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(TMZ)   Lamar Odom: "I don't have a crack problem. I'm awesome at doing crack"   (tmz.com) divider line 30
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2013-09-10 02:43:24 PM
Who?
 
2013-09-10 02:57:11 PM
aLarm, dOom.
 
2013-09-10 03:13:16 PM
api.ning.com

I'm going to go ahead a cut the guy a little slack.
 
2013-09-10 03:22:43 PM
Sometimes you fark the wookie, sometimes the wookie farks you.
 
2013-09-10 03:30:11 PM
i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-10 03:38:39 PM
If Kris Jenner was my mother-in-law, I'd be smoking crack, snorting coke, shooting heroin, and drinking a gallon of Jack Daniels a day....so he's showing a phenomenal amount of restraint, really.  I don't care if Khloe's vagina is made out of satin and she squirts Cristal...NOTHING is worth being a member of that tribe of roaming succubi.
 
2013-09-10 03:39:30 PM

Sybarite: [api.ning.com image 464x470]

I'm going to go ahead a cut the guy a little slack.


Whats this dude got to do with anything???
 
2013-09-10 03:47:51 PM

Coco LaFemme: If Kris Jenner was my mother-in-law, I'd be smoking crack, snorting coke, shooting heroin, and drinking a gallon of Jack Daniels a day....so he's showing a phenomenal amount of restraint, really.  I don't care if Khloe's vagina is made out of satin and she squirts Cristal...NOTHING is worth being a member of that tribe of roaming succubi.


The sad thing is if she were your mother in law she would tell the media that you are doing all of those things, even if you weren't, if it means she can make a buck.
 
2013-09-10 03:49:09 PM
Can you imagine how often Khloe farts?

And how hot, eggy and dense they must be?
 
2013-09-10 03:51:10 PM

airsupport: Can you imagine how often Khloe farts?

And how hot, eggy and dense they must be?


Come on man, my mouth was open when you said that.
 
2013-09-10 03:58:21 PM

airsupport: Can you imagine how often Khloe farts?

And how hot, eggy and dense they must be?


Ohh look honey, the paint is peeling off the walls again.
 
2013-09-10 04:09:30 PM
I bet it intensifies his personality.

I also bet a shot to the nose with an elbow first game out of the shoot will land him in a reconstructive surgery inpatient lab.
 
2013-09-10 04:17:15 PM
And he can afford it too! No problem.
 
2013-09-10 04:33:23 PM
Everything's good when you're doing crack.  for now.................
 
2013-09-10 04:36:26 PM
Why it's understandable for Lamar to do crack:

joeydevilla.com
 
2013-09-10 04:56:12 PM

airsupport: Can you imagine how often Khloe farts?

And how hot, eggy and dense they must be?


*zip*

Go on.
 
2013-09-10 04:56:17 PM

Coco LaFemme: If Kris Jenner was my mother-in-law, I'd be smoking crack, snorting coke, shooting heroin, and drinking a gallon of Jack Daniels a day....so he's showing a phenomenal amount of restraint, really.  I don't care if Khloe's vagina is made out of satin and she squirts Cristal...NOTHING is worth being a member of that tribe of roaming succubi.


Welcome to my favorite's for that list alone, very funny farkette!
 
2013-09-10 05:08:02 PM

Coco LaFemme: If Kris Jenner was my mother-in-law, I'd be smoking crack, snorting coke, shooting heroin, and drinking a gallon of Jack Daniels a day....so he's showing a phenomenal amount of restraint, really.  I don't care if Khloe's vagina is made out of satin and she squirts Cristal...NOTHING is worth being a member of that tribe of roaming succubi.


Now now what if you marry into the family and one cold night when the whole family is asleep you drill a hole in the furnace and they all die of carbon monoxide poisoning.
 
2013-09-10 05:30:37 PM

groppet: Coco LaFemme: If Kris Jenner was my mother-in-law, I'd be smoking crack, snorting coke, shooting heroin, and drinking a gallon of Jack Daniels a day....so he's showing a phenomenal amount of restraint, really.  I don't care if Khloe's vagina is made out of satin and she squirts Cristal...NOTHING is worth being a member of that tribe of roaming succubi.

Now now what if you marry into the family and one cold night when the whole family is asleep you drill a hole in the furnace and they all die of carbon monoxide poisoning.


Hey, Torquenot!  Over here!
 
2013-09-10 05:32:02 PM

groppet: Coco LaFemme: If Kris Jenner was my mother-in-law, I'd be smoking crack, snorting coke, shooting heroin, and drinking a gallon of Jack Daniels a day....so he's showing a phenomenal amount of restraint, really.  I don't care if Khloe's vagina is made out of satin and she squirts Cristal...NOTHING is worth being a member of that tribe of roaming succubi.

Now now what if you marry into the family and one cold night when the whole family is asleep you drill a hole in the furnace and they all die of carbon monoxide poisoning.


I wanted to make a point about the probability they don't use the furnace much, but I have no farking idea where they live. They look like warm weather people. The wiki entry doesn't say where they are.
 
2013-09-10 06:10:42 PM
Its not a crack house, its a crack home
 
2013-09-10 06:39:34 PM
 
2013-09-10 06:40:28 PM

wildcardjack: groppet: Coco LaFemme: If Kris Jenner was my mother-in-law, I'd be smoking crack, snorting coke, shooting heroin, and drinking a gallon of Jack Daniels a day....so he's showing a phenomenal amount of restraint, really.  I don't care if Khloe's vagina is made out of satin and she squirts Cristal...NOTHING is worth being a member of that tribe of roaming succubi.

Now now what if you marry into the family and one cold night when the whole family is asleep you drill a hole in the furnace and they all die of carbon monoxide poisoning.

I wanted to make a point about the probability they don't use the furnace much, but I have no farking idea where they live. They look like warm weather people. The wiki entry doesn't say where they are.


They used to live in Hidden Hills near a friend of mine. Neighbors hated that the streets were blocked for filming. Now they live somewhere else in Los Angeles. So yeah, warm whether. Furnace might not be the way to go.
 
2013-09-10 06:42:13 PM
It's not news, it's MiddleMenforTMZ.com
 
2013-09-10 07:18:31 PM

Torqueknot: airsupport: Can you imagine how often Khloe farts?

And how hot, eggy and dense they must be?

*zip*

Go on.


Sometimes they slide out like delicate little flowers blooming slowly from her anus.  Sometimes they arrive with great and sudden fanfare, like a marching band you weren't expecting.  Sometimes they just explode out of nowhere like a meteor over Russia.

She often saves them for tub time, not only for the added stench created by the warmth of the water, but also because she can see them rising through the water.  She claps her hands and giggles when this happens.

At night, she lies nestled in her bed under a mountain of down comforters and 800-thread-count sheets. When she thinks everyone else is asleep, her hand will creep downward slowly but with poised determination, inching under her enormous yet lacy panties.  Downward it will creep, around the back, pulling the fabric aside so that her sulfurous cargo can thunder forth unimpeded.  The dog usually runs downstairs.
 
2013-09-10 07:50:25 PM
You sick puppy...
 
2013-09-10 09:03:34 PM

airsupport: Torqueknot: airsupport: Can you imagine how often Khloe farts?

And how hot, eggy and dense they must be?

*zip*

Go on.

Sometimes they slide out like delicate little flowers blooming slowly from her anus.  Sometimes they arrive with great and sudden fanfare, like a marching band you weren't expecting.  Sometimes they just explode out of nowhere like a meteor over Russia.

She often saves them for tub time, not only for the added stench created by the warmth of the water, but also because she can see them rising through the water.  She claps her hands and giggles when this happens.

At night, she lies nestled in her bed under a mountain of down comforters and 800-thread-count sheets. When she thinks everyone else is asleep, her hand will creep downward slowly but with poised determination, inching under her enormous yet lacy panties.  Downward it will creep, around the back, pulling the fabric aside so that her sulfurous cargo can thunder forth unimpeded.  The dog usually runs downstairs.


You are disgusting filthy and vile. I hope your parents have disowned you. We should hang out.
 
2013-09-10 09:27:13 PM

airsupport: Can you imagine how often Khloe farts?

And how hot, eggy and dense they must be?


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Sploosh
 
kg
2013-09-11 06:05:47 PM

airsupport: Torqueknot: airsupport: Can you imagine how often Khloe farts?

And how hot, eggy and dense they must be?

*zip*

Go on.

Sometimes they slide out like delicate little flowers blooming slowly from her anus.  Sometimes they arrive with great and sudden fanfare, like a marching band you weren't expecting.  Sometimes they just explode out of nowhere like a meteor over Russia.

She often saves them for tub time, not only for the added stench created by the warmth of the water, but also because she can see them rising through the water.  She claps her hands and giggles when this happens.

At night, she lies nestled in her bed under a mountain of down comforters and 800-thread-count sheets. When she thinks everyone else is asleep, her hand will creep downward slowly but with poised determination, inching under her enormous yet lacy panties.  Downward it will creep, around the back, pulling the fabric aside so that her sulfurous cargo can thunder forth unimpeded.  The dog usually runs downstairs.


Geoff miller, is that you?
 
2013-09-11 11:10:25 PM

kg: airsupport: Torqueknot: airsupport: Can you imagine how often Khloe farts?

Geoff miller, is that you?


Sorry, not much of a cricket fan.  Just another sap making his living writing celebrity fart erotica.

Out next month, my two-part anal-ogy "The Fardashians" and "Here Comes Runny Poo Poo".
 
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