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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)   Hit and run victim with broken neck and back calls 911 herself while lying in the median, then roundhouse kicks Chuck Norris   (news-journalonline.com) divider line 22
    More: Florida, roundhouse kick, broken neck, New Smyrna Beach, Denny's, Josh Holloway  
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2013-09-10 01:03:09 PM  
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2013-09-10 01:03:20 PM  
No insurance eh? What's she doing in a hospital, sponging off the taxpayer?
 
2013-09-10 01:03:54 PM  
This woman is a badass. This driver needs to be shot. That is all.
 
2013-09-10 01:06:00 PM  
This story has florida written all over it
 
2013-09-10 01:06:25 PM  
North Floriduh: the Bicyclist murder capital of North America! A biking hit & run death a week (or more) or your money back!
 
2013-09-10 01:10:14 PM  
Good on Dennys though for at least organizing a fundraiser. Be a lot better if they'd provide insurance.
 
2013-09-10 01:12:05 PM  
She pushed some buttons on a phone?
That is amazing.
 
2013-09-10 01:14:32 PM  
I guess I don't get the Chuck Norris ref, but I'd agree on putting the driver through as much hell as this woman is having to go through.
 
2013-09-10 01:14:53 PM  
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2013-09-10 01:15:19 PM  

thespindrifter: North Floriduh: the Bicyclist murder capital of North America! A biking hit & run death a week (or more) or your money back!


I hate to break your little ego dance here, but it doesn't say if the blue pick-up driver violated right-of-way by running a red light or something (in FL, you can only violate right-of-way, never have it, even as a pedestrian, granted state law has to support you as a pedestrian shooting a driver who is about to hit you).
 
2013-09-10 01:22:40 PM  

Begoggle: She pushed some buttons on a phone?
That is amazing.


Come back to us when you've tried to do anything with a broken back AND neck.
 
2013-09-10 01:23:40 PM  

Sugarbombs: (in FL, you can only violate right-of-way, never have it, even as a pedestrian, granted state law has to support you as a pedestrian shooting a driver who is about to hit you).


If nobody has right-of-way, how can it be violated?
 
2013-09-10 01:36:12 PM  
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gja
2013-09-10 01:41:41 PM  
Was Zimmerman driving?
 
2013-09-10 02:24:30 PM  
I am amazed that she could drive at all with those enormous brass balls of hers...
 
2013-09-10 02:32:35 PM  

abfalter: I am amazed that she could drive at all with those enormous brass balls of hers...


This.
 
2013-09-10 02:39:35 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: Sugarbombs: (in FL, you can only violate right-of-way, never have it, even as a pedestrian, granted state law has to support you as a pedestrian shooting a driver who is about to hit you).

If nobody has right-of-way, how can it be violated?


You can be notarized for violating right-of-way in FL, but nobody can have it.  State laws are weird.
 
2013-09-10 03:03:55 PM  
Why do I have the feeling she was crossing illegally?
 
2013-09-10 07:32:24 PM  
Regardless of whether she was crossing legally or illegally it was dead wrong to knock her flying and then leave her there without even calling 911. These are two separate issues. Unless jaywalking should be punished by maiming or death even when it's you doing it.

It's too bad it'd be inhumane to suggest breaking the driver's neck, back and pelvis and letting him panhandle for the hospital bill. Would sex change be better?
 
2013-09-10 10:24:23 PM  
Hopefully they catch him and hopefully he's well insured so that she can sue him and get some compensation for her loses.
 
2013-09-10 11:33:34 PM  
"I couldn't believe he was leaving me," Smith said. "I thought to myself, 'This man just hit me and he's fleeing the scene.
"He just told me he was sorry and then he does this to me," Smith said, tears welling up in her eyes again.


biatch YOU SAID YOU WHERE OK!!!!!

Pro Tip:  When the person who hit you exits the vehicle to check on your condition, as required, and you say you think you are OK, then he has done his duty to stop and render aid, and may now leave.
 
2013-09-10 11:42:44 PM  
and just in case anyone missed it:

"I told him I thought I was OK but I asked him to please call for help,"

Basically we are dealing with an injured idiot and a piece of shiat that has just been given the secret pass-phrase for "you may now legally flee the scene"
 
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