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(HyperVocal)   Did you scream "FAKE" at the twerking girl on fire? Step up and claim your prize   (hypervocal.com) divider line 108
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2013-09-10 07:13:04 AM  
What is fake is the cut to Kimmel after she set herself on fire.
 
2013-09-10 07:30:58 AM  
Why is "twerking" a word? Since when does a drunken slut shaking her ass require its own term?
 
2013-09-10 07:31:33 AM  
...and I use "slut" in the most loving way possible.
 
2013-09-10 07:34:06 AM  
An unearned sense of superiority?
 
2013-09-10 07:58:47 AM  

Mugato: Why is "twerking" a word? Since when does a drunken slut shaking her ass require its own term?


Because it's what language is all about. We use words to describe things. Sure we could have kept it at, "inebriated slatterns gyrating their posteriors", but instead a term was coined and now that is the description of it.
 
2013-09-10 08:05:17 AM  

Slaxl: Mugato: Why is "twerking" a word? Since when does a drunken slut shaking her ass require its own term?

Because it's what language is all about. We use words to describe things. Sure we could have kept it at, "inebriated slatterns gyrating their posteriors", but instead a term was coined and now that is the description of it.


There was already a term:  booty dancing.  Also known as "shaking your booty."
 
2013-09-10 08:07:40 AM  

Slaxl: Mugato: Why is "twerking" a word? Since when does a drunken slut shaking her ass require its own term?

Because it's what language is all about. We use words to describe things. Sure we could have kept it at, "inebriated slatterns gyrating their posteriors", but instead a term was coined and now that is the description of it.


Fine, but why now and why "Miley"? Or does twerking mean "awkward display of what a girl thinks is supposed to be sexy"?
 
2013-09-10 08:19:57 AM  
I'd stunt that woman, if you catch my drift.
 
2013-09-10 08:22:46 AM  
You mean things posted on the internet aren't always true?
 
2013-09-10 08:25:07 AM  

Outrageous Muff: You mean things posted on the internet aren't always true?


Yes. Yes, they are.
 
2013-09-10 08:25:50 AM  
I did! I screamed "fake!"!! The placement of the candles was too suspicious.
 
2013-09-10 08:26:41 AM  
You and every body else figured out it was fake. Congrats.
 
2013-09-10 08:28:51 AM  
I immediately knew it was fake as soon as I saw it on the Kimmel show.
 
2013-09-10 08:30:05 AM  
Eh... fake or not, still worthy of a chuckle. Lighten up.
 
2013-09-10 08:30:24 AM  

Lor M. Ipsum: Slaxl: Mugato: Why is "twerking" a word? Since when does a drunken slut shaking her ass require its own term?

Because it's what language is all about. We use words to describe things. Sure we could have kept it at, "inebriated slatterns gyrating their posteriors", but instead a term was coined and now that is the description of it.

There was already a term:  booty dancing.  Also known as "shaking your booty."


I thought it was called "Mapouka"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C_TxqJ6ZEU

(Not a rickroll or TMLO)
 
2013-09-10 08:30:36 AM  
Why is "Miley" a word? Since when does a recording artist shaking her ass require its own name?
 
2013-09-10 08:31:59 AM  
Meanwhile on internets...

l.yimg.com
 
2013-09-10 08:34:58 AM  

LewDux: Why is "Miley" a word? Since when does a recording artist shaking her ass require its own name?


No, no. "Miley" is when a recording artist IS an ass.
 
2013-09-10 08:42:22 AM  
So nobody was actually hurt as a result of behaving stupidly, what a shame.
 
2013-09-10 08:44:30 AM  

LewDux: Meanwhile on internets...

[l.yimg.com image 480x300]


She can lick my hammer, if you know what I mean....

/and I think you do
 
2013-09-10 08:46:18 AM  
So you would have me believe instead that there is a man named "Jimmy Kimmel"? How gullible do you think I am!
 
2013-09-10 08:47:43 AM  
Now that I've learned that a video I didn't know or care about was fake, where do I get MY prize?
 
2013-09-10 08:48:15 AM  
Jimmy Kimmel fooled the world again. Amazing.
 
2013-09-10 08:49:47 AM  
That ass ain't fake.
 
2013-09-10 08:51:00 AM  

Mugato: Slaxl: Mugato: Why is "twerking" a word? Since when does a drunken slut shaking her ass require its own term?

Because it's what language is all about. We use words to describe things. Sure we could have kept it at, "inebriated slatterns gyrating their posteriors", but instead a term was coined and now that is the description of it.

Fine, but why now and why "Miley"? Or does twerking mean "awkward display of what a girl thinks is supposed to be sexy"?


See "duck face".
 
2013-09-10 08:51:05 AM  

Nidiot: So nobody was actually hurt as a result of behaving stupidly, what a shame.



Ok, so I'm not alone.
 
2013-09-10 08:51:39 AM  
It's kind of scary and funny at the same time how quickly the video blew up on the internet. Kimmel did not have to do anything other than post it. The internet did the rest. It's simply that easy to manipulate the entire online world.

What's even more creepy is how much people are ticked that this isn't real and that someone was not maimed. Seriously? That's twisted.
 
2013-09-10 08:52:09 AM  

Mugato: Why is "twerking" a word? Since when does a drunken slut shaking her ass require its own term?


My problem with the video is that she isn't twerking as I understand it.   She is just doing a good old-fashioned "look at me pretending to be a stripper" dance.
 
2013-09-10 08:52:23 AM  

Mr. Cat Poop: That ass ain't fake.


Them titties ain't retarded
 
2013-09-10 08:53:06 AM  
Notice how in the video blowup the GF does an in place running for a second before taking off?
 
2013-09-10 08:53:34 AM  

Outrageous Muff: You mean things posted on the internet aren't always true?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-10 08:53:58 AM  

LewDux: Meanwhile on internets...

[l.yimg.com image 480x300]


Now there's a photoshop waiting to happen.
 
2013-09-10 08:55:02 AM  

big pig peaches: See "duck face".


files.g4tv.com

It's all fun and games until the dog starts laughing.
 
2013-09-10 08:55:20 AM  

Mugato: Why is "twerking" a word? Since when does a drunken slut shaking her ass require its own term?



It's short for 'twat working'.
 
2013-09-10 08:55:39 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Mr. Cat Poop: That ass ain't fake.

Them titties ain't retarded



Just the young lady attached to them.
 
2013-09-10 08:55:58 AM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: LewDux: Meanwhile on internets...

[l.yimg.com image 480x300]

She can lick my hammer, if you know what I mean....

/and I think you do


...and she probably would. Evidently she is not fussy about where her tongue goes. (No doubt it's something the guys like about her.) But I wouldn't be surprised if we catch her licking maggot infested roadkill next. She is also about as subtle as that sledgehammer.
 
2013-09-10 08:56:21 AM  

Lor M. Ipsum: Slaxl: Mugato: Why is "twerking" a word? Since when does a drunken slut shaking her ass require its own term?

Because it's what language is all about. We use words to describe things. Sure we could have kept it at, "inebriated slatterns gyrating their posteriors", but instead a term was coined and now that is the description of it.

There was already a term:  booty dancing.  Also known as "shaking your booty."


croesius: Lor M. Ipsum: Slaxl: Mugato: Why is "twerking" a word? Since when does a drunken slut shaking her ass require its own term?

Because it's what language is all about. We use words to describe things. Sure we could have kept it at, "inebriated slatterns gyrating their posteriors", but instead a term was coined and now that is the description of it.

There was already a term:  booty dancing.  Also known as "shaking your booty."

I thought it was called "Mapouka"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C_TxqJ6ZEU

(Not a rickroll or TMLO)


personally, I think this is better:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LvJkE_ZK4Y

not a rickroll or TMLO either.  Just some good Del Tha Funkee Homosapien
 
2013-09-10 08:56:51 AM  

Mugato: Slaxl: Mugato: Why is "twerking" a word? Since when does a drunken slut shaking her ass require its own term?

Because it's what language is all about. We use words to describe things. Sure we could have kept it at, "inebriated slatterns gyrating their posteriors", but instead a term was coined and now that is the description of it.

Fine, but why now and why "Miley"? Or does twerking mean "awkward display of what a girl thinks is supposed to be sexy"?


Twerk isn't a new word.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twerking

The earliest mention I know of by a "big name" in hip-hop was Mystikal in 1998 (Shake Something, I Got the Hook Up Original Soundtrack)
 
2013-09-10 08:57:32 AM  
The placement of the candles and booze weren't nearly as suspicious as the the footage abruptly cutting off.
 
2013-09-10 08:57:39 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

/ as a member of the generation that popularized the Internets outside of the government and universities, I would like to sincerely apologize on my generation's behalf for what the Internet has become
 
2013-09-10 08:57:57 AM  

mekki: It's kind of scary and funny at the same time how quickly the video blew up on the internet. Kimmel did not have to do anything other than post it. The internet did the rest. It's simply that easy to manipulate the entire online world.

What's even more creepy is how much people are ticked that this isn't real and that someone was not maimed. Seriously? That's twisted.


c3201142.cdn02.imgwykop.pl
 
2013-09-10 08:59:40 AM  

eas81: mekki: It's kind of scary and funny at the same time how quickly the video blew up on the internet. Kimmel did not have to do anything other than post it. The internet did the rest. It's simply that easy to manipulate the entire online world.

What's even more creepy is how much people are ticked that this isn't real and that someone was not maimed. Seriously? That's twisted.

[c3201142.cdn02.imgwykop.pl image 615x486]


WHAT THE fark IS THAT? It's like it's ripped from a nightmare. Holy fark.
 
2013-09-10 09:01:43 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: I did! I screamed "fake!"!! The placement of the candles was too suspicious.


Did you..........learn this from experience?
 
2013-09-10 09:05:20 AM  
This is the first I've seen it, and I'm glad for that.
 
2013-09-10 09:07:57 AM  

Pardon Me Sultan: LewDux: Why is "Miley" a word? Since when does a recording artist shaking her ass require its own name?

No, no. "Miley" is when a recording artist IS an ass.


Does it offend you, yeah?
 
2013-09-10 09:08:57 AM  

LordOfThePings: Outrageous Muff: You mean things posted on the internet aren't always true?

Yes. Yes, they are.


Uh, Bon jour!
 
2013-09-10 09:10:29 AM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: LewDux: Meanwhile on internets...

[l.yimg.com image 480x300]

She can lick my hammer, if you know what I mean....

/and I think you do


With that sandpaper lizard tongue? Probably work nice to get the rust off your hammer, maybe with a little 3-IN-1 oil.
 
2013-09-10 09:11:33 AM  

Lady Indica: eas81: mekki: It's kind of scary and funny at the same time how quickly the video blew up on the internet. Kimmel did not have to do anything other than post it. The internet did the rest. It's simply that easy to manipulate the entire online world.

What's even more creepy is how much people are ticked that this isn't real and that someone was not maimed. Seriously? That's twisted.

[c3201142.cdn02.imgwykop.pl image 615x486]

WHAT THE fark IS THAT? It's like it's ripped from a nightmare. Holy fark.


It's okay, that thing doesn't exist in the real world. It is some mock up done specifically for an artist in order to do a series of photographs. I freaked out the first time I saw it too.

The "you can shave the baby" doll was an artist's piece also.

Brian Peppers however, was real.

/doing my bit to help other people sleep at night
 
2013-09-10 09:13:59 AM  
I think it's funny.  Funny because the video was staged, and funny because Kimmel staged it to make a point about how easily people can be fooled.

Since I'm never awake late enough to see Kimmel, and I never seem to be on the wave of the new "trending, viral video clip", I completely was unaware of any of this until I saw it on the news this morning.  And it gave me a good chuckle.  Plus, the chick is cute.
 
2013-09-10 09:19:30 AM  
God, I absolutely love women's asses, it's my favorite body part. That said, this twerking bullshiat is stupid, there's nothing attractive about it at all, and it needs to go the way of planking, soon. If you ask me, fire is too good for twerkers, they need something slower and more painful in order to understand the consequences of their actions.
 
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