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(Gawker)   Syrian foreign minister says Syria will declare its chemical weapons arsenal, sign chemical weapons convention. Thanks Obama   (gawker.com) divider line 34
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2013-09-10 06:22:28 PM
4 votes:

Tigger: LasersHurt: Tigger: hubiestubert: It avoids a loss of face for the Russians, it gives Obama a "carry a big stick" win, and it allows the Syrians to not get the sh*t "liberated" out of themselves.

Clearly this is intolerable, so we will see this spun as the horriblest thing to happen since the $63,000,000 dog walking for the First Puppy...

If Neil Armstrong had been black these guys would have declared the Apollo missions to be the low point of American achievement.

MOON BESMIRCHED BY ASTRONAUT PROXIMITY

astronaut steals moon rock.


Since Obama took office, the moon has receded from the earth four inches. By the time he leaves office, it will be almost 7 inches. And by the end of the century, the moon will be an entire 7 feet further from earth than when Obama took office.

And there's nothing we can do about it.

Fark you, Obama.
2013-09-10 06:09:22 PM
4 votes:

LasersHurt: Tigger: hubiestubert: It avoids a loss of face for the Russians, it gives Obama a "carry a big stick" win, and it allows the Syrians to not get the sh*t "liberated" out of themselves.

Clearly this is intolerable, so we will see this spun as the horriblest thing to happen since the $63,000,000 dog walking for the First Puppy...

If Neil Armstrong had been black these guys would have declared the Apollo missions to be the low point of American achievement.

MOON BESMIRCHED BY ASTRONAUT PROXIMITY


astronaut steals moon rock.
2013-09-10 06:40:41 PM
3 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: President Peace Prize lost the game.


new-worlds.org
2013-09-10 04:53:18 PM
3 votes:
Now on Fox News "Obama shows he is weak, is forced to allow Russia to dictate terms".
2013-09-10 04:52:14 PM
3 votes:

SnakeLee: So Obama avoided war, got a rouge nation to give up all of their chemical weapons and successfully worked with Russia with whom relations are strained with at the moment.  All of that while not really spending any money.  Clearly, he was outmaneuvered


Palin'd!!!
2013-09-10 04:45:39 PM
3 votes:
So Obama avoided war, got a rouge nation to give up all of their chemical weapons and successfully worked with Russia with whom relations are strained with at the moment.  All of that while not really spending any money.  Clearly, he was outmaneuvered
2013-09-10 07:04:45 PM
2 votes:

MyRandomName: SnakeLee: So Obama avoided war, got a rouge nation to give up all of their chemical weapons and successfully worked with Russia with whom relations are strained with at the moment.  All of that while not really spending any money.  Clearly, he was outmaneuvered

Obama did nothing. Nothing.

Kerry made an unscripted commebt and said X would never happen. His aides and the white house back tracked on the comment hours later saying it wasn't a real offer.

Putin calls Syria and forms an agreement.

Kerry and Obama backtrack on their backtrack and declare victory. Idiot liberals praise Obama.


I would hope that high level UN diplomats wouldn't post on Fark, but here you are with the inside scoop. Now I know why agenda 21 is so stalled.
2013-09-10 06:29:31 PM
2 votes:
Obama is literally Hitler now.
2013-09-10 05:39:59 PM
2 votes:

Tigger: hubiestubert: It avoids a loss of face for the Russians, it gives Obama a "carry a big stick" win, and it allows the Syrians to not get the sh*t "liberated" out of themselves.

Clearly this is intolerable, so we will see this spun as the horriblest thing to happen since the $63,000,000 dog walking for the First Puppy...

If Neil Armstrong had been black these guys would have declared the Apollo missions to be the low point of American achievement.


MOON BESMIRCHED BY ASTRONAUT PROXIMITY
2013-09-10 05:14:58 PM
2 votes:
Obama rattled his sabre, scaring everybody about another war. He then had Kerry mentions off-handedly a peaceful way out- Syria hand over their chemical weapons. The Russians jumped on that idea, and once again Obama proves he's playing 3 dimensional chess while the rest of the world is playing checkers.
2013-09-10 04:35:38 PM
2 votes:
Obama lost because furthermore
2013-09-10 08:35:35 PM
1 votes:

the_dude_abides: obama sackriders pretending this outcome is some kind of masterstroke in the president's genius plan is the most sad and delusional derp i've seen in a long time... jebus, you mouth-breathers just went megaton in the special olympics


I love it.  All you do is complain about libtards and obama shills while everyone else is actually having an honest discussion.  I'm sure the irony is not lost on you.
2013-09-10 08:10:21 PM
1 votes:

SenorBenedict: MyRandomName: Also remember. Iraq agreed to weapons inspectors too.

Yeah and they were there and found nothing, yet an idiot cowboy in the whitehouse made up some shiat and away we went? So what are you saying Mr. Un Diplomat?


You got to wonder how far into the echo chamber MyRandomName  has wandered that he thinks the Iraqi Weapons inspectors failed. I'm betting he thinks WMD are still in Iraq, just really really well hidden.
2013-09-10 07:36:27 PM
1 votes:
This is weird...I can actually say that I submitted this with a better headline...
2013-09-10 07:11:24 PM
1 votes:

LasersHurt: tjfly: SenorBenedict: I thought Syria denied up until possibly today or yesterday to even be in posession of chemical weapons (not using, but even having them) so if they are admitting they have them, that's at least new.

as is fartbongo's interpretation of "red line"


How the hell did I post this, I don't remember clicking that.
2013-09-10 07:08:57 PM
1 votes:
hey, maybe we can call this way of doing business "the accident doctrine" or something
2013-09-10 07:08:53 PM
1 votes:

DamnYankees: I'm still confused as to why anyone (i) thinks this is a "loss" for Obama or (ii) thinks about foreign policy in terms of political wins and losses and not substantive outcome.


Because some people see politics as a zero-sum game. The way my friend explained it to me is that if you win, you get three points, if you lose, your enemy gets three points, and if you compromise your enemy gets three points. The reason some people see it that way is because they are, well, assholes. The same sort of people who think they lost their job because of Affirmative Action.
2013-09-10 07:04:13 PM
1 votes:

MyRandomName: Obama did nothing. Nothing.


So you mean that Syria would have surrendered their stockpile of Chemical Weapons by themselves, without any pressure from the US. Okay.
2013-09-10 07:03:12 PM
1 votes:

SnakeLee: So Obama avoided war, got a rouge nation to give up all of their chemical weapons and successfully worked with Russia with whom relations are strained with at the moment.  All of that while not really spending any money.  Clearly, he was outmaneuvered


Obama did nothing. Nothing.

Kerry made an unscripted commebt and said X would never happen. His aides and the white house back tracked on the comment hours later saying it wasn't a real offer.

Putin calls Syria and forms an agreement.

Kerry and Obama backtrack on their backtrack and declare victory. Idiot liberals praise Obama.
2013-09-10 06:50:22 PM
1 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Tonight's performance should be epic.


I'm sure you'll have your talking points in hand well in advance.
2013-09-10 06:41:18 PM
1 votes:

jigger: SnakeLee: So Obama avoided war, got a rouge nation to give up all of their chemical weapons and successfully worked with Russia with whom relations are strained with at the moment.  All of that while not really spending any money.  Clearly, he was outmaneuvered

Obama and Kerry pretty much blundered into the whole thing. Whatever. I'll take it.


I know, right? Just like that "killing Osama bin Laden" thing. Luckiest farker I've ever seen. ALL HE DOES IS WIN!!1!
2013-09-10 06:39:32 PM
1 votes:
Liberal DerpCon5.

Putin's Proposal to the UN over Syrian Chemical weapons WAS ACTUALLY OBAMA'S!  GENIUS!!!!
2013-09-10 06:36:47 PM
1 votes:
2013-09-10 06:36:17 PM
1 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: Assad still needs to be bombed to pieces, just on principal.
Obama looks weak for not being punitive after a chemical attack.
It's pretty sad when a tin-pot freak like Assad can play the United States for a fool.


Stop, just stop. Your trolls are weaker than Christian Ponder's throws down field.
2013-09-10 05:37:25 PM
1 votes:

hubiestubert: It avoids a loss of face for the Russians, it gives Obama a "carry a big stick" win, and it allows the Syrians to not get the sh*t "liberated" out of themselves.

Clearly this is intolerable, so we will see this spun as the horriblest thing to happen since the $63,000,000 dog walking for the First Puppy...


If Neil Armstrong had been black these guys would have declared the Apollo missions to be the low point of American achievement.
2013-09-10 05:30:06 PM
1 votes:
It avoids a loss of face for the Russians, it gives Obama a "carry a big stick" win, and it allows the Syrians to not get the sh*t "liberated" out of themselves.

Clearly this is intolerable, so we will see this spun as the horriblest thing to happen since the $63,000,000 dog walking for the First Puppy...
2013-09-10 05:23:07 PM
1 votes:

Rev. Skarekroe: Obama?
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How 'bout a little love for Vlad "The Impaler" Putin?


Putin was the instrument, Obama was the musician.
2013-09-10 05:21:26 PM
1 votes:
Obama?
newnation.sg

How 'bout a little love for Vlad "The Impaler" Putin?
2013-09-10 05:11:50 PM
1 votes:

Heliovdrake: This sounds pretty good.


imageshack.us

Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.
2013-09-10 05:05:32 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: DamnYankees: I'm still confused as to why anyone (i) thinks this is a "loss" for Obama or (ii) thinks about foreign policy in terms of political wins and losses and not substantive outcome.

Because obama and such as.


Exactly.

Study it out, libs.

Study. It. Out.
2013-09-10 05:03:37 PM
1 votes:

DamnYankees: I'm still confused as to why anyone (i) thinks this is a "loss" for Obama or (ii) thinks about foreign policy in terms of political wins and losses and not substantive outcome.


Because obama and such as.
2013-09-10 04:54:13 PM
1 votes:
This is bad news.... for Halliburton.
2013-09-10 04:50:40 PM
1 votes:
2013-09-10 04:39:05 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Obama lost because furthermore


And such as
 
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