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2013-09-10 08:25:47 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!

eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.

Thats a great idea.

Since the smokehouse almonds made my farts smell like a campfire, a little apple and cinnamon will add a nice seasonal twang to the hang time.

wait... better idea... apples and cinnamon oatmeal, and put some real maple syrup in it... that will make it not only thick but sweet on the hang.

Yes! And the oatmeal will add some bass...it'll go from the "rrrRRRIIIP!" kind to one of those "POP! POP! POP!" types too.

aaah another commonsewer like myself...

Indeed. My favorites are the ones i call the rumbling zippers. They start off deep and full of bass...put pick up velocity as they go and end with a nice up-swept note followed by a squeak.


I prefer the ones that feel like you emptied an entire torso full of air in one quick burst.  The kind that threaten the threadcount on your pants.
 
2013-09-10 08:26:33 PM
i64.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-10 08:27:25 PM

ginandbacon: The more you eat the more you fart: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?

Sure whatcha want?

A BUCKET OF GIN!

I have Hendrick's.

HAHA! I just got called a douche for knocking Hendricks in a gin thread.

DoctorCal: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?

[www.mediabistro.com image 300x363]

I got this.

I love you mang. When are you coming back?


I've been pondering that very question
 
2013-09-10 08:27:45 PM

God-is-a-Taco: tripleseven:
ZIMMERMAN BROKE NO LAWS! WHARRGRRRRBL!


I... do you even know what you're saying here?
I don't even have a response to this "insult", so have a 4chan picture

[oi39.tinypic.com image 719x539]


Quite simply, mocking the Zimmerman cheerleaders here who kept repeating 'following someone down the street in a car and on foot in the dark is not breaking any laws!"

and they also alluded that he was akin to a rape victim, because he was "attacked for no reason"

That's the insult, sorry if you missed it.
 
2013-09-10 08:28:02 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: skylabdown: Oh yeah, the dude who is was found not guilty is actually guilty according to Fark.  Sorry, I forgot about the change to our jurisprudence laws.

26 words that convey no information.

Are you trying to state that being found 'not guilty' in a court of law means that the accused is innocent? Weird. I wonder why juries don't find people 'innocent'.


Weirder is how you interpreted his saying "the dude who is was found not guilty is actually guilty according to Fark" as possibly "the dude who is was found innocent is actually guilty according to Fark", given that he specifically said "not guilty" and not "innocent" as you reiterated is the determination by a jury.

Also,

img.fark.net

The case against her was flimsier than wet tissue paper. The prosecution tried to go balls deep before they'd even unzipped their fly. So, no, I am not going to presume her guilty at all, since my only knowledge of the case is what the prosecution brought to light. Which was bubkes and character assassination.
 
2013-09-10 08:28:09 PM
So, how do we reconcile the police not finding any weapons with the lawyer's statement that he had one? Did Zimmerman teleport his gun back home or something?
 
2013-09-10 08:28:34 PM
OK people..... Someone just needs to dump some black printer on zimmermans head, (the can't wash this shiat off kind) and the next time he goes apeshiat, cops execute him for being black and having a concealed gun.

/Well, for being black.
 
2013-09-10 08:28:39 PM

lordjupiter: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!

eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.

Thats a great idea.

Since the smokehouse almonds made my farts smell like a campfire, a little apple and cinnamon will add a nice seasonal twang to the hang time.

wait... better idea... apples and cinnamon oatmeal, and put some real maple syrup in it... that will make it not only thick but sweet on the hang.

Yes! And the oatmeal will add some bass...it'll go from the "rrrRRRIIIP!" kind to one of those "POP! POP! POP!" types too.

aaah another commonsewer like myself...

Indeed. My favorites are the ones i call the rumbling zippers. They start off deep and full of bass...put pick up velocity as they go and end with a nice up-swept note followed by a squeak.

I prefer the ones that feel like you emptied an entire torso full of air in one quick burst.  The kind that threaten the threadcount on your pants.


Oh those big gushers that just go "WOOOOOSH!pop!"

Yeah those are good too.

Right now its just your basiccheek-flappers, campfire scent with just a touch of mocha.
 
2013-09-10 08:28:51 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!

eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.

Thats a great idea.

Since the smokehouse almonds made my farts smell like a campfire, a little apple and cinnamon will add a nice seasonal twang to the hang time.

wait... better idea... apples and cinnamon oatmeal, and put some real maple syrup in it... that will make it not only thick but sweet on the hang.

Yes! And the oatmeal will add some bass...it'll go from the "rrrRRRIIIP!" kind to one of those "POP! POP! POP!" types too.

aaah another commonsewer like myself...

Indeed. My favorites are the ones i call the rumbling zippers. They start off deep and full of bass...put pick up velocity as they go and end with a nice up-swept note followed by a squeak.


My worst was absolutely silent, but cleared the apartment.
My funniest was one that started as a pop,pop,pop, then led into a rubble, and finally a high pitched squeek.. twice (the squeek).
 
2013-09-10 08:29:07 PM

DoctorCal: I've been pondering that very question


YAYAY!!!
 
2013-09-10 08:29:32 PM

Millennium: So, how do we reconcile the police not finding any weapons with the lawyer's statement that he had one? Did Zimmerman teleport his gun back home or something?


Bad cops or Bad Lawyer. Or some combo of the two, really.
 
2013-09-10 08:30:27 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Also,


The only way this story could get any better is if Casey Anthony is the mystery woman in Zim's vehicle.
 
2013-09-10 08:30:34 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: gimmegimme: HindiDiscoMonster: gimmegimme: freak7: gimmegimme: Will you at least admit that Zimmy's father-in-law is going to need the same reconstructive surgery and nose physical therapy that Zimmy did?  The picture is just as damning.

Is this really the best you have? I would post pictures showing Zim's bloodied and broken nose, but I suspect you're just a troll with nothing better to do. USA vs Mexico just started, does that do anything for you?

I guess I shouldn't be surprised to see a racially and/or ethnically insensitive comment from a Zimfan.

so, where is that pic located?

Way to gloss over your racist comment.  I linked the video above.

you mean the link you posted after I posted my question? that link?


My sincere apologies.  I dunno why, but I thought I was responding to   freak7.  I didn't mean to imply you had addressed me with a racist comment.  That was freak7 who brought in the racism, not you.
 
2013-09-10 08:31:34 PM

gimmegimme: HindiDiscoMonster: gimmegimme: HindiDiscoMonster: gimmegimme: freak7: gimmegimme: Will you at least admit that Zimmy's father-in-law is going to need the same reconstructive surgery and nose physical therapy that Zimmy did?  The picture is just as damning.

Is this really the best you have? I would post pictures showing Zim's bloodied and broken nose, but I suspect you're just a troll with nothing better to do. USA vs Mexico just started, does that do anything for you?

I guess I shouldn't be surprised to see a racially and/or ethnically insensitive comment from a Zimfan.

so, where is that pic located?

Way to gloss over your racist comment.  I linked the video above.

you mean the link you posted after I posted my question? that link?

My sincere apologies.  I dunno why, but I thought I was responding to   freak7.  I didn't mean to imply you had addressed me with a racist comment.  That was freak7 who brought in the racism, not you.


it's ok...
 
2013-09-10 08:32:24 PM

gimmegimme: That was freak7 who brought in the racism


Wait, what the fark are you talking about?
 
2013-09-10 08:32:45 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: lordjupiter: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!

eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.

Thats a great idea.

Since the smokehouse almonds made my farts smell like a campfire, a little apple and cinnamon will add a nice seasonal twang to the hang time.

wait... better idea... apples and cinnamon oatmeal, and put some real maple syrup in it... that will make it not only thick but sweet on the hang.

Yes! And the oatmeal will add some bass...it'll go from the "rrrRRRIIIP!" kind to one of those "POP! POP! POP!" types too.

aaah another commonsewer like myself...

Indeed. My favorites are the ones i call the rumbling zippers. They start off deep and full of bass...put pick up velocity as they go and end with a nice up-swept note followed by a squeak.

I prefer the ones that feel like you emptied an entire torso full of air in one quick burst.  The kind that threaten the threadcount on your pants.

Oh those big gushers that just go "WOOOOOSH!pop!"

Yeah those are good too.

Right now its just your basiccheek-flappers, campfire scent with just a touch of mocha.



I generally like throwing caution to the wind, so to speak, and letting it rip.  But there's something perverse about that squeaker you force into a booming rattler.  You feel like you got away with something.

Face the shart head-on and come out on top.  Win a few, poop a few.  That's how I live.
 
2013-09-10 08:34:12 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!

eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.

Thats a great idea.

Since the smokehouse almonds made my farts smell like a campfire, a little apple and cinnamon will add a nice seasonal twang to the hang time.

wait... better idea... apples and cinnamon oatmeal, and put some real maple syrup in it... that will make it not only thick but sweet on the hang.

Yes! And the oatmeal will add some bass...it'll go from the "rrrRRRIIIP!" kind to one of those "POP! POP! POP!" types too.

aaah another commonsewer like myself...

Indeed. My favorites are the ones i call the rumbling zippers. They start off deep and full of bass...put pick up velocity as they go and end with a nice up-swept note followed by a squeak.

My worst was absolutely silent, but cleared the apartment.
My funniest was one that started as a pop,pop,pop, then led into a rubble, and finally a high pitched squeek.. twice (the squeek).


The popping ones are usually when seated on a hard surface.

The finishing high squeak is definitely hilarious...but i prefer a finishing squeak with just a momentary loud POP right at the end.

My worst was in the shower. It easily and completely over powered the shower gel, and even the CAT kinda looked at me with an odd look and trotted out the room and sneezed.
 
2013-09-10 08:34:58 PM
/threadsharted
 
2013-09-10 08:35:03 PM

steamingpile: gimmegimme: freak7: 1. Shellie claimed that George punched her father in the face and that he had a "mark" and that it looked like his nose was broken. The police found no indication that the father had been struck. The father also declined in pressing charges for this phantom assault.

2. Shellie was on the phone with 911 when the police arrived on scene. She told the operator that the police were there and that George was in his car. The police say that George was standing on the lawn when they arrived.

3. Shellie claimed in the 911 call that George had his hand on his gun and was patting it, daring her to come closer. No gun was found on George. She then changed her story to say that she never saw a gun.

Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.

Have you seen the pictures of the father-in-law?  He looks just like Zimmerman did on Martin Night.  Like he went ten rounds with a mountain lion.

Funny those photos aren't anywhere to be found, link to a picture or quit posting bullshiat like you did in the other threads.


newsfromthisworld.com
 
2013-09-10 08:35:22 PM
img189.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-10 08:35:58 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: The popping ones are usually when seated on a hard surface.

The finishing high squeak is definitely hilarious...but i prefer a finishing squeak with just a momentary loud POP right at the end.

My worst was in the shower. It easily and completely over powered the shower gel, and even the CAT kinda looked at me with an odd look and trotted out the room and sneezed.


Impressive... I have yet to see anyone make a cat vomit though... if I met anyone like that, I would have to call them master.
 
2013-09-10 08:36:08 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: [img189.imageshack.us image 247x333]


OMFG that's gruesome.
 
2013-09-10 08:36:30 PM

lordjupiter: The more you eat the more you fart: lordjupiter: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!

eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.

Thats a great idea.

Since the smokehouse almonds made my farts smell like a campfire, a little apple and cinnamon will add a nice seasonal twang to the hang time.

wait... better idea... apples and cinnamon oatmeal, and put some real maple syrup in it... that will make it not only thick but sweet on the hang.

Yes! And the oatmeal will add some bass...it'll go from the "rrrRRRIIIP!" kind to one of those "POP! POP! POP!" types too.

aaah another commonsewer like myself...

Indeed. My favorites are the ones i call the rumbling zippers. They start off deep and full of bass...put pick up velocity as they go and end with a nice up-swept note followed by a squeak.

I prefer the ones that feel like you emptied an entire torso full of air in one quick burst.  The kind that threaten the threadcount on your pants.

Oh those big gushers that just go "WOOOOOSH!pop!"

Yeah those are good too.

Right now its just your basiccheek-flappers, campfire scent with just a touch of mocha.


I generally like throwing caution to the wind, so to speak, and letting it rip.  But there's something perverse about that squeaker you force into a booming rattler.  You feel like you got away with something.

Face the shart head-on and come out on top.  Win a few, poop a few.  That's how I live.


Ah yes..FACE the shart and prevail!!
 
2013-09-10 08:36:36 PM

Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.


Hell, even "Judge Judy" works better than that.
 
2013-09-10 08:37:06 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: The popping ones are usually when seated on a hard surface.

The finishing high squeak is definitely hilarious...but i prefer a finishing squeak with just a momentary loud POP right at the end.

My worst was in the shower. It easily and completely over powered the shower gel, and even the CAT kinda looked at me with an odd look and trotted out the room and sneezed.

Impressive... I have yet to see anyone make a cat vomit though... if I met anyone like that, I would have to call them master.


A buddy of mine made someone puke on the Metro.  So far nobody has topped that.
 
2013-09-10 08:37:20 PM

Uranus Is Huge!:


I've had worse shaving
 
2013-09-10 08:38:06 PM

Mugato: skylabdown: Oh yeah, the dude who is was found not guilty is actually guilty according to Fark.  Sorry, I forgot about the change to our jurisprudence laws.

OJ was found not guilty.


Yep... it's a biatch.  If you are going to convict someone in your own mind regardless of the court proceedings, why do we even engage the legal system anyway?  You seem to be a better abattoir of right and wrong yourself, right?

Wash, rinse, repeat.  The same folks who are crying about GZ being found not guilty are by and large the same ones who thought it was fantastic that OJ got off scot-free.. and visa-versa.  What's your point?
 
2013-09-10 08:39:16 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: The popping ones are usually when seated on a hard surface.

The finishing high squeak is definitely hilarious...but i prefer a finishing squeak with just a momentary loud POP right at the end.

My worst was in the shower. It easily and completely over powered the shower gel, and even the CAT kinda looked at me with an odd look and trotted out the room and sneezed.

Impressive... I have yet to see anyone make a cat vomit though... if I met anyone like that, I would have to call them master.


No one beats a cat dude.

They are like the Bruce Lee of farts.

I gotta admit though...im kinda enjoying the festive campfire scent....hope the cinnamon kicks in soon though, it'll make it really feel like autumn.
 
2013-09-10 08:40:07 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: lordjupiter: The more you eat the more you fart: lordjupiter: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!

eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.

Thats a great idea.

Since the smokehouse almonds made my farts smell like a campfire, a little apple and cinnamon will add a nice seasonal twang to the hang time.

wait... better idea... apples and cinnamon oatmeal, and put some real maple syrup in it... that will make it not only thick but sweet on the hang.

Yes! And the oatmeal will add some bass...it'll go from the "rrrRRRIIIP!" kind to one of those "POP! POP! POP!" types too.

aaah another commonsewer like myself...

Indeed. My favorites are the ones i call the rumbling zippers. They start off deep and full of bass...put pick up velocity as they go and end with a nice up-swept note followed by a squeak.

I prefer the ones that feel like you emptied an entire torso full of air in one quick burst.  The kind that threaten the threadcount on your pants.

Oh those big gushers that just go "WOOOOOSH!pop!"

Yeah those are good too.

Right now its just your basiccheek-flappers, campfire scent with just a touch of mocha.


I generally like throwing caution to the wind, so to speak, and letting it rip.  But there's something perverse about that squeaker you force into a booming rattler.  You feel like you got away with something.

Face the shart head-on and come out on top.  Win a few, poop a few.  That's how I live.

Ah yes..FACE the shart and prevail!!


numbertwoguide.com
 
2013-09-10 08:40:24 PM

Kit Fister: Uranus Is Huge!:

I've had worse shaving


I bet. But why the hell are you shaving the bridge of your nose in the first place?
 
2013-09-10 08:40:30 PM

Kit Fister: Uranus Is Huge!:

I've had worse shaving


I said that about zimmermans wounds, and the cheerleaders response was "you need to have daddy show you how to shave!"

Yes, because I need my "daddy" to show me things, unlike a person with a quarter inch knick on the back of their head.
 
2013-09-10 08:40:43 PM

skylabdown: Mugato: skylabdown: Oh yeah, the dude who is was found not guilty is actually guilty according to Fark.  Sorry, I forgot about the change to our jurisprudence laws.

OJ was found not guilty.

Yep... it's a biatch.  If you are going to convict someone in your own mind regardless of the court proceedings, why do we even engage the legal system anyway?  You seem to be a better abattoir of right and wrong yourself, right?

Wash, rinse, repeat.  The same folks who are crying about GZ being found not guilty are by and large the same ones who thought it was fantastic that OJ got off scot-free.. and visa-versa.  What's your point?


I thought he should have went to jail (OJ) for his performance in the Naked Gun series.
 
2013-09-10 08:40:49 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: If we can't live in a world where a guy can kill a kid for being black in a white neighborhood and then pistol-whip his wife when she wants to divorce him, then what kind of world can we have?


Obamaville, duuuuh.
 
2013-09-10 08:41:02 PM

Uranus Is Huge!:


That looks plenty serious for some ground-standing. Plus, Zimmerman was seen walking in the neighborhood. Er, I mean, casing houses. And he has a history of violent altercations. I'll bet an autopsy would show organ damage that could easily be attributable to drug abuse, as long as you don't know jack about medicine. He certainly shows early signs of substance abuse, if the substance is lard.
 
2013-09-10 08:41:43 PM
Today we are all that iPad's user.

/Please don't look at the purchased app history
 
2013-09-10 08:42:19 PM

freak7: Uranus Is Huge!: [img189.imageshack.us image 247x333]

OMFG that's gruesome.


knightnews.com
img.fark.net
 
2013-09-10 08:42:51 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: The popping ones are usually when seated on a hard surface.

The finishing high squeak is definitely hilarious...but i prefer a finishing squeak with just a momentary loud POP right at the end.

My worst was in the shower. It easily and completely over powered the shower gel, and even the CAT kinda looked at me with an odd look and trotted out the room and sneezed.

Impressive... I have yet to see anyone make a cat vomit though... if I met anyone like that, I would have to call them master.

No one beats a cat dude.

They are like the Bruce Lee of farts.

I gotta admit though...im kinda enjoying the festive campfire scent....hope the cinnamon kicks in soon though, it'll make it really feel like autumn.


Esp. if they eat wet food... OMFG they could wake the dead and make them run for the hills, but in all fairness, the last time that happened i stayed in bed and took it like a trooper.
 
2013-09-10 08:43:22 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-10 08:44:57 PM
POP! PSSSHHHhhhhhh.
 
2013-09-10 08:46:41 PM
skylabdown: Yep... it's a biatch.  If you are going to convict someone in your own mind regardless of the court proceedings, why do we even engage the legal system anyway?  You seem to be a better abattoir of right and wrong yourself, right?

So, what you are saying is any individual's opinion about the outcome of a trial might as well replace the judicial system that requires legal representation, evidence, a selected jury and an impartial judge.

Why do I feel like you might not be an attorney?
 
2013-09-10 08:47:12 PM
It's obvious that GZ is an out of control wannabe mall cop who is going to wind up in a Texas watchtower shooting at random people if we don't put him away now. It's only a matter of time.
 
2013-09-10 08:48:07 PM

parasol: skylabdown: Yep... it's a biatch.  If you are going to convict someone in your own mind regardless of the court proceedings, why do we even engage the legal system anyway?  You seem to be a better abattoir of right and wrong yourself, right?

So, what you are saying is any individual's opinion about the outcome of a trial might as well replace the judicial system that requires legal representation, evidence, a selected jury and an impartial judge.

Why do I feel like you might not be an attorney?


I'm going to guess he or she meant "arbiter," not "abattoir."  Zimmerman may indeed be a crummy person, but he is indeed a human being.
 
2013-09-10 08:49:04 PM
A friend of mine tried to force one out one time...and i kid you not....he unloaded at LEAST 2 lbs.

That's not a shart...that was full-on "oops i thought it was a fart but i had to poo instead".

Made him ride in the bed of the truck on the way home. He threw his shorts in the sewer and had to hose himself off.

He said that the truck was bumpy in the back and just made it squish.
 
2013-09-10 08:49:18 PM

gimmegimme: freak7: Uranus Is Huge!: [img189.imageshack.us image 247x333]

OMFG that's gruesome.

[knightnews.com image 300x199]
[img.fark.net image 247x333]


statelymcdanielmanor.files.wordpress.com

And I'm still waiting for you to point out my racist comment.
 
2013-09-10 08:50:04 PM

Astorix: It's obvious that GZ is an out of control wannabe mall cop who is going to wind up in a Texas watchtower shooting at random people if we don't put him away now. It's only a matter of time.


Only if the tower has an elevator.
 
2013-09-10 08:50:50 PM
I only posted that pic to end the speculation. Doesn't look serious, but any time someone else leaves a mark on your face during a confrontation, it's hard not to call it battery.

I imagine soon we'll hear something along the lines of, "He was coming at me and I put up my hands because I wasn't sure what he was going to do and I may have accidentally made contact with his nose."

And unless there's a video, he'll be cleared.
 
2013-09-10 08:52:38 PM

lordjupiter: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: The popping ones are usually when seated on a hard surface.

The finishing high squeak is definitely hilarious...but i prefer a finishing squeak with just a momentary loud POP right at the end.

My worst was in the shower. It easily and completely over powered the shower gel, and even the CAT kinda looked at me with an odd look and trotted out the room and sneezed.

Impressive... I have yet to see anyone make a cat vomit though... if I met anyone like that, I would have to call them master.

A buddy of mine made someone puke on the Metro.  So far nobody has topped that.


I knocked out a cop on the side of the road.  My Shar Pei and I were coming back from a trip in the mountains.  Breakfast had been a log of salami, a brick of cheese and a couple of beers.  Got in the car and discovered that the fuses for the power windows and the blower fan were both gone.  Twenty minutes in, I couldn't take the reek any longer and hit the gas, hoping to get to the nearest rest stop as fast as I could to air out the car.

The cop pulled me over about 5 miles from the rest stop.

I opened the door to hand him my license and registration and that stench reached over and knocked his ass out.  It was a gaseous fist of Ali slamming into the nose of Frazier.  I must have looked a sight dragging him along the shoulder of the road and loading him into his car.

Personally, I'd love to see what the SSD on the iPad shows.
 
2013-09-10 08:53:16 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: Kit Fister: Uranus Is Huge!:

I've had worse shaving

I bet. But why the hell are you shaving the bridge of your nose in the first place?


Fair enough. But I did get a similar wound ripping the breatheright strip off my nose. Tore a chunk out of the skin, hurt like a biatch.
 
2013-09-10 08:53:19 PM

Fibro: freak7: 1. Shellie claimed that George punched her father in the face and that he had a "mark" and that it looked like his nose was broken. The police found no indication that the father had been struck. The father also declined in pressing charges for this phantom assault.

2. Shellie was on the phone with 911 when the police arrived on scene. She told the operator that the police were there and that George was in his car. The police say that George was standing on the lawn when they arrived.

3. Shellie claimed in the 911 call that George had his hand on his gun and was patting it, daring her to come closer. No gun was found on George. She then changed her story to say that she never saw a gun.

Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.


Want to know how I know you didn't RTFA?


The same article that, every two sentences, exclaimed "Yet the police didn't confiscate his guN!!"  I'm sure it's not biased.
 
2013-09-10 08:54:17 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: I only posted that pic to end the speculation. Doesn't look serious, but any time someone else leaves a mark on your face during a confrontation, it's hard not to call it battery.


So tell me, if that mark was caused by George, and the other things Shellie said are true, why did both decline in pressing charges? Why did Shellie change her story about George having a gun?
 
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