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(Daily Mail)   A look at Courtney Stodden before it all went wrong   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 65
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2013-09-10 04:47:57 PM  
I must be getting old. Who the hell is Courtney Stodden?
 
2013-09-10 04:52:08 PM  
Dear MSM,

Please ignore this little attention twunt.  Ramifications:
1) She panics and releases a "stolen" sex tape
2) We get to see the goods
3) You recognize that she has jumped the shark and that you don't have cover every trip to Pinkberry that her publicist pushes
4) She goes away

Think about it.
I'm looking at you TMZ.

BotR
 
2013-09-10 04:56:19 PM  
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2013-09-10 05:02:54 PM  
Courtney is currently in the UK where she is appearing in Celebrity Big Brother.

And the star has been finding the time away from her husband of two years tough.


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2013-09-10 05:12:06 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Courtney is currently in the UK where she is appearing in Celebrity Big Brother.

And the star has been finding the time away from her husband of two years tough.


Come now, just admit it: her agent is better than your agent. (Mentioning star was probably in some contract that her agent scored with TMZ)
 
2013-09-10 05:17:36 PM  
Even as a 2-year-old she had that weird lip thing going on.
 
2013-09-10 05:35:13 PM  
I'd like to see pictures of her shortly before the fake boobs and plastic surgery.
 
2013-09-10 05:55:21 PM  
What kind of parents let their teen daughter marry a skeezy old guy?

If I had dated, much less slept with and married, a guy that age when I was 16, them my father would have died in prison for murdering him.


Wait til she's too old and he trades her in for a younger wife, because there is no way there is not something wrong with that guy.
 
2013-09-10 05:57:07 PM  
If she would have mistakenly walked into a bar at age 11, I'd have bought her a drink. She could easily pass for somebody 10 years older.
 
2013-09-10 05:57:51 PM  
It isn't often when a girl is all to pot by 14, but most girls do not have parents who would sell them to a gross, old actor.
 
2013-09-10 05:59:04 PM  

CruiserTwelve: I must be getting old. Who the hell is Courtney Stodden?


you've been on fark since 2005 and you don't know who she is and decided today was the day to click on a link under the entertainment tab about someone you never heard of and a fark headline that is rather boring (sorry subby)
 
2013-09-10 06:04:00 PM  

slayer199: I'd like to see pictures of her shortly before the fake boobs and plastic surgery.


Here you go:
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-09-10 06:14:55 PM  
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2013-09-10 06:20:05 PM  
If she does porn, I'll watch it!
 
2013-09-10 06:32:25 PM  
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I can't help it; I only watched the film a few days ago.

/great film, check it out!
 
2013-09-10 06:35:04 PM  

mentallo69: If she does porn, I'll watch it!


"Great! I can't wait to show you my dick."
www.magweb.com
 
2013-09-10 06:35:21 PM  

Waldo Pepper: you've been on fark since 2005 and you don't know who she is and decided today was the day to click on a link under the entertainment tab about someone you never heard of and a fark headline that is rather boring (sorry subby)


The picture of her on the pole, that was from 2005.
 
2013-09-10 06:40:45 PM  

Atomic Spunk: mentallo69: If she does porn, I'll watch it!

"Great! I can't wait to show you my dick."
[www.magweb.com image 540x720]


lol, Im sure Ive seen worse in porn.
 
2013-09-10 06:56:43 PM  
This has to be a forgery.
i.dailymail.co.uk
No way this woman was in fifth grade in 06.
 
2013-09-10 06:57:24 PM  

Apos: [media.tumblr.com image 500x305]


Wow Stiffler's mom is looking a little rough these days.
 
2013-09-10 07:04:51 PM  
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2013-09-10 07:08:47 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: scottydoesntknow: Courtney is currently in the UK where she is appearing in Celebrity Big Brother.

And the star has been finding the time away from her husband of two years tough.

Come now, just admit it: her agent is better than your agent. (Mentioning star was probably in some contract that her agent scored with TMZ)




So what's next? Apparently the bar has been set to porn star, for instant "stardom." What the fark is so special about someone's boring-ass porno anyway? Seem quite the low barrier to entry for so much wealth and adoration. And the farking grocery store checkout line.

/barrier to entry
 
2013-09-10 07:09:38 PM  
She just makes me kind of sad. Every adult in her life failed her, and they all belong in jail.
 
2013-09-10 07:12:32 PM  

farkingismybusiness: This has to be a forgery.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x487]
No way this woman was in fifth grade in 06.



Courtney Alexis Stodden (born August 29, 1994)

You sound old.
 
2013-09-10 07:13:35 PM  

"A look at Courtney Stodden before it all went wrong"


So, ultrasound pics?

 
2013-09-10 07:19:06 PM  
totally looks like
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2013-09-10 07:23:34 PM  
Well at least when Toomes eats her liver (right he ate livers right?) we'll be rid of her. Unless she's toomes and... oh god... OH GOD NO!
 
2013-09-10 07:26:59 PM  

Waldo Pepper: you've been on fark since 2005 and you don't know who she is and decided today was the day to click on a link under the entertainment tab about someone you never heard of and a fark headline that is rather boring (sorry subby)


Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

The headline made it sound like I was going to see pictures of a girl before she uglified herself. The possibility of seeing an attractive woman will always get a click from me.
 
2013-09-10 07:39:30 PM  

freak7: If she would have mistakenly walked into a bar at age 11, I'd have bought her a drink. She could easily pass for somebody 10 years older.


i.dailymail.co.uk
You'd get the girl in this picture drunk? Over there, have a seat.
 
2013-09-10 07:40:55 PM  
Was it the picture of her on the pole at age 10 that got him interested or the one with Pluto?
 
2013-09-10 07:42:33 PM  
Wrong?
 
2013-09-10 07:49:35 PM  
I feel sorry for Courtney. She is the direct result of the Kim K route to stardom and it makes me sad that she's someones daughter, and this is what she'll do to avoid having a real job. I mean that's sad, like two suicide notes in a glitter bra sad.
 
2013-09-10 07:55:21 PM  
As a Juliard trained analrapist, this is my diagnosis of her parents.  Her mom wanted to be the "cool mom."  You know, the one that wanted to be best friends with her daughter instead of a mother.  This all snowballed into encouraging the girl into the way she looks and acts now.  Her mother would do anything to let her daughter taste fame.  Including marrying her off onto a C list celebrity with promise of a movie career.

Daddy is so pootie-whipped and downtrodden from mommy, he sits back and lets this happen with nothing more than a "yes dear."  In fact after years of getting beaten down by first the wife and now the daughter, he has talked himself into this being ok and perfectly normal.

I hope they didn't have any more kids.
 
2013-09-10 07:59:40 PM  
She was cute.  Even had a kind of Emma Watson thing going on.  God DAMN it.

Ladies, please, for the love of God, real men prefer real women.
 
2013-09-10 08:03:18 PM  
Media attention has that effect on a lot of cute young things....

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2013-09-10 08:07:38 PM  

blunto: As a Juliard trained analrapist, this is my diagnosis of her parents.  Her mom wanted to be the "cool mom."  You know, the one that wanted to be best friends with her daughter instead of a mother.  This all snowballed into encouraging the girl into the way she looks and acts now.  Her mother would do anything to let her daughter taste fame.  Including marrying her off onto a C list celebrity with promise of a movie career.

Daddy is so pootie-whipped and downtrodden from mommy, he sits back and lets this happen with nothing more than a "yes dear."  In fact after years of getting beaten down by first the wife and now the daughter, he has talked himself into this being ok and perfectly normal.

I hope they didn't have any more kids.


I get the feeling that she was sexually groomed and most likely abused from an early age. I have no proof of this of course, just speculation you lawyer types, but I just get the creepy feeling that she learned very early on to use her body to get what she wants.
 
2013-09-10 08:10:07 PM  
"What kind of parents let their teen daughter marry a skeezy old guy?"

DukeOfNorfolk.jpg

/yeah, yeah, uncle
 
2013-09-10 08:21:50 PM  
I wonder how much Doug paid her parents for her?
 
2013-09-10 08:56:02 PM  
Huh, she used to be cute.  Probably would have been quite a looker.  Shame.
 
2013-09-10 09:18:36 PM  

CruiserTwelve: I must be getting old. Who the hell is Courtney Stodden?


Just some plastically enhanced cumster
 
2013-09-10 09:30:32 PM  
I would nail the shiat out of her anus.
 
2013-09-10 09:31:02 PM  

GungFu: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 402x346][www.movieposter.com image 333x345]

I can't help it; I only watched the film a few days ago.

/great film, check it out!


It showed up in my recommended list on Netflix last year so...being a Bobcat fan I said what the hell. I remember saying to myself: "Did I just watch that?" Disturbing but funny and well done too. Check out Worlds Greatest Dad, also directed by Bobcat. Another well done flick.
 
2013-09-10 09:31:48 PM  
used to be so hot
 
2013-09-10 09:32:49 PM  
I still don't think she's as young as she says she is or maybe it's all that caked on makeup and fake tits that makes her look like she's 30 trying to be 20?
 
2013-09-10 09:36:26 PM  

A Terrible Human: I still don't think she's as young as she says she is or maybe it's all that caked on makeup and fake tits that makes her look like she's 30 trying to be 20?


That. From the few pics of her without makeup that I've seen here on Fark she actually looks a hell of a lot better without the make up gun set to whore.
 
2013-09-10 09:59:51 PM  
He's had an awful lot of plastic surgery in his face. Cheek and chin implants, lip injections. And he's wearing a do-rag in most of the pictures I see of him. I find him more unsettling than her
 
2013-09-10 10:01:06 PM  
I was raped by a 19 year when I was 39.  It was amazing, then she turned on the tv and started watching Scooby Doo, insult to injury she thought scrappy was cool.
 
2013-09-10 10:05:06 PM  
No idea how tall she is, but I find it curious how in photos of her and Percy, she is always wearing shoes that make her appear at least a couple inches taller than him. Its almost as if she's emasculating him.
 
2013-09-10 10:12:38 PM  

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If this girl has any acting talent her natural beauty and body would have landed her quite a few tv/movie roles.
 
2013-09-10 10:33:07 PM  

Waldo Pepper: BafflerMeal: [a.abcnews.go.com image 640x360]

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If this girl has any acting talent her natural beauty and body would have landed her quite a few tv/movie roles.


If you'd seen her laughable youtube video you'd know that she was trying to be Britney Spears.  She would have to improve to be Tila Tequila.
 
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