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(NBC Chicago)   What should you do if you get bitten by a bat? Panic surprisingly absent   (nbcchicago.com) divider line 30
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2013-09-10 01:31:42 PM  
Baturday?

i522.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-10 01:34:01 PM  
Pray that you don't turn into the human version of Cujo?
 
2013-09-10 01:44:18 PM  
Consult with the local science nerd, who happens to be an expert in "bat anatomy"?

I recommend you do that *BEFORE* you have the weird dreams about your fellow castaways.
 
2013-09-10 01:46:09 PM  
I become Batman ...
 
2013-09-10 01:48:42 PM  
The article does not show in my browser (probably because of noscript) but I would guess that going to a doctor is the right answer?
 
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2013-09-10 01:49:13 PM  
Shop for a coffin while you can still tolerate daylight?
 
2013-09-10 02:07:52 PM  
hope for some awesome super powers?
 
2013-09-10 02:33:03 PM  
Brush vigorously

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-10 02:37:24 PM  
Suck the poison out so you don't turn into a zombie. Duh.
 
2013-09-10 02:50:32 PM  
media2.s-nbcnews.com

"OW!  Son of a...  GRAB IT!"
 
2013-09-10 02:59:13 PM  
 
2013-09-10 03:28:22 PM  
I was in Bayreuth a few years ago, and a bat got into the auditorium. Nobody panicked. In fact the general consensus was that it was far more entertaining that the current production of Meistersinger.
 
2013-09-10 03:58:09 PM  
Get a rabies shot farking as soon as my farking legs can get me to a farking hospital?
 
2013-09-10 04:08:11 PM  
See if I can find it... and if not, don't worry about it and go on about my life.

/My rules are slightly different than yours
 
2013-09-10 04:42:14 PM  

Tillmaster: I was in Bayreuth a few years ago, and a bat got into the auditorium. Nobody panicked. In fact the general consensus was that it was far more entertaining that the current production of Meistersinger.


Not Die Fledermaus?
 
2013-09-10 04:51:17 PM  
 
2013-09-10 05:06:39 PM  

Arkanaut: Tillmaster: I was in Bayreuth a few years ago, and a bat got into the auditorium. Nobody panicked. In fact the general consensus was that it was far more entertaining that the current production of Meistersinger.

Not Die Fledermaus?


I see vat you did der
 
2013-09-10 05:12:57 PM  

Shadow Blasko: See if I can find it... and if not, don't worry about it and go on about my life.

/My rules are slightly different than yours


I would find some religious people and ask them to pray the rabies away. That works, right?
 
2013-09-10 05:25:54 PM  

abhorrent1: Shadow Blasko: See if I can find it... and if not, don't worry about it and go on about my life.

/My rules are slightly different than yours

I would find some religious people and ask them to pray the rabies away. That works, right?


I don't think it does.

But that is not my concern.

/Had to get rabies shots on a fairly regular basis since I work with rabies vector species
 
2013-09-10 06:02:07 PM  
Grow fangs and feast on the blood of the living?
 
2013-09-10 06:42:10 PM  
I'm going to go get  my rabies shot as a result of watching this video!

Thanks a lot subby.
 
2013-09-10 06:45:05 PM  

Arkanaut: Tillmaster: I was in Bayreuth a few years ago, and a bat got into the auditorium. Nobody panicked. In fact the general consensus was that it was far more entertaining that the current production of Meistersinger.

Not Die Fledermaus?


Actually it was the cheap mexican equivalent... Bat Manuel.
 
2013-09-10 07:29:17 PM  
You mean a cat?

/It's all due to a terrible trauma I suffered as a sbool boy
 
2013-09-10 09:01:30 PM  

Quaker: You mean a cat?

/It's all due to a terrible trauma I suffered as a sbool boy


You silly bunt!
 
2013-09-10 10:02:30 PM  
Bite it back?

www.retrobent.com
 
2013-09-10 10:08:46 PM  

lokis_mentor: Batdance, duh


No no no no no, you mean the Batusi.
 
2013-09-10 10:31:30 PM  

unchellmatt: lokis_mentor: Batdance, duh

No no no no no, you mean the Batusi.


I liked the Oj one.
 
2013-09-11 01:48:56 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Get a rabies shot farking as soon as my farking legs can get me to a farking hospital?


YUP -- Bats carry rabies more than anything else in north america... On the upside how the hell do you get bitten by a bat in north america? They arent exactly easy to come in contact with.

Bats -- tiny flying mice.
 
2013-09-11 04:10:00 AM  

mikefinch: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Get a rabies shot farking as soon as my farking legs can get me to a farking hospital?

YUP -- Bats carry rabies more than anything else in north america... On the upside how the hell do you get bitten by a bat in north america? They arent exactly easy to come in contact with.

Bats -- tiny flying mice.


I tend to get the occasional bat in my house every year about this time, so out comes the net. They don't seem to ever be interested in biting me though, but I'm not a moron about it either.
 
2013-09-11 06:00:19 AM  
Bame for the Python.
 
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