The Third Man: If you want a nice umbrella, bring a sh*tty one to church."Hey, if you're going to steal, steal from a church!"
serpent_sky: Also, if I'm alone, odds are I don't want anyone to talk to me, even if he's wearing fancy and expensive sunglasses.)
serpent_sky: Which is strange, considering they advise people to pay too much for sunglasses. Maybe save a little on the glasses and buy an umbrella?
Daniels: Fairly accurate guide to having a blast in NYC in your 20s and 30s. Which is probably whom it was mostly curated from.I'm guessing the "ignore the boos" one will be applicable to this thread.
Lotion_Motion: I thought that "Never say 'it is what it is'" was perfect!Stop saying it, wannabe victim.Stop it!
optimus_grime: you will regret not getting tattoos.
Thats_right_ALL_the_tea: I never thought I'd see something from a banker and be like "YES, THANK YOU" but #StopItWithTheHashTags did it for me.
Outrageous Muff: Lots of successful people hate in here.
megarian: Meh. Expensive sunglasses ARE stupid.Unless you go hiking a lot. Then they're only marginally stupid.
megarian: Outrageous Muff: Lots of successful people hate in here.Meh. Expensive sunglasses ARE stupid.Unless you go hiking a lot. Then they're only marginally stupid.
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