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(Inquirer Philippines)   "She (F) has become the sex slave of her best friend". Yes, best friend is also female and anything I would have written beyond this you wouldn't have read, anyways   (lifestyle.inquirer.net) divider line 92
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2013-09-10 10:01:02 AM
Dear Penthouse Forums..
 
2013-09-10 10:35:50 AM
She poops and pees with her feet on the seat?
 
2013-09-10 10:38:17 AM

James!: She poops and pees with her feet on the seat?


It's an Asian thing. A lot of Asian countries have squat toilets.
 
2013-09-10 10:39:47 AM

doglover: James!: She poops and pees with her feet on the seat?

It's an Asian thing. A lot of Asian countries have squat toilets.


I know that, but this is America.  There are rules.
 
2013-09-10 10:44:32 AM

James!: She poops and pees with her feet on the seat?


Fap?
 
2013-09-10 10:46:21 AM

James!: doglover: James!: She poops and pees with her feet on the seat?

It's an Asian thing. A lot of Asian countries have squat toilets.

I know that, but this is America.  There are rules.


You can buy kits to adapt your toilet to squat mode.
They sell 'em at Indian grocery stores.

Also, this headline blows, but it's a good article.  Somebody needs to concoct a better version.
 
2013-09-10 10:47:50 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: but it's a good article


Because nothing gets me more excited than fake advice columns.
 
2013-09-10 10:49:31 AM

doglover: Rev. Skarekroe: but it's a good article

Because nothing gets me more excited than fake advice columns.


Oh, ffs.  Lighten up.
It went green without a rewrite anyway.
 
2013-09-10 10:50:27 AM

Lucky LaRue: Dear Penthouse Forums..


Up until this paragraph:

I opened the flash drive and ended up crying when I saw my video taken while I was in the bathroom. There I was (done when she was not in our apartment)-peeing, pooping (my habit of doing it with my feet on the toilet seat), shaving, bathing. Even my weird mannerism of smelling my used undies was caught on video. All these shocking, humiliating scenes were captured without my knowledge.

Then I was convinced a TFette was trolling Dear Emily.
 
2013-09-10 10:51:39 AM
I think I saw that movie. Does her mistress lead her around with a chain hooked to nipple rings?
 
2013-09-10 10:52:51 AM
www.lillipad.co.nz
 
2013-09-10 10:54:40 AM
I give this article 8.5 "Giggities"...
 
2013-09-10 10:54:44 AM

James!: [www.lillipad.co.nz image 199x322]


I bet you she has no issues pooping.
 
2013-09-10 11:01:47 AM

Diogenes: James!: [www.lillipad.co.nz image 199x322]

I bet you she has no issues pooping.


WTF is that?
 
2013-09-10 11:03:03 AM

TheDumbBlonde: Diogenes: James!: [www.lillipad.co.nz image 199x322]

I bet you she has no issues pooping.

WTF is that?


It's the Lillipad Squatting platform.
 
2013-09-10 11:04:06 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: doglover: Rev. Skarekroe: but it's a good article

Because nothing gets me more excited than fake advice columns.

Oh, ffs.  Lighten up.
It went green without a rewrite anyway.


I mean it's faker than Fake Fakenstien's Fake Fakes, which is actually itself a fake.

It belongs on the music tab.
 
2013-09-10 11:10:10 AM

James!: [www.lillipad.co.nz image 199x322]



www.thebraiser.com

Has a great idea!
 
2013-09-10 11:11:33 AM
She (F)

Is the F for Female?  Because, duh.
 
2013-09-10 11:14:31 AM
How pathetic is trolling advice columns.  Just stick to Yahoo answers.....
 
2013-09-10 11:15:55 AM
We'd sleep in one bed, she in her pajamas, I in loose shirt and underwear. The bathroom has no door and this has not been a problem since we are both girls anyway.
We even used to shower together, naked, scrubbing each other's back, at times teasing each other by touching each other's private parts. We'd even share stories about our sexual experiences.
...
I had no idea she was a lesbian.


i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-09-10 11:25:24 AM
" She is very good in bed, she cares for me, she loves me-but I need a normal life, with a boyfriend and a husband in the future"

Just go with it...
 
2013-09-10 11:28:12 AM

doglover: James!: She poops and pees with her feet on the seat?

It's an Asian thing. A lot of Asian countries have squat toilets.


Yup, the GF (Filipino) sometimes does this. I just look at her with my head kinda sideways.
 
2013-09-10 11:28:41 AM

slayer199: " She is very good in bed, she cares for me, she loves me-but I need a normal life, with a boyfriend and a husband in the future"

Just go with it...


Just add a guy to the stable.  I swear these people have no imagination.
 
2013-09-10 11:29:29 AM

Pangit: doglover: James!: She poops and pees with her feet on the seat?

It's an Asian thing. A lot of Asian countries have squat toilets.

Yup, the GF (Filipino) sometimes does this. I just look at her with my head kinda sideways.


It looks like a Yoga position.  The Crapping Marmot.
 
2013-09-10 11:33:36 AM
Go, seek help for her from someone she respects or fears-someone like the boss in the company she works for,

Your advice is to go to her boss? Huh?
 
2013-09-10 11:38:05 AM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-09-10 11:59:43 AM

Diogenes: Just add a guy to the stable. I swear these people have no imagination.


Great point.  That would be a win-win!
 
2013-09-10 12:23:30 PM

James!: TheDumbBlonde: Diogenes: James!: [www.lillipad.co.nz image 199x322]

I bet you she has no issues pooping.

WTF is that?

It's the Lillipad Squatting platform.


This is why I come to Fark. Every day a chance to learn new information.
 
2013-09-10 12:36:52 PM

SurfaceTension: James!: TheDumbBlonde: Diogenes: James!: [www.lillipad.co.nz image 199x322]

I bet you she has no issues pooping.

WTF is that?

It's the Lillipad Squatting platform.

This is why I come to Fark. Every day a chance to learn new information.


Sadly, you can't order it already stained.

/you know, like mahogany.
 
2013-09-10 12:39:26 PM

serial_crusher: She (F)

Is the F for Female?  Because, duh.


I'm pretty sure the "(F)" is for "Fake".
 
2013-09-10 12:39:51 PM
I am disgusted by the lack of photos in this piece, and yes, I did RTFA.
 
2013-09-10 12:43:31 PM
Sometimes when my column isn't getting enough pageviews, I completely make up a letter that is sure to generate views and then respond to it.
 
2013-09-10 12:45:15 PM
I opened the flash drive and ended up crying when I saw my video taken while I was in the bathroom.

50 dollars!

There I was (done when she was not in our apartment)-peeing, pooping

45 dollars!

(my habit of doing it with my feet on the toilet seat), shaving, bathing. Even my weird mannerism of smelling my used undies was caught on video.


....50 Dollars

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-09-10 12:46:11 PM
I call shenanigans.
 
2013-09-10 12:47:52 PM

James!: She poops and pees with her feet on the seat?


everyone knows it's slinky
 
2013-09-10 12:51:34 PM

Nuclear Monk: SurfaceTension: James!: TheDumbBlonde: Diogenes: James!: [www.lillipad.co.nz image 199x322]

I bet you she has no issues pooping.

WTF is that?

It's the Lillipad Squatting platform.

This is why I come to Fark. Every day a chance to learn new information.

Sadly, you can't order it already stained.

/you know, like mahogany.


Would mind-bleach get that stain out?
 
2013-09-10 12:52:05 PM

Nuclear Monk: SurfaceTension: James!: TheDumbBlonde: Diogenes: James!: [www.lillipad.co.nz image 199x322]

I bet you she has no issues pooping.

WTF is that?

It's the Lillipad Squatting platform.

This is why I come to Fark. Every day a chance to learn new information.

Sadly, you can't order it already stained.

/you know, like mahogany.


You. You're alright.
 
2013-09-10 12:52:21 PM

HelloNeuman: James!: She poops and pees with her feet on the seat?

everyone knows it's slinky


She does seem to be fun and a wonderful toy.
 
2013-09-10 12:52:52 PM

lennavan: Sometimes when my column isn't getting enough pageviews, I completely make up a letter that is sure to generate views and then respond to it.


I saw a Hustler letter asking if the letters were fake and the response was "well we published yours, right?". Well, I'm convinced...
 
2013-09-10 12:53:21 PM
Could that be any more fake? Way over the top.

/still gonna fap to it though
 
2013-09-10 12:57:49 PM

James!: doglover: James!: She poops and pees with her feet on the seat?

It's an Asian thing. A lot of Asian countries have squat toilets.

I know that, but this is America.  There are rules.


I came very close to spewing smoothie all over my keyboard.  Thanks.
 
2013-09-10 01:02:36 PM

Carn: James!: doglover: James!: She poops and pees with her feet on the seat?

It's an Asian thing. A lot of Asian countries have squat toilets.

I know that, but this is America.  There are rules.

I came very close to spewing smoothie all over my keyboard.  Thanks.


Ummm....
 
2013-09-10 01:08:14 PM
That's some funny shiat right there.  I mean I should just groan because trolling advice columns was old and stupid 30 years ago but for some reason this one is making me laugh,

/maybe it's from lack of sleep....
 
2013-09-10 01:08:49 PM
Pictures or its Bullshiat.
 
2013-09-10 01:08:49 PM
looks like someone sent their literotica article to the wrong place
 
2013-09-10 01:09:35 PM

Diogenes: Pangit: doglover: James!: She poops and pees with her feet on the seat?

It's an Asian thing. A lot of Asian countries have squat toilets.

Yup, the GF (Filipino) sometimes does this. I just look at her with my head kinda sideways.

It looks like a Yoga position.  The Crapping Marmot.


Nice marmot.
 
2013-09-10 01:10:03 PM
I would like to know if she uses the three shells or plain old fashioned toilet paper like some kind of bassackwards cavewoman.
 
2013-09-10 01:10:07 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: Carn: James!: doglover: James!: She poops and pees with her feet on the seat?

It's an Asian thing. A lot of Asian countries have squat toilets.

I know that, but this is America.  There are rules.

I came very close to spewing smoothie all over my keyboard.  Thanks.

Ummm....


So that's what the kids call it these days...
 
2013-09-10 01:10:49 PM

James!: [www.lillipad.co.nz image 199x322]


she doesn't look balanced.  no way is her cm over the platform.  if you have to lean against the toilet for balance, what's the point?
 
2013-09-10 01:11:09 PM
I'm out.
 
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