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(Global Geopolitics)   In protest of the NSA, whom they've been working with since the 1960's, Germany conducted helicopter flyover of a US consulate. Ohne Scheiß   (glblgeopolitics.wordpress.com) divider line 25
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2013-09-10 11:24:21 AM
Ohne scheiss= without shiat
 
2013-09-10 11:36:45 AM
Was kommt mit Scheiß?  Bitte nicht antworten "deine Mutti."
 
2013-09-10 11:47:00 AM
That's "Keine Sheiss" du schwole arshloch.
 
2013-09-10 11:48:02 AM

mysticcat: Ohne scheiss= without shiat


Ohne Scheiß = "no shiat" in German.
 
2013-09-10 11:48:11 AM
Keine Sheiße
 
2013-09-10 11:49:01 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: That's "Keine Sheiss" du schwole arshloch.


Also wrong. Stop using Google and learn the language. Du faule Sau.
 
2013-09-10 11:54:10 AM
"I shiat you not" would be a better translation
 
2013-09-10 11:55:19 AM
I used to get them mixed up, imo best equivalence would be

Kein Scheiss = no shiat
Ohne Scheiss = are you shiatting me?
 
2013-09-10 11:55:51 AM

mysticcat: "I shiat you not" would be a better translation


Leider das stimmt auch nicht. Ich wohne in Deutschland. Du auch?
 
2013-09-10 11:56:23 AM

that1guy77: HotIgneous Intruder: That's "Keine Sheiss" du schwole arshloch.

Also wrong. Stop using Google and learn the language. Du faule Sau.


Willst du hanchen fressen oder meine arsh lechen?
Ach, deine mutti ist schon da!
 
2013-09-10 11:57:42 AM

that1guy77: mysticcat: "I shiat you not" would be a better translation

Leider das stimmt auch nicht. Ich wohne in Deutschland. Du auch?


A besserwisser living in germany?   Mein gott.
 
2013-09-10 11:59:34 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: that1guy77: HotIgneous Intruder: That's "Keine Sheiss" du schwole arshloch.

Also wrong. Stop using Google and learn the language. Du faule Sau.

Willst du hanchen fressen oder meine arsh lechen?
Ach, deine mutti ist schon da!


Jajaja... Du missgeburt und behinderte Kind.
 
2013-09-10 12:03:09 PM

lilplatinum: that1guy77: mysticcat: "I shiat you not" would be a better translation

Leider das stimmt auch nicht. Ich wohne in Deutschland. Du auch?

A besserwisser living in germany?   Mein gott.


 Typisch Auslander. Ich finde mal, dass es besser als das Leben ungebildet ist.
 
2013-09-10 12:14:45 PM
I have one of those German last names with more consonants than vowels. Can't say more than guten tag and danke/bitte, though, and when we flew out of Frankfurt last year, the guy at the check in counter made me pronounce my name. He and I both knew I'd say it wrong, and he teased me for it, but I turned around and surprised him by correcting my pronunciation. Nice part about having a good ear is I can pick up accents rather easily and quickly.

/"ei" in German does not exactly equal the long i dipthong in English. Think a little more Minnesotan.
 
2013-09-10 12:15:21 PM
I bet you own an article of clothing from Jack Wolfskin.
 
2013-09-10 12:18:48 PM
Du hast zwei weltkrieg verloren.
Keine sheisse fur dich.
 
2013-09-10 12:45:26 PM

Peki: I have one of those German last names with more consonants than vowels. Can't say more than guten tag and danke/bitte, though, and when we flew out of Frankfurt last year, the guy at the check in counter made me pronounce my name. He and I both knew I'd say it wrong, and he teased me for it, but I turned around and surprised him by correcting my pronunciation. Nice part about having a good ear is I can pick up accents rather easily and quickly.

/"ei" in German does not exactly equal the long i dipthong in English. Think a little more Minnesotan.


If you failed at ei, I shudder at your proununciation of a ue.
 
2013-09-10 12:52:02 PM
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
 
2013-09-10 12:53:59 PM

Smackledorfer: Peki: I have one of those German last names with more consonants than vowels. Can't say more than guten tag and danke/bitte, though, and when we flew out of Frankfurt last year, the guy at the check in counter made me pronounce my name. He and I both knew I'd say it wrong, and he teased me for it, but I turned around and surprised him by correcting my pronunciation. Nice part about having a good ear is I can pick up accents rather easily and quickly.

/"ei" in German does not exactly equal the long i dipthong in English. Think a little more Minnesotan.

If you failed at ei, I shudder at your proununciation of a ue.


Again, let me hear it a bit and I can pick it up.

/I'm American, was mistaken for a Belgian in France when I spoke French, Belgians thought I was French.
 
2013-09-10 01:10:57 PM

Peki: Again, let me hear it a bit and I can pick it up.


With me I can pronounce foreign languages and other accents well if I'm actively speaking with people who speak it (except spanish, which is easy as hell to speak for me, ymmv).  But give me a couple weeks without hearing it and I'm back to sounding stupid. :)
 
2013-09-10 01:16:54 PM
It'll be a cold day in the ovens of Auschwitz before I let a German lecture any American on how to spell German.
 
2013-09-10 02:16:45 PM

that1guy77: lilplatinum: that1guy77: mysticcat: "I shiat you not" would be a better translation

Leider das stimmt auch nicht. Ich wohne in Deutschland. Du auch?

A besserwisser living in germany?   Mein gott.

 Typisch Auslander. Ich finde mal, dass es besser als das Leben ungebildet ist.


Was?

Your trolling needs work. You are missing the umlauts and the second sentence makes no sense.
 
2013-09-10 03:03:12 PM

that1guy77: Typisch Auslander.


"Typical foreigner."

Typical German zenophobe.
 
2013-09-10 03:53:37 PM
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Maaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhmmmmm, you'd tell me if you posted in a German Scheiß Fark thread, right?
 
2013-09-10 06:07:01 PM
Kugelschreiber!

That's all I've got...
 
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