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2013-09-10 12:15:19 PM  
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2013-09-10 12:17:40 PM  
I just don't want to put up with all the badgers.
 
2013-09-10 12:22:32 PM  
Alright everybody, grab your glowsticks, it's a rave!
 
2013-09-10 12:33:51 PM  
the only miracle mushroom you ever need:

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2013-09-10 01:49:10 PM  

Sybarite: I just don't want to put up with all the badgers.


Then think of snakes.
 
2013-09-10 01:55:04 PM  

Sybarite: I just don't want to put up with all the badgers.


Appropriate. Just too big to post inline.
 
2013-09-10 01:55:47 PM  

Apos: [24.media.tumblr.com image 354x500]


That.is.awesome
 
2013-09-10 01:57:45 PM  
A penis looks like some types of mushroom...
 
2013-09-10 02:02:52 PM  
Dude, what?

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2013-09-10 02:05:01 PM  
Great, so now the price will probably go up. Thanks, Kelly O.
 
2013-09-10 02:16:56 PM  
Has anyone actually gotten good visuals on mushrooms?  I've taken all kinds in various quantities, but have never gotten anything more than weird color effects and warping.  Not like the patterns, flows, or controllable brain video games like acid.
 
2013-09-10 02:17:20 PM  
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2013-09-10 02:18:04 PM  

that was my nickname in highschool: Has anyone actually gotten good visuals on mushrooms?  I've taken all kinds in various quantities, but have never gotten anything more than weird color effects and warping.  Not like the patterns, flows, or controllable brain video games like from acid.



/preview is your friend
//preview, it's your friend
 
2013-09-10 02:20:30 PM  
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2013-09-10 02:36:54 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]


Had to check the filename to see if this was a gif or not...
 
2013-09-10 02:42:21 PM  

Sybarite: I just don't want to put up with all the badgers.


Problem?

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2013-09-10 02:44:03 PM  
Wandering around naked in traffic with 5 cats duct taped to your head is a great way to burn calories.
 
2013-09-10 02:45:34 PM  

that was my nickname in highschool: that was my nickname in highschool: Has anyone actually gotten good visuals on mushrooms?  I've taken all kinds in various quantities, but have never gotten anything more than weird color effects and warping.  Not like the patterns, flows, or controllable brain video games like from acid.


/preview is your friend
//preview, it's your friend


Hanging out on a waterfall in the summer on a night with the full moon, the mountain river so full of organic material the water is brown but completely clear, like mountain tea.  As the water cascades over the waterfall it churns up a foam.  The water sings to me though I can't understand the words.  At the bottom of the falls there is a large pool.  The natural foam has created a 50 foot wide yin-yang, slowly spinning in the moonlight.  I look up at the moon and the entire sky is a giant mandala, the moon it's center.  The waterfall looks like smoke or one of those time-lapse films of clouds.  I close my eyes and watch the sky mandala continue on the inside of my eyelids while the waterfall continues it's meandering and endless singing.  Her voice is beautiful.

So... yes.
 
2013-09-10 02:49:22 PM  

grandma's famous pot pie recipe: Primitive Screwhead: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]

Had to check the filename to see if this was a gif or not...


HA! Yeah, it got me too :)
 
2013-09-10 02:51:17 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: Wandering around naked in traffic with 5 cats duct taped to your head is a great way to burn calories.


That's just from the all natural facial acupuncture.
 
2013-09-10 02:59:02 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: Wandering around naked in traffic with 5 cats duct taped to your head is a great way to burn calories.


And it's a great way to stay in shape

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2013-09-10 03:01:45 PM  

that was my nickname in highschool: Has anyone actually gotten good visuals on mushrooms?  I've taken all kinds in various quantities, but have never gotten anything more than weird color effects and warping.  Not like the patterns, flows, or controllable brain video games like acid.


I had occasion to visualize actual letters coming from my friend's mouth as she spoke. The letters were neon, and looked just like those magnetic ones little kids use. Another time I saw what appeared to be a giant baseball cap on the side of the road, and it was in reality a house, that basically resembled the geometry of a baseball cap. The best one, was seeing a locomotive train crossing the river (at night) - which was really just cars traveling over a bridge. I don't want to talk about the time I laughed so hard that I started to cry and thought my face was melting... phew.. that was scary.

Such as it is, I only had the intense hallucination effects by eating very fresh mushrooms. I lived very close by a cow pasture, and could hand pick them myself. Fresh is best. Same day, super service... that may be why.

The dried ones that I've done, do pale in comparison to fresh picked in so far as visuals. My 2 cents.

Oh yeah... and everything is beautiful, in it's own way. hahaha
 
2013-09-10 03:18:28 PM  

special20: Such as it is, I only had the intense hallucination effects by eating very fresh mushrooms. I lived very close by a cow pasture, and could hand pick them myself. Fresh is best. Same day, super service... that may be why.

The dried ones that I've done, do pale in comparison to fresh picked in so far as visuals. My 2 cents.



Maybe that's what it was.  I never had any that weren't dry and crumbly.  I never got any kind of visual I couldn't blink away.
 
2013-09-10 03:25:57 PM  
I've recently taken up hunting for edible wild mushrooms, and its a pretty fulfilling hobby. Cost of lobster mushrooms at the gourmet store: about $20/lb. Cost of lobster mushrooms you find yourself: a pleasant walk in the woods. Also, I now know what black trumpets are and why they are AMAZING. Seriously, if you like food, check 'em out.

Follow a few basic rules and you eliminate 100% of the lethal mushrooms, and about 99.99% of the ones that cause horrible nightmarish diarrhea.

//When in doubt, throw it out.
 
2013-09-10 03:35:04 PM  

that was my nickname in highschool: Has anyone actually gotten good visuals on mushrooms?  I've taken all kinds in various quantities, but have never gotten anything more than weird color effects and warping.  Not like the patterns, flows, or controllable brain video games like acid.


Yep, but you gotta eat lots. Like a baseball size or so, or as Special 20b suggests; go pick 'em and eat 'em as you go.
 
2013-09-10 03:59:14 PM  

special20: that was my nickname in highschool: Has anyone actually gotten good visuals on mushrooms?  I've taken all kinds in various quantities, but have never gotten anything more than weird color effects and warping.  Not like the patterns, flows, or controllable brain video games like acid.

I had occasion to visualize actual letters coming from my friend's mouth as she spoke. The letters were neon, and looked just like those magnetic ones little kids use. Another time I saw what appeared to be a giant baseball cap on the side of the road, and it was in reality a house, that basically resembled the geometry of a baseball cap. The best one, was seeing a locomotive train crossing the river (at night) - which was really just cars traveling over a bridge. I don't want to talk about the time I laughed so hard that I started to cry and thought my face was melting... phew.. that was scary.

Such as it is, I only had the intense hallucination effects by eating very fresh mushrooms. I lived very close by a cow pasture, and could hand pick them myself. Fresh is best. Same day, super service... that may be why.

The dried ones that I've done, do pale in comparison to fresh picked in so far as visuals. My 2 cents.

Oh yeah... and everything is beautiful, in it's own way. hahaha


Yup.  Pick fresh, wash well, and either super strong tea or just eat 'em. Although I do know a guy who used to put a few caps in a small jar of honey... eventually the honey would turn a light blue color.  He called it "electric toast spread"... interesting way to start your day....
 
2013-09-10 04:09:23 PM  
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2013-09-10 04:20:05 PM  

that was my nickname in highschool: Has anyone actually gotten good visuals on mushrooms?  I've taken all kinds in various quantities, but have never gotten anything more than weird color effects and warping.  Not like the patterns, flows, or controllable brain video games like acid.


Yes, definately with eyes closed.

With eyes open in a calm place like home:
1. Red and green chasing lights along visual edges on the periphery of focus... like a window sill or the edges of the ceiling in a room.
2. Your face looks all trippy in a mirror...
3. Interesting moving patterns on textured walls and ceilings... this and the face thing may be the thing you describe as warping.

Not with eyes open either outdoors and or inside a public place with lots people.  I suspect these settings require too much active attention to allow the mind the wander into good visuals.

For me, open eye shroom or acid visuals were distortions of something real.  Seeing things that were actually 100% not real was more likely between the 3rd and 5th hours of a chillaxing MDA experience.  The alligators don't start coming out of the carpet until you get the great idea to crush and snort rohypnol tabs while hammered drunk and candy flipping. I can't recommend that.
 
2013-09-10 04:21:33 PM  

that was my nickname in highschool: special20: Such as it is, I only had the intense hallucination effects by eating very fresh mushrooms. I lived very close by a cow pasture, and could hand pick them myself. Fresh is best. Same day, super service... that may be why.

The dried ones that I've done, do pale in comparison to fresh picked in so far as visuals. My 2 cents.


Maybe that's what it was.  I never had any that weren't dry and crumbly.  I never got any kind of visual I couldn't blink away.


I've read that for a good dose of the dried ones, it takes at least 5 grams to have an intense trip.

The exact dose in fresh ones is unknown to me, as my preferred method was to boil about 2 cups of fresh tops in about a quart of water. Once the simmering liquid was dark purple, I'd drink about 2 cups of the "tea", and in about 45 minutes after consuming the drink, I'd be barfing my guts up... and soon thereafter, the effects of the drug were in full force.

I could never just eat them fresh because I gagged so hard... the whole cow shiat thing... the taste, smell, and texture of them... horrid. The dried ones are easier to eat without boiling them - in fact, I never have made tea from dried ones.

Ah well... don't try this at home kids... and... YMMV
 
2013-09-10 04:35:50 PM  
Best way to go about eating mushrooms:
1) Secure large quantity of mushrooms, 2-4oz
2) Find 4-8 of old, trusted friends who like to have a good time
3) Find a head friendly location (home, campsite, music festival, etc)
4) Open bag and start eating casually, one piece at a time. Only wusses need tea.
5) Stop eating when they are gone, or when you feel like you've had enough.
6) Do not watch the movie Labrynth at any point after step 4.
 
2013-09-10 04:45:47 PM  

TheWhoppah: 2. Your face looks all trippy in a mirror...


Worst shroom experience: was so effed up that I went back home in the middle of the day because I couldn't handle public and it was too cold to be in the woods.  The whole family was there.  Mom, "You're grinning, are you high?" "I'm not grinning." "You're grinning." "I'm NOT GRINNING." "You're grinning, look in the mirror." [[looks in the mirror--whoa I should not have done that!]] "I guess you better go sleep that off."  Luckily my mom was unaware of any drugs besides weed, she thought I was just high.

special20: I've read that for a good dose of the dried ones, it takes at least 5 grams to have an intense trip.


I once did a 1/4oz, so what's that, like 7 grams?  I sure  felt it, just didn't  seeit.
 
2013-09-10 04:48:44 PM  
In all seriousness, isn't there a lack of essential vitamins in mushrooms? Like, C? Someone's going to do this diet wrong and try to survive only on mushrooms and get something like Scurvy.
 
2013-09-10 05:22:20 PM  

Genju: In all seriousness, isn't there a lack of essential vitamins in mushrooms? Like, C? Someone's going to do this diet wrong and try to survive only on mushrooms and get something like Scurvy.


Mushrooms are quite high in vitamins B2, B3 and D.
 
2013-09-10 07:02:15 PM  
If I close my eyes REAL tight, I can almost remember '76 - '80.
 
2013-09-11 01:51:17 AM  
that is full of shiatake
 
2013-09-11 12:30:19 PM  

that was my nickname in highschool: TheWhoppah: 2. Your face looks all trippy in a mirror...

Worst shroom experience: was so effed up that I went back home in the middle of the day because I couldn't handle public and it was too cold to be in the woods.  The whole family was there.  Mom, "You're grinning, are you high?" "I'm not grinning." "You're grinning." "I'm NOT GRINNING." "You're grinning, look in the mirror." [[looks in the mirror--whoa I should not have done that!]] "I guess you better go sleep that off."  Luckily my mom was unaware of any drugs besides weed, she thought I was just high.

special20: I've read that for a good dose of the dried ones, it takes at least 5 grams to have an intense trip.

I once did a 1/4oz, so what's that, like 7 grams?  I sure  felt it, just didn't  seeit.


From what I understand - dried mushrooms have a shelf life.. meaning that the potency diminishes over time. I have NO idea if that's true, and don't care to research it, but friends have told me that they've eaten older dried mushrooms and did not even muster a colorful fart from it.
 
2013-09-11 12:47:41 PM  

special20: From what I understand - dried mushrooms have a shelf life.. meaning that the potency diminishes over time. I have NO idea if that's true, and don't care to research it, but friends have told me that they've eaten older dried mushrooms and did not even muster a colorful fart from it.



Finally get to the station in life where I can afford proper quality, but no longer have good connections.  No fair!
 
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