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(Think Progress)   In today's George Zimmerman thread we learn that he did have his gun on him when he confronted his wife and he smashed an iPad that had a video of the altercation   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 371
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2013-09-10 04:44:25 PM  
Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.
 
2013-09-10 04:51:07 PM  
His father in law was coming at him.

Typical thug. He's lucky Zimmerman didn't protect himself. Father in law probably has pictures on Facebook doing gang signs and I BET he smoked weed sometime in his past.
 
2013-09-10 04:56:05 PM  
WTF does this guy have on the local yokels that the cops keep farking up investigations in his favor?
 
2013-09-10 04:56:05 PM  

ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.


Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his
 
2013-09-10 04:57:02 PM  
If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.
 
2013-09-10 05:03:02 PM  

Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.


You're right, the evidence totally pointed to Trayvon starting the fight. Right? Hey, where are you going?
 
2013-09-10 05:04:32 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.

You're right, the evidence totally pointed to Trayvon starting the fight. Right? Hey, where are you going?


To get some popcorn for this thread.

/they were both assholes who could have easily avoided the situation to begin with
 
2013-09-10 05:05:11 PM  
JUSTICE 4 iPAD
 
2013-09-10 05:06:26 PM  
We have SWAT teams that kill civilians every day for no reason whatsoever, and we can't get one to take this guy out?

Really?
 
2013-09-10 05:08:13 PM  

Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD


LULZ
 
2013-09-10 05:09:01 PM  
Killed a thug kid carrying skittles and tea? No problem

Punched his father in law and threatened his wife? Okay

Smashed an iPad? THERE WILL BE BLOOD
 
2013-09-10 05:09:09 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.

You're right, the evidence totally pointed to Trayvon starting the fight. Right? Hey, where are you going?


i1214.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-10 05:09:46 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: cameroncrazy1984: Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.

You're right, the evidence totally pointed to Trayvon starting the fight. Right? Hey, where are you going?

[i1214.photobucket.com image 238x179]


I just like lighting matches.
 
2013-09-10 05:09:49 PM  

Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD


goddamnitall! I just had to scroll down a LITTLE BIT.

*sulks in corner*
 
2013-09-10 05:10:46 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Benevolent Misanthrope: cameroncrazy1984: Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.

You're right, the evidence totally pointed to Trayvon starting the fight. Right? Hey, where are you going?

[i1214.photobucket.com image 238x179]

I just like lighting matches.


I have butter and salt.
i943.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-10 05:12:12 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Benevolent Misanthrope: cameroncrazy1984: Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.

You're right, the evidence totally pointed to Trayvon starting the fight. Right? Hey, where are you going?

[i1214.photobucket.com image 238x179]

I just like lighting matches.


You little pyro.
 
2013-09-10 05:16:46 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: cameroncrazy1984: Benevolent Misanthrope: cameroncrazy1984: Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.

You're right, the evidence totally pointed to Trayvon starting the fight. Right? Hey, where are you going?

[i1214.photobucket.com image 238x179]

I just like lighting matches.

You little pyro.


It's 5:16, i'm off in 14 minutes and I don't come back to work until next Monday. I need something fun for when I get home.
 
2013-09-10 05:18:37 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Look people. I need a few hours when I am not drinking if I am going to make it to 2014 with you.

Amen, sister

/put this guy in protective custody
//for our protection, not his


Hold me.
 
2013-09-10 05:20:54 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ


I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.
 
2013-09-10 05:25:44 PM  

ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.


IIRC, you said you had him favorited as "terrified white man" a while back.  That might have something to do with it.
 
2013-09-10 05:27:39 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.

IIRC, you said you had him favorited as "terrified white man" a while back.  That might have something to do with it.


HAHAHA must have been a rape or divorce thread ;)

I should make notes though. I have a like three people farkied. You are Pillow Fight.
 
2013-09-10 05:28:54 PM  

ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.

IIRC, you said you had him favorited as "terrified white man" a while back.  That might have something to do with it.

HAHAHA must have been a rape or divorce thread ;)

I should make notes though. I have a like three people farkied. You are Pillow Fight.


We had a virtual pillow fight?
 
2013-09-10 05:30:03 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.

IIRC, you said you had him favorited as "terrified white man" a while back.  That might have something to do with it.

HAHAHA must have been a rape or divorce thread ;)

I should make notes though. I have a like three people farkied. You are Pillow Fight.

We had a virtual pillow fight?


YOU DON'T REMEMBER??????? *sobs*

I'm gin you ignorant slut.
 
2013-09-10 05:35:24 PM  

ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.

IIRC, you said you had him favorited as "terrified white man" a while back.  That might have something to do with it.

HAHAHA must have been a rape or divorce thread ;)

I should make notes though. I have a like three people farkied. You are Pillow Fight.

We had a virtual pillow fight?

YOU DON'T REMEMBER??????? *sobs*

I'm gin you ignorant slut.


Oh.  Yes - gin.  Of course.  How are you these days?  We sure had alot of fun, didn't we?  You know, I kept meaning to call you, but I lost your number and we never seem to cross paths.  You look good, though.  Really good.
 
2013-09-10 05:47:03 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.

IIRC, you said you had him favorited as "terrified white man" a while back.  That might have something to do with it.

HAHAHA must have been a rape or divorce thread ;)

I should make notes though. I have a like three people farkied. You are Pillow Fight.

We had a virtual pillow fight?

YOU DON'T REMEMBER??????? *sobs*

I'm gin you ignorant slut.

Oh.  Yes - gin.  Of course.  How are you these days?  We sure had alot of fun, didn't we?  You know, I kept meaning to call you, but I lost your number and we never seem to cross paths.  You look good, though.  Really good.


I'm okay  but so ready to transition into sweater weather. I have had it up to my eyeballs with 99 degree days and 88 degree nights. How YOU doin????
 
2013-09-10 05:52:20 PM  

ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.


He's a really smart guy who says what I can only assume is intentionally dumb stuff. A lot.
 
2013-09-10 05:58:15 PM  

kxs401: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.

He's a really smart guy who says what I can only assume is intentionally dumb stuff. A lot.


I put a whole bunch of people on ignore during the last election and in various threads that brought out the MRAs in droves and I've been revisiting my list these days. Nabb1 is farking hilarious though so he's back in my fold. 

(I'm quite sure he couldn't care less, but there it is.)
 
2013-09-10 06:22:57 PM  
Lucky for me I just purchased a five pound bag of pistachios.
 
2013-09-10 06:31:30 PM  
My poor, poor liver.
 
2013-09-10 06:38:58 PM  
His lawyer is trying to atone for his guilty conscience.
 
2013-09-10 06:40:55 PM  
Weeeeeeeeeee!
 
2013-09-10 06:42:23 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.

IIRC, you said you had him favorited as "terrified white man" a while back.  That might have something to do with it.


The joke's on you. I met him. He's actually a 6'5" black hermaphrodite.

Ask him about his time in prison. It'll curl your hair.
 
2013-09-10 07:10:14 PM  
The ironing will be delicious when he's convicted of a felony and no longer allowed to own a penis, I mean gun.
 
2013-09-10 07:16:32 PM  

nekom: My poor, poor liver.


I know hon.

gilgigamesh: Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.

IIRC, you said you had him favorited as "terrified white man" a while back.  That might have something to do with it.

The joke's on you. I met him. He's actually a 6'5" black hermaphrodite.

Ask him about his time in prison. It'll curl your hair.


Now I am intrigued. I honestly have no idea why I ignored him. Knowing me it was because my sarcasm meter was broken.
 
2013-09-10 07:26:50 PM  

ginandbacon: nekom: My poor, poor liver.

I know hon.

gilgigamesh: Benevolent Misanthrope: ginandbacon: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: JUSTICE 4 iPAD

LULZ

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.

IIRC, you said you had him favorited as "terrified white man" a while back.  That might have something to do with it.

The joke's on you. I met him. He's actually a 6'5" black hermaphrodite.

Ask him about his time in prison. It'll curl your hair.

Now I am intrigued. I honestly have no idea why I ignored him. Knowing me it was because my sarcasm meter was broken.


Wait a while and he'll probably remind you
 
2013-09-10 07:27:57 PM  
ANOTHER Zimmerman thread?

I'll get the liquor ready
i.imgur.com

And the oil
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-10 07:31:54 PM  

Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.


So someone being dead at the hands of this guy is which one of those exactly?
 
2013-09-10 07:33:23 PM  
Why do you guys care about this?
 
2013-09-10 07:33:53 PM  
You guys are jerks.  Have you ever considered the possibility that Zimmerman was just defending himself against the iPad?
 
2013-09-10 07:34:06 PM  
That biatch is such a liar, she's even got GZ's lawyer admitting that GZ was stroking his gun during the incident. You know, so it "didn't move."
 
2013-09-10 07:34:33 PM  
They let Zimmerman go to balance out for OJ.
 
2013-09-10 07:34:41 PM  
1. Shellie claimed that George punched her father in the face and that he had a "mark" and that it looked like his nose was broken. The police found no indication that the father had been struck. The father also declined in pressing charges for this phantom assault.

2. Shellie was on the phone with 911 when the police arrived on scene. She told the operator that the police were there and that George was in his car. The police say that George was standing on the lawn when they arrived.

3. Shellie claimed in the 911 call that George had his hand on his gun and was patting it, daring her to come closer. No gun was found on George. She then changed her story to say that she never saw a gun.

Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.
 
2013-09-10 07:34:42 PM  
Good thing he destroyed the iPad.  As we all learned in movies, if you destroy the display mechanism of an computer box it deletes all data and stops functioning.  It doesn't stay in some sort of internal SD storage that can then be recovered pretty easily.
 
2013-09-10 07:34:46 PM  

Disgruntled Goat: Why do you guys care about this?


Wh... Who guys? People on Fark?

People here kind of... talk about the news?
 
2013-09-10 07:35:03 PM  
If I never saw another George Zimmerman's name again that would be just fine.
 
2013-09-10 07:35:05 PM  
The article is all supposition. So, pretty much as trumped up as the wife's claims.
 
2013-09-10 07:35:09 PM  
I have no idea if he's innocent on this or not. As a guy who's butt was saved more than once by a recording when my ex tried the same kind of thing in a divorce I'm really looking forward to finding out what was on it.

If he did what he was accused of than he should face charges. If she made it up she should face charges. Either way whoever is lying should face charges. As a security person I am greatly amused about the idea of smashing the ipad to destroy the evidence.

/I love evidence :)
 
2013-09-10 07:35:34 PM  
Zimmerman is just MISUNDERSTOOD!
 
2013-09-10 07:35:43 PM  

mediablitz: Smashed an iPad? THERE WILL BE BLOOD


But look what it was wearing

www.carbonfibergear.com
 
2013-09-10 07:36:01 PM  

freak7: 1. Shellie claimed that George punched her father in the face and that he had a "mark" and that it looked like his nose was broken. The police found no indication that the father had been struck. The father also declined in pressing charges for this phantom assault.

2. Shellie was on the phone with 911 when the police arrived on scene. She told the operator that the police were there and that George was in his car. The police say that George was standing on the lawn when they arrived.

3. Shellie claimed in the 911 call that George had his hand on his gun and was patting it, daring her to come closer. No gun was found on George. She then changed her story to say that she never saw a gun.

Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.


Have you seen the pictures of the father-in-law?  He looks just like Zimmerman did on Martin Night.  Like he went ten rounds with a mountain lion.
 
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