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(STV.tv)   Homeless man arrested under bridge armed with crossbow and arrows, suspected of trolling   (news.stv.tv) divider line 27
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2013-09-10 11:39:24 AM  
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2013-09-10 11:40:04 AM  
... and taunting you, you English pig-dogs.
 
2013-09-10 11:41:58 AM  

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Fish tacos anyone?
 
2013-09-10 11:43:42 AM  
Under arrest for attempting to survive.
that sucks.
 
2013-09-10 11:44:27 AM  
Why was the bridge armed with a crossbow and arrows?
 
2013-09-10 11:44:52 AM  
Daryl?
 
2013-09-10 11:48:01 AM  
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-09-10 11:48:11 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Daryl?


Nah, it was my other brother Daryl.
 
2013-09-10 11:52:34 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Evil Mackerel: Daryl?

Nah, it was my other brother Daryl.



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2013-09-10 11:53:37 AM  
When the hell did it become illegal to possess a crossbow and arrows?
If the guy wasn't shooting at anybody, let him be. He's needs those tools to be shooting dinner.

Sounds like the "Instant create a law" done by police.
 
Biv
2013-09-10 11:56:49 AM  
Under the bridge downtown, where I am shooting rats.

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2013-09-10 12:00:16 PM  
As long as he was staying away from boys' souls.
 
2013-09-10 12:02:53 PM  
Remember there's a difference between looting and foraging.
 
2013-09-10 12:07:36 PM  

Stoker: When the hell did it become illegal to possess a crossbow and arrows?
If the guy wasn't shooting at anybody, let him be. He's needs those tools to be shooting dinner.

Sounds like the "Instant create a law" done by police.


I am actually surprised the swat team wasn't called in to kill the guy.

When did 'protect and serve' turn into 'anyone that has anything that can be used as a weapon is the enemy'?

Police no longer enforce the laws, they make them up as they see fit. You know, for their safety. It's why they shoot dogs first when they botch a no knock warrant by invading the wrong house.

/dnrtfa
/obviously
 
2013-09-10 12:08:04 PM  
See? I TOLD you this would happen! First Obummer came for our guns, and now he's coming for our bridges armed with crossbows! Next he'll be arresting that panda who eats, shoots and leaves!

/Too lazy to RTFA. The "homeless guy" with the ren faire arsenal was Ted Nugent, wasn't it?
 
2013-09-10 12:08:57 PM  

MemeSlave: Remember there's a difference between looting and foraging.


Don't forage while being black.
 
2013-09-10 12:09:07 PM  
Mee wurst troll evurr

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2013-09-10 12:20:22 PM  
After reading the article I now know this didn't occur in the states so my last comment was just me jumping to conclusions.

However given the state of things here I can see this happening in the U.S. in the near future.

Scary to think anyone can be arrested for possessing anything that can be described as a weapon just because they might also be an introvert in other countries.
 
2013-09-10 12:21:04 PM  
That's what he gets for poaching under MY BRIDGE!
 
2013-09-10 12:22:59 PM  

diaphoresis: PizzaJedi81: Evil Mackerel: Daryl?

Nah, it was my other brother Daryl.


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Not amused.
 
2013-09-10 12:30:35 PM  

vudukungfu: Under arrest for attempting to survive.
that sucks.


Living a different life style than me and own a weapon? Thats an aresstin'.

Don't ya know? Unless you chase the money and buy a house to raise your 2.5 kids you are obviously a madman. Add in a weapon, that was cutting edge tech thousands of years ago, then you are a threat.

I bet it was an assult crossbow.
 
2013-09-10 12:33:22 PM  
I used to be a hobo under a bridge, until I took an arrow to the knee


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2013-09-10 12:51:19 PM  
Arrows are kind of hard to shoot well with a crossbow. Should have got himself some bolts.

/or quarrels, quarrels are good too.
 
2013-09-10 01:05:31 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Daryl?


No; this guy is Daryl. You're thinking of his other brother, Daryl.
 
2013-09-10 01:22:56 PM  
Well, those pigeon kabobs won't make themselves.
 
2013-09-10 01:48:45 PM  
TommyDeuceArrows are kind of hard to shoot well with a crossbow. Should have got himself some bolts.

Leaving satisfied now...
 
2013-09-10 08:16:18 PM  
Nice headline subby!

/+1 internets are awarded
 
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