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(Spiegel)   Austrian woman posts dominatrix ad online for farmers, makes clients pay to work her farm in fetish gear   (spiegel.de) divider line 40
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2013-09-10 10:16:37 AM  
What a cow!
 
2013-09-10 12:10:40 PM  
"So many zucchinis gone missing this harvest!"
 
2013-09-10 12:11:04 PM  
Krikey !
 
2013-09-10 12:11:13 PM  
Today's Tom Sawyer. Mean, mean stride.
 
2013-09-10 12:12:39 PM  
Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay
 
2013-09-10 12:12:42 PM  
Who's been a bad, bad little piggy?

/whip crack
 
2013-09-10 12:14:17 PM  
Good for her.
 
2013-09-10 12:14:41 PM  
TTIUWOP! or and address!!!
 
2013-09-10 12:14:49 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

resources2.news.com.au
 
2013-09-10 12:14:51 PM  
After a week, they realized they had been duped and downed tools.

It took them a week?
 
2013-09-10 12:14:53 PM  
What part of slave did they not understand?

/ mine does the laundry AND cooks
// just dont let her see this.
 
2013-09-10 12:15:23 PM  
They ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more!
 
2013-09-10 12:16:32 PM  

abhorrent1: After a week, they realized they had been duped and downed tools.

It took them a week?


"downed tools"
 snicker...
 
2013-09-10 12:20:13 PM  
Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

Scratching in your hen house
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering your livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your bean field
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay



All the lyrics needed to be posted.
 
2013-09-10 12:20:49 PM  
Smart cookie. If she would have bought beer, it would have probably been still good.
 
2013-09-10 12:21:01 PM  
What a bunch of dumb asses.
 
2013-09-10 12:21:46 PM  

abhorrent1: After a week, they realized they had been duped and downed tools.

It took them a week?


Seriously. Sounds like they probably got at least some of what they were after.
 
2013-09-10 12:23:03 PM  
Clever, but I'm not buying any vegetables or fresh-squeezed milk from THAT farm.
 
2013-09-10 12:23:37 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: "So many zucchinis gone missing this harvest!"


At least there was no incident with the pickles.
 
2013-09-10 12:24:36 PM  
PS: Lawsuit qualifies as "topping from the bottom."
 
2013-09-10 12:25:45 PM  
Read that as "Australian" woman.

/spends too much time on FARK
 
2013-09-10 12:29:45 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-10 12:34:22 PM  
It's pretty common for pro-Dommes to have private slaves, or more commonly 'sissymaids' to do household chores who also pay for their service. I have one locally who's begging to serve as my sissymaid (he served another Domme three years in that capacity). I don't do it personally for a number of reasons...but this is hardly a shock of any sort.

Honestly it sounds much more like buyer's remorse. Which is not a shock when you're doing an advert like that and not screening subs properly.

/is mainly tempted because I'm a slob and so very lazy
 
2013-09-10 12:43:05 PM  
How can I fulfill your fantasy?

cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com


Go paint my house!
Link
 
2013-09-10 12:54:24 PM  

illannoyin: How can I fulfill your fantasy?

[cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com image 700x563]


Go paint my house!
Link


Holy shiat, she actually looks...not bad there.
 
2013-09-10 12:58:16 PM  
I'm sure glad we don't do this in IT.
 
2013-09-10 01:02:06 PM  
Give that woman a medal!!!!
 
2013-09-10 01:18:46 PM  
I'm here to pull your plow, ma'am.

justinschwab.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-10 01:28:37 PM  
See, this why we put ??? In step 2. You don't really want to know that its making people pay to housework and thanking us for the opportunity
 
2013-09-10 01:30:33 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: I'm here to pull your plow, ma'am.

[justinschwab.files.wordpress.com image 600x900]


THIS ^ is < all day!!! <3 YAY!!
 
2013-09-10 03:15:41 PM  

Lady Indica: It's pretty common for pro-Dommes to have private slaves, or more commonly 'sissymaids' to do household chores who also pay for their service. I have one locally who's begging to serve as my sissymaid (he served another Domme three years in that capacity). I don't do it personally for a number of reasons...but this is hardly a shock of any sort.

Honestly it sounds much more like buyer's remorse. Which is not a shock when you're doing an advert like that and not screening subs properly.

/is mainly tempted because I'm a slob and so very lazy


Have you thought about starting a maid service? I know there are some who might enjoy a well disciplined workforce cleaning their house.
 
2013-09-10 03:35:28 PM  

Lady Indica: It's pretty common for pro-Dommes to have private slaves, or more commonly 'sissymaids' to do household chores who also pay for their service. I have one locally who's begging to serve as my sissymaid (he served another Domme three years in that capacity). I don't do it personally for a number of reasons...but this is hardly a shock of any sort.

Honestly it sounds much more like buyer's remorse. Which is not a shock when you're doing an advert like that and not screening subs properly.

/is mainly tempted because I'm a slob and so very lazy


Who the living fark are these people?  I completely don't get this.
 
2013-09-10 03:39:28 PM  
DreamyAltarBoy:

Have you thought about starting a maid service? I know there are some who might enjoy a well disciplined workforce cleaning their house.

Heh. I'd pay GOOD money to see Mrs Wilson watching a team of wigged Waldoes in french maids outfits with horsetail-butt plugs rammed up their ass invade her home. She'd rue the day she decided not to trust "Those People."
 
2013-09-10 03:42:46 PM  
fireclown:

Who the living fark are these people?  I completely don't get this.

Jazz and BDSM: "If you gotta ask, you'll never know.".
 
2013-09-10 03:52:52 PM  

DreamyAltarBoy: ave you thought about starting a maid service? I know there are some who might enjoy a well disciplined workforce cleaning their house.


By a dude in a cock cage with an erection while dressed as a french maid with a ball gag duster in mouth, and a butt plug that makes them squeal every time they get strapped?

Yeeeah. Even with double billing, so not worthwhile, it'd be so much extra work for the Domme, not to mention the potential legal probs heh. Plus the eroticism for the client is generally either being made to do these things in their own home, or in the Domme's home which is superduper special that they get to touch Her dirty plates, might be allowed to see where She sleeps, etc. etc. It's more the humiliation and feminization and intimacy than the actual work. And of course being of service to the Domme, doing things to make Her happy, or to make Her life easier can be very pleasurable to subs. I'm way overgeneralizing, and if all sex work were legal...it honestly might be an idea worth trying. It still wouldn't appeal to me, but...I'd love to see someone do it.

Again I suspect the farm hands merely had buyer's remorse. A lot of stuff seems a lot more fun as part of a fantasy and much less fun in reality.
 
2013-09-10 04:00:01 PM  

Lady Indica: DreamyAltarBoy: ave you thought about starting a maid service? I know there are some who might enjoy a well disciplined workforce cleaning their house.

By a dude in a cock cage with an erection while dressed as a french maid with a ball gag duster in mouth, and a butt plug that makes them squeal every time they get strapped?

Yeeeah. Even with double billing, so not worthwhile, it'd be so much extra work for the Domme, not to mention the potential legal probs heh. Plus the eroticism for the client is generally either being made to do these things in their own home, or in the Domme's home which is superduper special that they get to touch Her dirty plates, might be allowed to see where She sleeps, etc. etc. It's more the humiliation and feminization and intimacy than the actual work. And of course being of service to the Domme, doing things to make Her happy, or to make Her life easier can be very pleasurable to subs. I'm way overgeneralizing, and if all sex work were legal...it honestly might be an idea worth trying. It still wouldn't appeal to me, but...I'd love to see someone do it.

Again I suspect the farm hands merely had buyer's remorse. A lot of stuff seems a lot more fun as part of a fantasy and much less fun in reality.


Of course you're right about all of the secondary issues. Although the idea of taking the sissies on a working field trip makes me smile.
 
2013-09-10 04:00:57 PM  
she should keep trying....it is bound to light someone's fire...lol..a Domme friend of mine had a dude that did her website for free in a similar situation
 
2013-09-10 04:39:16 PM  
 
2013-09-10 06:07:42 PM  
I could have told her it was a bad idea.

Almost as bad as using children to pick crops.

I just thought that since the WeeWuns daycare had it's own bus, well, I learned my lesson.
 
2013-09-10 07:14:47 PM  
The alleged deception doesn't make any sense here. She could have advertised exactly what she was providing, and she'd have had just as many willing clients looking for that experience.
 
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