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(Think Progress)   In today's George Zimmerman thread we learn that he did have his gun on him when he confronted his wife and he smashed an iPad that had a video of the altercation   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 383
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2013-09-10 08:02:50 PM

Fibro: Want to know how I know you didn't RTFA?


He's one of those "loud, ignorant, and proud" types. He doesn't need to know what he's talking about to know he's right.
 
2013-09-10 08:03:23 PM
That Chris Rock video, "How not to get beaten by the police" has an essential lesson about this incident: "If a woman is mad at you, there's nothing she'd like to see more than you getting your ass kicked."
 
2013-09-10 08:03:48 PM

God-is-a-Taco: MFAWG:
No, I just think you should be able to walk down the street without worrying about some guy chasing you and shooting you.

That's all I want, really.

[Location: Seattle ]

Do the daily murders between people, often black, in the poorer regions of the US offend you that much? Or is there just not enough of an emotional investment since you can't feel empowered by taking The Man down a few pegs?

Which dangerous area do you live in, anyway?
Location: Seattle

Oh, one of those people.  Don't worry, I respect your crusade of anti-racism from your white neighborhood with the occasional Asian.


"No!  No!  I live on that one street with all the people of color because I can't stand the sterile, safe neighborhoods full of racist white people and I love the vim and vigor and life that only the poor, crime-ridden ghettos can provide!  Also, I don't even own a TV!"
 
2013-09-10 08:04:19 PM

Fibro: Want to know how I know you didn't RTFA?


I've read plenty of articles that give the facts of the incident. Do the same and get back with me.

Start with this one
 
2013-09-10 08:04:21 PM
As an outsider this Zimmerman/Trayvon case is mystifying.

On one side you have someone who looks like a Zeta cartel member. On the other you have someone of African origin.

But somehow white people are to blame?
 
2013-09-10 08:04:33 PM

freak7: gimmegimme: Aren't you sick of paying for all of the police to deal with his multiple domestic violence incidents?  The doctor bills for the cop he assaulted?

What domestic violence incidents? Oh, you must be talking about his ex-fiance claiming domestic violence in a request for a restraining order. Convenient that you leave out that George also requested a restraining order, that both were granted, and George was never actually charged with domestic violence.

Relying on the media for the truth will burn you almost every time.


I guess you're right.  He's just been in the wrong place at the wrong time for the past decade.  Will you at least admit that Zimmy's father-in-law is going to need the same reconstructive surgery and nose physical therapy that Zimmy did?  The picture is just as damning.
 
2013-09-10 08:05:30 PM
Guy should be in jail.

That said, if he has met all the requirments then I don't care if he is carrying.

I don't agree with it. I think they guy has a rambo complex but his mother in law changing her story makes me think that maybe she is just trying to get the guy in trouble because of his past.

Again I do not like this guy but that is no reason to deny him his rights.

If you had to use your weapon (jury said you were right) do you think you should lose that right?

I still think he murdered that kid. However the right wing has taught alot of believers that getting a good ol' fashion ass kicking = self preservation and justifies using deadly force.

Dude got his ass kicked for sticking his nose where it didn't belong because he thinks he is a tough guy.

I love my guns but using them does not make me John Wayne. If you cannot handle an ass kicking then don't go looking for one. If you are leagally armed AVOID any conflicts and by all means do not start one.

This guy got away with murder and should not be allowed to carry. But the law is the law and we must all respect it.

/sad
 
2013-09-10 08:05:42 PM
Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!
 
2013-09-10 08:06:46 PM

Kit Fister: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?

Sure whatcha want?


A BUCKET OF GIN!
 
2013-09-10 08:07:29 PM

ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?

Sure whatcha want?

A BUCKET OF GIN!


I have Hendrick's.
 
2013-09-10 08:07:35 PM
tripleseven:
ZIMMERMAN BROKE NO LAWS! WHARRGRRRRBL!


I... do you even know what you're saying here?
I don't even have a response to this "insult", so have a 4chan picture

oi39.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-10 08:07:55 PM

freak7: gimmegimme: The major structural damage Georgie did to his father-in-law's face?

Are you aware that the police released a statement that they observed no signs of an injury to the father's face? Again, step out of the thread, learn the facts, and then resume comments.


You are now farkied as "Will he acknowledge the pictures of the damage to GZ's F-I-L's face?"
 
2013-09-10 08:08:18 PM

ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?


www.mediabistro.com

I got this.
 
2013-09-10 08:08:24 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!


eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.
 
2013-09-10 08:08:34 PM

Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.


Yeah the fact she lied numerous times and she even states on the phone he had his hands raised as they patted him and his bodyguard down. And the site cut off the lawyers statement, what he said was he assumed he had his gun but was not on the scene.

I find it amazing how people are rushing to convict him of anything, if it wasn't a man the left hated the media wouldn't even report on the incident. But they have such a hard on to make him look as bad as possible when if you listen to the 911 call its obvious his soon to be ex wife is the instigator. She doesn't show real emotion until his new squeeze shows up at the end of the call.
 
2013-09-10 08:09:28 PM

gimmegimme: Will you at least admit that Zimmy's father-in-law is going to need the same reconstructive surgery and nose physical therapy that Zimmy did?  The picture is just as damning.


Is this really the best you have? I would post pictures showing Zim's bloodied and broken nose, but I suspect you're just a troll with nothing better to do. USA vs Mexico just started, does that do anything for you?
 
2013-09-10 08:09:35 PM

God-is-a-Taco: MFAWG:
No, I just think you should be able to walk down the street without worrying about some guy chasing you and shooting you.

That's all I want, really.

[Location: Seattle ]

Do the daily murders between people, often black, in the poorer regions of the US offend you that much? Or is there just not enough of an emotional investment since you can't feel empowered by taking The Man down a few pegs?

Which dangerous area do you live in, anyway?
Location: Seattle

Oh, one of those people.  Don't worry, I respect your crusade of anti-racism from your white neighborhood with the occasional Asian.


I'll give you my zip code: 98168.

Now you do the research and you tell me if I live in as 'nice' a neighborhood as Mr Zimmerman patrols.

Hint: it ain't Rainier Beach, but it's not Mercer Island either.
 
2013-09-10 08:09:50 PM

gimmegimme: freak7: 1. Shellie claimed that George punched her father in the face and that he had a "mark" and that it looked like his nose was broken. The police found no indication that the father had been struck. The father also declined in pressing charges for this phantom assault.

2. Shellie was on the phone with 911 when the police arrived on scene. She told the operator that the police were there and that George was in his car. The police say that George was standing on the lawn when they arrived.

3. Shellie claimed in the 911 call that George had his hand on his gun and was patting it, daring her to come closer. No gun was found on George. She then changed her story to say that she never saw a gun.

Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.

Have you seen the pictures of the father-in-law?  He looks just like Zimmerman did on Martin Night.  Like he went ten rounds with a mountain lion.


Funny those photos aren't anywhere to be found, link to a picture or quit posting bullshiat like you did in the other threads.
 
2013-09-10 08:10:58 PM

freak7: gimmegimme: Will you at least admit that Zimmy's father-in-law is going to need the same reconstructive surgery and nose physical therapy that Zimmy did?  The picture is just as damning.

Is this really the best you have? I would post pictures showing Zim's bloodied and broken nose, but I suspect you're just a troll with nothing better to do. USA vs Mexico just started, does that do anything for you?


I guess I shouldn't be surprised to see a racially and/or ethnically insensitive comment from a Zimfan.
 
2013-09-10 08:11:01 PM

ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?

Sure whatcha want?

A BUCKET OF GIN!


And a bottle of Bombay sapphire with it
 
2013-09-10 08:11:02 PM
You can't take the trailer out of the trash.

They are living proof.
 
2013-09-10 08:11:09 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!

eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.


Thats a great idea.

Since the smokehouse almonds made my farts smell like a campfire, a little apple and cinnamon will add a nice seasonal twang to the hang time.
 
2013-09-10 08:11:38 PM
To be fair, when I see people taking video with an iPad, I get a little annoyed as well. Especially if they are filming in portriat mode.
 
2013-09-10 08:11:58 PM

DoctorCal: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?



I got this.


Good taste
 
2013-09-10 08:12:36 PM

Kit Fister: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?

Sure whatcha want?

A BUCKET OF GIN!

And a bottle of Bombay sapphire with it


Bombay is alright. Try Hendrick's. You'll never go back.
 
2013-09-10 08:12:47 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!

eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.

Thats a great idea.

Since the smokehouse almonds made my farts smell like a campfire, a little apple and cinnamon will add a nice seasonal twang to the hang time.


wait... better idea... apples and cinnamon oatmeal, and put some real maple syrup in it... that will make it not only thick but sweet on the hang.
 
2013-09-10 08:13:01 PM
LasersHurt:
What part of "people should be able to walk safely" somehow implied to you a double standard?

Ah, yes, your butthurt.


No, I deeply respect his campaign. Real change happens through tumblr updates.
Once he gets 1,000 likes I think it will be safe for him to walk through the streets of Seattle without being gunned down. His genuine concern for the people in other areas is palpable and I fear for the enemies he will make as he ushers in true reform through guest spots on Nancy Grace.
 
2013-09-10 08:13:36 PM
ihoodie.net
 
2013-09-10 08:13:45 PM

gimmegimme: freak7: gimmegimme: Will you at least admit that Zimmy's father-in-law is going to need the same reconstructive surgery and nose physical therapy that Zimmy did?  The picture is just as damning.

Is this really the best you have? I would post pictures showing Zim's bloodied and broken nose, but I suspect you're just a troll with nothing better to do. USA vs Mexico just started, does that do anything for you?

I guess I shouldn't be surprised to see a racially and/or ethnically insensitive comment from a Zimfan.


so, where is that pic located?
 
2013-09-10 08:14:53 PM

Cerebral Knievel: To be fair, when I see people taking video with an iPad, I get a little annoyed as well. Especially if they are filming in portriat portrit mode.


uDTFY
 
2013-09-10 08:15:36 PM

steamingpile: gimmegimme: freak7: 1. Shellie claimed that George punched her father in the face and that he had a "mark" and that it looked like his nose was broken. The police found no indication that the father had been struck. The father also declined in pressing charges for this phantom assault.

2. Shellie was on the phone with 911 when the police arrived on scene. She told the operator that the police were there and that George was in his car. The police say that George was standing on the lawn when they arrived.

3. Shellie claimed in the 911 call that George had his hand on his gun and was patting it, daring her to come closer. No gun was found on George. She then changed her story to say that she never saw a gun.

Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.

Have you seen the pictures of the father-in-law?  He looks just like Zimmerman did on Martin Night.  Like he went ten rounds with a mountain lion.

Funny those photos aren't anywhere to be found, link to a picture or quit posting bullshiat like you did in the other threads.


What?  Did Zimmerman break your fingers with a thrown iPad?

WARNING!  PIC AS GRAPHIC AS ZIMMERMAN'S PHOTOS.  EWWWWW!
 
2013-09-10 08:15:42 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!

eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.

Thats a great idea.

Since the smokehouse almonds made my farts smell like a campfire, a little apple and cinnamon will add a nice seasonal twang to the hang time.

wait... better idea... apples and cinnamon oatmeal, and put some real maple syrup in it... that will make it not only thick but sweet on the hang.


Yes! And the oatmeal will add some bass...it'll go from the "rrrRRRIIIP!" kind to one of those "POP! POP! POP!" types too.
 
2013-09-10 08:16:03 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?

Sure whatcha want?

A BUCKET OF GIN!

I have Hendrick's.


HAHA! I just got called a douche for knocking Hendricks in a gin thread.

DoctorCal: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?

[www.mediabistro.com image 300x363]

I got this.


I love you mang. When are you coming back?

Am I threadjacking?
 
2013-09-10 08:17:01 PM
uncrate.com
 
2013-09-10 08:17:06 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: gimmegimme: freak7: gimmegimme: Will you at least admit that Zimmy's father-in-law is going to need the same reconstructive surgery and nose physical therapy that Zimmy did?  The picture is just as damning.

Is this really the best you have? I would post pictures showing Zim's bloodied and broken nose, but I suspect you're just a troll with nothing better to do. USA vs Mexico just started, does that do anything for you?

I guess I shouldn't be surprised to see a racially and/or ethnically insensitive comment from a Zimfan.

so, where is that pic located?


Way to gloss over your racist comment.  I linked the video above.
 
2013-09-10 08:17:16 PM

zzrhardy: As an outsider this Zimmerman/Trayvon case is mystifying.

On one side you have someone who looks like a Zeta cartel member. On the other you have someone of African origin.

But somehow white people are to blame?


We don't have hispanic people in the United States.  We have black/hispanic and white/hispanic.

/ Just raises even more questions
 
2013-09-10 08:19:03 PM
I give zero farks what George Zimmerman does, why do people consider this interesting? mouthbreathers.
 
2013-09-10 08:19:22 PM

gimmegimme: freak7: gimmegimme: Just out of curiosity, do you think it's normal for someone to be arrested as many times as Zimmerman has been?

He was arrested recently?

Zimmerman has been caught up in the system a hell of a lot more than Martin was.

Aren't you sick of paying for all of the police to deal with his multiple domestic violence incidents?  The doctor bills for the cop he assaulted?  Fiscal conservatives have to point out what a waste this guy has been.


I guess we should house and feed him in a prison to save money.
 
2013-09-10 08:19:32 PM

gimmegimme: I guess I shouldn't be surprised to see a racially and/or ethnically insensitive comment from a Zimfan.


i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-10 08:19:45 PM
POP! POP! POP! POP Pop pop pop pop pop pppp...*squeeeeeak* pop.
 
2013-09-10 08:20:46 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!

eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.

Thats a great idea.

Since the smokehouse almonds made my farts smell like a campfire, a little apple and cinnamon will add a nice seasonal twang to the hang time.

wait... better idea... apples and cinnamon oatmeal, and put some real maple syrup in it... that will make it not only thick but sweet on the hang.

Yes! And the oatmeal will add some bass...it'll go from the "rrrRRRIIIP!" kind to one of those "POP! POP! POP!" types too.


aaah another commonsewer like myself...
 
2013-09-10 08:20:58 PM

freak7: Just like the Trayvon case, you can't stand the facts getting in the way of your wild ass speculation.


So, you think it actually is true that Zimmerman will sleep with you? Because that's the only thing I made a comment on, which makes your reply say quite a bit. Still, as much as you might think it is true, I still say Zimmerman, as odd as he is, has higher standards and isn't going to sleep with you.
 
2013-09-10 08:21:07 PM
George Zimmerman's wife is asking that he pay for a permanent life insurance policy with her named as the beneficiary, according to a divorce petition made public Friday.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Link
 
2013-09-10 08:21:08 PM
MFAWG:
I'll give you my zip code: 98168.

Now you do the research and you tell me if I live in as 'nice' a neighborhood as Mr Zimmerman patrols.

Hint: it ain't Rainier Beach, but it's not Mercer Island either.


Okay, I take it back. Your demographics are only 50% white and 20% or so Asian. You're not the hypocritical person I thought you were. Sorry.

Also, how cool is it that I can put in a zip code and get so much information in a matter of seconds?
 
2013-09-10 08:23:31 PM

freak7: George Zimmerman's wife is asking that he pay for a permanent life insurance policy with her named as the beneficiary, according to a divorce petition made public Friday.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Link


Why aren't you using your old account? Land on too many ignore lists?
 
2013-09-10 08:23:33 PM

gimmegimme: HindiDiscoMonster: gimmegimme: freak7: gimmegimme: Will you at least admit that Zimmy's father-in-law is going to need the same reconstructive surgery and nose physical therapy that Zimmy did?  The picture is just as damning.

Is this really the best you have? I would post pictures showing Zim's bloodied and broken nose, but I suspect you're just a troll with nothing better to do. USA vs Mexico just started, does that do anything for you?

I guess I shouldn't be surprised to see a racially and/or ethnically insensitive comment from a Zimfan.

so, where is that pic located?

Way to gloss over your racist comment.  I linked the video above.


you mean the link you posted after I posted my question? that link?
 
2013-09-10 08:23:38 PM

Kit Fister: DoctorCal: ginandbacon: Kit Fister: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his

Hold me.

*cuddles*

*gets comfortable*

Hey, would you get me another drink?

I got this.

Good taste


Doc has great taste ;)
 
2013-09-10 08:23:42 PM

freak7: George Zimmerman's wife is asking that he pay for a permanent life insurance policy with her named as the beneficiary, according to a divorce petition made public Friday.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Link


Look, if you're so mad at your ex, and you're so close to Zim, why don't you just introduce them to each other.  BAM!  Problem solved.
 
2013-09-10 08:24:09 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!

eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.

Thats a great idea.

Since the smokehouse almonds made my farts smell like a campfire, a little apple and cinnamon will add a nice seasonal twang to the hang time.

wait... better idea... apples and cinnamon oatmeal, and put some real maple syrup in it... that will make it not only thick but sweet on the hang.

Yes! And the oatmeal will add some bass...it'll go from the "rrrRRRIIIP!" kind to one of those "POP! POP! POP!" types too.

aaah another commonsewer like myself...


Indeed. My favorites are the ones i call the rumbling zippers. They start off deep and full of bass...put pick up velocity as they go and end with a nice up-swept note followed by a squeak.
 
2013-09-10 08:25:05 PM

gimmegimme: WARNING!  PIC AS GRAPHIC AS ZIMMERMAN'S PHOTOS.  EWWWWW!


Looks like he was Hit By, he was Struck By - A George Zimmerman

*bass line*
 
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