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2013-09-10 12:39:46 PM  
In a row?

Try not to father any children on your way through the parking lot.
 
2013-09-10 12:43:10 PM  
Sperm donors are given an immunity idol.
 
2013-09-10 12:43:58 PM  
Evil dick leaves little gooey telltale traces.
 
2013-09-10 12:45:23 PM  
GIS for "Evil Dick" returns far fewer pictures of Dick Cheney than I thought it would. But tons of this douche:
www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-09-10 12:46:09 PM  
This sounds like that awful episode of Law & Order with John Stamos.
 
2013-09-10 12:48:14 PM  
Julie Chen and Les Moonves just orgasmed.
 
2013-09-10 12:48:57 PM  
Also, no way is this thread complete without this:

http://youtu.be/KbW9JqM7vho
 
2013-09-10 12:51:44 PM  
"...by a vote, of 197 to 0..."
 
2013-09-10 12:53:38 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Also, no way is this thread complete without this:

http://youtu.be/KbW9JqM7vho


I raise:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZHkkLBOrvE
 
2013-09-10 01:03:55 PM  
www.thescifiworld.net

Rumours also suggest that Mr. Hatch may be collaborating with cylons.
 
2013-09-10 01:16:45 PM  
Wait ... I thought he was gay?

/nttawwt
 
2013-09-10 01:17:21 PM  

HawgWild: Wait ... I thought he was gay?

/nttawwt


That's what I get for not RTFA: He says he donated his sperm hundreds of times at the Cryobank in Fairfax, Va., and was paid $30 per donation.

Mystery solved!

/I'm an idiot
 
2013-09-10 01:28:22 PM  
aitoo that read that as andy dick?
 
2013-09-10 02:04:39 PM  
That would make them

(puts on sunglasses)

hatchlings.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ! !
 
2013-09-10 02:45:16 PM  

fruitloop: Evil dick leaves little gooey telltale traces.


A trickle?
 
2013-09-10 03:03:04 PM  
What if 2 of his offspring got married? What would the kids be like?

Horrific birth defects?

Fox news anchors?

Tea party members?

my little pony haters?
 
2013-09-10 03:47:56 PM  
lol thought this was about ice-t.
 
2013-09-10 04:36:35 PM  
Here's hoping for the triumph of nurture over nature.
 
2013-09-10 08:49:01 PM  
If only there were some kind of hatch he could close..
 
2013-09-10 08:52:15 PM  

optimus_grime: lol thought this was about ice-t.


I thought the same thing, now that goddamn song is stuck in my head.

/Likes warm wet places.
 
2013-09-11 07:29:14 AM  

Nogrhi: LowbrowDeluxe: Also, no way is this thread complete without this:

http://youtu.be/KbW9JqM7vho

I raise:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZHkkLBOrvE


Came for this

/don't trust whitey
 
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