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(USA Today)   Will De Blasio make good on his promise to de-Bloomberg New York Bloomberg? Will Weiner become Mayor DickCheese? Are there any Republicans actually running? This is your NYC Primary Thread, because subby's still drunk   (usatoday.com) divider line 31
    More: Interesting, Blasio, Anthony Weiner, New York, City Council Speaker Christine Quinn, Republican, Baruch College, Quinnipiac Poll, Ed Koch  
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2013-09-10 11:30:23 AM  
Bloomburg?

/That is either clever or dumb, I am trying to decide
 
2013-09-10 11:59:43 AM  

Ennuipoet: Bloomburg?

/That is either clever or dumb, I am trying to decide


hey, they let a headline with "Mayor DickCheese" through, just be happy he was drunk and not rowdy
 
2013-09-10 12:12:22 PM  
de-Bloomburg

What does that entail, anyway - does Al Sharpton have to gain a hundred pounds and put his track suit and medallion back on?
 
2013-09-10 12:54:36 PM  
I predict De Blasio will win enough to avoid a run off and by the fall will be so hated by liberals that the GOP takes the seat.
 
2013-09-10 12:55:00 PM  
s7.thisnext.com

If he's not already running, write him in!
 
2013-09-10 01:14:30 PM  
Does it really matter at this point which clown wins?  It's still a clown.
 
2013-09-10 01:25:16 PM  

another cultural observer: [s7.thisnext.com image 495x495]

If he's not already running, write him in!


I love that guy
 
2013-09-10 02:33:56 PM  
The next DNC convention (2016?) should decide to back 100% medical and/or legalizing Marijuana

They'd pretty much shore up any lose votes at that point.

Even a lot of the old white people I suspect might consider them strongly too.
 
2013-09-10 03:03:56 PM  

somedude210: another cultural observer: [s7.thisnext.com image 495x495]

If he's not already running, write him in!

I love that guy


His appearance is so outrageous as to almost be a racist caricature.  I wonder if he's in the pay of the Koch brothers....
 
2013-09-10 03:04:32 PM  
I'm pullin' for Weiner

wait...
 
2013-09-10 03:09:11 PM  

Hung Like A Tic-Tac: I'm pullin' for Weiner

wait...


Glad they don't use punch-cards anymore?
 
2013-09-10 03:54:39 PM  
Lemme see:

Quinn: Too close to Bloomberg for me to consider her
Liu: Would sell his soul to become Mayor
Di Blasio: Tailor-made flunky of the old Democratic political machine
Thompson:  Buffoon
Weiner?  Yeah, he sexted...and?

/voted for Weiner
 
2013-09-10 04:22:07 PM  

Rwa2play: Lemme see:

Quinn: Too close to Bloomberg for me to consider her
Liu: Would sell his soul to become Mayor
Di Blasio: Tailor-made flunky of the old Democratic political machine
Thompson:  Buffoon
Weiner?  Yeah, he sexted...and?

/voted for Weiner


Being immersed in the operations of the Democratic political machine, I can assure you that there is no love lost there. They're all behind Thompson; in fact, with very few exceptions all of Thompson's votes are coming from the old Democratic clubs. They've been fighting DeBlasio's rise tooth and nail since well before petition season.

One exception is in the ultra-Orthodox community, where all of the candidates have been presenting themselves for inspection and making vague noises about letting the herpetic rabbis suck off their infants without a consent form again.
 
2013-09-10 04:33:11 PM  

captainktainer: Rwa2play: Lemme see:

Quinn: Too close to Bloomberg for me to consider her
Liu: Would sell his soul to become Mayor
Di Blasio: Tailor-made flunky of the old Democratic political machine
Thompson:  Buffoon
Weiner?  Yeah, he sexted...and?

/voted for Weiner

Being immersed in the operations of the Democratic political machine, I can assure you that there is no love lost there. They're all behind Thompson; in fact, with very few exceptions all of Thompson's votes are coming from the old Democratic clubs. They've been fighting DeBlasio's rise tooth and nail since well before petition season.


Like I said, Weiner seems to be the only one giving a damn about being Mayor IMHO.  Besides, lemme rattle the cage a bit and see what happens. :)

One exception is in the ultra-Orthodox community, where all of the candidates have been presenting themselves for inspection and making vague noises about letting the herpetic rabbis suck off their infants without a consent form again.

Uh yeah, the less said about them the better.
 
2013-09-10 04:46:04 PM  
Eh...I voted for my second choice because I want to see a runoff. They all suck.
 
2013-09-10 04:48:00 PM  
BTW, the Republicans running:

Catsimatidis:  Your typical Ivory Tower Republican.
Lhota:  Wants to be Guiliani 2.0...I never liked 1.0 to begin with.
 
2013-09-10 05:36:01 PM  

Rwa2play: Lemme see:

Quinn: Too close to Bloomberg for me to consider her
Liu: Would sell his soul to become Mayor
Di Blasio: Tailor-made flunky of the old Democratic political machine
Thompson:  Buffoon
Weiner?  Yeah, he sexted...and?

/voted for Weiner


He cheated on his wife and has a sex obsession.

Yeah, peoples, 1992 called. They want their Arsenio sax riff back.
 
2013-09-10 05:46:35 PM  
300 comments for ESPN's week 1 NFL power rankings thread over in sports, 17 comments (over 5 hours) on mayoral primary in NYC?

/what's up with that?
 
2013-09-10 06:02:21 PM  

kuhnewer: 300 comments for ESPN's week 1 NFL power rankings thread over in sports, 17 comments (over 5 hours) on mayoral primary in NYC?

/what's up with that?


Nobody outside NYC gives a shiat about the mayoral election there while people throughout the country care about football?
 
2013-09-10 06:17:05 PM  
True. Yet you from California and I from Chicago both came here looking for a comment, clever or stupid, trollish or insightful, for some reason.

Go Bears.
 
2013-09-10 06:33:04 PM  

captainktainer: One exception is in the ultra-Orthodox community, where all of the candidates have been presenting themselves for inspection and making vague noises about letting the herpetic rabbis suck off their infants without a consent form again.


But I was told only evil Republicans pander to hyperconservative religious bigotry and medical ignorance.
 
2013-09-10 07:02:59 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: He cheated on his wife


sex obsession I'll grant you, but do dick pics count as cheating? Maybe he just enjoys displaying his manhood to the world?

kuhnewer: Yet you from California and I from Chicago both came here looking for a comment, clever or stupid, trollish or insightful, for some reason.


and I from Mass, wrote and submitted the headline for this

(seriously, I'm impressed Mayor DickCheese made it through the admins)
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-09-10 08:16:31 PM  
Eh, I voted. I don't think the person I voted for will get enough to matter, but I liked what he had to say. C'est la vie.
 
2013-09-10 08:39:20 PM  

DGS: Eh, I voted. I don't think the person I voted for will get enough to matter, but I liked what he had to say. C'est la vie.


Weiner?
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-09-10 09:36:38 PM  

somedude210: DGS: Eh, I voted. I don't think the person I voted for will get enough to matter, but I liked what he had to say. C'est la vie.

Weiner?


Nope. I liked Thompson.
 
2013-09-10 09:45:58 PM  

Anthony Weiner now free to spend more time with his unlimited data plan.

- Tim Siedell (@badbanana) September 11, 2013
 
2013-09-10 10:42:43 PM  
captainktainer:

One exception is in the ultra-Orthodox community, where all of the candidates have been presenting themselves for inspection and making vague noises about letting the herpetic rabbis suck off their infants without a consent form again.

i42.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-10 10:45:08 PM  

Gulper Eel: captainktainer: One exception is in the ultra-Orthodox community, where all of the candidates have been presenting themselves for inspection and making vague noises about letting the herpetic rabbis suck off their infants without a consent form again.

But I was told only evil Republicans pander to hyperconservative religious bigotry and medical ignorance.


The disgusting State Senator representing them caucuses with the Republicans, so take your "both sides are the same" shiat and can it.
 
2013-09-10 10:46:48 PM  

Max Awesome: captainktainer:

One exception is in the ultra-Orthodox community, where all of the candidates have been presenting themselves for inspection and making vague noises about letting the herpetic rabbis suck off their infants without a consent form again.

[i42.photobucket.com image 256x225]


Yep. As it is now, you can have a rabbi with herpes suck off your infant right after he's been circumcised if you sign a consent form. The assholes in the ultra-Orthodox community see that consent form as a human rights violation.
 
2013-09-11 12:59:17 AM  
Who cares about all these clowns? As long as William Naughton wins the highway supervisor primary in Huntington, NY, humanity has a chance.
 
2013-09-11 03:36:41 AM  

captainktainer: The disgusting State Senator representing them caucuses with the Republicans, so take your "both sides are the same" shiat and can it.


Then what do you call this kind of pandering? The ultra-orthdox' freedom of religion ends where the baby's right not to die of an STD begins, and any politician who coddles them loses my vote. A little bit upstate, Democrats and Republicans alike will kiss the asses of the Hasidim in Kiryas Joel and New Square same as the NYC candidates have been doing. Pathetic.

In Albany, the two parties  are the same for all purposes, as anybody who's seen George Pataki's budgets could tell you.

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