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2013-09-10 02:59:29 PM
The cake is a lie liar.
 
2013-09-10 03:15:54 PM
cdn0.meme.li
 
2013-09-10 03:45:09 PM
If the urinal cake started talking to me, that probably would convince that I've had enough.
 
2013-09-10 04:09:13 PM
It would be nice if it could give you an accurate readout of how drunk you really are, but then you'd have to stick your mouth in there and blow on the damn thing.
 
2013-09-10 04:11:22 PM
this is the remix edition, of the song about pissin'
 
2013-09-10 04:12:15 PM
all i would hear is a lot of incoherent mumbling

/if you know what I mean
 
2013-09-10 04:14:10 PM

chairmenmeow47: this is the remix edition, of the song about pissin'


I don't know if I hear you in my head, or the talking cake.


/it's probably you; the cake is not as clever.
 
2013-09-10 04:15:16 PM
 
2013-09-10 04:16:51 PM
I can imagine this working like Clippy.

It looks like you're drinking Budweiser.

Would you like some help?

* Get help selecting better beers
* Suggest other alcoholic drinks
* Provide advice on twelve-step programs
 
2013-09-10 04:17:33 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: Or maybe there's another reason for the decrease in traffic deaths this past Labor Day Weekend


There seems to be a problem with this statement...

Driving under the influence of marijuana seems to be less risky because people who are high tend to be aware that they are impaired and compensate, while alcohol tends to increase recklessness and create false confidence.
 
2013-09-10 04:18:17 PM
Thems fighting words urinal cake!
 
2013-09-10 04:18:29 PM
"You've been eating asparagus."
 
2013-09-10 04:18:31 PM
this is a repeat and I only came in to piss on it.
 
2013-09-10 04:23:16 PM
The urinal cake's been drinking, not me.
 
2013-09-10 04:25:45 PM
It would be funny if it sounded like gurgling.
 
2013-09-10 04:28:12 PM
blogs.westword.com

That type of thing is exactly why I stay at home to drink and smoke.
 
2013-09-10 04:28:18 PM

johnny_vegas: Uranus Is Huge!: Or maybe there's another reason for the decrease in traffic deaths this past Labor Day Weekend

There seems to be a problem with this statement...

Driving under the influence of marijuana seems to be less risky because people who are high tend to be aware that they are impaired and compensate, while alcohol tends to increase recklessness and create false confidence.


what problem? Are you totally unaware of GABA's role in the brain and the pharmcodynamics of alcohol vs pot?

HINT: Alcohol sucks.
 
2013-09-10 04:29:32 PM

johnny_vegas: Uranus Is Huge!: Or maybe there's another reason for the decrease in traffic deaths this past Labor Day Weekend

There seems to be a problem with this statement...

Driving under the influence of marijuana seems to be less risky because people who are high tend to be aware that they are impaired and compensate, while alcohol tends to increase recklessness and create false confidence.


Maybe weed doesn't impair one's ability to drive as much as alcohol does.
 
2013-09-10 04:29:36 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: Or maybe there's another reason for the decrease in traffic deaths this past Labor Day Weekend


Very likely THIS.
 
2013-09-10 04:30:45 PM

sobriquet by any other name: johnny_vegas: Uranus Is Huge!: Or maybe there's another reason for the decrease in traffic deaths this past Labor Day Weekend

There seems to be a problem with this statement...

Driving under the influence of marijuana seems to be less risky because people who are high tend to be aware that they are impaired and compensate, while alcohol tends to increase recklessness and create false confidence.

what problem? Are you totally unaware of GABA's role in the brain and the pharmcodynamics of alcohol vs pot?

HINT: Alcohol sucks.


Here's an idea -- let's just not do either, k?  You want to smoke up?  Great (although, honestly, consumables are way better).  You want to get drunk?  Great.  Let's not pretend that doing either and then driving is anything but idiotic.
 
2013-09-10 04:31:01 PM
Select quotes from the beta:

"Christ dude, did you have asparagus?  Cos man, that's rank."
"You drink shiatty beer."
"[low, mennacing growl]"
"[gulp] [gulp] Mmmm, that's some good piss."
"Hi, Bear Grylls here..."
"<raucous laughter>  Wow, how do you even aim with that thing?"
"Oh, it's you!  Hey, um, listen, I don't know how to tell you this, but your date was in here.  She's ... she's not what she seems."
 
2013-09-10 04:32:48 PM

meanmutton: Let's not pretend that doing either and then driving is anything but idiotic.


Truth.
 
2013-09-10 04:33:45 PM
Oldest trick in the book.
www.alice-in-wonderland.net
 
2013-09-10 04:37:01 PM
Oh Urinal

Oh Urinal

Your ice filled bowl is nice and cool


/who among us has not?
 
2013-09-10 04:37:07 PM
www.urinalgames.com
 
2013-09-10 04:37:47 PM
they should have a little urinalysis chip in there and do custom messages "your bac is 0.004; lightweight!, go back and knock down a few more!"  or something else encouraging.
 
2013-09-10 04:40:35 PM
Apparently, urinal-cake theft is widespread.

farm4.staticflickr.com

/seen last week at Homosassa Springs Wildlife State Park in Florida
 
2013-09-10 04:41:41 PM

warthogbrewingco: they should have a little urinalysis chip in there and do custom messages "your bac is 0.004; lightweight!, go back and knock down a few more!"  or something else encouraging.


Can it be done in Cheech Marin's voice?
 
2013-09-10 04:43:49 PM
Devices the talk when you pee on them become a fetish in 5... 4... 3...
 
2013-09-10 04:48:39 PM
Someone stole one. So someone reached into a urinal and took the urinal cake out and put it in their pocket or briefcase or backpack.

That's all kinds of icky.
 
2013-09-10 04:53:15 PM
I hate it when anyone talks to me while I am taking a piss
 
2013-09-10 04:56:31 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: johnny_vegas: Uranus Is Huge!: Or maybe there's another reason for the decrease in traffic deaths this past Labor Day Weekend

There seems to be a problem with this statement...

Driving under the influence of marijuana seems to be less risky because people who are high tend to be aware that they are impaired and compensate, while alcohol tends to increase recklessness and create false confidence.

Maybe weed doesn't impair one's ability to drive as much as alcohol does.


nah it's the false confidence piece and the perception the statement would lend that would be construed as an enabler fo rpeople to believe they drive better or will not be impact by pot
 
2013-09-10 04:58:24 PM
Wake me when they start playing music.

"Urine the jungle baby...you're gonna die..."

"I'm siiiiiiiiiingin' in the rain...just siiiiiiiiiingin in the raaaaain..."
 
2013-09-10 05:04:04 PM

sobriquet by any other name: johnny_vegas: Uranus Is Huge!: Or maybe there's another reason for the decrease in traffic deaths this past Labor Day Weekend

There seems to be a problem with this statement...

Driving under the influence of marijuana seems to be less risky because people who are high tend to be aware that they are impaired and compensate, while alcohol tends to increase recklessness and create false confidence.

what problem? Are you totally unaware of GABA's role in the brain and the pharmcodynamics of alcohol vs pot?

HINT: Alcohol sucks.


smug much?  So you are saying you can drive better after smoking pot???
 
2013-09-10 05:04:21 PM

PainInTheASP: It would be nice if it could give you an accurate readout of how drunk you really are, but then you'd have to stick your mouth in there and blow on the damn thing.


The solution is simple. A pair of synthetic breasts mounted above the urinal. One has
the breathalyzer tech behind the nipple and the other breast is there so the drunkard
can steady himself.

Don't think it would work? I can easily imagine some drunk going into the men's room
and doing his business. Then, he looks sheepishly from side to side to make sure he
is alone. Assured, he leans in and takes a lick. Giggling like a schoolgirl, he takes the
nipple into his mouth and VOILA! Instant breathalyzer results.

The inevitable 'gotcha!' YouTube videos would be priceless as well.
 
2013-09-10 05:05:02 PM
QR codes on the walls for Trapster would be the best response to this ridiculousness.

http://www.trapster.com/
 
2013-09-10 05:12:19 PM
Hell, I have enough trouble peeing when there's someone else in the loo. Throw in a talking puck and the tap will shutdown like a union shop on coffee break. Kinda the urinary equivalent to blue balls.
 
2013-09-10 05:36:34 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Apparently, urinal-cake theft is widespread.

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 653x390]

/seen last week at Homosassa Springs Wildlife State Park in Florida


Suprised there was nothing about eating them as well.
 
2013-09-10 05:44:28 PM
I make it a rule not to piss on anything that can talk.
 
2013-09-10 05:50:50 PM

Deadguy2322: I make it a rule not to piss on anything that can talk.


I'm into mute chicks too.
 
2013-09-10 05:52:23 PM

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Hell, I have enough trouble peeing when there's someone else in the loo. Throw in a talking puck and the tap will shutdown like a union shop on coffee break. Kinda the urinary equivalent to blue balls.


Except they don't start talking until you're already pissing. I just aim for the speaker in hopes of getting pee in it.
 
2013-09-10 06:34:03 PM
Deadguy2322
I make it a rule not to piss on anything that can talk.


I bet you are not Art Kelly behind that computer.
 
2013-09-10 06:54:24 PM

digitalrain: Wake me when they start playing music.

"Urine the jungle baby...you're gonna die..."

"I'm siiiiiiiiiingin' in the rain...just siiiiiiiiiingin in the raaaaain..."


I Wanna Marry a Lighthouse Keeper just for the part where she gargles.
/plus, it's only a-minute-four, so everyone would try to hear the whole song
 
2013-09-10 07:46:13 PM

digitalrain: Wake me when they start playing music.

"Urine the jungle baby...you're gonna die..."

"I'm siiiiiiiiiingin' in the rain...just siiiiiiiiiingin in the raaaaain..."


I was thinking My Ding-a-Ling or Like a Virgin.
 
2013-09-10 07:53:09 PM
♫ Urinal cake say blub... ♪
 
2013-09-10 08:40:46 PM
I remember them doing something like this in San Diego in the 80's, it didn't go well at all.
 
2013-09-10 09:05:41 PM
Be a bastard. Reprogram them to say things like,
"Look out behind you!"
"Self destruct in five...four...three..."
"All drinks ordered in the next ten seconds are free! Place your orders!"
 
2013-09-10 09:42:17 PM

Ishidan: Be a bastard. Reprogram them to say things like,
"Look out behind you!"
"Self destruct in five...four...three..."
"All drinks ordered in the next ten seconds are free! Place your orders!"


"Thank you for using our recycling system. Anheuser-Busch cares about the Earth."
"Warning: chem-screen detects abnormal hormone levels. Please consult your doctor."
"Share and enjoy!"
 
2013-09-10 10:35:19 PM

johnny_vegas: sobriquet by any other name: johnny_vegas: Uranus Is Huge!: Or maybe there's another reason for the decrease in traffic deaths this past Labor Day Weekend

There seems to be a problem with this statement...

Driving under the influence of marijuana seems to be less risky because people who are high tend to be aware that they are impaired and compensate, while alcohol tends to increase recklessness and create false confidence.

what problem? Are you totally unaware of GABA's role in the brain and the pharmcodynamics of alcohol vs pot?

HINT: Alcohol sucks.

smug much?  So you are saying you can drive better after smoking pot???


If SWIM did smoke, i'd bet as experienced users their driving skills would be unimpacted, while you cannot show me anyone capable of driving better when drunk (minus the life threatening seizures you go into when the addictive alcohol is done with a body).

if you think pot is comparable to alcohol, you might want to go to home depot and get some shutters, i hear some drizzle is on the way.
 
2013-09-11 12:29:39 AM

sobriquet by any other name: if you think pot is comparable to alcohol, you might want to go to home depot and get some shutters, i hear some drizzle is on the way.


get over yourself and stop moving the goal posts....i am saying pot impacts your ability to drive.....if you think that is comparable to alcohol, congratulations.  if you think pot makes you a better driver or has no impact, you need to do your cherry picking of research better.
 
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