt (so strong that Zimmerman is white) care about this non-story.
Trayvon is dead. Zimmerman is not guilty of murdering him.

You're not after #justice, you're after vengeance.


Yeah sure, Fergie. And OJ isn't guilty of murdering his wife. He's totally innocent.
 
2013-09-10 11:28:53 PM
Funny. I thought we learned that in the other articles about it.
 
2013-09-10 11:29:49 PM

rewind2846: steamingpile: I don't excuse anyone's murder but I find whoever wants to biatch about this one murder while ignoring the larger issue going on in the black community of violence that's part of daily life to sound hypocritical and basically just out to get their name in the paper.

Your concern is noted, you crusader for justice. Really.
/Seriously.


I crusade for nothing but I wont hesitate to rat on my neighbors or family if they fark up.

I think my point usually is that worry about shiat in your own community before biatching about shiat others do to people from your community. It makes it easier to take you seriously.
 
2013-09-10 11:31:53 PM

freak7: Hobodeluxe: police didn't search his truck. and that's where he was when they drove up was by his truck.

George was standing on the lawn when the police arrived, they said so in a released statement. That's one of the many inconsistencies in Shellie's call to 911, she claimed that George was in his truck when police rolled up.


there's a video linked in my earlier post. he's in the street,sees them coming and walks towards them they tell him to turn around and put his hands on his head and walk backwards.

cretinbob: iheartscotch: The article is all supposition. So, pretty much as trumped up as the wife's claims.

Except the part where his attorney throws him under the bus


and the surveillance video that shows him cutting up the iPad with a knife and smashing it like she described in her call.
 
2013-09-10 11:33:24 PM

Funbags: Smashing an iPod could hardly be considered suspicious. If anything, it would make him more sympathetic to a jury.


depends on what they find on it. if he was destroying evidence then they might not like it very much
 
2013-09-10 11:34:35 PM

steamingpile: I think my point usually is that worry about shiat in your own community before biatching about shiat others do to people from your community. It makes it easier to take you seriously.


So this black community you are endlessly biatching about - that must be yours, right?
 
2013-09-10 11:53:37 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: I cant believe you guys can't smell this. It's epic.


Smells like teen spirit, to me.
 
2013-09-10 11:55:41 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: WTF does this guy have on the local yokels that the cops keep farking up investigations in his favor?


Father is a judge, ie. on the side of law enforcement (even though technically they're supposed to be impartial). Professional courtesy.
 
2013-09-10 11:58:22 PM

freak7: 1. Shellie claimed that George punched her father in the face and that he had a "mark" and that it looked like his nose was broken. The police found no indication that the father had been struck. The father also declined in pressing charges for this phantom assault.

2. Shellie was on the phone with 911 when the police arrived on scene. She told the operator that the police were there and that George was in his car. The police say that George was standing on the lawn when they arrived.

3. Shellie claimed in the 911 call that George had his hand on his gun and was patting it, daring her to come closer. No gun was found on George. She then changed her story to say that she never saw a gun.

Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.


And the fact that GZ's lawyer  admitted he had a gun on him is...
 
2013-09-10 11:59:32 PM

jaytkay: steamingpile: I think my point usually is that worry about shiat in your own community before biatching about shiat others do to people from your community. It makes it easier to take you seriously.

So this black community you are endlessly biatching about - that must be yours, right?


He's from the North GA community, you know those upstanding "mountain denizens" that have given us meth, poor hygiene, obesity, and Honey Boo Boo.

But he'll go on and on about some stupid 16 year old black kids represent an entire race of people.
 
2013-09-11 12:03:27 AM
Just so we have this straight. Shellie said in her 911 call that George was in his truck with his gun asking them to come closer.
This was after the iPad incident and the alleged attack on her dad and just before the cops rolled up.
this is the video of George surrendering to the cops when they pulled up. As you can see they've already instructed him to walk backwards towards them with his hands over his head.
he's coming from his truck. he's in the street not the yard.
also in this video you can see that George is taking pics of what she is putting in her truck. then he goes around and locks the door to the house. and exits from the garage. all the while Shellie is running around with the iPad recording him.  then at about 2:45 left in the video you see her dad I'm guessing backing away quickly very defensively almost stumbling out of the garage. (george is in there with a friend of his who is huge by the way) then George comes out acting very aggressively holding his hand up near his shirt where a shoulder holster would be and motioning for them in a very daring way to come closer while Shellie is on the phone. He has the iPad and then takes out a knife and cracks it open then flings it. and walks back to the truck.
 
2013-09-11 12:05:47 AM
Lol... man, people are still pissy about George.

Some big pharma probably makes pills for that.
 
2013-09-11 12:12:15 AM
You know, I'm starting to think this George Zimmerman may not be such a good guy.
 
2013-09-11 12:17:38 AM

Uranus Is Huge!: There isn't a single story on this website that is directly effecting me. It newsworthy because George Zimmerman is notorious. It's not news, it's fark.com.

Why does the public's fascination with this person bother you?


If you don't effect a change in your grammer, Imma get GZ to neighborhood watch your ass.

// This is an attempt at humor and not actually a threat of physical violence.
 
2013-09-11 12:23:11 AM

mofa: Uranus Is Huge!: There isn't a single story on this website that is directly effecting me. It newsworthy because George Zimmerman is notorious. It's not news, it's fark.com.

Why does the public's fascination with this person bother you?

If you don't effect a change in your grammer, Imma get GZ to neighborhood watch your ass.

// This is an attempt at humor and not actually a threat of physical violence.


Holy shiat! We found Louis CK's Fark handle.
 
2013-09-11 12:43:18 AM

Hobodeluxe: Just so we have this straight. Shellie said in her 911 call that George was in his truck with his gun asking them to come closer.
This was after the iPad incident and the alleged attack on her dad and just before the cops rolled up.
this is the video of George surrendering to the cops when they pulled up. As you can see they've already instructed him to walk backwards towards them with his hands over his head.
he's coming from his truck. he's in the street not the yard.
also in this video you can see that George is taking pics of what she is putting in her truck. then he goes around and locks the door to the house. and exits from the garage. all the while Shellie is running around with the iPad recording him.  then at about 2:45 left in the video you see her dad I'm guessing backing away quickly very defensively almost stumbling out of the garage. (george is in there with a friend of his who is huge by the way) then George comes out acting very aggressively holding his hand up near his shirt where a shoulder holster would be and motioning for them in a very daring way to come closer while Shellie is on the phone. He has the iPad and then takes out a knife and cracks it open then flings it. and walks back to the truck.


Looks like he removed and pocketed the SD card from the iPad too. Whatever it was she got him on tape doing he sure doesn't want anyone to see it.
 
2013-09-11 12:46:30 AM
Not to worry, people.  I've been assured by a number of people who know how the world really works that none of this is actually happening.
 
2013-09-11 12:50:13 AM
steamingpile:
I think my point usually is that worry about shiat in your own community before biatching about shiat others do to people from your community. It makes it easier to take you seriously.

And this is why no one takes you seriously.

See, this isn't about any "community". It's about one cop-wannabe asshole who somehow got the idea that this boy was a suspect, and that he was the only one who could right the wrong of this obvious lawbreaker who had the nerve to walk down the street in the rain with his hood pulled up over his head.

The whole story is about people who not only exceed the bounds of their authority, but their mental capacity as well. Zimmerman was an idiot, an idiot who believed what he had been fed by the media about young black men, and who acted on that by leaving his truck and approaching Martin, thereby starting a chain of events which led to Martin's murder.

"Community" my ass. That's in your head.
 
2013-09-11 01:12:44 AM
People look stupid taking video with an iPad.
 
2013-09-11 01:25:46 AM
rewind2846:

The whole story is about people who not only exceed the bounds of their authority, but their mental capacity as well. Zimmerman was an idiot, an idiot who believed what he had been fed by the media about young black men, and who acted on that by leaving his truck and approaching Martin, thereby starting a chain of events which led to Martin's murder.

"Community" my ass. That's in your head.


Martin wasn't murdered. He was killed while committing a violent assault. World of difference.
Martin was the only person who committed a crime that night, and he got what he deserved.

Zimmerman had every right in the world to follow that clown around, regardless of why he thought he was a threat.
 
2013-09-11 01:30:27 AM

Hobodeluxe: Just so we have this straight. Shellie said in her 911 call that George was in his truck with his gun asking them to come closer.
This was after the iPad incident and the alleged attack on her dad and just before the cops rolled up.
this is the video of George surrendering to the cops when they pulled up. As you can see they've already instructed him to walk backwards towards them with his hands over his head.
he's coming from his truck. he's in the street not the yard.
also in this video you can see that George is taking pics of what she is putting in her truck. then he goes around and locks the door to the house. and exits from the garage. all the while Shellie is running around with the iPad recording him.  then at about 2:45 left in the video you see her dad I'm guessing backing away quickly very defensively almost stumbling out of the garage. (george is in there with a friend of his who is huge by the way) then George comes out acting very aggressively holding his hand up near his shirt where a shoulder holster would be and motioning for them in a very daring way to come closer while Shellie is on the phone. He has the iPad and then takes out a knife and cracks it open then flings it. and walks back to the truck.


Jesus, George. Set a farking clock right.
 
2013-09-11 01:31:10 AM

LavenderWolf: People look stupid taking video with an iPad.


And being fat in yoga pants.
 
2013-09-11 02:08:06 AM

Ziabatsu: Good thing he destroyed the iPad.  As we all learned in movies, if you destroy the display mechanism of an computer box it deletes all data and stops functioning.  It doesn't stay in some sort of internal SD storage that can then be recovered pretty easily.


Sounds like destruction of evidence to me.
 
2013-09-11 02:23:34 AM
Was somebody operating that security camera or do they have smart security cameras now that automatically follow detected movement?

Security footage and Zimmerman's own lawyer's statements seem to back up Zimmerman's wife's 911 call.
 
2013-09-11 02:28:19 AM

Dwindle: rewind2846:

The whole story is about people who not only exceed the bounds of their authority, but their mental capacity as well. Zimmerman was an idiot, an idiot who believed what he had been fed by the media about young black men, and who acted on that by leaving his truck and approaching Martin, thereby starting a chain of events which led to Martin's murder.

"Community" my ass. That's in your head.

Martin wasn't murdered. He was killed while committing a violent assault. World of difference.
Martin was the only person who committed a crime that night, and he got what he deserved.

Zimmerman had every right in the world to follow that clown around, regardless of why he thought he was a threat.


So you're cool then with armed men following your kids around their own neighbourhood, confronting them and then shooting them when your kid tries to defend him or herself?
 
2013-09-11 02:48:42 AM

Ghastly: Was somebody operating that security camera or do they have smart security cameras now that automatically follow detected movement?

Security footage and Zimmerman's own lawyer's statements seem to back up Zimmerman's wife's 911 call.


I'm thinking the actual camera was static, and somebody was using a camera to take a video of it playing from a monitor. Thats why you see the WMP progress bar at the bottom from time to time.
 
2013-09-11 02:51:03 AM

Yes this is dog: Ghastly: Was somebody operating that security camera or do they have smart security cameras now that automatically follow detected movement?

Security footage and Zimmerman's own lawyer's statements seem to back up Zimmerman's wife's 911 call.

I'm thinking the actual camera was static, and somebody was using a camera to take a video of it playing from a monitor. Thats why you see the WMP progress bar at the bottom from time to time.


That would certainly explain the shiatty video quality.
 
2013-09-11 03:06:26 AM

Ghastly: Looks like he removed and pocketed the SD card from the iPad too.


What magic iPad is this?!
 
2013-09-11 03:18:23 AM

vrax: Ghastly: Looks like he removed and pocketed the SD card from the iPad too.

What magic iPad is this?!


Sorry.... I'm an android user. I have a Toshiba Thrive so even my SD cards have SD card slots.
 
2013-09-11 03:23:24 AM

Ghastly: vrax: Ghastly: Looks like he removed and pocketed the SD card from the iPad too.

What magic iPad is this?!

Sorry.... I'm an android user. I have a Toshiba Thrive so even my SD cards have SD card slots.


As it should be.  Carry on!
 
2013-09-11 03:30:48 AM

freak7: gimmegimme: Surely you have some proof of this.

I'm done responding to you until you point out my "racist statement" in this thread. You have the balls to call me a racist, back it up with some facts.


And don't call him Shirley.

/TLDR Too much butt hurt and pout rage gives me a painful headache.

i1190.photobucket.com

Why I posted this. Fark you that's why. It's now time for my meds.
 
2013-09-11 03:38:17 AM

vrax: Ghastly: Looks like he removed and pocketed the SD card from the iPad too.

What magic iPad is this?!

 
2013-09-11 03:39:10 AM

vrax: Ghastly: vrax: Ghastly: Looks like he removed and pocketed the SD card from the iPad too.

What magic iPad is this?!

Sorry.... I'm an android user. I have a Toshiba Thrive so even my SD cards have SD card slots.

As it should be.  Carry on!


31.media.tumblr.com

I literally cannot look at one of these without hearing, "Yo dawg..."
 
2013-09-11 04:39:16 AM

Ghastly: vrax: Ghastly: vrax: Ghastly: Looks like he removed and pocketed the SD card from the iPad too.

What magic iPad is this?!

Sorry.... I'm an android user. I have a Toshiba Thrive so even my SD cards have SD card slots.

As it should be.  Carry on!

[31.media.tumblr.com image 500x299]

I literally cannot look at one of these without hearing, "Yo dawg..."


That's an odd feature!
 
2013-09-11 04:56:51 AM

Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence,

dead children and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.

Completed the list for you.
 
2013-09-11 06:53:58 AM

Ziabatsu: Good thing he destroyed the iPad.  As we all learned in movies, if you destroy the display mechanism of an computer box it deletes all data and stops functioning.  It doesn't stay in some sort of internal SD storage that can then be recovered pretty easily.


You have too much faith in that police department.
 
2013-09-11 07:23:25 AM

PsiChick: And the fact that GZ's lawyer  admitted he had a gun on him is...


O'Mara is not representing George in any of this, he said so yesterday. The police said that George was not wearing his gun and that a gun is not a part of this incident.

How many times do the facts need to be reported before some of you listen to them?
 
2013-09-11 07:36:18 AM
The police have released their dash cam footage and it shows George being ordered out of his truck, so that's one discrepancy between accounts that can be cleared up.

I really hate having to call a Honda Ridgeline a "truck".
 
2013-09-11 07:41:43 AM

freak7: PsiChick: And the fact that GZ's lawyer  admitted he had a gun on him is...

O'Mara is not representing George in any of this, he said so yesterday. The police said that George was not wearing his gun and that a gun is not a part of this incident.

How many times do the facts need to be reported before some of you listen to them?


How many people need to tell you that GZ will never sleep with you before you listen to them?
 
2013-09-11 07:44:09 AM

Ghastly: Hobodeluxe: Just so we have this straight. Shellie said in her 911 call that George was in his truck with his gun asking them to come closer.
This was after the iPad incident and the alleged attack on her dad and just before the cops rolled up.
this is the video of George surrendering to the cops when they pulled up. As you can see they've already instructed him to walk backwards towards them with his hands over his head.
he's coming from his truck. he's in the street not the yard.
also in this video you can see that George is taking pics of what she is putting in her truck. then he goes around and locks the door to the house. and exits from the garage. all the while Shellie is running around with the iPad recording him.  then at about 2:45 left in the video you see her dad I'm guessing backing away quickly very defensively almost stumbling out of the garage. (george is in there with a friend of his who is huge by the way) then George comes out acting very aggressively holding his hand up near his shirt where a shoulder holster would be and motioning for them in a very daring way to come closer while Shellie is on the phone. He has the iPad and then takes out a knife and cracks it open then flings it. and walks back to the truck.

Looks like he removed and pocketed the SD card from the iPad too. Whatever it was she got him on tape doing he sure doesn't want anyone to see it.


You think iPads are advanced enough to have SD slots?
 
2013-09-11 07:47:36 AM

Via Infinito: How many people need to tell you that GZ will never sleep with you before you listen to them?


When you can't bring facts, bring insults. That's the Fark way.
 
2013-09-11 08:26:48 AM

freak7: PsiChick: And the fact that GZ's lawyer  admitted he had a gun on him is...

O'Mara is not representing George in any of this, he said so yesterday. The police said that George was not wearing his gun and that a gun is not a part of this incident.

How many times do the facts need to be reported before some of you listen to them?


I think that the actual statement from the police was something like "a gun was not recovered from the suspect", as long as we're adhering to the facts.  That's not the same thing as saying defintively that he didn't have one.
 
2013-09-11 08:32:01 AM

Dwindle: Zimmerman had every right in the world to follow that clown around, regardless of why he thought he was a threat.


So in your world something a person has the "right" to do is equivalent to something which is "smart" to do?
You have the "right" to jump off a cliff... but is that the smart thing to do?
Here's a clue: just because something can be done doesn't mean that it should be done.
You might want to write that last one down.

There's good reason why the local cops tell neighborhood watch people to watch, but do not follow, do not approach, do not confront, and do not try to apprehend. Just watch and call the cops. Says so in the booklet he got from them. Zimmerman was too stupid to even follow those simple instructions, and murdered a kid.

You're as much a moron as he is, and I am thankful you're not in my neighborhood.
 
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