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(Uproxx)   Ellen Page is still down for a Kitty Pryde movie, sure to be a juggernaut at the box office   (uproxx.com) divider line 74
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2013-09-10 02:48:59 PM  
I'm sure she'd quite frankly be down for any movie at this point, considering her career kind of petered and fizzled out after her short stint as an indy darling.
 
2013-09-10 03:09:21 PM  
Nightcrawler, Ace Frehley, Peters Criss all unavailable for comment

/12-sided die
//slashies
 
2013-09-10 03:12:50 PM  
I would totally penis her vagina.
 
2013-09-10 03:13:28 PM  

spman: I'm sure she'd quite frankly be down for any movie at this point, considering her career kind of petered and fizzled out after her short stint as an indy darling.


Yeah, she lost the baby face and the appeal of looking 15 while actually being 20 something. I'd still hit it.
 
2013-09-10 03:13:45 PM  
I'd phase through her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-09-10 03:15:21 PM  

spman: I'm sure she'd quite frankly be down for any movie at this point, considering her career kind of petered and fizzled out after her short stint as an indy darling.


She did a good job in the game The Last of Us.
 
2013-09-10 03:19:59 PM  

spman: I'm sure she'd quite frankly be down for any movie at this point, considering her career kind of petered and fizzled out after her short stint as an indy darling.


She was in Woody Allen's To Rome With Love last year, which I thought was a really cool movie, it didn't seem to really break out though.  She's a talented actress, and she's in the next X-Men movie as well.

I could see a standalone Kitty Pryde movie working.  I'd rather see an Excalibur movie though, I always liked those comics.
 
2013-09-10 03:20:36 PM  
I'm the Juggernaut Biatch!
 
2013-09-10 03:23:10 PM  
i'd let her get stuck in my giant space bullet, if you know what i mean.

/i don't know what i mean
 
2013-09-10 03:23:24 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: spman: I'm sure she'd quite frankly be down for any movie at this point, considering her career kind of petered and fizzled out after her short stint as an indy darling.

She did a good job in the game The Last of Us.


ummm.... that wasn't her, and she actually got real pissed off about it because she is going to be in another video game.
 
2013-09-10 03:24:21 PM  

skyotter: i'd let her get stuck in my giant space bullet, if you know what i mean.

/i don't know what i mean


I'd let her keep my dragon as a pet, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-09-10 03:24:30 PM  
I'm down with Ellen Page doing a Kitty Pryde movie.  Joss Whedon would be all over that, I'd think.
 
2013-09-10 03:24:36 PM  
Yes, let's have a Kitty Pryde movie before a Deadpool one. Or Cable. Or X-Factor. Or  literally dozens of characters that aren't Kitty Pryde.
 
2013-09-10 03:28:28 PM  
Im pretty sure she prefers the scissor. But I'd give her the old indie darling, if you know what I mean. And I don't think anyone does.
 
2013-09-10 03:28:51 PM  
She's gonna have to shave her new mustache...

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2013-09-10 03:28:55 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: Yes, let's have a Kitty Pryde movie before a Deadpool one. Or Cable. Or X-Factor. Or  literally dozens of characters that aren't Kitty Pryde.


You mean characters that aren't as attractive as Ellen Page?
 
2013-09-10 03:30:08 PM  

Bludyard: I'm down with Ellen Page doing a Kitty Pryde movie.  Joss Whedon would be all over that, I'd think.


Last time Joss was writing X-Men things didn't go so well for her.

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2013-09-10 03:30:42 PM  
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Still waiting for a call on that Jubilee solo project.
 
2013-09-10 03:32:14 PM  
I'd use her as an ottoman in my sand castle. Crap, I'm not very good at this.
 
2013-09-10 03:36:33 PM  

Nurglitch: Bareefer Obonghit: Yes, let's have a Kitty Pryde movie before a Deadpool one. Or Cable. Or X-Factor. Or  literally dozens of characters that aren't Kitty Pryde.

You mean characters that aren't as attractive as Ellen Page?


www.blogcdn.com

Shirley you jest.
 
2013-09-10 03:44:10 PM  

sign_of_Zeta: Lumbar Puncture: spman: I'm sure she'd quite frankly be down for any movie at this point, considering her career kind of petered and fizzled out after her short stint as an indy darling.

She did a good job in the game The Last of Us.

ummm.... that wasn't her, and she actually got real pissed off about it because she is going to be in another video game.


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2013-09-10 03:45:05 PM  

Killer Cars: I'd use her as an ottoman in my sand castle. Crap, I'm not very good at this.


You mean you'd let her spin her eggbeater around your hadron collider?

/you naughty, naughty fellow!
 
2013-09-10 03:48:46 PM  
Does Kitty Pride has any power beyond going through walls?
 
2013-09-10 03:53:01 PM  

Irving Maimway: I would totally penis her vagina.


Rumor is wrong team.

/Jodie Foster and Tom Cruise are yelling at her to come out already
 
2013-09-10 03:56:51 PM  
I would make jam out of her berries...
 
2013-09-10 03:57:08 PM  

talkertopc: Does Kitty Pride has any power beyond going through walls?


It's one of those 'all in how you use it' kind of things. She shorts out electrical devices when she goes through them, she can take other things with her. meaning she could, if she wanted to, reach into your chest and pull out your heart, or drag you halfway through a brick wall and leave you there.
 
2013-09-10 03:58:48 PM  
I'd run my juggernaut through her.
 
2013-09-10 04:01:13 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: spman: I'm sure she'd quite frankly be down for any movie at this point, considering her career kind of petered and fizzled out after her short stint as an indy darling.

Yeah, she lost the baby face and the appeal of looking 15 while actually being 20 something. I'd still hit it.


How old is that rapper chick Kitty (Pryde)? I wouldn't mind plowing her assuming she's not still jailbait.
 
2013-09-10 04:03:40 PM  

Gosling: talkertopc: Does Kitty Pride has any power beyond going through walls?

It's one of those 'all in how you use it' kind of things. She shorts out electrical devices when she goes through them, she can take other things with her. meaning she could, if she wanted to, reach into your chest and pull out your heart, or drag you halfway through a brick wall and leave you there.


She can alter the vibrational frequency of her molecules and of the items that she touches making them out of phase with her surroundings, yet she can't alter her own molecules to make herself more durable.  Perhaps she is not using her powers to their potential.
 
2013-09-10 04:04:45 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Irving Maimway: I would totally penis her vagina.

Rumor is wrong team.

/Jodie Foster and Tom Cruise are yelling at her to come out already


Really?? Dam. Not like she was going to show up on my door, but still.
 
2013-09-10 04:06:23 PM  
If she was down for a mediocre roll in the hay with a dude i'd sign up, but i don't think she is. I bet she's a blast hangout with though.
 
2013-09-10 04:08:24 PM  

Uncle Pooky: sign_of_Zeta: Lumbar Puncture: spman: I'm sure she'd quite frankly be down for any movie at this point, considering her career kind of petered and fizzled out after her short stint as an indy darling.

She did a good job in the game The Last of Us.

ummm.... that wasn't her, and she actually got real pissed off about it because she is going to be in another video game.

thatsthejoke.jpg


Yep.
 
2013-09-10 04:10:35 PM  
Pipe down, Eggo Preggo.
 
2013-09-10 04:13:00 PM  
She's alright, but, honestly, I would rather have seen the girl that played Kitty Pryde in the first X-Men movie.
 
2013-09-10 04:17:37 PM  

PsyLord: Gosling: talkertopc: Does Kitty Pride has any power beyond going through walls?

It's one of those 'all in how you use it' kind of things. She shorts out electrical devices when she goes through them, she can take other things with her. meaning she could, if she wanted to, reach into your chest and pull out your heart, or drag you halfway through a brick wall and leave you there.

She can alter the vibrational frequency of her molecules and of the items that she touches making them out of phase with her surroundings, yet she can't alter her own molecules to make herself more durable.  Perhaps she is not using her powers to their potential.


Still, you gotta figure that with  all the mutants out there, there is one that has  THE LAMEST mutant ability. Like making paper dolls dance or something...
 
2013-09-10 04:20:00 PM  

Richard_The_Clown: PsyLord: Gosling: talkertopc: Does Kitty Pride has any power beyond going through walls?

It's one of those 'all in how you use it' kind of things. She shorts out electrical devices when she goes through them, she can take other things with her. meaning she could, if she wanted to, reach into your chest and pull out your heart, or drag you halfway through a brick wall and leave you there.

She can alter the vibrational frequency of her molecules and of the items that she touches making them out of phase with her surroundings, yet she can't alter her own molecules to make herself more durable.  Perhaps she is not using her powers to their potential.

Still, you gotta figure that with  all the mutants out there, there is one that has  THE LAMEST mutant ability. Like making paper dolls dance or something...


Well, to be honest, she can kill you with a touch.  She touches you and causes you to phase out of sync with all of your blood.  Bam, you're dead.
 
2013-09-10 04:23:34 PM  

Richard_The_Clown: PsyLord: Gosling: talkertopc: Does Kitty Pride has any power beyond going through walls?

It's one of those 'all in how you use it' kind of things. She shorts out electrical devices when she goes through them, she can take other things with her. meaning she could, if she wanted to, reach into your chest and pull out your heart, or drag you halfway through a brick wall and leave you there.

She can alter the vibrational frequency of her molecules and of the items that she touches making them out of phase with her surroundings, yet she can't alter her own molecules to make herself more durable.  Perhaps she is not using her powers to their potential.

Still, you gotta figure that with  all the mutants out there, there is one that has  THE LAMEST mutant ability. Like making paper dolls dance or something...


Toad. He should be in a KISS tribute band or something.
 
2013-09-10 04:27:03 PM  

spman: I'm sure she'd quite frankly be down for any movie at this point, considering her career kind of petered and fizzled out after her short stint as an indy darling.


her career went to shiat after she threatened to cut a man's dick off
 
2013-09-10 04:36:26 PM  

jackiepaper: Nightcrawler, Ace Frehley, Peters Criss all unavailable for comment

/12-sided die
//slashies


They are all totally available for a comment.
They're all in my garage right now.
 
2013-09-10 04:40:31 PM  

Richard_The_Clown: PsyLord: Gosling: talkertopc: Does Kitty Pride has any power beyond going through walls?

It's one of those 'all in how you use it' kind of things. She shorts out electrical devices when she goes through them, she can take other things with her. meaning she could, if she wanted to, reach into your chest and pull out your heart, or drag you halfway through a brick wall and leave you there.

She can alter the vibrational frequency of her molecules and of the items that she touches making them out of phase with her surroundings, yet she can't alter her own molecules to make herself more durable.  Perhaps she is not using her powers to their potential.

Still, you gotta figure that with  all the mutants out there, there is one that has  THE LAMEST mutant ability. Like making paper dolls dance or something...


Starfox, from Marvel, has the power of date rape.  Seriously.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfox_(comics)
 
2013-09-10 04:54:50 PM  

meanmutton: Richard_The_Clown: PsyLord: Gosling: talkertopc: Does Kitty Pride has any power beyond going through walls?

It's one of those 'all in how you use it' kind of things. She shorts out electrical devices when she goes through them, she can take other things with her. meaning she could, if she wanted to, reach into your chest and pull out your heart, or drag you halfway through a brick wall and leave you there.

She can alter the vibrational frequency of her molecules and of the items that she touches making them out of phase with her surroundings, yet she can't alter her own molecules to make herself more durable.  Perhaps she is not using her powers to their potential.

Still, you gotta figure that with  all the mutants out there, there is one that has  THE LAMEST mutant ability. Like making paper dolls dance or something...

Starfox, from Marvel, has the power of date rape.  Seriously.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfox_(comics)


Dazzler would be a strong contender...if you were playing Sinatra.  Playing Motorhead OTOH...
 
2013-09-10 05:03:37 PM  

Richard_The_Clown: Still, you gotta figure that with all the mutants out there, there is one that has THE LAMEST mutant ability. Like making paper dolls dance or something...


Oh, gotcha covered there.

Wraith. He has invisible skin. His only method of real attack is by making your skin invisible too.

Also there's Beak. He's birdlike, by which I mean he looks enough like a bird to be really creepy, has hollow bones, and his flight is more like 'maybe he can kinda glide a bit'.

Cypher is omnilingual, but doesn't understand what the hell it is he's translating, and the writers ended up playing very, very fast and loose with what 'language' meant (e.g. computer language, body language) so he'd actually have something to do. Then they killed him off.

Skin has six extra feet of skin. It just kinda hangs off him.
 
2013-09-10 05:07:00 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: her career went to shiat after she threatened to cut a man's dick off


O_o.

What?  I apparently missed that.
 
2013-09-10 05:16:29 PM  

meyerkev: The All-Powerful Atheismo: her career went to shiat after she threatened to cut a man's dick off

O_o.

What?  I apparently missed that.


It was a movie.  It was actually before any of her really big ones.
 
2013-09-10 05:26:51 PM  

Gosling: Richard_The_Clown: Still, you gotta figure that with all the mutants out there, there is one that has THE LAMEST mutant ability. Like making paper dolls dance or something...

Oh, gotcha covered there.

Wraith. He has invisible skin. His only method of real attack is by making your skin invisible too.

Also there's Beak. He's birdlike, by which I mean he looks enough like a bird to be really creepy, has hollow bones, and his flight is more like 'maybe he can kinda glide a bit'.

Cypher is omnilingual, but doesn't understand what the hell it is he's translating, and the writers ended up playing very, very fast and loose with what 'language' meant (e.g. computer language, body language) so he'd actually have something to do. Then they killed him off.

Skin has six extra feet of skin. It just kinda hangs off him.


There was a mutant named Cooter that makes people get all hot and bothered for her. Then they do what she wants.
http://www.uncannyxmen.net/glossary/showentry.asp?fldAuto=2194

They really just need to make a Deadpool movie, and I would love to have Marvel do it, and not Fox. Deadpool going after Thanos for Death would be pretty epic. Also they need to have Squirrel Girl in a movie.
 
2013-09-10 05:27:26 PM  
I'd love to see a Kitty Pryde movie that wasn't made by FOX, they're terrible when it comes to tone and character.

For those that think the character sucks go read Uncanny Xmen #143 or Days of Future Past or whichever issue it was where they fought Magneto near a volcano, she's one of the best of the old school X-Men.
 
2013-09-10 05:30:39 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: meyerkev: The All-Powerful Atheismo: her career went to shiat after she threatened to cut a man's dick off

O_o.

What?  I apparently missed that.

It was a movie.  It was actually before any of her really big ones.


Sorry but Hard Candy, much like Highlander, was a documentary... and the events happened in real time.
 
2013-09-10 05:38:11 PM  
Isn't Kitty Pryde bisexual in some storylines? Cause if so, and if done right, this could be a really great movie.


/If you know what I mean.
//And I think you do.
 
2013-09-10 05:44:06 PM  

demonfaerie: Gosling: Richard_The_Clown: Still, you gotta figure that with all the mutants out there, there is one that has THE LAMEST mutant ability. Like making paper dolls dance or something...

Oh, gotcha covered there.

Wraith. He has invisible skin. His only method of real attack is by making your skin invisible too.

Also there's Beak. He's birdlike, by which I mean he looks enough like a bird to be really creepy, has hollow bones, and his flight is more like 'maybe he can kinda glide a bit'.

Cypher is omnilingual, but doesn't understand what the hell it is he's translating, and the writers ended up playing very, very fast and loose with what 'language' meant (e.g. computer language, body language) so he'd actually have something to do. Then they killed him off.

Skin has six extra feet of skin. It just kinda hangs off him.

There was a mutant named Cooter that makes people get all hot and bothered for her. Then they do what she wants.
http://www.uncannyxmen.net/glossary/showentry.asp?fldAuto=2194

They really just need to make a Deadpool movie, and I would love to have Marvel do it, and not Fox. Deadpool going after Thanos for Death would be pretty epic. Also they need to have Squirrel Girl in a movie.


Deadpool was the guy in X-Men Origins Wolverine, right?  I don't see the appeal.  I'd love for them to get off of Wolverine's junk too, I'd rather see a movie about Gambit or Nightcrawler.

I remember buying a huge multi-issue comic book 'book' back when I was a kid, a bit of Googling reveals that it was the Thanos and the Infinity Gauntlet story.  That would make for one hell of an epic movie.
 
2013-09-10 05:44:39 PM  

spman: I'm sure she'd quite frankly be down for any movie at this point, considering her career kind of petered and fizzled out after her short stint as an indy darling.


Except for the part where she was in Inception?
 
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