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(Sun Sentinel)   If watching teen girls shower at a public beach is wrong, this alien mugshot guy doesn't want to be right   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 48
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2013-09-10 12:38:19 PM
I think it was the public masturbation that got the guy in trouble.
 
2013-09-10 12:38:30 PM
were they showering at one of those outdoor showeheads and had their suits on.. or in a communal shower room indoors of some sort where they routinely go naked?


facts are important to be able to cue the faprage

err outrage
 
2013-09-10 12:41:18 PM
Outrage:

www.guinnessworldrecords.com
 
2013-09-10 12:42:05 PM
"Just look at the watch, sweetheart. Just look at the watch."

cdn3.whatculture.com
 
2013-09-10 12:45:21 PM
He done 'fessed.
 
2013-09-10 12:46:15 PM

kvinesknows: were they showering at one of those outdoor showeheads and had their suits on.. or in a communal shower room indoors of some sort where they routinely go naked?


facts are important to be able to cue the faprage

err outrage


Any man, including overly horny teenage boys, who can watch a group of teenage girls do anything has a problem.  They are annoying as fark in packs.  I'd rather watch a nest of spider eggs hatch or watch a sewage treatment plant in action.
 
2013-09-10 12:49:01 PM
I'd say something, but I will just cut out the middle man and go have a seat over there.
 
2013-09-10 12:49:11 PM

Shazam999: Outrage:

[www.guinnessworldrecords.com image 500x375]


Sugarbombs: kvinesknows: were they showering at one of those outdoor showeheads and had their suits on.. or in a communal shower room indoors of some sort where they routinely go naked?


facts are important to be able to cue the faprage

err outrage


Go on...


Any man, including overly horny teenage boys, who can watch a group of teenage girls do anything has a problem.  They are annoying as fark in packs.  I'd rather watch a nest of spider eggs hatch or watch a sewage treatment plant in action.

It's almost as if they don't exist solely for our pleasure!
 
2013-09-10 12:50:38 PM

Sugarbombs: kvinesknows: were they showering at one of those outdoor showeheads and had their suits on.. or in a communal shower room indoors of some sort where they routinely go naked?


facts are important to be able to cue the faprage

err outrage

Any man, including overly horny teenage boys, who can watch a group of teenage girls do anything has a problem.  They are annoying as fark in packs.  I'd rather watch a nest of spider eggs hatch or watch a sewage treatment plant in action.


Only if you can hear them.
 
2013-09-10 12:54:15 PM

Nurglitch: Shazam999: Outrage:

[www.guinnessworldrecords.com image 500x375]

Sugarbombs: kvinesknows: were they showering at one of those outdoor showeheads and had their suits on.. or in a communal shower room indoors of some sort where they routinely go naked?


facts are important to be able to cue the faprage

err outrage

Go on...


Any man, including overly horny teenage boys, who can watch a group of teenage girls do anything has a problem.  They are annoying as fark in packs.  I'd rather watch a nest of spider eggs hatch or watch a sewage treatment plant in action.

It's almost as if they don't exist solely for our pleasure!


The point was that a group of anything adolescent is iritating. A group of teenage boys is just as annoying.
But way to show that you took a women's study course.
 
2013-09-10 12:54:36 PM
I can't wait to be a dirty old man. But I hope I'll draw the line at actually stroking it in public.

/Learn to draw the line, anyways.
 
2013-09-10 12:54:53 PM
He's just brazen about his craft.
 
2013-09-10 12:57:03 PM
Easy, guys.. I take my pants off just like the rest of you -- one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are off, I jerk off to teen girls showering at the beach.
 
2013-09-10 12:57:25 PM

Nurglitch: He done 'fessed.


Whack his pee-pee!
 
2013-09-10 12:59:44 PM
I am waiting until all the facts come out. For all I know he couldve been masturbating and minding his own damn business when all of the sudden a bunch of sexy teenagers decided to start showering in front of him.
 
2013-09-10 12:59:52 PM

TinyFist: I can't wait to be a dirty old man.


Keep the faith. You can learn to be a lecherous voyeur as early as your late teens. After that, just exercise a little patience and you'll age into your desired status in no time!
 
2013-09-10 01:08:07 PM
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TFA needs a bit more than creepy old guy at the beach.
 
2013-09-10 01:08:59 PM
www.trbimg.comtrottine.t.r.pic.centerblog.net
 
2013-09-10 01:12:38 PM
This guy is doing it wrong, you're supposed to record the showering teens with your memory to be queued up later in order to critique their showering technique. Or buy a telephoto lens and a couple of disguises.
Protip: Never agree to let any nosy police officers or busy body parents inspect your camera without a court order. Also, in almost all cases, It is best not to contact the teens to discuss any flaws in their showering technique.
 
2013-09-10 01:21:46 PM

Ed Grubermann: I think it was the public masturbation that got the guy in trouble.


damn I said I was out but here I am.  Damn
 
2013-09-10 01:24:02 PM
is that a man baby???????
 
2013-09-10 01:24:33 PM
You gonna get ogled
 
2013-09-10 01:34:37 PM
"day at the beach was ruined" sheeeeit that's the day at the beach man freaky old man pullin it hehe he wont hurtin nobody
 
2013-09-10 01:39:35 PM
Did nobody watch Porky's?!? Watching nude teen girls showering gives me a boner, probably most hetero men too.  Watching them when you might get caught may be creepy (and probably more heart beats per minute), but it's hardly unnatural, unusual, or un-understandable.
 
2013-09-10 01:48:30 PM
Living near the beach I see nubiles shower under outdoor spigots ALL THE TIME, but I'm paranoid about being a creeper, so I take a full one-second "glance" then turn my head 180 degrees away and keep on walking.  Then, you gotta run the gauntlet of surfer girls who bring a water jug and dowse themselves in the parking lot before they change out of their bikinis under a loosely draped towel.  Right in the open, in a public parking lot, broad daylight.
/Broad daylight indeed.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-09-10 01:56:10 PM
That wascally wanker wuins it for the west of us.
 
2013-09-10 01:57:21 PM

rkiller1: Living near the beach I see nubiles shower under outdoor spigots ALL THE TIME, but I'm paranoid about being a creeper, so I take a full one-second "glance" then turn my head 180 degrees away and keep on walking.  Then, you gotta run the gauntlet of surfer girls who bring a water jug and dowse themselves in the parking lot before they change out of their bikinis under a loosely draped towel.  Right in the open, in a public parking lot, broad daylight.
/Broad daylight indeed.


Yeah, WTF is the deal with that??  I was at a beach last month, chick changed right in front of me on the beach, covered herself up very poorly with her skirt, so I saw everything.  And Jesus, I was there first, minding my own business inflating a dingy.
 
2013-09-10 02:06:38 PM

Shazam999: rkiller1: Living near the beach I see nubiles shower under outdoor spigots ALL THE TIME, but I'm paranoid about being a creeper, so I take a full one-second "glance" then turn my head 180 degrees away and keep on walking.  Then, you gotta run the gauntlet of surfer girls who bring a water jug and dowse themselves in the parking lot before they change out of their bikinis under a loosely draped towel.  Right in the open, in a public parking lot, broad daylight.
/Broad daylight indeed.

Yeah, WTF is the deal with that??  I was at a beach last month, chick changed right in front of me on the beach, covered herself up very poorly with her skirt, so I saw everything.  And Jesus, I was there first, minding my own business inflating a dingy.


Is that an Australian euphemism, like "shrimp on the barby?"
 
2013-09-10 02:07:43 PM

Shazam999: rkiller1: Living near the beach I see nubiles shower under outdoor spigots ALL THE TIME, but I'm paranoid about being a creeper, so I take a full one-second "glance" then turn my head 180 degrees away and keep on walking.  Then, you gotta run the gauntlet of surfer girls who bring a water jug and dowse themselves in the parking lot before they change out of their bikinis under a loosely draped towel.  Right in the open, in a public parking lot, broad daylight.
/Broad daylight indeed.

Yeah, WTF is the deal with that??  I was at a beach last month, chick changed right in front of me on the beach, covered herself up very poorly with her skirt, so I saw everything.  And Jesus, I was there first, minding my own business inflating a dingy.


Could you repeat the story, this time with a little more detail? I have a dingy of my own to inflate.
 
2013-09-10 02:10:32 PM
I bet your dingy was fully inflated in no time.
 
2013-09-10 02:10:56 PM

Shazam999: I was at a beach last month, chick changed right in front of me on the beach, covered herself up very poorly with her skirt, so I saw everything.


b.vimeocdn.com
 
2013-09-10 02:13:24 PM

offmymeds: Nurglitch: He done 'fessed.

Bailiff, whack his pee-pee!


FTFM.
 
2013-09-10 02:38:39 PM
i.imgur.com

peek-a boooooooo
 
2013-09-10 02:42:42 PM

FrancoFile: Sugarbombs: kvinesknows: were they showering at one of those outdoor showeheads and had their suits on.. or in a communal shower room indoors of some sort where they routinely go naked?


facts are important to be able to cue the faprage

err outrage

Any man, including overly horny teenage boys, who can watch a group of teenage girls do anything has a problem.  They are annoying as fark in packs.  I'd rather watch a nest of spider eggs hatch or watch a sewage treatment plant in action.

Only if you can hear them.


That's why you should always use binoculars and a telephoto lens.
 
2013-09-10 02:43:19 PM

Shazam999: rkiller1: Living near the beach I see nubiles shower under outdoor spigots ALL THE TIME, but I'm paranoid about being a creeper, so I take a full one-second "glance" then turn my head 180 degrees away and keep on walking.  Then, you gotta run the gauntlet of surfer girls who bring a water jug and dowse themselves in the parking lot before they change out of their bikinis under a loosely draped towel.  Right in the open, in a public parking lot, broad daylight.
/Broad daylight indeed.

Yeah, WTF is the deal with that??  I was at a beach last month, chick changed right in front of me on the beach, covered herself up very poorly with her skirt, so I saw everything.  And Jesus, I was there first, minding my own business inflating a dingy.


Pretty much that my folks live at a beach so I've been subject to this a lot. Some people think they are being slick, they're not.
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-09-10 03:23:54 PM
Subby has obviously never seen a real alien.
 
2013-09-10 03:32:00 PM
Sees Florida tag. You just know this is what he saw:

mikerowse.com
 
2013-09-10 03:39:20 PM
It used to be fun to watch girls at the beach, but nowadays there's just too many damn fat people blocking the view.
 
2013-09-10 04:06:27 PM
You guys, those are 16 and 17 year old CHILDREN. Damn pedos
 
2013-09-10 04:09:01 PM

ReapTheChaos: Shazam999: rkiller1:   I take a full one-second "glance" then turn my head 180 degrees away and keep on walking

I have a dingy of my own to inflate.


Yes, it is the same as yoga pants at the gym where I am due in 26 mins.  Staring is creepy, so that social norm forces men to look at (and maybe think about) something else.
 
2013-09-10 04:19:16 PM

ReapTheChaos: Shazam999: rkiller1: Living near the beach I see nubiles shower under outdoor spigots ALL THE TIME, but I'm paranoid about being a creeper, so I take a full one-second "glance" then turn my head 180 degrees away and keep on walking.  Then, you gotta run the gauntlet of surfer girls who bring a water jug and dowse themselves in the parking lot before they change out of their bikinis under a loosely draped towel.  Right in the open, in a public parking lot, broad daylight.
/Broad daylight indeed.

Yeah, WTF is the deal with that??  I was at a beach last month, chick changed right in front of me on the beach, covered herself up very poorly with her skirt, so I saw everything.  And Jesus, I was there first, minding my own business inflating a dingy.

Could you repeat the story, this time with a little more detail? I have a dingy of my own to inflate.


Don't get your hopes up, she was at least in her mid-50s.  Very saggy boobs.  Shaved though so I'm sure her husband is happy.
 
2013-09-10 04:55:59 PM

ShobuZukuri: [i.imgur.com image 174x174]

peek-a boooooooo


i1211.photobucket.com


On topic, fark this guy, I hope he gets castrated in prison.
"I could do much worse!"
"Not anymore!" :D
 
2013-09-10 05:11:56 PM
They didn't care that he watched them... only that he touched himself while doing it.

So... just keep it in your pants and wank off back home and you'll be fine.
 
2013-09-10 05:15:22 PM

Witness99: You guys, those are 16 and 17 year old CHILDREN. Damn pedos


In the state where I live, they'd be 16 and 17 year old ADULTS. Fap on.
 
2013-09-10 05:33:20 PM

rkiller1: Living near the beach I see nubiles shower under outdoor spigots ALL THE TIME, but I'm paranoid about being a creeper, so I take a full one-second "glance" then turn my head 180 degrees away and keep on walking.  Then, you gotta run the gauntlet of surfer girls who bring a water jug and dowse themselves in the parking lot before they change out of their bikinis under a loosely draped towel.  Right in the open, in a public parking lot, broad daylight.
/Broad daylight indeed.


My friends were all "Why do you surf, man? What's the point of standing up in water??"

Lucky enough to live ACROSS THE STREET from a So-Cal beach in my 20s.

/good faps, good faps....
 
2013-09-10 05:41:14 PM
I guess the lewd act was playing with his cowbell
 
2013-09-10 09:22:51 PM

GungFu: Sees Florida tag. You just know this is what he saw:


Ah geeze, thanks, thanks a lot buddy! Anybody got some anadodt for what this just did to me?
 
2013-09-11 12:41:16 AM
Someone needs to explain to this guy that while yes, this is the plot to every anime, manga and dating sim game those things are NOT reality.
i42.tinypic.com
 
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