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(Daily Mail)   If you have a young daughter and find a naked man outside her window whispering to her, don't beat him up cause you'll face more jail time than the perv   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 131
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2013-09-10 12:16:15 PM
Morang also claims he's found condom rappers in the street and maintained Chavez did exactly what he should have done.

Heh.

Good on the father. Should be a pretty easy case for his defense attorney.
 
2013-09-10 12:42:25 PM
Nope, I'll do the time, I'll enjoy it. Of course this is only true if you happen to be convicted, I'd take it to a Jury, chance of conviction 5%.
 
2013-09-10 12:59:07 PM
Never leave a witness... empty a clip into 'em... put a knife in their hand.
 
2013-09-10 12:59:15 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

quite the load
 
2013-09-10 12:59:42 PM
You've got to find a jury who will convict him first.
 
2013-09-10 12:59:44 PM

Tom_Slick: Nope, I'll do the time, I'll enjoy it. Of course this is only true if you happen to be convicted, I'd take it to a Jury, chance of conviction 5%.


Agreed. I'm sure the jury will shrug and be like "Eh, doesn't look guilty to me!"
 
2013-09-10 01:00:21 PM
One gunshot.  Castle doctrine.  Case closed.
 
2013-09-10 01:00:50 PM
If he had killed him, instead of just beating him half to death, would he have been eligible for a heat of the moment defense?
 
Ask
2013-09-10 01:01:13 PM

whosits_112: Tom_Slick: Nope, I'll do the time, I'll enjoy it. Of course this is only true if you happen to be convicted, I'd take it to a Jury, chance of conviction 5%.

Agreed. I'm sure the jury will shrug and be like "Eh, doesn't look guilty to me!"


Unless someone points out that vigilante justice is one step away from terrorism.
 
2013-09-10 01:01:44 PM
Maybe where that guy lives.  Around here, the father would be hailed as a hero with no charges even considered for assualt.
 
2013-09-10 01:02:57 PM

Tom_Slick: Nope, I'll do the time, I'll enjoy it. Of course this is only true if you happen to be convicted, I'd take it to a Jury, chance of conviction 5%.


This. The prosecutor is an idiot for charging this guy because there's no jury in the world who will convict him. He should plea it down to a misdemeanor or drop the charges entirely because he is NOT going to get a conviction.
 
2013-09-10 01:03:05 PM

diaphoresis: Never leave a witness... empty a clip into 'em... put a knife in their hand.


Magazine.  Otherwise you're good.
 
2013-09-10 01:03:55 PM

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: You've got to find a jury who will convict him first.


I have three young daughters.  Not that I'd ever make the cut of a jury pool just because of that, but if I did there's not a chance I'd find this guy guilty for kicking the other guy's ass.

If you're naked outside my kid's room what other assumption do I have as a parent than an assault is about to take place?  That's just not normal.
 
2013-09-10 01:03:56 PM

chuggernaught: Maybe where that guy lives.  Around here, the father would be hailed as a hero with no charges even considered for assualt.


Pretty much this, around here, the cops would haul him in for questioning, make him sit there for 20-30 mins suggest he get counseling and send him on his way.
 
2013-09-10 01:04:32 PM
Sounds like he broke bad.
 
2013-09-10 01:04:57 PM

AngryDragon: diaphoresis: Never leave a witness... empty a clip into 'em... put a knife in their hand.

Magazine.  Otherwise you're good.


Thanks for the correction.  :)
 
2013-09-10 01:05:36 PM
So. There would be one less perv to worry about. Plus, you have a good chance of walking when it goes to trial
 
2013-09-10 01:06:08 PM
They should charge the creeper for any damage done to Dad's fists.
 
2013-09-10 01:06:13 PM

NutWrench: Tom_Slick: Nope, I'll do the time, I'll enjoy it. Of course this is only true if you happen to be convicted, I'd take it to a Jury, chance of conviction 5%.

This. The prosecutor is an idiot for charging this guy because there's no jury in the world who will convict him. He should plea it down to a misdemeanor or drop the charges entirely because he is NOT going to get a conviction.


I try not to predict what will happen with the Justice System over in New Mexico or Arizona. Those people have very strange ideas of "justice" that I just don't understand. I hope he gets all charges dropped, though. That dude needed a good beating.
 
2013-09-10 01:06:14 PM
Jury nullification.
 
2013-09-10 01:06:36 PM
I wonder if the DA has made an appearance or two at the pervs swinger parties.
 
2013-09-10 01:07:42 PM

China White Tea: They should charge the creeper for any damage done to Dad's fists.


And for bleeding all over the street, which was rude of him. Someone's got to clean that mess up.
 
2013-09-10 01:08:25 PM

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: You've got to find a jury who will convict him first.


 The simple fact that the police didn't think it appropriate to arrest or even cite him at the time will get a lot of mileage from any good defense attorney.
 The prosecutor has got to know getting a jury to convict on this is a longshot, no matter how technically guilty he is by letter of law.
 
2013-09-10 01:09:48 PM

scottydoesntknow: Morang also claims he's found condom rappers in the street and maintained Chavez did exactly what he should have done.

Heh.

Good on the father. Should be a pretty easy case for his defense attorney.


Good on the father and if he is charged... good on jury nullification
 
2013-09-10 01:10:42 PM

Tom_Slick: Nope, I'll do the time, I'll enjoy it. Of course this is only true if you happen to be convicted, I'd take it to a Jury, chance of conviction 5%.


Chance of conviction if I am on the jury?  0.00%
 
2013-09-10 01:11:28 PM
Let's all get together naked at the D.A.'s home and fap while peeping in the windows.
 
2013-09-10 01:12:03 PM
FTA: It wasnt the cops, cops let the dad go.  Its the D.A in Albq who decided to arrest the dad and is planning on sending him to prison.

Albq needs to get a new DA before he does more damage and ruins more innocent lives.


/cant spell Alberquerque, and apparently my spellcheck cant either.
 
2013-09-10 01:12:05 PM

chuggernaught: Maybe where that guy lives.  Around here, the father would be hailed as a hero with no charges even considered for assualt.


Same here.

Our cops would probably say "he attacked you, right?". Followed by "Why don't you go in and see to your family, we'll take care of the perv."
 
2013-09-10 01:12:21 PM
Police say Emilio Chavez III

There's the heart of the issue.  He has a brown-person's name.  If his name was John Chambers, he'd be getting pats on the back.

Personally, I'd have done the same thing.  You don't want to go to prison for murdering a waste of human flesh, but doing jail time for beating his sorry ass to within an inch of his life and teaching him a lesson he'll never forget seems appropriate.
 
2013-09-10 01:12:53 PM
Knock that shiat off Ichi!
 
2013-09-10 01:13:14 PM
Pfffft. The perv didn't get beat up.

He fell. A lot.

Very clumsy perv.
 
2013-09-10 01:15:01 PM
Didn't happen.
Won't happen.
Nonsense from Daily Mail and Fark to get clicks.
 
2013-09-10 01:15:20 PM

FatherChaos: Police say Emilio Chavez III

There's the heart of the issue.  He has a brown-person's name.


he was pretty awesome in young guns.
 
2013-09-10 01:15:35 PM

SpectroBoy: Tom_Slick: Nope, I'll do the time, I'll enjoy it. Of course this is only true if you happen to be convicted, I'd take it to a Jury, chance of conviction 5%.

Chance of conviction if I am on the jury?  0.00%


Yeah, 5% seems high, given that they need unanimity.
 
2013-09-10 01:16:48 PM
new movie idea

12 angry dads

now they all want to beat on him!
 
2013-09-10 01:17:09 PM

orclover: FTA: It wasnt the cops, cops let the dad go.  Its the D.A in Albq who decided to arrest the dad and is planning on sending him to prison.

Albq needs to get a new DA before he does more damage and ruins more innocent lives.


/cant spell Alberquerque, and apparently my spellcheck cant either.


The DA arrested someone? How?  Did he go over to his house personally and arrest him?  Does the DA carry handcuffs?
Also how do you know he is "planning on sending him to prison"?  Did you read the DA's diary?
Do you know what you are talking about?
 
2013-09-10 01:17:30 PM

China White Tea: SpectroBoy: Tom_Slick: Nope, I'll do the time, I'll enjoy it. Of course this is only true if you happen to be convicted, I'd take it to a Jury, chance of conviction 5%.

Chance of conviction if I am on the jury?  0.00%

Yeah, 5% seems high, given that they need unanimity.


And assuming your lawyer can ensure that at least one juror is also a parent.
 
2013-09-10 01:18:30 PM

SpectroBoy: China White Tea: SpectroBoy: Tom_Slick: Nope, I'll do the time, I'll enjoy it. Of course this is only true if you happen to be convicted, I'd take it to a Jury, chance of conviction 5%.

Chance of conviction if I am on the jury?  0.00%

Yeah, 5% seems high, given that they need unanimity.

And assuming your lawyer can ensure that at least one juror is also a parent.


That's why I said 5% get a jury of child hating single people....
 
2013-09-10 01:19:07 PM
'There's a naked man outside his daughter's window,' Chavez's neighbor Bill Morang told KOAT. 'I think he was well within his rights chasing him down and beating him.'

Yeah that's where things went wrong. I don't think neighbor Bill Morang's understanding of rights will carry the day in court.
 
2013-09-10 01:19:25 PM
Worth it.
 
2013-09-10 01:21:08 PM
I'd bail the perv out and beat his arse again!

/No way 12 jurors will find him guilty.
 
2013-09-10 01:21:08 PM

Begoggle: Also how do you know he is "planning on sending him to prison"?  Did you read the DA's diary? Do you know what you are talking about?


Dafuq?!?!

The cops let the dad slide. The DA decided to press charges.

Are you saying the DA would press charges with no intent of winning?
Are you saying the charges being pressed do not include potential jail time?
Do YOU know what you are talking about?


What's your point?
 
2013-09-10 01:22:31 PM

Tom_Slick: That's why I said 5% get a jury of child hating single people....


I see your point.
Fortunately even most childless people hate pedophiles with a passion. It's genetic for most of us.
 
2013-09-10 01:23:57 PM

AngryDragon: diaphoresis: Never leave a witness... empty a clip into 'em... put a knife in their hand.

Magazine.  Otherwise you're good.


What, like Field & Stream or something? Modern Bride?
 
2013-09-10 01:23:58 PM
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
 
2013-09-10 01:23:59 PM

SpectroBoy: Begoggle: Also how do you know he is "planning on sending him to prison"?  Did you read the DA's diary? Do you know what you are talking about?

Dafuq?!?!

The cops let the dad slide. The DA decided to press charges.

Are you saying the DA would press charges with no intent of winning?
Are you saying the charges being pressed do not include potential jail time?
Do YOU know what you are talking about?


What's your point?


You no s'posed to feed em! Dems trolls!!!
 
2013-09-10 01:24:09 PM

RoyBatty: If he had killed him, instead of just beating him half to death, would he have been eligible for a heat of the moment defense?


That isn't a thing.
 
2013-09-10 01:24:43 PM

AngryDragon: diaphoresis: Never leave a witness... empty a clip into 'em... put a knife in their hand.

Magazine.  Otherwise you're good.


You just HAD to be that guy. "Clip" sounds cooler.
 
2013-09-10 01:25:17 PM
I'm just going to have to take my chances
 
2013-09-10 01:25:24 PM
Even in the event the father has to go to jail for delivering an assbeating to a perv outside his daughters bedroom, pretty sure he gets a pass from the fellas behind bars. I don't think he would get messed with.
 
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